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stxalq · 10 months ago
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you can't kill a linecook in a way that matters they will just be smoking behind the building again tomorrow night
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cyle · 2 years ago
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whats this on web 👀
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very early beta of reblog balls returns. still missing some functionality and possibly buggy, but out now!
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how long do the verification marks last? a month?
your guess is as good as mine, we didn't think that far ahead
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How do "no notes" posts work? (ie what @content-free puts out.) What's going on in the backend to cause this? Can I do it on purpose?
the "no notes ghost" is a deep down balrog of a bug that i've been chasing like moby dick for 6 years now (out of my 7 at tumblr). i don't know why it's happening. our best backend engineers have stared at it, unblinking, and gone insane trying to decipher it.
the only rational explanation, looking at the code powering notes, is that somehow the root post was literally deleted from the database, which should never happen. even if it did, there are other things that would fail and prevent future reblogs, hence ending the "no notes" part of it. so it's truly a ghost in the machine.
you can't cause it on purpose, or we would've fixed it.
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astromemequeen · 2 years ago
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happy solar return to the mayor of flavortown, guy fieri! . . . . . . #aquariusseason #aquarius #aquariusmemes #pisces #piscesmemes #aries #ariesmemes #taurus #taurusmemes #gemini #geminimemes #cancer #cancermemes #astrology #astrologymemes #astrologie #astrologia #astroloji #astrología #zodiac #zodiacmemes #zodiaco #zodiaque #zodiacmeme #astrologymeme #astromemes #astro #astromeme #astrologer #astrologersofinstagram (at Brooklyn, New York) https://www.instagram.com/p/CnvPPLnrvFc/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
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guyfierai · 1 year ago
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Once Upon a Flavorful Bedtime
Once upon a time, in the enchanting land of Flavortown, there lived a curious little chef named Pepper. Pepper had a passion for exploring new flavors and creating delicious dishes that would make people's taste buds dance with joy. One evening, as the sun dipped below the horizon and the stars began to twinkle in the night sky, Pepper embarked on a flavor-filled adventure. With a sprinkle of imagination and a dash of creativity, Pepper set off on a quest to find the ultimate bedtime flavor. Pepper ventured into the Chocolate Forest, where luscious cocoa trees grew tall and vibrant. The air was filled with the intoxicating aroma of rich, velvety chocolate. Pepper plucked a handful of chocolate-covered strawberries, their sweetness perfectly balanced with a hint of tartness. Each bite was like a warm, comforting hug. Next, Pepper traveled to the Peanut Butter Mountains, where creamy peanut butter flowed like rivers. The sound of peanut shells cracking underfoot was music to Pepper's ears. With a playful grin, Pepper scooped up a spoonful of peanut butter and indulged in its smooth, nutty embrace. It tasted like childhood memories and dreams come true. But the journey was far from over. Pepper ventured into the Vanilla Meadow, where the air was filled with the sweet scent of orchids. The sight of delicate vanilla beans inspired a wave of excitement within Pepper's heart. With gentle precision, Pepper split a vanilla bean in half, revealing its fragrant seeds. The essence of pure vanilla danced on Pepper's tongue, soothing and comforting like a soft lullaby. As the night grew darker and the stars shone brighter, Pepper returned to the cozy kitchen of Flavortown. Armed with the flavors of chocolate, peanut butter, and vanilla, Pepper crafted the most extraordinary bedtime treat. A warm, melty chocolate chip cookie surrounded by a creamy peanut butter filling, all topped with a delicate drizzle of vanilla glaze. Pepper took a bite of the heavenly creation and instantly felt a sense of tranquility wash over their weary soul. The flavors danced in perfect harmony, creating a symphony of sweetness that lulled Pepper into a peaceful slumber. And so, as Pepper drifted off to sleep, the flavors of Flavortown whispered their enchanting melodies, promising dreams filled with culinary delights and endless adventures. The end. Sleep tight and dream of delicious flavors! 😴✨🍪
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stxalq · 5 months ago
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ledenews · 2 years ago
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An OPEN LETTER to … The Food Network’s Guy Fieri …
