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rhine-gold-archive · 2 years ago

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Do you have titles for other characters or is it only babygirl for Kazuha?

Kaeya - my one and only, main genshin blorbo. Hits all of my preferences. he has mistplitter while Ayaka is on blackliff, I got 5 his cons from standard without whaling while Lisa and Amber are both C1, bc what we have is special

Ningguang – my self-projection, I think she's hot, sure, but I mostly sympathize with her. Ofc, I’m not rich, but I also started from selling fast food to managing position. And she’s misunderstood as being too cold and menacing when she’s actually well-meaning. She also loves thinking up systems, is a tabletop nerd and regularly tells ppl to submit.

Kazuha - babygirl. the cutest, an absolute sunshine, deserves the world. my only limited 5 star with C2. i'm thinking of getting him freedom sworn, but tbh it highkey clashes with him and he's a weapon of mass destruction on 4 star swords rn, so idk

Beidou - gurrrrrrrrl women want her aquatic monsters fear her, who doesn't think Beidou is hot

Itto - babyboy. Sweet baby angel. should be the next geo archon.

Candace - wife material

Ayato - spoiled brat (affectionate)

Dehya - I'm getting this buff butch catgirl on release even if she's bad lmao

Thoma - best malewife, despite being fucked over by hoyo and underappreciated by fandom

Xiao - poorest littlest mew mew and the angry bird

Signora - Queen. Deserved better. They couldn't redeem her, because she was right, so they had to kill her. At least she went out proud and unbroken, untouched by woobification

Heizou - kitten. eager, hyperactive, needy and affectionate, playful and mischievous, can be a little awkward and exhausting sometimes, but he's too cute to actually get mad at him

Zhongli - I only think Zhongli is hot as a young himbo dragon lmao

Jean has like v interesting blend of dualities that isn’t loud or immediately obvious, she is the lady AND the knight, she is perfectly poised AND a little socially awkward, she’s elegant and fresh like a breeze AND perpetually tired, and so on. i like kind characters who might be quiet, but complex in unexpected ways

Albedo - little prince

Dainsleif - angsty, stoic and repressed are usually not my type, but he's very hot in "doomed by the narrative from the start" way. And also all Khaenri'ah men just have certain je ne sais quoi about them, that country only made hot ppl.

Enjou - unhinged librarian. masochist and is into dark arts, what's not to love. His and Lumine's rivalry is doing it for me in a way Childe can't

honorary mentions for people I'm not attracted to, but very fond of:

Yanfei - best girl

Hu Tao - girlboss gatekeep gaslight, best troll

Nahida - my sweet rogue AI child. deserves to go apeshit and possess ppl a lil bit. as a treat.

#rhine talks

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travllingbunny · 4 years ago

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Master post: my gifsets, meta etc.

Because stuff you’ve put effort in can get lost in faraway corners of your blog.

There’s more meta here because I’ve only figured out how to make gifsets lately. This is still not an exhaustive list, there’s a lot of older meta (especially not-The 100 related) I will try to find and add later, especially tons of A Song of Ice and Fire and (anti) GoT meta.

A Song of Ice and Fire/GoT/House of the Dragon

Analysis of the House of the Dragons opening credits - and the way they depict the Targaryen bloodlines up to the timeline of the show

Dance of the Dragons - seeds of the story: mentions of the Dance in the 5 main A Song of Ice and Fire books (1996-2011) - how it all started and developed before GRRM came up with the fully story that was published as The Princess and the Queen (2013), The Rogue Prince, The World of Ice & Fire (2014) and Fire & Blood (2018) and finally got adapted into House of the Dragon.

