#the real Lady Dimitrescu nsft alphabet will be posted soon

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Lady Alcina Dimitrescu NSFT Alphabet

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

Alcina won't fuck you

B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

Bro, she won't fuck you

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person)

C'mon man, she's not gonna fuck you

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Dude, she isn't gonna fuck you

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

Eh, she's not gonna fuck you

F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual)

For real tho, she won't fuck you

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

Give up dude she isn't gonna fuck you

H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

Hey man for real she won't fuck you

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)

I don't think she's gonna fuck you

J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

Just stop dude she isn't gonna fuck you

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

Keep it up if you want but she isn't gonna fuck yoh

L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)

Let's not lie to ourselves, she isn't gonna fuck anyone

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

Man it's useless, she isn't gonna fuck you

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Never gonna fuck you

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

Oh man, she is not gonna fuck you

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

Please stop she isn't gonna fuck you

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

Quit trying, she won't fuck you

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

Really man, she isn't gonna fuck you

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)

She's not gonna fuck you

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

Totally not gonna fuck you

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease) 

Ummm she won't fuck you

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

Vampire lady won't fuck you

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)

Wow man, she's like, really not gonna fuck you

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)

*Xylophone notes* she won't fuck you

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

You aren't getting fucked by Lady Dimitrescu

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards) 

Zero. That's how much pussy you're getting from Lady Dimitrescu