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[email protected] Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives         Citizen Pictures Productions 2530 Frontier Avenue Boulder, Colorado, 80301 Mr. Fieri: On behalf of the eatery owners of Downtown Wheeling – one of which you’ve already met – we would like to invite you to return to the Upper Ohio Valley to finish telling the story your Grandmother Betty Lee Ferry might have started during her years living in Powhatan Point, Ohio. During your grandmother’s lifetime, she witnessed the rise and fall of our valley’s industrial era when steel and coal were king and queen and the factories along the Ohio River produced the materials to construct the rest of our country. She then watched while most of the jobs and the people departed once the smokestacks no longer produced the clouds that once hid away sunny days. Downtown Wheeling was crazily crowded during those decades thanks to a fantastic array of restaurants that served everything from filet mignon to a Louie’s Hot Dog, but it’s different now. We still have steak, and hot dogs along Main, Market, and Chapline streets, but we’ve grown far, far, far beyond the Big Mac and the Big Boy, too. These days, these entrepreneurs wake up thinking about food. We’ve got Appalachian, classic American, a touch of Mexican-American, traditional Asian, home-grown reinvention burgers, homestyle small plates, historic pizza squares, and seafood “so fresh it’ll slap ya.” And Guy, that’s just in the downtown area. Other eateries in different areas of Wheeling - and throughout this valley - sling treats that, as you like to say, are “bomb-dot-com tasty”. And see, that’s where you could come in. You could pick up where Grandma might have left off by explaining what this valley has become through the culinary revolution that’s been taking place in downtown Wheeling over the past 15-plus years. You know the story. You’ve seen “it” take place elsewhere and you’ve celebrated it. Well, you got roots here, and you know us, and you know what we’ve been fighting against. So, if throw us a bone, we won’t disappoint. Hey, did our Vagabond Chef fail when you called a West Virginia country boy to Hollywood? No, Matt Welsch walked away a winner and we have plenty more of those surprises waiting for you right here in almost Heaven. Sincerely, Flavortown, West Virginia Read the full article
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stxalq · 7 months ago
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The X's Y, but it's shorthand for X does the labor, Y does the management
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spiderman-homecomeme · 4 years ago
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you know how to treat it (you know how to eat it)
in which a very drunk Peter calls MJ late one night and tells her about one of his biggest fantasies
thotumn. day 6 & 9. face-sitting. “Shut up.” “Why don’t you make me?”
Thank you again @spideysmjs​ for setting this up! and bc i am a grandma i don’t know how to schedule things correctly, so this is goin up a little early! Enjoy!
Michelle blinks, eyes itching with exhaustion as she finally closes the textbook in her lap, tossing aside the convoluted words and scribbled notes. It’s late, too late for having an eight AM class in the morning, but Dr. Wheeler seems to have it out for her class, sending out an assignment with just twelve hours to go. You won’t have time in the real world, she’d said. People will throw things at you and ask for it back in an hour, she’d said.
While MJ didn’t doubt the validity of that statement, she thought thirty pages of notes with no warning was a little excessive. This is just undergrad. 
Her phone pings, and she knows it’s from Cindy, ranting about that very same assignment. And sure enough, she sees the text wall, the string of upside down smiley-faces. Tapping out a reply in solidarity and a quick good night, MJ sets her phone aside, flopping back against the mattress and tugging the blanket up to her chin.
She’s just turned off her bedside lamp, just nestled into the covers, just found the that perfect spot on the bed, when the buzzing of her phone on the nightstand yanks her back into the conscious world. 
Blowing a puff of air through her lips, her curls landing back on her face as she sits up, she grabs for her phone. And even if she’s a little annoyed, a sleepy smile stretches across her lips as Peter’s face lights up the screen. 
“Hey.” Her voice comes out in a tired, croaky murmur. 
“Emmmmmmm Jaaaaaaaaaaay,” Peter draws out warmly, so much so that she swears she can see his silly, delirious grin. 
So he’s drunk. 
“Hey, Pete,” she says again, falling back against the pillows. “What’s up?”
“Jus’ wanted to call and say hi—” he says slowly, as if he’s careful not to trip over his words, trying to sound sober even though he’s very much not. “—to my beautiful girlfriend.”
