#the problem is that cater also owns a camera

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greetings tumblr twst community I have drawn for the first time in 2 years to bring you twisted wonderland as god intended (actual criminals and villains)

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Modern Elites is a 18+ raunchy slice-of-life IF that follows you, a young royal, navigating the world of the obscenely rich and immensely famous while trying to keep your elite, royal family together in the midst of drama and tabloids.

Setting: modern times, fictional tiny country of Selusa, New York, Paris and more.

Genre: slice-of-life, drama, romance

Celebrity. Pop Culture Icon. Heir.

Royal.

As the heir to the Selusan throne, you're known by many names. Growing under the spotlight hasn't been easy, especially since it seems the vultures all want a piece of your elusive family. Country clubs, yachts, parties, private jets, elite schools, you've had it all.

But is there something missing?

Customize your heir from appearance to gender identity to personality. Dictate what kind of person they are: rebellious, dutiful. Do they care about the royal line or are parties more on their mind? Will you keep a squeaky clean rep or ruin the family name?

Customize Salusa and cater the country to your taste.

Dictate what kind of leader you want to be, and how others percieve you.

Experience the life of the hidden .01% and the drama of the ultra wealthy.

Engage in fiery, dramatic romances that could either uplift or ruin you and your family.

and more to come.

THE ADVISOR

Imogen/Ian Lancaster [f/m]- your family's advisor and publicist. I has cleaned up every mess, every leak, every scandal and at this point, there are no secrets between your family and them. Coming from a well-off family themselves, they know exactly how this world works...and they navigate it with a steel will and a cold, detached demeanor. I has you handled like an adult with a child, trying (and probably failing) to keep you in line. Anything you do will go through them, so it's better to think twice.

THE BETROTHED

Everett/Eva St. Clare [m/f] - the eldest of one of the most influential businessmen on your side of the world, black sheep, and a source of gossip in polite society, there have been talks of a betrothal between you two since the partnership started. Because of that, you two are forced into a fake romance for the cameras. E is an arrogant and brash casanova, sex-obsessed, and is proudly noncommital with string of rumors that follow them like their own entourage. Unfortunately for you, E's exploits can damage the carefully constructed facade you two have built. Of course, E doesn't give a damn.

THE REBEL

Vince/Vivian De Grasso [m/f] - (secretly) fresh out of jail and newly reformed (not) V's politician of a mother has asked in a favor from your family: to reform them and stifle their rebellious ways by adding them to your security detail. Your father having a soft spot for the kid, brings them in as one of your guards. Hopefully V keeps in line...or not.

THE COMMONER

Cordelia/Corden Bowen [f/m]- an employee at the country club you frequent, someone less polite would call them a 'nobody.' C has a bit of an attitude, but that's expected from someone who is used to getting berated by rich people all day. There's not much else to say about them...or maybe there is?

THE JOURNALIST

Romi Marshall [m/f]- a famed journalist with contempt for royalty and elitism. Their newsletters frequently slam you and your family's every move, and they don't like you one bit. You can confidently say they're your biggest hater.

THE ROYAL BEST FRIEND

Oliver/Olivia Ames-Astor [m/f]- a fellow prince/princess from another country and your best friend, who is still hung up on their ex. Forced to betroth someone else, O has so many problems you can hardly sort through them. Still, they're kind and as polite as you'd expect from a person who has had etiquette lessons drilled into them since childhood. They're also your best friend, so there's that.

[jazzthatonewriterchick]

MY MASTERLIST

Writer's Note: Hey, y'all! I finally remembered to do a masterlist for my fic shit so everyone can find my work more easily. Enjoy & thank you so much for the love! -Jazz 💕

Oneshots

A New Kind of Distraction (KiriMina x Bi!Fem!Reader) (18+) - After your boyfriend of a year breaks up with you on what would have been your two-year anniversary, your very good, very attractive friend Mina (whom you’ve secretly been crushing on since high school) and her even more attractive boyfriend Kirishima decide that the only way to get you over your shit ex is through a threesome with her and him when you get an invite to Dynamight’s birthday party. 

Smile for the Camera (Geto Suguru x Black!Plus-sized!Fem!Reader) (18+) - In which you decide to volunteer to model for your friend’s lingerie line photoshoot when the original model gets sick and meet the very sexy photographer who isn’t letting you leave until you realize how gorgeous you are. 

All Up in Your Mind (Hitoshi x Black!Fem!Reader) (18+) - In which you decide to use Hitoshi’s quirk to your advantage when things get tough in your life and you just need a bit of release. Lucky for you, Hitoshi is an understanding and generous guy, but what happens when he starts to get sick of trying to understand why you put up that wall between them even though you’re visiting him every weekend? 

