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The Hound poured a cup of wine for Arya and another for himself, and drank it down while staring at the hearthfire. “The little bird flew away, did she? Well, bloody good for her. She shit on the Imp’s head and flew off.”
“They’ll find her,” said Polliver. “If it takes half the gold in Casterly Rock.”
“A pretty girl, I hear,” said the Tickler. “Honey sweet.” He smacked his lips and smiled.
“And courteous,” the Hound agreed. “A proper little lady. Not like her bloody sister.”
#sandor clegane#arya stark#sansa stark#a storm of swords#asoiaf#the road trip from hell#sandor is such a snark monster
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Funniest plotline of TJFH is Justitia and the angel granny beefing. Her waking her up in the middle of the night just to show off her true self and then legit saying save your boy because I can't anymore. That's peak frenemy.
#the judge from hell#justitia the demon#gabriel the angel#I smell a road trip comedy here#the comedy being Justitia suffering
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"Maybe I needed it once. But I trained here, with The Flying Graysons, before I trained with you, Bruce. You know what the key is to a good trapeze act? Letting go...trusting that there's someone on the other side to catch you. You taught me a lot. But I learned from them to leap into the light. We're not the same, don't you see, Bruce? I had you." -Detective Comics #1074
hang on a minute y'all, I need to go scream into the abyss
#Dick saying that he doesn't need Bruce's coping mechanisms because Bruce helped him the way he was never helped himself....😭#I simply do not care that this is a hallucination THEY'RE EVERYTHING TO ME#Bruce saved Dick. He succeeded! He ensured that Dick wouldn't be another 8-year-old Bruce Wayne swearing vengeance in an alley!#and Dick saves him every single day just by being there and being a constant light in his life#to the point where he's just hallucinating Dick telling him that while on the mental road trip from hell#they're so fucked up. they hurt each other and heal each other and support each other through everything and cause each other so much grief#NO ONE is doing it like them!#dick grayson#bruce wayne#dc comics#dick grayson meta
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one of a kind living in a world gone plastic
baby you're so classic
@most-tragic-character-tournament
(all my thoughts in the tags)
#anyway i found their theme song and lost my mind#tragedyshipping#lloyd garmadon#ninjago#antigone#tagamemnon#pollshipping#i'm gonna be thinking about this for the next hour before i go to sleep#i just wanted to make a playlist for them i didn't think i would find a perfect fit#they have taken over many of my braincells and i can't even complain this is the enrichment i needed#all i'm saying is the idea of a movie trailer for these two is taking shape more and more and this should 100% be the accompanying song#not even a full trailer because that would take forever but like. a 30 second TV spot. family drama. them not really getting along at first#(e.g. glaring at each other while being forced to dance or something)#but then warming up to each other on the road because road trips have my soul when it comes to movies ok#i want them to stargaze in the bed of a hotwired pickup truck while on the run from people who demand bloodshed (a poll winner)#the slow(?) burn of not wanting to be in this mess to actually enjoying spending time together to something more#(trailer/commercial ends on or just after “baby you're so classic” with the cut to the title and in theaters date)#maybe most of the tv spot is them arguing and making life hell for one another but it's hard to deny there's something more brewing#(one of the reviews is just ''A modern classic'' because i think i'm funny)#i really want the title to be a play off of them meeting through the tragic tournament but it's completely different from the tone i want#''tragedy: null and void'' is a fun one#i've never been the greatest at titles if they don't hit me like a truck#anyway hi folks i'm sorry if you have no idea what's happening and see this in your tags#willowarts
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ok to be fair when i watched utena for the first time at 16 i definitely didn't fully Get It. like i still walked away like Woah that was life changing but i missed some very big themes/points and that's why i think rgu really really improves upon and deserves multiple rewatches. and i also think that watching the apocalypse arc for the first time becomes very personal, you take away what you need to take away from the show (or at least i did at 16). so i WANT to give grace to people who may have misinterpreted rgu because it's a complicated show but if people are writing blogs or videos or putting out long form media called stuff like UTENA EXPLAINED 😱 and still fucking miss the point um lol actually
#utena#this is not about somerton specifically but i remember being on the Road Trip From Hell#my first ever 9 hour drive in the middle of a blizzard. and jules was there trying to keep me not insane so we listened to a podcast ep#rgu#like an utena explained one and it pissed us off so much that it did actually distract me from the zero visibility fuck god why are#snow chains illegal in my state when we NEED THEM.......#ANYWAY whatever
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dream, the entirety of s01
#what do you mean im reusing my own jokes just a step further#come on that crazy bi broke out of prison#put his jailor out of commision permanently#then proceeded to yeet into a different dimension- started an epic quest to get his STUFF back- ended up on a road trip to hell-#humiliated satan in front of their entire kingdom- then saved the world from the crazy son of his og jailor#then went to deal with his own crazy son#not to forget had a walkie with his sister gotten roasted and went to reconnect with his bestie anD LATER WENT TO BLOODY SAVE HIS EX#he didnt rest for two minutes look at him#dream of the endless#thesandmanedit#sandmanedit#The Sandman#Morpheus#Lord Morpheus#dream#buns.edits#buns.all
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Hey remember when I said Szeras was a cartoon villain and I refuse any attempts to add any sort of nuance or development to his character?