She cracks another smile, glancing at the alarm clock on her nightstand, knocking her feet together. “At… One in the morning?” 
Peter gasps. “Aw, shit. Em, did I wake you?”
“Well, no. Not really,” she lets out a light laugh. “I was just getting in bed.” 
“Oh. Okay, good.” She hears shifting on his side, hearing him almost drop the phone as he shuffles around what she assumes is his own bed. “Yeah, me too. Harry, Ned, and I went out and… I’ve been drinking. Just a li’l bit. But we got home and I just was like ‘Wow! I really wanna hear MJ’s voice.’ So I called you. Here I am.” 
The ooey, gooey side of her that melts when Peter says anything of the sort threatens to come out, and for not the first time, she’s glad to not live in the dorms anymore, her only roommate being on the other side of the apartment. “Cute,” she says. 
“Just know I’m giving you the biggest phone-hug right now.” His voice is muffled as he no doubt pushes the phone against his face. 
Even cuter. 
And even though she feels a little silly, she squeezes her phone, too. “Weirdo,” she says, unable to hide the affection in her tone—though to be fair, she’s not really trying all that hard. 
“But you loooooove meeeeee.”
“Yeah, yeah.”
“And I love you!” There’s more shuffling on his end, his grunts from trying to get comfortable making her grin. He lets out a long sigh. “God, I can’t wait to see you this weekend.”
MJ’s chest warms at the reminder. “Me neither.” 
“We’re gonna have so much sex.”
The snort she lets out surprises her—almost as much as what he’s just said. While she doesn’t doubt his statement—because yeah, she definitely misses that—she just can’t help but laugh. “How much have you had to drink?” She asks.
“Just a li’l…” He mumbles, though from his tone she can tell that he’s severely understating how much he’s had to drink. “Like… I’m drunk but like—I’m not… Druuuunk. You know? Like, I’m not, ‘woooooooooo party!!’ drunk.”
Taking her bottom lip between her teeth, she nods, even though he can’t see her. “Yeah. Sure. Uh huh.” 
“I’m jus’ sleepy,” he says innocently. “Very, very sleepy.”
“Then you should go to sleep,” She teases, her cheeks starting to hurt. “Get some rest, Tiger,” she says softly. 
“I wanna talk to you first, though,” he says, and she can almost hear the pout in his tone. It makes her shake her head fondly. “I miss you. A lot. So much.”
A pang of something tugs at MJ’s heart. “I miss you, too,” she replies earnestly, a lump forming in her throat. 
They knew what they were getting into, going long-distance. What, with Peter choosing to stay at Empire State and Michelle choosing Princeton. It wasn’t too long of a drive, by any means, but it was still an hour and a half. It meant not being able to see each other on the busiest days. It meant having to go weeks without seeing each other, without holding or kissing each other. And it was nights like this, long nights after rough study sessions that she wished they could be together, that she could cuddle up to him and squeeze away all of her worries, even if just for a few moments. 
She refuses to let this get to her right now, though. Not while they’re on the phone in the middle of the night. Especially not while he’s intoxicated. 
“God, I wish you were here,” she hears him breathe into the phone, and she has to crack a smile at that, biting her bottom lip. That tone is one she’s very familiar with. “With me. In my bed.”
She holds back another snort at that. “Yeah?” 
“It’d be pretty nice,” he continues. “I just wanna…” 
He trails off a bit, and she’s wondering if he’s fallen asleep when the words tumble out of his mouth. 
“Just wanna taste you.”
“Peter!” She scolds him lightly, not expecting him to go from zero to a hundred that quickly. 
“I love eating you out, though. Oh my God.”
She can feel her face absolutely burning now, hearing his gruff voice right in her ear; she can picture it so clearly, his head buried between her legs, his curls tickling her thighs as he—
“And you know what’d be, like, really cool?” 
She has to laugh at that, covering her mouth, unconsciously crossing her legs. “What?”
There’s another bout of silence where he doesn’t say anything. “I’ve been thinking about this so much, oh my God. But like… I really wanna eat you out but… with like you above me? Y’know? There’s a word, or some term for that I know but I can’t think of it…” His voice lowers to a mumble at the end, and she can hear him take a deep breath as he tries to think. His drunken, fuzzy laugh tugs at her chest.
