#the selfshipping brain rot is back

[miranita]

back with some old trikey/oc sketches from last year

full here

[theogonies]

i just think that childe needs a cute little traveling companion to patch his wounds and make him his favorite foods when he's feeling homesick. and i'm not saying i could be that person but i do make mean homemade пельмени

[coyotenoses]

okay, let's do this...

(don't send us asks looking for donations.)

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heglo! we're the canis constellate. we're a mediple, multi-origins hivemind that is polyfragmented, spiritual in nature, and has DID. we use it/its, hy/hym, and ze/hir exclusively. we're an intersex genderfaun auto/mspec pansybutch gaybian. our plural blog is @canis-constellate and our selfship-focused (but not exclusive) blog is @local-lovey-wolfboy (although it's not very active anymore). note: we are bodily an adult, although we prefer not to state our actual age for privacy (and paranoia) reasons.

we are explicitly proship/profic; if you don't like that, leave. i don't want any trouble with anyone, and if you're an anti, i don't want to be around you. we are also pro-selfshipping, but you'd see that if you looked at our other blog for just about two seconds anyway.

this blog is primarily run by the folks in the @sunsweptsystem, the current primary active sidesystem; untagged posts are most likely written by Oakley, and the other common names you will see are: Twitch, Caxton, Calvin, and Goodboy. (there's more than that, they're just the most common)

we are considered a "clinical lycanthrope/zoanthrope" by most humans; we are physically a coyote, and we block reality checkers indiscriminately. our nonhuman sideblog is @rotting-bones-will-sing.

do not reality check us. we are a fully a coyote in every way, even if we may shapeshift into other forms (with our other primary form being the the Vancouver Island sea wolf).

we're physically disabled and use both forearm crutches and a wheelchair. we also have ASPD, NPD, PPD, OCPD, AvPD, and are schizophrenic + autistic, among other things. we have programmed & polyfragmented DID, but the latest iteration/the iteration in control is almost entirely spiritual, even if it's affected by our DID.

aspd/npd/bpd/hpd abuse isn't a real or distinct form of abuse, don't come within a 10 foot pole if you think it is, or else i am spraying you with a pressure washer.

we are incredibly paranoid and suspicious of others due to the PPD and AvPD, and we'll often refer to ourselves as being monstrous or compare ourselves to rot or scum. it may take us a while to answer asks. you can check out #avpd posting on our blog to see more of how specifically our avpd has/is affect[ed/ing] us.

asks are cool and good, we don't care who you are or anything so long as you're polite. we don't have any explicit DNI, although we will block if you're against any of the above, and we are extremely block happy.

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uh. yeah. that's about it methinks--oh wait tags (below cut)

minors, block #horny posting. that is the tag for sexually explicit posts. come back when you're eighteen. the #nsft tag contains all #horny posting tag content, but it also contains stuff like mild sex jokes for the folks who are entirely sex repulsed.

#it's me - original posts

#[name].txt - posts written by a specific headmate (eg., #Snail.txt, #Caxton.txt, #Mimic.txt, #Twitch.txt, etc)

#nonhuman things - formerly #werecreature things; anything about being nonhuman. includes posts/reblogs about or related to therianthropy, 'kinnity, "CL", and being an alien.

#plurality - anything about plurality

#queering shit up - stuff about us being queer (trans, butch, bi male lesbian, etc) or about queerness/queer identity in general

#the neuro diverges - anything about or related to [our] neurodivergency (aside from plurality as that has its own tag), including (but not limited to): autism, schizophrenia, ASPD, NPD, AvPD, etc; not exclusive of physical disability (see: VSS and migraine being neurological disorders while also physically disabling; see: neurodivergence - the possession of a brain that deviates from standard)

#leopard seals - leopard seals #other seals - other seals (including sea lions, fur seals, eared seals, etc)

#avpd posting - posts about our AVPD

#the body bad - anything about our physical disabilities; not exclusive of neurodivergency (see: VSS and migraine being neurological disorders while also physically disabling; see: neurodivergence - the possession of a brain that deviates from standard)

#asks - asks

#hate mail - anon hate #ambiguous mail - we are exceedingly bad at tone, so this is for the asks that we can't tell if they're anon hate or not #ask games - ask games #anonymous - anon asks #[insert blog url] - non-anon asks

#fandom stuff - fandom stuff, mostly Wobbledogs, Dimension20, + a smattering of Hermitcraft/MCYT and a little bit of meus talking about our old fandom (which wei will not name). sometimes other things will be mentioned on occasion (SFTH, The Amazing Devil, etc)

#tw [thing] - trigger warn tag. note: wei won't be tagging myur posts about being a wolf as unreality. don't ask. (however, wei will tag [other] unreality things as unreality if wei ever post/reblog them, but wei most likely won't--wei myurselves have the tag blocked)

#ex vents - vents about our shitty ex. general warning for abuse and manipulation

#rebloop - reblogged posts

#self rebloop - reblogs of myur own posts

#smile rule - our version of the "laugh rule" tag. we don't laugh unless we know it's "expected" of us (via people in comments talking about how hard they laughed before we see the punchline, etc), so this is for anything funny that gets a smile, giggle, or laugh out of us.

#nsft - nsfw posts, ranging from mild to ghost pepper spicy (although it's very VERY rarely that one lol. usually mild/implied). sometimes nsfw comes down to "funny sex joke" for the folks who are entirely sex repulsed.

#horny posting - nsfw posts that are explicitly horny and sexual. minors, block this tag, or at the very least by the GODS do not interact with any of these posts. wait until you're 18, they'll still be there. all horny posts are nsfw, not all nsfw posts are horny.