Trigger Me (Aizawa-centric/No Reader) [Request Fill] (18+) - In which Aizawa decides to take matters into his own hands to try and ease his stress a little more, but what starts as something fun and interesting when he stumbles across a hypnosis video catered to stronger orgasms turns into a BIG problem when he finds himself unable to break away from the hold his new addiction has on him. 

When I Get Home (Hawks x Black!Fem!Reader) (18+) - In which Keigo realizes how truly lucky he is to have you by his side despite his refusal to open up to you and show you how deep his scars run, so he decides when he finally gets home from his stupid fucking mission, he’ll show you his scars, his heart, and everything more. 

A Birthday Threesome for 'Suki (Bakugou x Fem!Reader) (18+) - In which you and your best friend decide to help your man see the joy in birthdays by giving him a threesome. Also, Bakugou likes butt plugs. HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY HUBBY 🎈

Like A Big Girl (Quirkless!Dabi x Black!Fem!Reader) (18+) - In which you get the surprise of your life when your apartment neighbor and crush (who happens to be extremely anti-social) shows up at your housewarming party to celebrate your moving into your first-ever apartment after a breakup. 

Peace and Quiet (poly!Geto x Gojo x Black!Fem!Reader) (18+) - In which you realize peace and quiet aren’t ideal with your two noisy ass (yet extremely attractive) coworkers renting out the same Airbnb as you while visiting the hot springs on a business trip. But lucky for you, they know another way to help you relax.

Drunk N Nasty (poly!Pro!Bakusquad x Black!Fem!Reader 18+ One Shot) - In which you and Mina get tired of your boring ass boyfriends not making time for their girlfriends, so you two decide to hit the club for a night out with every intention of getting under your boyfriends’ skin. Fortunately for you, it works and your men decide to teach you and Mina a lesson about being some disobedient brats. 

Ao3 link here!

Several Shots Later (Pro!Sero x Black!Chubby!Fem!Reader) (18+) - In which you go on a vacation in an effort to relax and feel more confident, but find yourself falling for the sexy stranger who sends you a drink across the room and also happens to give you some firsthand dance lessons and a night you’ll never forget. 

In the Fruit Orchard (Bull!KiriBaku x Heifer!Reader) (18+) [REQUEST FILL] - In which you, a heifer girl, get a night with the hottest bull boys on Aizawa's farm after a trip through the fruit orchard.

What Spoiled Girls Get (Pro!Bakugou x Dabi x Plus-Size!Black!Fem!Reader) (18+) [REQUEST FILL] - You get whatever you want as Bakugou and Dabi’s shared GF. You’re their pretty princess. Their baby. Their spoiled little girl. You wouldn’t have it any other way and don’t know any different, so when they take you shopping to get some clothes for your birthday and you see a dress in the window that costs a bit out of their bracket, they get it for you…but not without you showing how thankful you are.

As Beautiful as Moonlight (Hawks x Black!Chubby!Fem!Reader) (18+) [REQUEST FILL] - In which Hawks tries to show you that you are more than just a conquest and that his stares aren't because he's judging you. They're because he is dying to make you his.

In the Heat of Things 🐰 (Dom!Nanami x sub!Bunnygirl!Reader) (18+) [REQUEST FILL] - In which you're Nanami's bunny girl girlfriend who is going through a rough time during your "cycle", so your gentlemanly boyfriend takes it upon himself to help you out and ease your heat when your body tells him what your mouth can't.

Dance For Me (Fatgum x Black!Fem!Reader) (18+) - In which you give Fatgum the experience of a lifetime when his friends drag him to a strip club for his birthday.

First Day Jitters (Pornstar!Bakugou x Fem!Reader) (18+) - In which you spend your first day on the job as a pornstar with your favorite adult film persona in front of the cameras and are shown what it’s really like fucking with a pro. 

Breakin' A Sweat (Kiri x Tetsu x Black!Fem!Reader) (18+) - In which your weekly session with your very hot personal trainers ends in a different kind of workout when they reciprocate your burning attraction to them.

Ao3 link here!

Yours To Keep (Daddy Dom!Law x sub!Fem!Reader) (18+) - In which your boyfriend the best gift you can give him: yourself, totally and completely. 

Lost in the Woods (Werewolf!BakuKiri x Black!Plus-Sized!Fem!Reader) (18+) - In which you get lost on your way home one night while coming back from a party and end up straight in the jaws of two strange yet sexy men who you get the feeling aren't quite human.

The Swordsman’s Secret (msub!Zoro x Black!Femdom!Reader) (18+) - In which your favorite swordsman has an interesting secret and kink that you are more than happy to explore with him in the bedroom. Or in which Zoro gets pegged for the first time. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ZORO! 💚

Going Half (on a Baby) (Toxic!Toji x Black!Fem!Reader) (18+) - In which Toji, your fuck buddy for five years and the man you're secretly in love with, "persuades" you to let him fuck without a condom after he exposes himself for his breeding kink.