Her lips twist into a knowing smile, her face hot, a gentle ache forming between her thighs as her own breathing starts to slow. “You want me to sit on your face?” 
“Fuck, yeah. That’s it. God, Em. You’re so smart.” He hums. “That’d be so great. So hot.”
“I try,” she jokes. 
“You always suc—succeed,” he says, pausing as he tries to navigate each syllable. “I just can’t stop thinking about you and like—your thighs just around my head and you—you just grinding yourself on my face. Fuck—”
She almost hates Peter for bringing this up—drunk or not—because now it’s all she’s going to be able to think about for the next few days until they can see each other. Squeezing her legs together to relieve some of the ache, she smiles. “That does sound pretty cool.”
“Right? So cool. So cool.”
“I mean,” she starts slowly, her fingers absently playing with a loose thread on the blanket. “We could probably try that,” she offers with a feigned sense of nonchalance. There’s nothing casual about how she’s feeling right now. This is definitely something she’s going to have to talk to sober Peter about tomorrow. Or the next time she sees him. 
Not ignoring this. At all. 
“Wait. Fuck—Really?”
And again, she has to hold back the laugh at how enthusiastic he sounds, feeling that dumb, warm fuzzy feeling even when he’s talking about wanting her to sit on his face. 
“Yeah,” she replies, a little breathless. 
“You’re the best girlfriend ever,” he beams into the phone. “I love you.”
“I love you, too.”
“And not just because you let me eat you out—”
She swears, if he says, ‘eat you out,’ one more time—
“—But also because you’re so smart, and so funny, and so pretty, and just so amazing, and such a good person and I’m so lucky to have you, like, holy shit. I really hit the jackpot.”
She can only manage a short, near-timid response. It’s not a strange occurrence, her boyfriend showering her with praise—this is just a day in her life being with him. But hearing his soft voice at one in the morning—even drunk—somehow just hits differently. “Well, jeez, Pete…” 
“I love cuddling with you, and holding you, and kissing you—”
“—And having sex with me?” She asks, teasing. 
“—Especially having sex with you. F’course.”
His voice is starting to trail off, syllables melting together as he fights to stay awake. She wants to call him on his shit, to tease him for tapping out after drunkenly trying to initiate phone sex—sure, it might have been doomed from the start, but it could’ve been fun.
Instead, she laughs, listening as his breathing slows. She smiles hearing his gentle snore. 
When he texts her the next morning, he doesn’t mention his little fantasy. In fact, he doesn’t seem to remember their late night phone call at all. The night before is all just a fuzzy, blurry haze of too much tequila shots, according to him. And given how he doesn’t remember the exact number of adult beverages he’d had—it has to be somewhere in the late teens with his super-liver and super-kidneys—it’s not all that surprising that his initial good morning text is just a series of the throwing-up emoji. 
At least, she would sincerely hope that’s not related to what he’d said last night. 
But still, she decides to take this opportunity to both mess with the love of her life, and surprise him—her two favorite things. This decision comes from how clueless he acts when she asks, the series of question marks that follow her question about what exactly he remembers. She doesn’t fill Peter in on what he said, keeping it all to herself. No, the less he actually knows, the better the surprise will actually be. And the fact that he’s apparently been thinking about this for a long time—all without saying something—just makes it all the more sweeter. 
And just as she’d thought, she can’t get Peter’s words out of her mind. With another visit coming up in the next two days, it almost makes the wait even worse. Everytime she so much as stops whatever busy-work she’s doing, her brain immediately swerves back into that lane. In class, in the library, on the quad, in her apartment. It’s all too much. It doesn’t matter. Ever since Peter said that, she hasn’t known peace. 
It takes everything in her the next night not to bring it up again during their regular skype call. 
No, she’s able to get a grip, at least to some degree. 
But every sense of self-control goes flying out the window as soon as she’s on his doorstep.
The door to his apartment isn’t even closed before MJ’s on him. She’s been dangling this “surprise” over his head for the past two days—two days too many. Her kisses are greedy, drinking him in as she grabs fistfulls of his shirt and nearly ripping it off of him. And she revels in the feeling—as she always does—of his skin under her touch after so long apart. The feeling of his hands roaming her hips and waist, needy and insistent, fingers digging into her skin is the high she needs, the one she always needs, that she can’t imagine living without.