#blog upkeep - blog maintenance (announcements, updates, etc)

[narumisassdealer]

Sometimes my friend's selfships make my brain go brrzt, and inspiration fucking strikes. Certified yearner and acher in your ask box, bby: The first time you spent the night over at Nagi’s house, it had been like any other date: dinner at one of your favorite restaurants, a movie back at his place with a cuddle session on the couch. 

Ever since you two had started dating, nothing felt more natural than being in the other’s orbit, limbs tangled up in each other, stolen kisses and whispered words of adoration. You two were always just meant to be.

But all good things must come to an end.

It was getting late, which you were both well aware of, not because of the clock on the wall but because of the persistent yawns growing more frequently between you two.

As you stood up to grab your purse and call a rideshare, Nagi’s fingers dug into your wrist, anchoring you back into the moment with him.

“Stay.”

For Nagi, that simple word was like uttering his worst fear. The word was bitter and heavy on his tongue because often, people simply didn’t stick around, and asking someone to stay opened him up to the monumental pain that comes when they inevitably end up leaving.

So, Nagi was putting himself out on a limb here, hoping, praying, and needing you to see how he was looking at you—watching you leave in that instance would have needled at his chest all night and set in like a deep-set rot.

Let’s be clear here: he knows his trauma and fear of abandonment is his to carry, and you are not responsible for any loneliness he internalizes, but fuck, he’s not ashamed to admit that you soothe that loneliness like a healing balm.

But as you turned around, smiling, Nagi’s broad shoulders relaxed because you simply uttered, “Of course.”

And then the maelstrom of thoughts hit him like a tidal wave. He’d never had anyone stay over before, let alone the absolute love of his life. 

Did he sleep on the couch?

Would his bed be comfortable enough for you?

Should he offer you his shirt to wear to bed?

Oh my god…what if you wanted to take a shower?

Well, actually, the last thought piqued his interest more than it stressed him out.

A gentle yet firm hand on his shoulder brought him back to you. “Nagi, it’s fine. Let’s go to bed.”

That night, Nagi learned a lot about himself:

He wasn’t used to sharing a bed, but he liked it–a lot.

He should probably pick up the clothes from his floor more often.

And he absolutely adored being the big spoon.

Sleeping with you brought him a sense of comfort he had never known. He initiated the spooning session by slipping his hands around your waist and pulling your back against his chest so he could inhale your scent. Then, he moved his hands up the front of the shirt he had lent you for the night and rested them on your stomach.

Sure, he had touched you before–often aimlessly while gaming or when you two were walking down the street–but this was different. Touching you in this context felt necessary.

No, it felt life-sustaining.

“This is nice,” he muttered against your ear as he rested his chin on your shoulder, breathing you in. You gave a contented sigh in return, placing your hands over his large ones, and at that moment, you not only felt him shudder but also heard him let out a trembling breath.

“Are you ok?”

“Yeah, but now I don’t think I’ll ever want you to leave.”

Im actually crawling at the walls punching my pillows throwing plastic bowls tearing up paper please.. I cannot. my heart cannot take this.

"He wasn’t used to sharing a bed, but he liked it–a lot. He should probably pick up the clothes from his floor more often. And he absolutely adored being the big spoon."

I can't do this anymore

[sp4rkzzy]

Sighs

FINE I'll make a post revealing him bc. He's brain rotting

Moon Morningstar.. cus. Yes. I had to used one of my names due to not finding a good one

Some gacha life 2 reference, along with old school doodles if him. (2nd one was a ship doodle. He's wearing vox's fit. 3rd one is a demon form idea, 4 is also.. kinda that. But just a rushed doodle. I don't like 4 that much..)

Uhh anyways. Yeah he has lore cus.. he wasn't originally a selfship OC but.

Not a lot there ofc but.. was silly :3

C/P from a message;

Back when his parents split, he insisted on staying with Lucifer so him and Lilith never got close

He ended up having his dad take him to different parts of hell, meeting the deadly sins

And then Ozzie gifted Fizz a asmodeus crystal n shit

So basically for a good while. Like 7 years. He traveled around hell himself and the human world

Than after the finale, Lilith had Lute approach him and force him to stay at the hotel, and spy for em (a deal)

So he did.. and bros struggling with this deal and trying not to hurt his sister 🗣️🗣️

Uh. Sometime during his stay, he found out about the vees from Angel and Husk, and forced Angel to take em to the studio..

Moon tried to fight Valentino, but ended up just getting to know the other two vees

And. Boom crush on Vox

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after a whole bunch of time not posting much, i'm back and will be more active!

shout-out to trent for rotting my brain so much i got over whatever block i had about selfshipping and can feel good about it again ^_^

[shirogane-oushirou]

1, 2, and 7!! :3

hello niiiiick! 🥰💕 thanks so much for the ask~!! i hope you've had a wonderful anniversary today!!!! seeing all of your older art for the first time has been such a blast 💕💕💕

1. have you gained any new F/Os this year?

ren my best friend ren!!!!! i'd list any new fandom-related f/os here but... tbch, i haven't played or read much of anything this year ;;;; also ren has had a stranglehold on my brain ever since he showed up at the start of may, so i doubt anyone new could have broken through that... hell, even the one other f/o i added is just an AU version of ren kjsdnfnkj.

