#the rus family tit gene is strong.

[the-heaminator]

HERE I AM WITH MY VAGUELY HOMOSEXUAL HETALIA FANFIC BC ITS MIDSUMMER AND I SHOULD SLEEP. Please do not expect coherence. Gender swap bc Shakespeare did this once and also I give no shits rn. @hwsrarepairweek2022 day 5 supernatural, I hope this counts

"GUYS IT'S FUCKING MIDSUMMERS LETS SUMMON SOMETHIIIIING OR DO SOMETHING!" The forever excited Vlad yelled as he burst into the room in which England, Norway, Russia and Belarus were having a nice, calm cup of tea, or in Norway's case, coffee, dude did not like tea(fucking weirdo if I ever saw one) brandishing several knives and candles.

Granted about a third of the tea was some form of alcohol but no one was tipsy enough or sober enough to either play along and do something stupid, or think a filly coherent, logical thought(plus they also just wanted to cause chaos but would never admit that)

Ivan looked at Vlad Luke he grew a second head, but that was how everyone looked at him, so it was perfectly normal, "What did you have in mind?" With a slight cock of his head.

Vlad started rattling on something vaguely coherent but very dangerous and everybody shut him down unanimously, but they all did agree with the idea that, since it was midsummer and the barrier between this realm and the next was the thinnest, they would not summon fae or demons, but instead would inflict bodily changes on themselves, for a day or so. (Definitely a good idea guys)

They settled for something non threatening, as Arthur and Ivan both pushed forward spells of strength, but nobody wanted to deal with two of the most power hungry people this globe has seen with power, so that was short down.

No, no, no, this time it was to be Norway to come up with the stupid plan.

So Lukas, forever the cross dresser and the resident genderfluid guy came up with the idea about becoming the opposite genders "Like physically, Bela gets a dick and Ivan gets tits, though to be fair he already has them, must run in the genes ." He mused.

No one had any better ideas, so they chose this one, which is more of a sign about how bad their other ideas were then a show about their dumbassery, though it's a close call.

As they trouped down to Lukas's basement, where he held all his magic stuff and the other stuff he wanted no one to see, Belarus mused "So I'm going to be the only one turning male, while the rest turn female and Norway does his own thing because he does things, correct?"

This statement was indeed correct and they got on with the spell, with a silly amount of haste, meaning they definitely fucked something up.

Once the potion was brewed and the spell chalked down, they all began to chant and chant and chant.

Until they passed out.

When they awoke, Arthur felt just fine, not really any difference in his(her?) Body, however Belarus and Russia awoke rather differently.

While Arthur was fumbling around for its visual aids, Belarus woke up with a start, and immediately felt her(his?) chest, seeing it somewhat flat, showed it that it worked.

After Arthur found her glasses she looked over at Belarus who honestly looked quite threatening, but it was Belarus and she always looked threatening, so in her male form it wouldn't be too different she supposed.

Belarus was also laughing his ass off at Ivan, who was squirming uncomfortably in his jacket, mainly because he was still passed out and that his(her?) tits were straining against the already kinda tight fabric.

Arthur's mind right now was something like jesus fuck I knew I was gay for him but now that I'm a girl and shes a girl I'm somehow gayer, how does that work, are girls generally gayer, or am I bad at emotions. aaaAaaaaaAaAAAA WHY IS SHE SO PRETTY.

Lukas woke up, with a slightly less flat chest, though their tits looked much bigger than Arthur's near non-existent ones (flat in male, flat in female, but I'll give her thighs and ass.)

Ivan finally got his(her) ass up and immediately unbuttoned her coat, "Holy shit that was tight!" She said as she stretched and heard her muscles creak.

The dumbass who started this all, Vlad, had finally arisen, and looked like an anime vampire girl, red eyes, long hair, good sized tits, and was unmistakably quite soft, not like Ivan level soft, but still soft, granted his male form had been a little chubby too, but this translated into his female form very well, and overall everything was fucking great for her.

Now that they had all woken up, it was time for the examination.

Arthur had actually become taller in this female state, which meant that her clothes were now shorter and the messy blonde hair was linger, much, much longer and really needed to be put in a braid, flat chested, and flat assed did not stop Adthur from having some killer thighs as a female, which she did not have as a male.

She was truly embarrassed by the actions of her friends, and may have blushed a bit when Ivan poked her ass to see if anything was there or it was just bone.

Natalya looked undeniably handsome, though he looked absolutely ridiculous in the dress, strong shoulders and the kind of look which says "Come hither" and "Fuck off" at the same time a truly Belarus look. Also he still had the tits, because as we have learned, with the Kievan Rus brood, the tits are genetic and cross all gender boundaries. Sadly the height gene passed him and was only about an inch taller than his female counterpart.