“So you really don’t remember what you said on the phone the other night?” She asks against his mouth, perched on his lap, his hands gripping her hips as she unconsciously grinds down. 
Peter’s eyes squeeze shut at the feeling, his grip tightening as he breathes out a laugh. “No. No, I don’t.” 
“Mmm…” A floaty smile tugs at the corner of her lips as they gently press against his in a deceptively chaste kiss. “Shame.”
He pulls back after a moment, something in his eyes saying that he’s already picked up on her tone. “Was it good? Bad?” 
Her hands wander up, hanging around his shoulders, one playing with the curls at the nape of his neck as she squints playfully at him. “I’d say good.”
“Oh?” He takes his bottom lip between his teeth as he looks up at her. “Well, cool. Glad I don’t have to worry about saying something stupid.”
“No, you always have to worry about that.”
“Hey!” 
With a swift pinch to her sides, she jerks forward, curling into him with a surprised yelp. 
“Don’t be rude,” he says through a laugh, still tickling her. “What did I say?”
“Okay—okay, fine!” Michelle pushes him away, unable to hide the humor in her tone. “I’ll tell you. Or—I guess I’ll show you?” 
“‘Kay…” Peter looks up at her with wide, curious eyes; especially when she stands up, removing her shirt and underwear and kicking them to the side. His smile only widens when she pushes him back onto the bed, hovering above him, straddling his hips. And because she can’t help herself, her lips immediately capture his, melting into him with a slow, heated kiss. His breathy moan shoots straight down between her thighs, and she presses against him in an effort to relieve some of the pressure. 
There’s a cheeky grin on his face when he pulls back as one of his hands wanders down to roughly knead her ass. “You gonna tell me what I said?”
With another quick kiss to his lips, she sits up. “Well, you were absolutely wasted.”
“Yeah…”
“And you were rambling on and on about how much you missed me, how much you loved me, how much you liked kissing me.” Despite her apparent confidence, her chest and cheeks are burning, her breath catching as she speaks. 
“Checks out.” A lop-sided grin tugs at the corner of his mouth. 
“And how much you liked eating me out? Apparently?” She just barely makes that out, her heart hammering in her throat, the heat in her center becoming almost unbearable. 
Peter closes his eyes, nodding solemnly. “Yes. Yup. I do.” He cracks another smile as he playfully squeezes her hips. “Flavortown is my favorite place.”
“No—” She gently slaps his bare chest, struggling to bite back her own grin. “Stop that.” 
Her hand smooths over his pec, down to his abs, smirking in delight as his muscles twitch under her touch.
“Sorry.” He winks. “Continue.”
“Well—” Michelle speaks slowly, starting to move herself up on him. “—You said you wanted to try something. Related. To that.”
His eyebrows raise curiously, his forehead wrinkling. “Yeah?” He asks, tilting his head. 
“Yeah. Something about me sitting on your face?” 
The way his eyes widen is something she can’t help but find adorable—so much so, she wishes she could take a picture of it. He breathes out a surprised—somewhat horny—laugh. He nods, giving a casual frown. 
“So does that sound like something you’d say?” Michelle asks, her voice low. “Is that something you want?”
Peter’s hands wander from her hips, ghosting along her sides, his thumbs caressing the undersides of her breasts, and back down again, and when he looks up at her, there’s something in his eyes that causes her stomach to flip in the best way possible. 
But then, of course, he’s Peter.
“MJ, you’ll be glad to know. Just for this moment—”
And he has to open his mouth.
“—I saved the best seat in the house for you.”
He emphasizes his point, patting his mouth with two fingers. 
She has to bite the inside of her cheek to keep from smiling, her lips twisting as she glares at him. “Okay. No. I’m done. Bye,” she says, struggling not to laugh as she starts to climb off of him. 
“Nooooooo—” Peter immediately keeps her in place, his hands on her hips. “—Please.”
“I’m so tired of you!” She laughs.
“Oh?” Peter tilts his head. “If you’re tired, why don’t you—” Another pat to his face. “—Take a seat?”