2. if you did add any new F/Os to your list this year, was there someone who you absolutely didn't expect would end up becoming an F/O? if so, did it take you a long time to realize you like them, or did they take your heart by storm?

went to sleep one night thinking about [][][][]ing mars, woke up maybe 4hrs later, half-asleep, ready to put a ring on some other Guy my brain cooked up for me jkngkjngekj. could never have expected ren or his au counterpart, and they've rotted my brain ever since. a little more on the unexpected side, i was finally able to compartmentalize my feelings wrt boris hnkna! he was the first character i f/o'd (platonically) from hnkna, but in college, i introduced an online friend to hnkna and he felt a kinship w boris.... when things broke bad w him (hi, chat app trauma~~~), it broke bad with boris as well. he was "covered in The Ooze" and all of that. BUT! he lives with gray (rom f/o) and nightmare (other platonic f/o) in spade, so seeing him in a new setting, having learned from mistakes from previous games, hanging out with my husband and bestie, and his romantic route being much less squicky.... i finally felt comfortable adding him back to the platonic f/o list! 💕💕💕 he's actually one of the reasons why i decided to add platonic tags at all!!! i'm so excited to have my beloved punk catboy back!!

7. in a similar vein, were there any special/memorable moments you had with the selfship community this year? (this can be anything from taking part in an event to receiving a particularly kind message - no matter how big or small!)

genuinely the Whole Thing. All Of It. i initially made this blog a year ago as a place to dump my "cringe ass selfship posts" for oushirou, isolated from any other blogs, just for me because i didn't have the social capacity to join a big fandom... but then i saw an artist i like being completely open about her selfships on twitter, which inspired me. i decided to put the social skills i'd been practicing for several months to the test, opening myself up to a community i knew NOTHING about, with people i had ZERO connection to, who COULD be super clique-y and mean.... and i was pleasantly surprised. it turns out there are some absolutely amazing, wonderful, funny, friendly, kind, caring, thoughtful, skilled, creative people in this community who were welcoming despite my newness! (not to say parts of it AREN'T clique-y and mean -- pretending otherwise would hurt people who've been targetted -- just that there are more chill people than i expected ;;;) safeshiptember is probably the one thing that really kicked it off for me! that's when i started creating things Specifically for this blog and putting things in the fandom tags. people found me and i found them through our works, we started chatting a bit, started sharing each others' work with positive notes, and created real connections. i feel connected to people for the first time in 8 years, in a more "real" way than stream chats. 💗🥰

[torawro]

YOUR PRESENCE IS A GIFT. ( b.k )

pairing ! ━━ husband!byakuya kuchiki  x  captain!fem!reader

cw ! ━━ minors do not interact. reader is black and thick coded but you don’t have to imagine it that way. reader is also the new captain of the 3rd division of the gotei 13. just pure intimacy and fluff. undertones of nsfw. mentions of nudity. suggestive/explicit scenarios like bathing together. teasing if you squint . passionate kisses. hints of domesticity bc they’re married. sickeningly sweet fr i love it. byakuya is sarcastic. he’s also soft n caring and very much in love under that stern façade <3 husband material fr .

word count ! ━━ 3.8k

notes ! ━━  back again letting my bleach brain rot take over :) this was another random thing i decided to write about but don’t worry, i have more ideas for him and so many more from bleach and other fandoms :) i just had to get this out of my system . also, i come back to this edit of him a lot heheh. REBLOGS ARE HEAVILY APPRECIATED!

edit as of 9/26  ━━ turned this into a self-indulgent fic as a gift to myself bc why not :)) i think i got carried away near the end. byakusosa is one of my selfships LOL happy birthday to me <3

byakuya kuchiki is the captain of the sixth division of the 13 Court Guard squads, as well as the 28th head of the Kuchiki Clan, an influential and noble family. he was aloof, stern in his beliefs and values— about himself and others. he often came off as indifferent and borderline arrogant. his skills as a shinigami were not anything to be taken lightly or to be trifled with for his spiritual pressure was intense. his combat experience and strategic compentency, including his shikai and bankai made him very strong— and intimidating.

and then there was you. you had been appointed captain of the 3rd division not that long ago, but still a while after ichimaru’s betrayal, making you the third woman who currently held a captain’s position within the Gotei 13. truthfully, you didn’t really like leadership positions, especially ones as prestigious and impressive as this. in truth, you’d much rather be led. the drastic change in environment from a lower district in rukongai to lavish and spacious captain’s quarters and becoming a high ranking shinigami still felt strange, despite all the time that has passed. even a lieutenant, third, fourth or fifth seat position would have been more appealing to you than a full-fledged captain. but unfortunately, your strengths were recognized, you were vouched for, and not one for confrontation. 

the two of you couldn’t be any more different. 

you were always the introverted type. having anxiety around other powerful people ( despite having tremendous power of your own ) , being easily intimidated, and not great at speaking publicly. leading a squad was a task in itself and at times, you shamefully wished that izuru  could handle everything for you. but that was just wishful thinking and unfair to your subordinates.

even being a captain yourself, it wasn’t a frequent occurrence to cross paths with another captain. it was an even rarer sight to cross paths with the captain of squad six. captain kuchiki was seldom seen out and about around the seiretei— unless it was for a captains meeting, training or leading his squad when there was a force threatening the soul society or dealing with manners that were thrust upon his shoulders as the head of a great noble clan. he never had the time, or frankly the regard, to mingle or lounge about with other captains or their lieutenants.

he was a very busy man. but, apparently not so busy to spare you a glance at every opportunity he got, or to greet you whenever you did see him.

he wasn’t too busy to stand and willingly converse in idle small talk with you, despite him having “better things to do than just stand around”.

he wasn’t all that busy to spare himself a little break from his paperwork and drop by your squad’s barracks within the seiretei. he’d flash-step into your office, effectively startling you and causing you drop the paintbrush and parchment in your hand, both of them rolling off your desk and onto the floor.

