#the rest of the stripes are perfectly nice to me but roche is Bitter. i'm just imagining geralt standing at the end of his cot | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

aces-to-apples · 1 year ago

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So. Haven't played Witcher 2 in over two years. Last time was only the second or third playthrough. Apparently, my dumb ass never realized that there was more map beyond the mist into the Kaedweni side than the battlefield and camp followers. Literally it never occurred to me that there was more to explore. Fucking embarrassing.

#apparently there's a cute little temeria/blue stripes camp and roche doesn't want to talk to me cuz i (of course) sided with iorveth #but it's so funny cuz i just keep clicking on him. and it's the middle of the night. so he just keeps telling me to basically fuck off #the rest of the stripes are perfectly nice to me but roche is Bitter. i'm just imagining geralt standing at the end of his cot #in the middle of the fucking night. just poking him over and over again. Hey. Hey Roche. Hey Roche. Hey. Hey. Roche Hey. I Met A Troll.#by apples #roche: i sWEAR TO FUCKING GOD GERALT LEAVE ME ALONE. geralt:......Roche You Gotta Burn The Bodies Out There.#If You Don't Burn The Bodies You'll Get Rotfiends. That's Where The Rotfiends Are Coming From. This Is How You Get Rotfiends.#Hey Roche Are You Listening To Me About The Rotfiends. Hey. Hey. Roche Hey. The Rotfiends Roche. They're Gonna Getcha.

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