#the prophecyyyy

[akascow]

i like how the YIPPEE autism creature became an autism vocal stim for like so many of us

[lovecommajaime]

oh trust i will be leaf

[riverderg]

who up skoping they hea/en rn

reposting because op was fash

[riverderg]

What if I gived you a cheese

You need a Small Handful of Mozzarella (or greater cheese gift) to perform the ritual 'Pact of Dergonic Friendship (via cheese)' to gain me as a recruitable party member, and it needs to be renewed at least once fortnightly.

[petals2fish]

I have given up every puppy I’ve raised with no problem. I’ve cried sure, it’s emotional and I’m a chronic crier, but I was always happy to do this for people. Honestly. Truly. Happy.

Giving this one up is going to feel like losing my best friend.

[lovebotomy]

hot take condal and hess fucking wish their half baked prophecy plotlines were as well thought out painful and impactful as bbc merlin

[thedndgoblinwholivesinyourwalls]

gonna eat a bunch of Ritz to cure the fever/j lets see how this turns out

caramel is great but if you eat too much you get a headache or that could just be me

[planetsandthefates]

the more i listen to the prophecy the more i love which is actually kind of insane because i loved it upon first listen and now the chorus lives in my head rent free

[thehummingbirdsmatter]

"you must leave immediately"

Okay but we're going to talk to the Oracle first right. RIGHT? They wouldn't 'dare' not setup Rachel for us- gimmie that prophecyyyy...

[jeremysknoxes]

I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT I WANT AND WHO I WANT TO BEEE I KNOW EXACTLY I WALK AND TALK LIKE A MACHINEEE IM NOW BECOMING MY OWN SELF FUFILLED PROPHECYYYY OH OH NO OH NO OH NO OH NO-O 🗣️🗣️🗣️

[claudiajcregg]

Quick update (and off tumblr until I get home): I’m in! Woo!

the fear of getting a random id check and being unable to attend tonight's concert is very real

[taylortheeswift]

@taylorswift pleeeease share how you changed the prophecyyyy

[icantfindmychashma]

PLEEAAASEEEE I'VE BEEN ON MY KNEESS, CHANGE THE PROPHECYYYY, DON'T WANT MONEY JUST SOMEONE WHO WANTS MY COMPANYYYYYY, LET IT ONCE BE MEEEEE, WHO DO I HAVE TO SPEAAAKK TOOO ABOUT IF THEY CAN REDO THE PROPHECYYYYY

[apollothedeity]

After is INFINITELY funnier. He then thought he had the gift of prophecy for like a week and a half after.

Trans Scar picking his name, Scar, is the funniest thing ever actually. Does he pick that name because of his scars? Or does he get his scars AFTER he names himself.

[clarabowmp3]

what songs from TTPD and TA are now yours? Which ones have spoken to you the most?

okay SO:

The black dog

The Bolter!!!!

How did it end

clara bow (obv 😌😌)

THE PROPHECYYYY

loml 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

The smallest man who ever lived

fortnight

I think this is a pretty good shortlisting based on how long the album is! I’m usually so much more indecisive hahah

[entiretorridaffair]

PLEASEEE IVE BEEN ON MY KNEES CHANGE THE PROPHECYYYY

DONT WANT MONEY JUST SOMEONE WHO WANTS MY COMPANYYYYY