#the ridder

[veezm0]

Whiteboard doodles

What are they disgusted about? No idea

[it-happened-once-in-a-meme]

Edward Cullen and Edward Nygma Similiarities

If I had a nickel for every time a man at least somewhat knowledgeable in the field of biology named Edward had an unhealthy obsession with someone named Isabella, posed a threat to those who hated and those who loved him, and had a thing for scents, I'd have two nickels, which isn't very much but it's weird that it happened twice.

[operafantomet]

Lisanne Clémence Veeneman and the Corps de Ballet in the Restaged Tour in Vienna

[doublyee]

..❔Without your love, I’m a broken mess (Ooh) now I’m never enough

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I’m just a toy to you, my love

[gamergirlbonestaskforce141riot]

On the floor: Freya 'Mini' MacTavish ( @sofasoap ), Johnny 'Soap' MacTavish, Mylène 'Petra' Scholten de Ridder ( @eenochian )

Standing and sitting: Christine 'Riot' Vega, Simon 'Ghost' Riley, Olga 'Zhar' Samoilova ( @nrdmssgs ), Nikolai, Gabriella 'Gabi' Cruz, Kate Laswell, Heather Price, John Price, Kyle 'Gaz' Garrick, Diego Rojas

Today marks a year since I posted the first chapter of my fanfic, Fortes Soli Fortiores Una

In this year, not only I re-discovered my love for writing, storytelling, character creation and creative streak, but I also found good people that I am honoured to call friends

There's a lot of you I would like to thank individually, but I am afraid I'd choke up before I finish. You all know who you are.

To the people that started reading, and are still here, waiting patiently for me to post, THANK YOU

To the people that started reading, left it, and maybe came back, THANK YOU

To the people that hit Like or Kudos, to the people that reblog, to the people that comment, THANK YOU

To the ones that read but say nothing, out of shyness or whatever, THANK YOU

To the ones that read it and decided it wasn't for them, THANK YOU

To the ones that don't read the fic but like the shitty renders I make around my stupid little AU, THANK YOU

And thank you, my dear, poor Riot, because if it wasn't for you, this wouldn't be possible.

[adhdnursegoat]

Hey I’m getting into reading smut for the riddler, do you have any recs? Writers or specific smut fics i don’t mind I’ll take anything. (Btw I love your writing)

OMG HELLO ANON!

Thank you so much! I'm sooo glad you enjoy my work. I appreciate your support and interaction!

I have several I'd love to tag!

First, here's a link to my ao3 bookmark page which is just chock full of riddler smut!

Second, here is my 'Best Of' list! I actually had so much fun making this and maybe other people will like it too!

? @caesariawritesstuff has written many lovely oneshots but her magnum opus is Cat & Mouse. Highly recommend it if you're looking for something current, punchy, intricate, well-written, well-thought-out, and just a straight joy to follow. Here is also a link to a collection of her oneshots: Conundrums, Queries, and Quandarys

? @finniestoncrane is one of the more prolific providers of some of the dirtiest, toe-curling, mouth watering smutty oneshots and drabbles for the riddler. They write for other characters but mostly him! >:D My particularly favorite piece by them is Appointment

? @capr1pengu1n has several pieces that I greatly enjoy! I am quite biased but their piece Corrupting the young with your uncivil tongue is my favorite. It was a request I made of them :3 also Twist the knife, like it's something to do is a gem!

? @decaying-words has a small, but delicious and, actually, sweet collection of works called Love Letters to the Riddler. They have not posted since earlier this year, and I hope to see more from them soon!

? @circledemptiness is finally on tumblr! After a two year hiatus, they have posted some new work with plans to do more! I do particularly enjoy their portfolio of all riddler. Check out Merciful!

This is not a definitive list, but these are the main ones I would start with!

Happy reading, my sweet lil goat~!