Oops...
#I tripped over a character arc and it compels me#illuminor szeras#toxic academia babyyyyyy#with an extra push from a manipulative god with a nice butt#what if he didn't want to become a bug guys?#what if he hates the eldar for a reason?#what if the road to hell is in fact paved with good intentions?#help#help i have IDEAS#this is so upsetting
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#gesturing towards sam for the ''or worse'' lmao. YUP#in both of these scenes dean is unable to take accountability for the harm HE caused. the confrontation over ruby happens after#dean tricks sam into being forcibly detoxed in bobby's panic room under such shitty conditions that it effectively amounts to torture#all because dean is terrified at how unpredictable and uncontrollable sam is under the influence of his powers (and ruby - who could#in theory Take Him Away from dean)#whereas at the end of ''road trip'' dean cannot accept that everything bad that resulted from him allowing gadreel to possess sam#w/out his consent was PREVENTABLE. kevin didn't need to die and sam didn't need to be gaslit to hell and back and dean didn't need 2 almost#lose sam in the depths of his own mind where gadreel had trapped him#rather than properly confronting his misdeeds and vowing to communicate with sam going forward he pulls out the I'm Inherently Bad#and walks away instead. which is why sam says ''don't go thinking that's the problem because it's not''#spn#liveblog tag#4.21#9.10
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hard to predict where i will next turn my wretched gaze but it will definitely be on a weird little man with a miserable countenance and a lot of problems in general
#you guys won’t believe this#but im reading sophocles now and he’s making me really like neoptolemus#im kind of very interested in a road trip from hell odysseus and neo fic now#the tag… is sadly lacking…..#i do NOT want to write this myself but i guess i have to#very annoying
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like, ultimately, spn could never actually break the cycle of abuse and familial violence, bc to truly break the cycle would've required its writers to have the radical imaginary to look beyond the status quo. the show just reifies the idea of a paternal authority over the world. god dies but he has to be replaced you see, but it's okay, it's someone better now. family is hell but now family is also heaven.
#american liberal belief that you can make the world a better place if you just vote in someone better#OK that is. enough nonsense from me today#how i would've ended spn: no more god no more demons or angels or heaven or hell or the supernatural. only reality!!!#sam and dean go on a road trip but they go see something fun like that biggest ball of twine again. they get out of the car.#(dean off in the distance laughing. he looks carefree for the first time in a while) (sam is smiling with him)#sam looks back at the impala and you're left with the weird feeling the two of them are just. not gonna get back into it. END SCENE#anyways. more motivation for me to work on my own wips#yeah here's two horrible siblings but how do i write them out of the maze in a way that matters!!#^ comical realisations at returning to old novel drafts post experiencing spn. maybe sam and dean have always lived here#even before i knew them........#j.txt
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Arya and the Hound by ChaoyuanXu
#sandor clegane#arya stark#asoiaf#fan art#a storm of swords#in the riverlands#the road trip from hell#classic
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Fell back asleep for a while (still have a horrible headache btw) and I had the most disturbing dream that I'm going to tell you guys about in the tags
#so i was on a road trip with a bunch of people i dont even know and there were like 10 of us packed into a van#and they were so fucking loud and my head was hurting even in my dream so i was like CAN EVERYONE PLEASE SHUT THE FUCK UP#and we get to this hotel or like house place thats like a hotel#amd we go inside and i go check the fridge and there was a thick lemonade snoothie looking drink in this clear pitcher in the fridge#and i pulled it out and look inside and there was a live fucking lizard in there all covered in the smoothie stuff trying to escape#and i was like damn i should let that outside in a minute#but i went to looks for meds first bc like i said my head was hurting even in my dream#and when i come back the pitcher is empty (no lizard no smoothie stuff)#and i was like ...... did someone drink this??#and this guy was like nah that was cake batter i put in the oven#and i was like YOU FUCKING PUT IT WHERE????#so i get this sheet pan out of the oven and there is a half baked cake and in the middle was the lizard all charred and dead looking#and i was like fuck dude you killed it#but then#BUT THEN#the fucking lizard gets up and jumped out of the cake batter and starts speed running around the place like up on the walls and ceiling#and it seemed pissed as hell#like rightfully so bc someone tried to bake it into a cake but still#so i was running around trying to stay away from it bc i got the impression that it would bite whoever it got close to#and then i woke up and for a second it felt like something was crawling on me#and i had a small/brief panic as i checked the bed for any lizards (there was nothing there)#and now im awake and my head hurts even worse and my throat hurts and my body hurts and its very possible that im sick
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I love siblings that kill people for demonic sacrifices & desecrate the corpses while on a dangerous road trip on the run from the authorities….. especially when the brother is really angry & serious & the sister is a silly goofball….