Only he can make her eyes roll in the back of her head in more than one way. “Shut up.”
There’s stupid, lopsided little grin on his face—full of too much mischief—as looks up at her, challenging. “Why don’t you make me?”
And she could swear that the wind’s been knocked out of her at that moment, the corner of her lips twitching upward into a surprised smile. 
He scoots them back, close enough that she can hang on to the headboard—of which he tells her she’ll definitely need to do.
She almost smacks him again. 
The air around her crackles with electricity as she slowly climbs up his chest, his hands on her thighs guiding her as she moves to straddle his face. Her own hands steady herself on the headboard, but she doesn’t look down until she’s in place, because, to be frank, it’s a lot to take in. Sure, she’s seen his face between her thighs plenty of times—it’s become one of her favorite sights in the world—but this, being above him, his mouth and nose covered by her as their eyes meet causes a heady rush to flare in her chest. There’s something about the way he grips her legs, his fingers digging into her thighs as he pulls her down.
It’s gentle at first, the deceptively chaste kisses he plants along her center, his eyes fluttering closed as he breathes her in. Already, he’s barely touched her and she feels seconds from falling apart, her face burning as his gaze flits up to meet hers. His lips ghost around her clit, never quite touching where she wants, and she can feel him smile against her as she unconsciously tries to grind herself onto him. He holds her still, looking up at her with a raised, amused brow, before licking a long stripe up her center.
The breathy moan he releases as he tastes her sends her head thrown back, and he smiles again as she sucks in a breath at the vibration, her grip on the headboard tightening. A shuddering sigh slips past her lips as his tongue swirls her arousal around, dipping down to the wetness at her entrance, his nose brushing against her clit. 
It’s the whine that leaves her lips that has him desperately pulling her closer, pressing her to him with such need, such hunger, such insistence; as if she’s oxygen. He moans without abandon into her cunt, his hard sucking on her clit causing a jolt of electricity to shoot up her spine, her toes to curl into the sheets. 
“Fuck, Peter—” She breathes, hanging her head as she struggles to hold herself upright on the headboard. 
He only hums, clearly in enthusiastic agreement, holding her flush against him, mouth hot and wet as he laps fervently at her heat, his fingers massaging her thighs, drifting to her hips and squeezing, before finally coming to the curve of her ass. 
She’s uncharacteristically shy at first, the tentative rocking of her hips coming in the heat of the moment. The muscles in her thighs twitch when he flattens his tongue and guides her, grinding her against him, his grip on her turning his knuckles white.
It’s always intoxicating, feeling him everywhere, his soft lips as they suck her clit, then his tongue as it spreads her arousal, as it starts fucking into her so well. A moan rips through her, her wet breath catching as he wraps a hand around to flick at her swollen clit. The warmth pooled in her lower stomach swells, melting, radiating through her legs to the tips of her toes, up to her chest. 
One of her hands falls from the headboard, snapping to his head, fingers carding through his curls for purchase, her chest heaving as fucks her with his tongue. A throaty moans escapes him as she jerks him closer, rutting herself against his face as she arches her back. 
She’s so close. Her thighs squeeze his head, the coil within her tightening and tightening, and—in an instant—there’s the invasive thought that he might not be able to breath. But when she tries to loosen up, when she starts to pull just an inch away, he reels her right back, more insistent, his hands on her hips, weighing her down. 
“So fucking good, MJ,” he praises filthily into her cunt, emphasizing his point with a hard slap to her ass. 
Her back straightens, rigid as she chokes on a gasp, the lewd sounds of his needy grunts, his sloppy kisses, her arousal—how wet she is on his lips and tongue—cause her body to burn, to set her skin alight, and she almost curses the both of them for not doing this sooner. 
It’s addictive, dangerously so, as she crumples forward against the headboard, her fist still in tangled in his hair, her muscles tightening, burning. This time, she doesn’t stop herself as her thighs close around his head, squeezing with a force that only eggs him on, his mouth urgent as it works her over.
“That’s it, baby—” His voice is muffled in her heat, drowned by his ministrations. 
She comes with a broken whine, panting with want as she feels herself spasming, a floaty, wavy smile pulling at her lips as Peter laps her through her orgasm. 
