#the reason sanji doesnt get laid is his partners cant help a laugh when he takes his shirt off and he gets cranky about it | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

fruityumbrella · 3 months ago

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i love and agree with 40yo sanjis effective twenty step skincare routine vs raisin old man zoro but i also think east asian zoro not wearing age on his skin + leathery european retiree sanji is even funnier bc of how mad sanji would be over it and how zoro wouldnt even notice

#like idk do you guys get what i mean #sanji wouldnt Actually care it just pisses him off when people make offhand comments about how #no way zoro is that old! he must take great care of himself!#bc NO HE DOESNT. I TAKE CARE OF HIS STUPID ASS.#meanwhile zoros like baby you look just as beautiful as-#<- cant even finish the compliment bc sanji is calling him a blind old man who doesn't know anything #anyway sorry i might be the only person on earth who thinks so much about sanjis SUIT TAN 😭#maybe white people dont get that but as a guy who gets really tan really fast its a nightmare scenario to me #his face neck hands are 10 shades darker than the rest of him #the reason sanji doesnt get laid is his partners cant help a laugh when he takes his shirt off and he gets cranky about it

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