your other hand was clutched to your chest, in a feeble attempt to stop your racing heart. “shit—captain kuchiki! you startled me.” 

standing up from your chair to retrieve your materials, you didn’t miss his subtle eye roll. “i offer my humblest apologies for disturbing you.” sarcasm dripped from his smooth, monotone voice; it became his favorite way of speaking when addressing you. when you looked back up at him, you saw that his face remained stern and expressionless, but there was a ghost of a grin wanting to tug at his lips. 

he followed you on your way back to your desk. you could feel his unwavering stare burn a hole in the back of your head and suddenly your captain’s robes felt sweltering.

you cleared your throat awkwardly as you got yourself situated back in your chair, his strong, intimidating figure looming over you. “what can i do for you, captain kuchiki?” there was a certain emphasis you inadvertently placed on the word captain, that made the raven-haired man’s eyebrow twitch.

“i thought i told you, when we’re alone, you may call me byakuya… my love.”

byakuya kuchiki was capable of being rather tactical in his flattery, knowing exactly what to say, how to say it, and when to say it. he didn’t bother trying to hold back the small smirk the moment he noticed you shifting in your seat. he found you even more adorable when you were flustered and physically unable to handle any affection he threw at you— especially when it came unprompted like just a moment ago.

“i-i’m just …. trying to remain professional. you are aware we aren’t at home you know.”

he hummed in reply before placing a medium sized object on your desk. he leaned closer to your ear and purposefully lowered his voice as he spoke, “the servants prepared a special meal today, but it seems you’ve neglected to take it with you.”  his countenance never wavered still, but there was an undertone in his voice that suggested something else. something that made your stomach churn and butterflies erupt from their dormant cocoons.

you stared at the bento box blankly, trying to think of how to respond. another one of captain kuchiki’s skills included causing the words in your throat and within the walls of your mind to wither away and die. byakuya secretly reveled in the way you visibly shuddered when he further closed the distance, letting his soft lips brush against your cheek. it was having a greater effect on you because he was usually never this….coquettish outside of kuchiki manor. or even the master bedroom the two of you shared.

“so, you... came all the way here to bring it to me? byak— captain kuchiki, this is v...very unlike you.” you corrected yourself as you gripped the writing utensil in your grasp tighter. a gentle, baritone chuckle erupted from his throat, vibrating the very skin cells on your epidermis. it was a uncommon sound, and your ears—as well as your warm cunt— cherished every moment of it.

“is that a problem? i didn’t realize there would be such issues when i’m just trying to take care of my wife and making sure she’s…well fed.” the words ‘my wife’ sounded so good coming from his mouth, even several years after you’ve tied the knot. like the sweetest honey and vanilla dripping from a mouth-watering pastry, the endearing but inherently possessive nature of those two words lit your stomach aflame.

with an unexpected but delicate dip of his right hand onto your lower back, his pillowy mouth finally came together and laid the most tender kiss upon your cheek. byakuya made sure to let his lips linger a little in order to allow the tip of his tongue to fleetingly glide against your skin. his teasing, half-smile threatened to grow wider when his sharp gaze drank in the sight of your back slightly arching in his touch, and the sound of the tiniest whimper you just weren’t able to contain.

normally, it was you who had the greater affinity for byakuya’s affection during nearly all hours of the day, but this was certainly different— a good different, obviously. you couldn’t help but wonder if something happened that was impactful enough prompt him to do something as risky (or more like risqué) as this; you were well aware that he frowned upon any kind of public display of affection outside of the manor, and you made a note to quell your urges to get too close to him—at least until you got home. you strove to portray yourself solely as a colleague to the dark-haired man while fulfilling your duties as part of the gotei 13.

byakuya kuchiki, as a captain and the head of an influential noble family was unapproachable, almost seeming unreachable when he displayed his bouts of power and prominence. however, byakuya as a husband was someone completely different. you wouldn’t believe the brooding shinigami who rarely smiled and took his job entirely too seriously, was also the same man so desperate for your presence that he would leisurely come visit you, in the middle of the day while on duty.

and he was careful as well; the moment he sensed even the slightest modicum of someone else’s spiritual pressure, he’d reinstate the appropriate distance between the two of you, much to your protest when you nearly whined out his name. the urgent slam of the door to your office cut off your words.

your lieutenant izuru made a sudden appearance in the room, effectively startling you for the second time today. “captain, forgive my sudden intrusion but your—” the blonde’s nervous, lidded eyes then flickered over to the captain of the 6th division, who just stood silently a few feet away from your desk. his head was slightly lowered, and his muscled arms crossed over his chest. 

“c-captain kuchiki! your being here is certainly an... unexpected surprise. to what do i owe the pleasure of you coming to visit squad three’s barracks?” izuru was as respectful as ever as his kneeling position shifted a little to show his respect to another superior officer.