(realized a hilariously specific recurring theme in my favorite fictional dynamics & felt the need to draw two of my fave duos together yes I know I’m not an artist but I like to have fun so sh)
#fun fact I really wanted the blood drip background but I don’t have red paint or nail polish or anything#so that is wax#my art#that’s just for the tag for self organizing purposes I’m aware I’m not an artist ok lmao#tcoaal#the devil’s rejects#house of 1000 corpses#3 from hell#the coffin of andy and leyley#baby firefly#otis driftwood#andrew graves#ashley graves#I know the road trip thing is from devils rejects but Otis’s house of 1000 corpses design is way more fun to draw#I know in my heart these 4 would either be best buds or they’d all kill each other#but I like to think they’d be best buds#now I kinda wanna write the fic#I can imagine Otis & Andrew sharing furious glares while baby & Ashley do some crazy shit 😂
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that being said comedy gold is also gold in other ways. I have built a mountain of angsty headcanons on these maybe-sarcastic-maybe-sincere throwaway lines
#pokemon ranger#guardian signs#evil grandpa who deeply grieves the loss of the girl he raised as his daughter VERSUS:#not getting attached to the small scrappy young woman who dragged herself out of the ocean and is standing on the beach#shaking like one of those very small dogs#who herself is buried in baggage and clinging issues up to her nose#god Ive been really wanting to write that post gs road-trip from hell kinda-crack kinda-serious fic with them#maybe I’ll actually do it
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Excerpt (unecessarily dramatic monologue) from a potential Sir Orfeo retelling I will never write
Now there's a secret writers don't like to tell people often. We like to pretend to be mysterious, like we're caught up in The Art, like it controls us, and sometimes it feels like it does. But it's not true. So many scholars are obsessed with finding the "original version," who gives a shit about the original version? what matters is the story we have now, the story that's been told and is told and will be told, the story that's made and remade each time! These aren't dead cold things, they're breathing and breathed. We love to say there was only one way it could have ever gone but that's never true, that's what makes a tragedy tragic, that other choices could have been made, there are always a million other ways it could have gone, we just don't like to see them because it makes us feel better, because it's easier. Endings change all the time, for better or for worse, they're changing even now and yes, some are more fixed than others, more true, more immutable, more honest. But even these, sometimes, if you're really very lucky, you can reach out and twist into something else. Look at all the musicians who haven't died. Look at all the snakebites with poison sucked out of them. Look at the king who steps from the underworld and this time, his wife takes his hand behind him and he pulls her up and out and into the sunlight and a green so bright it should be illegal, into a city of stone and streams and roses, so many roses all pink and peach and gold and their velvet-springtime-hearthealed-ancient scent fills the air and is so beautiful even the most cynical bastard can't help but hope for a moment, for how can something smell like this without hope! And for the first time since he lost her she seems to truly awake.
#my writing#magpie babes this is for you!#I DID in fact listen to road to hell too many times and cry and write this in my notes app how funny you would ask#so Lindsay this is also for you! my hadestown mutual!#swearing#the writer of sir orfeo- orfeo was from winchester#me who went to winchester in June and mostly remembers it mixed up with all the rest of that trip through the lens of being absolutely#stunned and delighted by the roses in the south west#OOH HOOHOO
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A week in a midwestern AmericInn would kill them both
#Actually the Midwest could probably kill them. Hell pool at an AmericInn would probably kill them both#A single chlorinated pool could end the royal bloodline of Atlantis#Cut to Arthur in middle school thinking he’s going to DOMINATE the swimming unit#Cut to his attempt to breathe in chlorine. Cut to an hour straight of screeching and hacking#Aquaman#arthur curry#orm marius#Men’s Road-trip to Mt. Rushmore but Arthur and Orm just get progressively more ill as they go#Arthur has like a vague political reason to head towards the Great Lakes or something and he was instantly like “omg road trip 😝🤩🥳💅”#“My dad never took me on road-trips as a kid so this will be great!!!”#Arthur on FaceTime ghost white collapsed on a hotel room floor while Orm chugs water straight from the bathroom tap in the background :#”no babe it was a great idea one of my best I swear- wait don’t put mom on DONT-“#He didn’t get to bring Junior just FYI.
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