Thoughts on HotD playing with/referencing the Aegon the Unworthy/Naerys/Aemon the Dragonknight dynamic and rumors from the books

Daenerys, the fandom and double standards - this old post from a few years ago was mostly about the book fandom’s antis and their sexist double standards in judging Dany vs some of the male characters. It really blew up later, especially with how season 8 treated Dany and how the showrunners tried to retcon her. Some more comments on counterarguments including the “poor slavers” argument

Jon’s real name is... wait for it... Jon

my view on whether it’s “wrong” to ship Jon/Dany and how much it is or isn’t incest (which sums up my views on “incest ships” in general)

an answer to some black-and-white thoughts on Jaime Lannister

For my anti-GoT rants and reblogs of rants going back to season 5, see https://travllingbunny.tumblr.com/tagged/anti-got

Dark

Gifsets

These are very angsty and dark (no pun intended) and full of season 3 spoilers, so I’ll just give these code names for the sake of all those that are still watching or will watch this show.

Light

Shadow

Martha’s room (new gifset!)

Memes

Nothing like funny memes about a dark angsty show. It’s amazing how well Dark goes with The Onion headlines.

Dark + text posts

Dark + The Onion headlines:

Part 1 (Season 1 - 1x01-1x06)

Part 2 (Season 1 - 1x09-1x10)

Part 3 (Season 2 - 2x01-2x02)

Part 4 (Season 2 - 2x03-2x06)

Part 5 (Season 2 - 2x07-2x08)

Part 6 (Season 3 - 3x01-3x04)

Part 7 (Season 3 - 3x05-3x08)

Meta

Over the last six months, some 80% of my blog have been rants about The 100′s horrible final season. You can find all of them under the #anti The 100 season 7 tag.

(including the Shortest and most succint post I've ever made about The 100 finale)

Meta I made before the show self-destructed:

Reviews

Season 1 - rewatch

1x01 Pilot 1x02 Earth Skills and a bit of discussion about how we felt about the characters during the first watch 1x03 Earth Kills 1x04 Murphy’s Law 1x05 Twilight’s Last Gleaming 1x06 His Sister’s Keeper 1x07 Contents Under Pressure 1x08 Day Trip 1x09 Unity Day 1x10 I Am Become Death 1x11 The Calm 1x12/1x13 We Are Grounders (Part 1&Part 2) and season overview

Season 2 - rewatch

Overview 2x01 The 48 2x02 Inclement Weather 2x03 Reapercussions 2x04 Many Happy Returns 2x05 Human Trials 2x06 Fog of War 2x07 Long into an Abyss 2x08 Spacewalker 2x09 Remember Me 2x10 Survival of the Fittest 2x11 Coup de Grâce 2x12 Rubicon 2x13 Resurrection 2x14 Bodyguard of Lies 2x15 Blood Must Have Blood, Part One 2x16 Blood Must Have Blood, Part Two

Season 3 - rewatch

Overview

Episodes 3x01-3x02

Episodes 3x03-3x05

Episodes 3x06-3x10

Episodes 3x11-3x16

Season 4 - rewatch

4x01 Echoes 4x02 Heavy Lies the Crown 4x03 Four Horsemen 4x04 A Lie Guarded 4x05 Tinder Box 4x06 We Will Rise 4x07 Gimme Shelter 4x08 God Complex 4x09 DNR 4x10 Die All, Die Merrily 4x11 The Other Side 4x12 The Chosen 4x13 Praimfaya Season 4 and the greyest morality ever (meta mostly relating to The Chosen - which was originally meant to be a part of it)

Season 5 - rewatch

5x01 Eden

5x02 Red Queen

5x03 Sleeping Giants

5x04 Pandora’s Box

5x05 Shifting Sands

(I wrote these during the hiatus mid-season 7... and then I lost any desire to continue writing any The 100 reviews after 7x13 aired)

Season 6 (reviews posted weekly during the season)

6x01 Sanctum 6x02 Red Sun Rising 6x03 Children of Gabriel 6x04 The Face Behind the Glass 6x05 The Gospel of Josephine 6x06 Memento Mori 6x07 Nevermind 6x08 The Old Man and the Anomaly 6x09 What You Take With You

6x10 Matryoshka 6x11 Ashes to Ashes 6x12 Adjustment Protocol 6x13 The Blood of Sanctum

Season 7 (reviews posted weekly during the season)