“it is nothing for you to be concerned about, lieutenant. i was just about to take my leave.” he responded in his signature, stone-cold voice. before leaving, he nodded his head in your direction as a farewell. maybe it was the incomparable speed of his movements, or the way his figure blurred as he used the flash step to make an exit, but you could have sworn, you saw a small simper on his lips. 

damn him, you cursed him in the back of your mind. 

damn him, as you continued to reminisce on his little visit for the rest of the day. your skin still remembered the featherlike touch of his slender fingers, the ghostly trail of his lips and very presence imprinted on your mind, causing your subordinates to give you worried glances when you made a certain expression; they even asked you if you were in pain. was it that bad?

damn that byakuya, as he stood roughly across from you during a scheduled captain’s meeting. you could hardly focus on whatever head captain yamamoto was saying about finances, when all you could do was discreetly stare at the clan head passively listen to what was being discussed. you felt yourself grow increasingly frustrated at him for not paying you even the slightest bit of attention—   not even a glance. but your feelings were misplaced and irrational. your own words from earlier rung out in your mind’s ear: “you are aware we aren’t at home, right?”

when the day finally came to a close, and all the captains were formally off-duty, you hardly even got out a ‘have a good evening!’ to the rest of your squad before taking your leave, leaping from roof to roof, in an effort to reach kuchiki manor quicker. 

upon your arrival, some guards were already standing at the main, grand entrance to the estate, and welcomed you back with a rigid bow and a uniform greeting. “welcome back and good evening, lady kuchiki!”

replying to them with a nod of the head and an absent-minded hum, you didn’t hesitate to inquire on your husband’s whereabouts. “has byakuya returned yet?”

one of the guards spoke up as they returned to their upright posture. “yes, the master returned a little while ago. he should be in the bath by now, considering the time.”

with an affirmative nod of your head, you maneuvered your way throughout the expansive property until you reached the designated part of the mansion where the bathing rooms were. a servant was already present preparing the soap and shampoo that they would be using today. 

there sat your lover, already bare in the tub that was designated as his. his hair was tied up in a messy updo style (a scarce sight for anyone unless it was in the bath), and his strong, muscled back facing you. after all this time, seeing him so...exposed will always awaken the butterflies in your stomach and the heat in your core. he wasn’t even looking at you, or saying anything, but byakuya was still able to make you so nervous you. he was effortlessly handsome, and had an imprint on your body and soul that would last for an eternity.

without turning around, byakuya noticed your unique but familiar spiritual pressure and greeted you in a deep, velvety voice. you swear you could pounce on him right then and there. 

“welcome back, my love.” he slightly shifted his head to the side as he addressed you, the small, cheeky grin he’d been wanting to sport all day truly glimmering within the walls of his own home, and in the presence of his lovely wife. 

that’s when you noticed that only one tub was ready and filled with warm water, and that was the one that byakuya was currently lounging in. the temperature of your face rose exponentially when you realized what it meant; you could practically see the smug undertones of his expression.

then, your skin was overcome with a sudden sensation, causing your figure to shudder with poorly concealed delight. you had been wanting to get close to him in a more intimate setting all day; you’ve been dying to touch him, to hold him, to kiss him, and it must have been obvious because one of the servants that were preparing the soap and petals— wait, petals? how come? — cleared their throat with a silent question, asking for permission to disrobe you for the bath. 

eagerly obliging, you let them take off your captain’s jacket and shinigami robes before departing to fold them neatly in your bedroom, leaving you in nothing but panties crafted from the finest linen (byakuya spared no expense when it came to you) that was now becoming drenched in your arousal. 

slipping the piece of fabric off and letting them fall to your ankles, with the help of byakuya’s outstretched hands, you let him guide you into the spacious tub, and sink slowly into the lukewarm, slightly translucent water. pink petals from one of the many cherry blossom trees on the estate’s expansive property waded around your body.

you were slightly confused on what the special occasion was, since the two of you didn’t normally bathe in together in the same tub, but you definitely weren’t complaining. the soft, content hum that escaped your lips was music to your husband’s ears. byakuya let the hand that was encasing yours drop to your back, gently tracing the indented line of your spine with his lithe fingers, while the other strong arm pulled you directly onto his lap; you both let out a quiet hiss when your extremities made contact with one another. his quickly hardening cock was now sitting directly under your wet folds.

“byakuya...” you keened, gliding your soapy hands up his lean, muscular chest until they circled around his neck. you shifted closer to him on his lap, causing his muscles to tense and his hips to twitch in an upwards motion, but he kept his composure, as always. “what’s all this for?”

the ebony haired man stared at you incredulously for a few moments before shaking his head. you would have thought he was annoyed with you if it weren’t for the endearing smile on his lips or his rough palms that were now affectionately resting on your waist and right cheek.

“are you so busy and scatterbrained that you’ve neglected your own birthday?” his voice was soft, so soft and tender, you weren’t sure if you’ve ever heard his voice get so delicate before.

your eyes widened in epiphany at the realization. today was your birthday, you’d been so busy with papers, and the new recruits, all these meetings—you had hardly left your office. byakuya bringing your lunch to you this afternoon made even more sense now. you were surprised that you’d even forgotten about it, because for the last few weeks, you’ve been excitedly chattering about it in his ear, not-so-subtly dropping hints as to what you wanted as a gift, having a good feeling that he’d get them for you, despite looking as if he didn’t care enough to listen. but when the day finally arrived, it had just…. came and went.

a low, hearty chuckle graced your ears as byakuya placed a soft peck on your nose. he was thoroughly amused at the look of confusion on your face. “silly woman…it’s as if your senses have escaped you the moment you awakened and are just now returning to you.”

you could hardly let out a giggle before byakuya— quite impatiently, as a matter of fact— closed the gap between both of your mouths and let your lips mold together, your bodies converging as one under the dim lanterns in the washroom. the kiss was slow, but the slow kinds of kisses were your favorite; it allowed you to really taste him, to get lost in his touch and his almost inaudible groans—it allowed you to drown in him.

the emotion that byakuya poured into your being through a mere but passionate gesture was almost too much. your senses were clouded with his scent and his presence, it was enough to make you weep as you tried to reciprocate at least a fraction of your own love in return.

it wasn’t obvious, but his sheer adoration, devotion and loyalty to you far outweighed yours.

he was first to break the kiss, regrettably so, for his lips that were coated with your saliva still brushed against yours. “happy birthday...my beautiful sakura flower.”

your already glassy eyes widened a fraction of an inch at the unique name, never hearing him say that to you before. your chest sparkled and crackled with a tingly feeling you couldn’t quite discern. your mind’s ear hyper-focused on the one meager phrase, so much so that didn’t feel the tears freely rolling down your face until byakuya used the pad of his thumb to softly wipe them away. why were you even crying? you weren’t sure, but all you knew was that your heart was soaring. 