[ratatoskryggdrasil]

Nate de Ridder, Daddy Issues

[ughhhuhhh]

Eddie <3333

[takunwilliams]

the riddler 2024

[boanerges20]

Kirin -The Happy Ridder Speedway - Art: Shohei Harumoto Suzuki GSX1100S Katana

[samantha-chicago]

Soft Launch B.Gallo

Summary : You and your boyfriend decide to soft launch your relationship on social media.

Pairing : Blake Gallo x Reader

Warning/s : Probably a really bad attempt at a Social Media AU

A/N : I just decided to give this a shot. So enjoy?

Y/NUSERNAME Posted A Picture

Liked By: BlakeGallo, SKIDD and others 

Y/NUSERNAME February was good to me :) 

View All Comments 

BlakeGallo :)

VioletMi Excuse me? Who is that? 

SKIDD We need to have a word about this @Y/NUSERNAME  Y/NUSERNAME Do we? About what? 

DRIDDER Gallo commented. Gallo doesn’t even comment on my posts?!?! 

VioletMi OMG I DIDN’T NOTICE THAT?!?! 

JHalstead Someone get those UNO cards. I’ll run prints 

DRIDDER On it!

BlakeGallo Posted a Picture

Liked By JHalstead, Y/NUSERNAME and others 

BlakeGallo Slaving away tying these shoes 🙄

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Matt.Casey Gallo we need a word about this 

Y/NUSERNAME Oh no. Blakie did something wrong 😉 BlakeGallo Oh shush 

VioletMi “Blakie”?!?!?! 

DRIDDER One of my guesses. What did I say! 

Y/NUSERNAME Nice shoes those 😉

Y/NUSERNAME Posted A Picture 

Liked By BlakeGallo, JHalstead and others 

Y/NUSERNAME I want goats. He says no :( 

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SKIDD Who says no? Tell us!!! 

Y/NUSERNAME He says no. 

BlakeGallo You’re not having goats. No. I’m not sitting in truck next to you with goats living in your home

Y/NUSERNAME They’d be in the garden. Not inside my home 

S.Carver I agree with Gallo on this one 

Y/NUSERNAME :( 

Y/NUSERNAME Posted A Story

Y/NUSERNAME Posted A Picture 

Liked By BlakeGallo, JHalstead, SylvieBret and others 

Y/NUSERNAME I love you so much baby. Thank you for making the past year so memorable. I can’t wait to see what the future holds for us and I’m sure it’ll be great whatever it is. 

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SKIDD A year?! What?! 

DRIDDER I KNOW WHO IT IS!! 

BlakeGallo Cute 

Y/NUSERNAME Says you! 

BlakeGallo Posted A Picture 

Liked By Y/NUSERNAME, SylvieBret, SKIDD and Others 

BlakeGallo Thank you for the past year making all the challenges we’ve faced better. 

Comments Are Limited 

Y/NUSERNAME Aww. This picture is so cute 

[2oosterr]

girl gang 😎 left this in my drafts and completely forgot to post it lol oops

from left to right: olga 'zhar' samoilova (@nrdmssgs), christine 'riot' vega (@gamergirlbonestaskforce141riot), ryan 'orca' murdoch, mylène 'petra' scholten de ridder (@siilvan), and freya 'mini' mactavish (@sofasoap)!!!!

[silvyslayer42]

here’s an idea: what if the “anti-aging” device that kuusuke made was originally an attempt at finding a way to slow down or even reverse the uncontrollable growth of kusuo’s powers?

[auri-ace]

A compilation of Stilton characters that I think are sooo silly and whom I think about a lot

From Ribelli di Incanto (and also Incanto) we have:

The princesses <333 I love my teenage magical girl gang

And best boy Raven!! He's really interesting, I love him already

For the Fantasia books we have:

The seven dragon brothers, my beautiful sons, Lorian the prettiest character I've ever seen, Cervus, Valentijn, Randolf and Alina my girl

For the Prinsessen van Fantasia/Principesse del Regno della Fantasia books we have:

The Prince without a Name - I'm so ill about his arc and lore actually, my son <3

Wise King, Yara my beloved silly archer princess, Samah the icon that she is, and best boy Gunnar

From Ridders van Fantasia/Cavalieri del Regno della Fantasia we have:

Selina the amazing glowing princess, and Alquin, everyone's favorite disaster gay knight boy

LAST UP from Prinsessen van de Dageraad/Principesse dell'Alba we have

Elias the handsome boy, and Amber who is silly and kind of a mood tbh

[ifindus]

I feel so sorry for the people who have no idea what we're talking about…….