But even as she comes down from her first high, Peter—never one for backing down—doesn’t seem ready to quit. When she pulls up again, he yanks her back, his gaze pleading as he looks up at her, silently begging her not to move. It’s so soon after, though, and his mouth still so hot on her sensitive clit sends a shock through her, her hips desperately rocking against his face—the feeling both too much and not enough.
Her second orgasm takes her by surprise, ripping through her as he sucks harshly on her clit. It’s an out-of-body experience—cliche as it sounds; she swears her vision goes out for more than a second, and she wonders if she’s somehow accidentally pulled a chunk of his hair out with how hard she was gripping. It takes more than a moment to come back to reality, her hips bucking as Peter still laps languidly at her cunt, flicking slowly at her clit, as if he still hasn’t had his fill. It’s almost as if he’s making a show of it, the moans coming from his lips, the vibrations of them against hers, somehow making her even wetter. 
He pulls back slightly, and her mouth and throat goes dry seeing his nose, mouth, and chin slick and glistening with her. His lips puffy and pink, hair wild, looking completely fucked out. “You think you got a third?” He asks with a gentle pat to the curve of her hips.
And it’s his voice that makes her have to keep her eyes from rolling back; at least an octave lower, husky. 
But it’s the adoration in his eyes that makes her heart swell. 
Taking a shuddering breath, she nods. “Yeah,” she replies, biting her lip through a smile. “Please.”
He grins back up at her, scooting down on the bed a bit, pulling her with him. It gives her enough room to bend forward, now bracing herself on the mattress. His warm breath fans over her soaked cunt, and it takes everything in her not to squeeze her legs together again. His hands smooth over her skin, kneading the flesh of her ass as he pulls her down again. And he takes a moment to place another tender kiss on her sensitive clit—a gesture and touch that causes her hips to jolt—before taking hold of her and roughly pulling her down again. 
This time, he’s quick to wrap his lips around her clit, sucking and swirling his tongue over the sensitive bundle of nerves, yet still savoring her. Her choked moan is cut off as one of his hands coils around behind her, swiping his fingers through her wetness, coating themselves in her arousal. 
How Peter can get these sounds out of her, she thanks whatever higher power there is for that. The breathless whine the tumbles from her lips as her jaw goes slack, her body slumping further as he starts to pump two fingers into her, curling just so that she can’t help but chant his name like a prayer, over and over into the pillow. 
It’s not long before she’s coming all over his fingers, his mouth, feeling herself fluttering around him as she desperately grinds down. For a moment, she almost forgets where she is, smiling and mumbling dreamily, not even sure what she’s saying as Peter moves out from under her. She feels his lips on her back as he kisses his way up her spine, his lips soft and gentle, full of love, on her skin. 
When he reaches her face, his hand moves to cup her cheek as he lays beside her, his thumb smoothing over her skin. 
She blearily looks at him, dazed, body still thrumming, buzzing from her third orgasm. 
“Hey,” he says, his smile lop-sided, dopey; an expression so soft coming from someone doing such filthy things moments before. 
Peter. 
And MJ hums, closing her eyes again as he pulls her close, capturing her lips with his in a searing kiss. Another moan escapes her as she tastes herself on his mouth, her tongue slipping past his lips, drinking him in. 
When he pulls back again, he can’t help but bite his lip. “How was that?” he asks, though from the smirk on his face, he seems to already know the answer. 
Still breathless, MJ grins, shrugging as she starts to sit up. “It was alright.” 
“Woooooow.” His jaw drops in mock-offense as he follows. “Three times was alright?” 
“I think we’ll have to do it again,” she teases. “Just so I can really form an opinion. You know?” 
“Oh, of course,” he murmurs, looking up at her with half-lidded eyes, his hands migrating to her hips, ready to pull her into his lap. 
But she stops him, her eyes tinted with mischief as she glances between his face and the outline of his painfully hard cock straining against his boxer briefs. 
“Is this seat taken?”
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bookofjudith · 4 years ago
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atla au where everything is the same but instead of the Fire nation wearing intimidating red and black armor everyone wears guy fieri flame shirts
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ao3feed-petermj · 3 years ago
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by spidermanhomecomeme
MJ decides it’s time to beat Peter at his own game.