“hmm, not only are you hopelessly distracted, but it seems you are a bit of a crybaby too. annoyingly sensitive.” byakuya’s countenance was completely serious as he teased you with a fondness in his tone that only you knew. it was one that elicited a soft chuckle from your throat as you nuzzled into the open space on his neck, mumbling a barely audible shut up as you adjusted your weight.

the clan head underneath you let his head loll back a little as he let out a soft groan. “we should go back to the room now, where we may continue your birthday.... celebration in peace.”

when you didn’t stir at his suggestion, your husband put his lips directly on the cartilage of your ear, his breath tickling your ear canal and causing you to shiver in his firm grasp. “my love,” he coaxed you in a deeper, sultrier voice. there was a dominant edge in his tone, effectively pulling your attention back to him and made your empty cunt clench around nothing, “all the gifts you’ve been hinting at are there waiting for you. and, i have one last, personal present to give you...”

as an emphasis on the word ‘personal’, byakuya let his hands move downwards to hold your voluptuous ass, and experimentally rolled his hips against your dripping core, giving you both the amazing gift of friction that your bodies had been craving. before you could even stop it, a whimper-like moan bubbled up from your lungs, your need for him skyrocketing at an alarming rate. 

he blessed you with another lazy, roll of his hips, his cock brushing against your folds and dragging against your clit, this time with a reassuring squeeze on the globes of your ass. “you do want it, don’t you?”

“y-yes....” you replied breathlessly. “want it...so bad. need you ‘kuya.” he let out a self-satisfied hum before scooping you up from under your thighs and standing up from the tub. you let out a yelp at the sudden cold air engulfing your body, stray petals sticking to both of your wet skin. 

locking his slim waist in between your thighs, you felt yourself swooning at just how strong the captain of the 6th division actually was. stepping out of the tub, he made haste to your shared master bedroom with you in his arms, not caring that much if one of the servants saw you; he knew they wouldn’t dare speak a word anyway, unless they wanted to lose their jobs. 

your husband also made haste to attack your neck in an unrelenting flurry of kisses the closer he got to your room. “tell me, darling, what is it you need? or rather who is it you need?” he murmured against your neck, each kiss growing more fervent than the last, causing you to whine at the feeling of his tongue gliding across your skin after each kiss. “hmm? use your words and let me hear you.” he demanded softly, expertly and swiftly opening the door enough to slip inside and closed it behind him.

“i..i need you, ‘kuya....you, only you.” you muttered in his ear, earning you another hum of approval. the quiet praise was more than enough to satisfy you.

finally detaching himself from your deep, walnut colored skin, he hovered over your form on the soft bed, your long, braided hair that was tied on top of your head coming undone. seeing you sprawled out beneath him like this, so patient and needy for him and him alone, spurred something primal in his gut. he was beyond grateful that fate had aligned itself in such a way and allowed you to end up here with him, forever his, he forever yours. he didn’t think he’d ever feel like this way again, but of course you were full of surprises; he constantly found new things and reasons to fall in love with you. and on top of it all, it was your special day today. byakuya was overcome with the urge to give, and give, and give until you were so brimming with his love for you, until you couldn’t take it anymore.

he knew he wasn’t the best with words all the time, but he was certain his actions more than compensated for it, in everything he did, especially when it came to loving you. byakuya smiled to himself a little —a grin probably missed by you because it was so inconspicuous—when he pondered on what your reaction would be when you figured out that he took the liberty to clear both of your schedules for tomorrow, so you can spend the whole day in each other’s presence.

it wasn’t even his birthday, but the best gift that captain byakuya kuchiki could ask for, in this life or the next, was staring right back at him with hearts in her pupils.

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[movedto-mrs-bluemarine]

HIIII I'm very excited to post this :) and very shocked I was able to get this finished before international pocky day. This is my first time posting selfship content so it's very indulgent and very scattered brain, I just want kisses. Anyways enjoy

Pocky

Jay Kay snuck into the old music room with ease. Not a person inside or out, save for Weather Report reading a pamphlet on the piano stool. The unearthly warping of her entrance got his attention, and he acknowledged her with a soft nod. There was an evil smile on her lips she tried to hide, but Weather could see it clear as day, burying his nose deeper in the TV guide.

"'Sup. Are you not eating tonight?"

The slang didn't sound right in her mouth with the thick accent, but he didn't say anything about it. He didn't say anything at all, but that wasn't strange. Jay fumbled with the tiny box in her sweaty hands, that smile from before breaking onto her face again and she knew she couldn't keep a secret from him any longer.

"That's fine and dandy, I got something even better, anyway. And I wanted to share it with ya'." This finally piqued Weather's interest, and he finally looked up from the guide, setting it aside. Jay shuffled around a little more before continuing, "So, back with my ex, he showed me this cute lil' game you played with these candies called pockys." As she explained with a voice like wine, the dusty blonde finally took out the box from behind her back, a white speckled thing with some chocolate coated sticks plastered on the front.