Ifindus, I think you better explain the disco man ghost and his ghost house to people🕺🪩✨👻

but of course 🙏✨👻

Introduction post to Uhu!

Uhu! was produced by NRK and aired for the first time in 2001 as a children's show.

The show is about a ghost house where ghosts get sent after they run out of ghost energy and cannot haunt the living anymore. The house is the last stop on the road to Hermetika, the afterlife for ghosts where everything is nice. At the house, the ghosts are welcomed by Polter, the ghost running things around there, and he takes them to meet the Oracle, who gives the ghost a final task to complete before they can pass on to Hermetika. If they fail the task or let anyone else know about the task, they will be shrunken down and sent to Slampamperøyene, a place that's very unpleasant, a bit cold, and boring. Polter's task is to ensure all the ghosts in the ghost house complete their tasks.

Some fun facts about ghosts: they only eat canned food and they do so by pushing it into their stomachs from the outside. They also sleep standing up, resting against a pillow nailed to the wall. And they are invisible in the sunlight, both for humans and for each other. The ghosts can also teleport, each with their own sounds. When the say "hello" or "goodbye" they say "uhu" - where the show's name comes from.

The show has at least one musical number each episode.

The ghosts:

Polter is the main character and the boss in the house. He is a disco ghost with an afro and his task is to look after all the other ghosts. Funky disco music plays and he dances every time he teleports.

Geir Gatsby is a trickster who only wants to be lazy and have fun, often at the other ghosts' expense. His task is to hang a picture in the living room, but he never wants to do it. When he teleports we hear a racecar.

Albert is an inventor ghost, keeping mostly to himself in the attic. His task is to invent a completely new colour. We hear electricity when he teleports.

Berit Smerit Perit is a diva, an actor and a performer, loving the spot-light and can't admit when she is wrong, but always helps her friends loosen up and have more confidence in themselves. Her task is to teach Albert how to dance cha-cha-cha. Applause plays when she teleports.

Blitzabeth is always angry and complaining about everything. Her task is to be pleasant and nice to people. We hear a lightening strike when she teleports.

Napoleon is a baker. He loves to bake and spend all his time in the kitchen. He is also incredibly scared of everything. His task is to bake the world's best chocolate cake, but whenever he tries he can only ever bake Napoleon's cake.

Ridder Reddik is a knight. She can smell dragons and are always ready to fight them. That's why everyone else is hiding the fact that there's a dragon living in their attic from her. Her task is to find the Holy Marmalade Jar. When she teleports she makes the sound of a trumpet.

Ivers and Avers are twin ghosts and children. Their task is to sleep for 365 days. They almost made it once, but they were woken up after 364 days and have to try again.

[gamergirlbonestaskforce141riot]

This is a fantastic commission by my dear beloved @temeyes of my equally beloved Lastochka Squad!

From left to right

Lt. Olga 'Zhar' Samoilova, former 141 and now Chimera's second in command ( @nrdmssgs ) . She's startled and thinking what is she doing with these people lmao

Sgt. Christine 'Riot' Vega, about to murder a bug like the fucking rabid gremlin she is (she loves her knives teehee)

Corporal Freya 'Mini' MacTavish ( @sofasoap ). Giving one of her highly researched sexual pieces of advice no doubt.

Lt. Mylène 'Petra' Scholten de Ridder ( @siilvan ). Who is both scared if the bug about to be murdered and Mini's 'advice'.

We are a fucking menace 🤭

Thank you so much, tim, i love you 🫂