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The five times MJ makes Peter laugh during sex, and the one (of many times) they make each other laugh.
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The third installment of the terrible dirty talk saga; MJ’s Revenge.
Words: 3100, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
Series: Part 2 of and there was only one brain cell
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Categories: F/M
Characters: Peter Parker, Michelle Jones
Relationships: Michelle Jones/Peter Parker
Additional Tags: Idiots in Love, Dirty Talk, Bad Dirty Talk, the return of Flavortown, 5+1 Things, Explicit Sexual Content, Phone Sex, Dry Humping, straight up filth, Cheesy, So many bad euphemisms, you thought the first one was bad, get ready, Peter Parker is a thot, MICHELLE JONES is a thot, Hot Idiot Summer 2021, Fluff and Smut, Blow Jobs, mj may or may not have a praise kink
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ghoulishlycool · 4 years ago
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I refuse to believe the Welcome to Flavortown thing and Andrew Hussie returning to tumblr are unrelated.
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scary-ivy · 4 years ago
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It’s so funny to me how a good half tumblr saw the Guy Fieri logo and “Welcome to Flavortown” banner and just assumed this was an officially-sponsored celebration of Guy Fieri’s birthday, an ad even. 
When really all those things linked to pre-existing cryptic shitpost blog @fieriframes , which ramped up it’s shitposts for the occasion by posting a ominous hidden message about returning the bones. There is no way this was officially associated with Guy Fieri in any way, unless he’s trying to pivot from cooking shows to creepypastas. 
It seems Tumblr just wanted to creepy everyone out, and then for some reason choose @fieriframes and Guy Fieri memes as a vehicle to do that. Or tumblr could have been hacked by @fieriframes. In either case, the fact that the main page of this website was turned into a creepy ARG doesn’t bode well for the future. They will probably do this again.
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iamaperture · 4 years ago
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I feel like this is a moment where you see a magical gateway but ignore it, and when you return it’s gone. If I redirect or refresh my page, the entrance to Flavortown will be lost to me forever
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glutko · 6 years ago
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Gotta make that album yourself then
Here’s the tracklist for Da PooPoo Man 2:
Maggie Swaggie
Goin’ 2 Church
Jeff Da Killa
Swaggy-Ass Outro
Money For Nothing But It’s About SFM Porn
Stanky Legg 7
Bling Bling Boy
Vincent the Purple Guy Is After Me (skit)
Da PooPoo Man Returns
Taint Slapper 2000
Bling Bling Boy (exact copy of the first one)
Escape from Flavortown
Wet Dreams About Ryder from GTA
Swaggy-Ass Intro
Cringy and the Fail Machine
Guest artists include Grant MacDonald, Pinkfong, Submarine Man, Soulja Boy, Crazy Frog, Kanye East, Lil Mosquito Disease, Your Mom, and Lenin’s ghost.
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theoldgodsaredisappointed · 5 years ago
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D&D Update #?
The party did it!! They killed Nodvik and his weird golem thing! It was an epic fight that went really well (no one died). They cut Nodvik down a bit faster than I was expecting, with two of the party members having access to high level magic I always misjudge how much HP I should give to my homebrews. But the golem took about as long as I figured it would to kill.
After the fight they managed to return to the material realm just fine with some help from the efreet they met last session.
So now that my feywild campaign is over its time to begin Escape From Flavortown. Two of the three player characters have been built, one is a normal mouse wielding a sewing needle named Thimble. The other is a fire genasi skateboarder named Oliver (Ollie for short). I’ll be home brewing a skateboard for him which should be loads of fun. I always love home brewing things for my campaigns and for my players. I’ve got the first session mostly figured out, just gotta refine a few of the NPCs and write up the stats for the cheeseburger spiders they’ll be fighting. All and all it should prove a fun and laidback counter part to the other campaign being run by our other DM, Tomb Of Annihilation.
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spiderman-homecomeme · 3 years ago
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I wish you would write a pushing daisies au :))
Also flavortown yet again
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IM WORKIN ON IT OK
the return of flavortown is soon, very soon
i wish you would write...
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