Arthur could go on a full ramble about how pretty Ivan looked, both normally and as a female, but we are sparing you this at heam writes, mainly because the author is half asleep rn. But to grasp a general overview, she was currently sitting in a very close to bursting shirt, cross legged with long straight hair that a certain someone would love to play with (in both ways) and was currently getting silently moaned over. Nothing odd for Ivan there, except the fact that she was half an inch shorter, half a fucking inch. Though she still towered over everyone.

Lukas was pretty as fuck, she had very pretty "I will steal your soul" eyes of a dark midnight blue and her hair was long and platinum blonde. She was pretty flat but as that was nor a problem for anybody.

Guys there will be more I just want to post my nonsensical brainrot now and edit it to make sense and make more later.

GUYS AND GAYS ITS MIDSUMMERS NIGHT EVE AND MY DUMBASS HAS SHAKESPEARE ON MY MIND SO IMMA WROTE SOMETHING STUPID AND VAGUELY HOMOSEXUAL, ILL BE RIGHT BACK

[jacqthehermit]

Why Do I Ship BoruSara

WARNING: Pro-BoruSara, if you are an anti/hater and you still read this then don’t blame me if you get triggered. I already warned you, not my fault. Learn to stay in your lane, mofos.

Agree or disagree, this is my opinion IDGAF

First of all I want to say sorry anon. I know you’ve been like “WTH Jacq! I’ve seen you online and posting some shit why the fuck are you not answering my question!?!” I know okay? I’m sorry.

The reason why I keep on delaying my answer to this is because I cannot decide whether I’m gonna answer this short or if I’m gonna make a detailed blog about it. Finally, after contemplating for days, I decided to just make it short. I think if I make a detailed blog, it will be long as fuck and never ending since I love the ship so much lmao. No one reads my long ass boring af blogs and try hard short stories anyway (which I make to accompany my drawings sometimes) FeelsBadMan

So what made me ship BoruSara in the first place? I think my answer can be found in most of my previous blogs about them and I will say it again here. The reason I started shipping BoruSara is because I wanted a different approach in romance in the story.

The main ships in first gen was basically: Girl finds the boy cool, falls for him and girl saved by the boy, eventually develops deeper feelings for him. I know they were puppy love at first which grew into real love at the end. I mean I ain’t complaining about that especially my first OTP was one of them, SS. It’s just that I want to move on with this kind of romantic development. We’re in the next generation now! Time for something new!!!

That’s why when I first saw Boruto and Sarada in Chapter 700, I fell in love and shipped them right away. The chemistry was so overflowing I just can’t. I know antis and haters are just blind to see that or just in denial lmao. 

“Why Boruto?! You shipped SS in the first gen. Sasuke was the stoic, mysterious, silent, bad boy type. Boruto is the opposite!!! You should’ve ship Sarada with someone else!!! Our princess doesn’t deserve this annoying loud piece of shit” 

Yes I like those type of anime guys but sometimes I also like those loud, aggressive and playful ones. Like when I read shoujo mangas before, sometimes I’m all in for the jerk male lead but there will also be times when I fall for the second male lead who is a nice guy. Same goes for here. Again, we’re in the next gen, time for change mofos!

What I also like about him is that he aint some dumb shit. Boruto is smart, he studies well (thanks to his mother) and he is a prodigy. Yeah he was rebellious at first but after the Momoshiki fight, he stopped being a whiny bitch about his dad which I really appreciate a lot. I mean he was just a kid and his dad rarely goes home what do you fucking expect? He’ll understand right away? Even in real life we all know how kids act rebelliously and go emotional whenever they don’t receive enough attention from their parents so I don’t get why people can’t understand that? I mean are we all living in the same planet or what seriously.

The hate about Boruto being super strong and a prodigy is weird as well. First he is the fucking protagonist whether you or I like it or not. Of course he will be the OP one just like in other shounen anime/manga. Second, Boruto is the fucking son of Naruto and Hinata, nephew of Neji, grand son of Minato and Kushina. WHAT DO YOU FUCKING EXPECT FROM THEIR GENES?! WHY ON EARTH WILL THEY PRODUCE A WEAKLING!?! OF COURSE HE’S GONNA BE FUCKING OP. It’s not like it’s Boruto’s fault that he came from a super strong family. He is born this way smh.

“Why Sarada?! She’s mean to Boruto!!! She doesn’t care about him! She hurts him! She only cares about being hokage! Boruto deserves better than this arrogant bitch!!!”