7x01 From the Ashes

7x02 The Garden

7x03 False Gods

7x04 Hesperides

7x05 Welcome to Bardo

7x06 Nakara

7x07 The Queen’s Gambit

+ My authentic live reaction to 7x07 The Queen’s Gambit

7x08 Anaconda

7x09 The Flock

7x10 A Little Sacrifice

7x11 Etherea and some additional thoughts about Bellamy’s experience in the cave

7x12 The Stranger

Various

Clarke’s Commander of Death nickname

Clarke’s relationship with Finn

Clarke’s relationship with Lexa and the follow-up post about Lexa herself and the Commanders in Grounder culture

Semi-humorous summary of The 100

Reply to falafel14′s meta about Maya Vie

Why Charles Pike doesn’t deserve all the hate

About Bellamy’s decisions in season 5 regarding Madi and the Flame

Favorite episodes

Could Bellarke have confessed their feelings for each other in the season 4 finale?

About the show’s portrayal (or lack of it) of Clarke’s grieving for Wells

The writers are bad at math: time dilation inconsistencies between season 6 and season 7

Some questions and answers about the plot of season 7

Fanon vs canon: a comedic post about the popular fanon versions of The 100 characters (the replies and reblogs with comments to this post are also well worth reading, particularly @kizo2703‘s summary of two fanon versions of Raven)

Speculation

The 100 Final Season Speculations (general speculation posted after the end of season 6)

The 100 speculation: Anomaly Stone, Eligius 3, Second Dawn (posted after 7x02) and speculation: part 2

Where is Bellamy? and more on time dilation possibilities and Etherea again

Other shows/franchises

Tribes of Europa season 1 - review

Black Widow impressions/very brief film review

If these Buffyverse characters had a child together... (something fun for fans of Buffy, Angel, Agents of SHIELD, Dollhouse and/or Dr Horrible’s Sing Along Blog)

General meta

What even is “Draco in Leather Pants”? - this old post was me getting snarky and fed up with people bringing up this ‘trope’ as I’ve come to think it’s mostly, at best, an excuse for fandom w*nk/attacks on fans who dare to like characters they don’t, and at worst, another exercise in sexism in fandom. Many of the replies and reblog-comments I got are pretty great, too - see the discussion here.

A long, rambling answer to a ship tag game

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the-nightmare-before-bucky · 4 years ago

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convincing you to read The Looking Glass Wars by Frank Beddor based only off of my description of the men

1. Dodge Anderson: part time simp, full time brooder. emotionally stunted. daddy issues. rogue, the devil may care kind of guy. vengeful. puts his life on the line just to feel something. won’t tell the girl he likes her because of the “job”. dimitri from anastasia type of vibe.

2. The Rook: emotionally mature. saw a young, mourning boy and raised him to be a fighter. big brother energy. walking is therapy. talking about your emotions is good for you. will throw fists for dodge and alyss without a second thought.

3. Hatter Madigan: the silent assassin type, the queen’s bodyguard. Would die for Alyss and Genevieve in a heart beat. Goal oriented. Pretends not to care because it’s easier, but actually cares very much. really good at swimming. really likes hats.

4. Leopold: chugs that respect women juice. chugs it. can fight with a sword. has a best friend named alec. a literal prince. loves a woman who is more intelligent than he is so they can have conversation. gives his money to the poor. horrible at dancing. hugh jackman from kate and Leopold type beat.

5. Bibwit Hare: Intelligent. Large ears. Cares about the matriarchy. the kind of guy who knows that he’s needed alive and becoming a rebel won’t really help with that.

6. King Nolan: malewife. simps for his wife. loves his daughter even though she’s kind of a brat. doesn’t see himself as better than any of his soldiers/fights alongside them. defends his queen.

7. The Cat: literally a cat with human legs. can also be a kitten. assassin. still has nine lives. sassy.

8. General Doppleganger: one of those generals where he’s not leading just because he likes to fight. he’s leading because he believes in the cause, but will put away his pride if it means saving the most lives. kind of annoying, but pure hearted.