She plopped down comfortably beside him, bumping shoulders as she did. "I thought since we...were closer than the rest, we could try it together?" Jay couldn't explain the reason her heart was racing in her chest. In the past she'd never had trouble spitting out her feelings with the guys and gals, but any time she was alone with Weather Report... It felt. Different. It wasn't the looks. The voice. Those piercing eyes of his. So what the hell was it?

And as for Weather? Jay Kay was looking up at him with a big blue eye, looking just about as cute as a puppy missing her wagging tail, pleading for food scraps. It didn't feel possible to deny her such an innocent request.

"Alright then. What's the game?" He asked against her lips.

"It's! So, we take a pocky," While she explained, the box was being opened. "We put each end in our mouths and slowly eat it to see who reaches the middle first. If you stop eating or if I get to the middle first, you lose. I even got my favorite flavor!" She added proudly.

Weather looked down at the cookies and cream treat suspiciously, a raised eyebrow and an eye swiveling up to look at her's. "How did you get these anyway?"

Heat krept up into her cheeks, Jay hoped it wasn't as noticeable as it felt. "Hehee~, you don't need to worry about that." She said quickly before putting the stick in her mouth. He shrugged it off with an airy hum, and leaned lower to place the other end in his mouth. The closeness suddenly sparked something inside of Jay Kay. She was very aware of how close they were, his breath fanning her face and the muscles in his neck. Her heart did the weird fluttering feeling it got when she thought about Weather Report, and she was deathly afraid that she was about to fail immediately at their game.

"Ready?" Was all he said, Jay gave him a hum in affirmation.

They started with slow, tiny nibbles. It took everything in Jay to concentrate on the biscuit, and not the heat coming off of weather every time she bit her way closer to him, or how strangely perfectly white his teeth were, considering how long he's been rotting in this prison. Jay Kay had only been in there a couple months now, and she had to admit she was falling behind in mouth hygiene.

(But could you really blame her? With damn near constant stand fights and helping Jolyne try to find that Whitesnake asshole, it was getting a little hard to remember.)

Oh god. What if her breath smelled? She got too excited about stealing that box of pockys, she totally forgot about freshening up first. No wait, she did eat that mint in the cafeteria. Would that be enough?

Snap!

Jay pulled away from Weather, leaving him  with only a couple centimeters of pocky left. He looked at it, and then back at her without taking the biscuit stick out of his mouth. "I guess I win..?" He said unsure.

"Yep! You win! Congrats on winning your first round!" Jay wiped away the spit on his lips and tried to rub off the red hot feeling in her cheeks. She must've looked like a freak. But saint Weather, he didn't say a thing while he finished off his sweet treat.

The blonde fished out another pocky, looking at Weather Report with a determined glare in her eye, "One more! You only won because I was too busy thinking!"

Weather decided to indulge her one more time. They started again. Jay tried to match her bites with his, hoping to meet him in the middle. This time, she really focused. Much to her joy, the end was near, Weather tilted his head just slightly as his nose poked against yours in the closing gap. He didn't seem to notice how close he was getting to Jay's lips, but she was keenly aware of it. Maybe four bites each, the whirling of the fan above was getting drowned out by the beat of her heart in her ears.

This was it. She was going to do it, close her eye and press her lips to his, just like in the movies. The suspense was killing her.

But the final bite was taken, and their lips didn't touch. Not for a second. Jay was too scared to open her eye again as Weather tempted her so terribly. And all at once he passionately pulled her into him, his lips locking hers against his as his arms held her close. His mouth didn't open, just the feeling of his on hers did wonders to the aching body, she felt like her head would explode the minute he left her alone. Everything felt jittery and electric but she could only sit there, still as a statue.

What felt like an eternity was probably only a couple seconds. Jay sat in Weather's arms silent and, for once since they met, sitting still. The flabbergasted look on her face had Weather chuckle, soft and airy before the moment ended in pain. "You taste like meatloaf." And he quickly circled back for another kiss, and another, and one more, until Jay was able to melt into him, hands around his neck for stability.

When their lips finally broke apart.

"Wow." Jay breathed with a sigh of relief. They kept the short distance between them, breathing in each other and enjoying the heat they shared while everything seemed to chill around them. "Tell me, was this game just an elaborate plan to get us to kiss?" Weather asked in his low whisper. In response, Jay pouted, playing with the thin hearts in the collar of his suit and looking everywhere but his face. "Maybe. It worked didn't it? You did kiss me. Like, four times. Does this mean that you–?"

"Yes. Yes, it does."

She was filled with giddy excitement. A smile broke across her face, and Weather copied it. Without a moment of hesitation she grabbed him by his collar and pulled Weather Report into another kiss unlike any of the ones before. He indulged Jay some more, before the moment had to be ruined by someone coming into the music room. And he'd count the minutes until he would be able to do this again with her, next time without some candy as a prompt.