I don’t really get this “Sarada is mean to Boruto”. As far as I know, she’s always concern about him. Even from the beginning when Boruto was fighting with Iwabe, it was clear that she was worried, Chou Chou even noticed it. Whenever Boruto gets hurt, Sarada is always the one tending his wounds (ex: during their Mist village field trip and during their first mission as team 7 where she pulled the bandages tighter because she knew Boruto was lying that he was not hurt.) 

Sarada always checks on Boruto, not only because she doesn’t want their team to encounter some trouble but because she doesn’t want Boruto to do something reckless (remember when she nominated him as class field trip leader so she can keep an eye on him). If she’s fucking mean to him and doesn’t give a shit about him, I don’t think she will give a damn to do these things. If this is what being mean is to you then I don’t know what kind of comprehension you guys have lmao.

Alright about Sarada’s words and action towards Boruto. Sarada scolds Boruto obviously because we all know that Boruto is hard headed (still we also know that even if she scolds him or whoever it is, he will still go on his way just like his dad lol) And it’s not like she’s insulting him or saying hurtful words. Most of the time they’re just arguing and I don’t think there is something wrong with that. It’s normal to argue specially when your ideas clash with each other.

How about when she hits Boruto? I don’t know but in real life when we play fight or tease with our friends, we tend to punch or slap each other. BUT of course not as hard as shown in anime because bruh of course in anime it will be super exaggerated for the comedy. Same when for example our friend is about to do something stupid or has done something wrong, sometimes we be like “Bruh why you did that!” then we hit them on the head (again not as hard as shown in the anime cuz we irl) Therefore I just think it’s nothing serious.

Don’t start me with “No Sarada is violent with Boruto!!” Again, this is anime, and that “hitting” is just part of the comedy. If you still gonna go with this stupid reason then what about Temari? She hits both of Shikamaru and Shikadai even with her fucking weapon. Does she SERIOUSLY wanted to hurt or kill them? Of course not, why would she do that to his husband and child. This is all just fucking exaggeration to show how pissed the character is. All animes/mangas do this ffs. 

“Pfft! But if BoruSara go canon it’ll be so cliche!”

You wanna know what’s more cliche? The fucking male protagonist of the shounen manga/anime falls for that female character who is

Usually weak at the beginning, then will just grow stronger at the end.

The ideal type for most men: The girly girl, shy type with big tits. If you act rough, or you’re boyish with a flat chest, you’re out.

In love with him or already has feelings for him right from the start because he is the coolest guy she ever met or she regards him as her hero.

Sounds familiar? Sounds like Na-ru-to *cough* Fai-ry-Ta-il *cough* Ble-ach *cough* <insert other shounen anime/manga with same shit> 

Hold up your horses! Before you flame and send me hate, I just want to be fucking clear. I am not saying that this kind of romance structure in shounen anime/manga is wrong. I understand that shounen animes/mangas target the male audience that’s why anime/manga creators tend to choose this path most of the time. If you guys like it too that way (in every shounen) it’s fine, we’re cool. It’s just that for me, it gets boring once in a while. Also I am not hating on this type of characters. That’s how the author/creator wanted them to be, I can’t do anything about it.

Why can’t the male protagonist of the shounen manga/anime fall for the female character who is:

Already strong right from the beginning. I don’t get why their female love interests have to be this meek character at the beginning who usually will encounter some kind of trouble where the male lead will save her then only from that time she will realize or be inspired that she needs to be strong to not burden the male lead.

Bold, brave and has a strong personality. I am not saying she has to be necessarily boyish. What I am trying to say is that why is the love interest would always be that shy and timid type? Can’t it be the confident type this time? The one who can fight for herself and what she believes in. The one who is tough, can be rough sometimes but still ladylike all throughout.

Worthy to be called as his rival, on par on his skills and strength. Damsel in distress is so old fashioned! Princess being saved by a prince is nice but come on guys, ain’t it cooler to have a princess who can also fight beside you right from the start?!?!

These are the reasons why I ship BoruSara and why I want them to happen, they just complement each other so perfectly. In addition, I am also a huge sucker for rivals turned into lovers type of love story. I strongly believe that it is waaaaaaaaay better than the plain old love at first sight and boy saves girl shit.

 “B-but BoruSara won’t go canon because of this and that...”

I already made a blog about that. You guys can read it here if you haven’t yet.

There you go anon! I hope I was able to answer you. And yes this is the shortest that I can make it. I can still make it longer to be honest lol.

Later guys! I still got a drawing to finish.

Jacq out!  (*ゝω・)ﾉ