9. Walrus Butler: don’t think this one needs to be explained.

yeah all the other men are trash pretty much but I like these guys

#looking glass wars #alice in wonderland #retelling #frank beddor #alyss heart #dodge anderson #the rook #booklr #yes i love this book #yes i am reading it for the fourth time #leave me alone #actually dont please read this book #thank you

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heehoothefool · 4 years ago

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Might as well add on something to this post

An example of how my traumatized characters end up being more adored than the others.

This post was made because at some ungodly hour of the morning I briefly thought about how funny it is to me that my characters who have the most trauma and problematic behaviors end up being the most loved. For my dear friends who have to suffer through the consequences of getting emotionally attached to any of my characters, I am not sorry, and I'm going to take this opportunity to info dump about one of our many very upsetti spaghetti children because this is my blog motherfuckers and I do what I want.

Ladies, bros, and nonbinary hoes, may I present to you:

Lyr Cygnus Shallowtear

This absolute FOOL of a very traumatized clown has somehow become a favorite amongst my fellow character creating colleagues to the point that they have collected a harem of possible romance options depending on the universe and who gets to them first.

Lyr Cygnus Shallowtear is a changeling who got separated from their parents at a young age and was taken in by a very kind royal family who happened to be checking out their capital city that day. Due to changelings being so elusive, it's pretty much impossible to track them down, and Lyr was more than happy to have a new and kind family of damen (Damen being a homebrew race closely related to tieflings but instead of the charisma score increase get a strength increase). This is the Shallowtear family, the royal family of my homebrew kingdom Infernium. Lyr was brought up with a girlboss mother who dresses pretty but will use her heels to kick you into next week, her malewife husband who loves his family above all else and wants to lay across a velvet sofa while being fanned and fed by various attractive people, an older sister who has 0 fucks to give and just wants to go out and smash skulls, and a younger sister who has a few more fucks to give (but not many) and spends a lot of time in the library studying magic.

Because of how changelings are perceived (very poorly; no one is too fond of a shapeshifter that can just take their place), Lyr was never very well received by the public. They were respected at most due to being apart of a very powerful family, but they were never treated very kindly by the citizens unless fully disguised as someone else. This mistreatment has included physical violence and has led to Lyr having quite a few problems in terms of how they feel they fit in. They adore their family, but don't feel deserving of the title that comes with it (prince, as Lyr often chooses to present masculine and overall prefers masculine/nb titles). They are also the only one in the family who will say "adopted" in reference to their relationship to the family. As far as the rest are concerned, Lyr may as well be blood related.

Because so many view them as a "monster," Lyr has chosen to become what the public wants. Not only becoming an assassin archetype rogue, but also just being a generalized asshole to everyone they meet. They take great pleasure in finding ways to get under people's skin and will not stop until you either start crying or get physically violent. They do not want to make people sad. They want to make people angry. They want to test the boundaries and see what makes people tick. However, if you catch them thinking they're alone or they trust you, maybe you'll find them singing a song or crying about how hated they feel, and you may be told they're only so rude because they believe that once someone finds them out, they'll be hated anyway, so they push people away as fast as they can to avoid the heartbreak.

This character has a 7 person harem.

I still get ;~; reactions every time I mention something sad about them.

It's very fun.

Why my characters are all traumatized to some degree:

I get a kick out of watching my friends get emotionally attached to them and wanting to protect said characters and then dropping a "Little too late for that" lore bomb

Angst is good for the soul

Giving your characters the same trauma you have (or a scaled up/down version) and then having them work around it is so therapeutic

It's also therapeutic (if you're a sadist) to just keep pushing a character until they break

The traumatized ones are always the ones everybody loves

It's so funny to see my friends look at my obviously horrible and cruel characters and cry inside because they know it's probably just because I hurt them

The aggressive keyboard smash and emoji spam (usually in the form of knives and shakey eyes) brings me so much entertainment

Sometimes your friends will send you angsty art and it's very good

In conclusion, I like to cause problems on purpose and my friends both love and hate me for it =)

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