[kaeyasaki]

new game! ship your mutuals and assign them a au

sorry this took me so long, i’m a slow typer sometimes 😿

@amourdite semi x venus — idol!au — semis a celeb and venus is his hot pinterest model gf, nobody knows anything about her because semi is super protective over his private life, but there’s pictures of them everywhere and they always come out good,, semi is always asked questions about venus but he always answers so vaguely and never gives any hints, it’s not so much for her own safety because venus can handle herself, but it’s more so to do with the fact he doesn’t want anyone else sliding into her dms and taking her away from him because not only is venus his twin flame, but she’s also the main source of his song inspo

@omisluvr kiyoomi x mina — model!au — they meet on set and at first mina doesn’t want to work with kiyoomi because he seems super uptight and hard to work with, but they end up getting along really well after kinda finds out kiyoomi only look agitated because the clothes he’s been assigned to wear are uncomfortable,, the two go on to be well known together and end up signing to the same agency where they become a well known duo and two of the highest paid and sought after models in the country,, they’d do so many shoots and interviews and slowly force us all to accept the fact that this is their world and we’re truly just living in it

@kzukens kenma x myra — roommate!au — myra’s already told me this concept but i’m totally obsessed,, kenma would be so picky about picking a roommate for college, he’d choose myra because he’d know them from school and the two of them would’ve been pretty good friends,, things would start off slow, but slowly as they fall into a more domestic lifestyle, they’d both start acting more as a couple and kenma would decide this is the way he wants to live long term minus the college apartment,, final year before graduation and he’s mustering up the courage to ask myra to move in with him permanently where the two of them live together and grow old aw

@churochuu iwaizumi x chuu — bestfriends to lovers — this is more of a troupe than an au, but seeing and chuu and iwa are basically canon in my head, i see the two of them as bestfriends who are completely oblivious to each other’s feelings and it’s PAINFUL for onlookers to watch cause they already act like a couple but they deny dating !! one day, the two of them would be walking home from their own practices and oikawa would ditch iwa to encourage him to confess to chuu to which he would (awkwardly but it fits him) and when the two of them come in the next day as an official couple, everyone is more than relieved

@ats4mu oikawa x jae — socialmedia!au — oikawa and jae woukd definitely have mutuals and start playfully flirting under each other’s posts and start getting friendly with each other,, people would start to speculate a relationship between the two of them, but neither oikawa or jae would admit to it because the two of them love messing with the media and reading the dumb tabloid conspiracy theories that come up under their names,, eventually the two of them would announce themselves as a couple after a good few months of harmless flirting and from then on their instagram feeds are nothing less that immaculate

@sunasbabie sachiro x chloe — school!au — see chloe used to be a cheerleader and she’s always telling me these insane accidents and events that happened when she’d practice and stuff,, so cliche but i can imagine her as a schools cheerleader and sachrio would definitely take a liking to her but not just because of how pretty she is, but because she’s so funny and definitely easy to be around,, he had a stressful time when it came to staying at a consistent standard and expectation so chloe would definitely hype him up before games and keep him at ease, they’d end up dating by the end of the second term after getting to know each other more and sachrio would always find comfort and value in her cheering for him during games

@s9turn kuroo x hanna — enemies to lovers — both the type to constantly receive high grades in their classes and they’d constantly be compared to each other,, kuroo would definitely make studies a competition and insist he does it efffortlessly because he knows hanna puts in effort and makes pretty notes, he only riles her up to get attention for her though,, they’d 100% end up stuck next to each other as seat mates for the year where kuroo would be forced to accept that hanna is just sexy and intelligent and she does it as effortlessly as him, hesitant and more of a slow burn romance, but of course they’re gonna end up together as soon as kuroo stops being so stupid and admits he doesn’t hate hanna for her high scores but rather likes that she’s able to keep up with his intellectual conversations and stupid banter

@bellesowl atsumu x isa — fakedating!au — atsumu is tight about who he really lets into his private life and nobody in the media counts, so when his pr team suggest him fake dating someone to try and throw the media off his case a little he runs to isa to ask for a favour because he refuses to use just any old instagram model with weeks worth of dm requests rotting in his inbox,, isa would def insist she wants something in return but of course she forgets about this because when the two of them have to get into their act it flows too naturally to be fake,, after a while the media lay off atsumu’s back and he begrudgingly tells isa they can plan their break up now but obviously the two of them are genuinely in love at this point where they confess this and end up dating for real

@sunakissses suna x val — exes to lovers — these two are twin flames for sure but something dumb like schedules probably got in the way of their relationship the first time,, they stayed on good terms as friends and it’s frustrating to see them be friendly because it’s clear to everyone they’ve still got love and time for each other,, slow burner but slowly the two of them start to see that they have so much unfinished business with each other but of course they’re oblivious to how to other one feels,, it’ll take time but eventually the two of them spontaneously confess they’re still in love with one another where the nations fav couple reunite and all is right with the world once again

this was actually really fun to do, i’d love to do more with other mutuals sometime because i have so much to say about all my mutuals and their selfships (i know hanna doesn’t selfship with tetsu but i saw the opportunity to push this agenda 😼) sorry if you weren’t included in this one, wbk my brains forever short circuiting but i’d love to do this again sometime <3

[plutowrites]

plutoplutopluto i always have hcs are you kidding it’s the only way i continue to function in this mortal coil

if you’re the kind of person who loves to binge tv shows levi is getting an a+ in participation. he comes over with a bag of “these shitty chips you like so much” to watch with you. he makes a huge fuss about not wanting to watch tonight’s choice but ofc he doesn’t actually mean it he just wants to spend time with you. literally doesn’t even CARE what you’re doing. then to both of your surprise he gets just as into it as you and you have to be the one to turn it off so y’all can actually sleep

JENNA HI omg i was so excited when i saw u in my inbox hehe

OMG no cuz you’re absolutely right he’s honestly such a good person to binge watch tv with because his commentary is the best and YES YES he’s actually rlly into whatever you’re watching. like if you’re watching a series on netflix, he’s fully the one who’s pressing play on the next episode mumbling how “fckin annoying” that it always end on a cliffhanger. also,,, “these shitty chips you like so much” LMAO he is theeeee king of remembering your favourite snacks!! staying in with you and watching shitty t.v (his words) is one of his favorite pastimes and he really looks forward to it 

whew ok you’re pulling me back into this intense levi brain rot and i love you for it <3

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