Prove Your Worth to Me (Brat-tamer!CEO!Nanami x Bratty!Black!Fem!Reader) (18+) - In which you apply for a sectorial job, but the interview process is a lot more intense than you bargained for. 

Daddy's Home (Dom!Gojo x Sub!Black!Fem!Reader) (18+) - It’s been 3 years. You believe your fiancé is dead. You’ve been attempting to move forward in your life without him there beside you. You try to grieve properly in order to move on….until he comes home. And he’s more than ready to make up lost time.

The Greatest Gift of All (JJK Men x Black!Fem!Reader) (18+) - In which your friends take it upon themselves to help you release your inner slut by taking you to a glory hole for the first time to get you some dick for Christmas. Many of them.

WRAPPED UP TIGHT (Dom!Levi x Sub!Fem!Reader) (18+) - In which you surprise Levi with a special present under the tree for his birthday and Christmas: you, naked, wrapped up in Christmas lights.

I Love a Challenge (Brat-tamer!Toji x Bratty!Self-Insert!Reader) (18+) [REQUEST FILL] - In which you feel like you are boss enough to make Toji break when you meet him one night at a club and he gives you a lesson on what happens when you go toe to toe with him in the bedroom. Your fierceness and brattiness may be sexy, but Toji knows a thing or two about making anyone submit…and he loves a challenge. That challenge being you, little V! 

SELF LOVE 101 (Gojo x Black!Self-Insert!Reader) (18+) [REQUEST FILL] - When you get invited to your coworker's Valentine's Day party, you have no intention of going. Especially since this particular coworker isn't exactly your cup of tea: Gojo Satoru is just too proud, too cocky, and too damn full of himself for a girl like you. But when you're persuaded to go and find yourself alone with him, Gojo will stop at nothing until you see that loving yourself is nothing to hate on. After all, a beautiful woman like you deserves to be loved on...especially on camera.

Comfortable With You (Inexperienced!Painter!Choso x Black!Fem!Reader) (18+) - Choso has never been anyone like you before: so confident and sure of yourself yet so sweet and compassionate. He can’t stop thinking about you. So to make this Valentine’s Day one you’ll never forget, he’ll show you just how comfortable he is with you and how desperately he wants to make you feel the same…even though you’re his first everything. [Based on the song “Comfortable” by H.E.R.]

Sweet Like Sugar (Tattoo Artist!Geto x Black!Bimbo!Reader) (18+) - In which Geto gets paid a pleasant surprise at his tattoo shop when his favorite, cute little bimbo client comes to visit one night on his birthday to cover her ex's tattoo.

Served On A Platter (Sanji Vinsmoke x Black!Fem!Reader) (18+) - In which you give a very special surprise breakfast to your favorite love chef for his birthday...and you make pancakes too.

To Be A Good Slut Girl (Mean MDoms!Sukuna & Choso x Black fsub!Reader x msub!Itadori) (18+) - In which your boyfriend’s older brothers decide that they don’t like how you’re treating their kid brother (who is too oblivious and in love to realize that you’re using him for his money and his d*ck) and decide to teach you some lessons.

In A Rut (Monster!Hawks x Black!Fem!Reader) (18+) - You haven't seen your boss around the office in a while ever since he started feeling "under the weather", but when you decide to visit him one day to cheer him up with some soup, you realize that this isn't a normal spring cold. Your boss is in heat and you, his good little assistant, are the only one who can help him cure it.

Playin’ Games (Choso x Self-Insert!Reader) (18+) [COMMISSION FILL] - In which your brother's best friend calls from his business trip to play a game of truth or dare over a Skype call, but it quickly turns into something else once your brother heads to bed and naughty pics and strip teasing get involved.

Most Wanted (Mafia Boss!Toji x Spy!Self-Insert!Reader) (18+) [COMMISSION FILL] - You’re a highly skilled hitwoman. You’ve been doing this for years–getting paid to take hits on the wealthy and corrupt at your agency’s order. You figure taking a hit on the renowned Tokyo mafia boss Toji Fushigiro won’t be any different. However, things take a terrifying turn for you, and your skills are put to the test when you go undercover as a dancer at his favorite club and give him a private dance. But instead of killing you, Toji takes it upon himself to punish you and show you what happens when you fuck with him.

The Florist & the Baker (Florist!Nanami x Fem!Black!Baker!Reader) (18+) - In which you get a storyline straight out of a meet-cute romcom when Nanami, the quiet and stoic yet handsome florist who only comes into your bakery for coffee, asks you out on a date. 

Siren Song 🧜🏽‍♀️🧜🏾‍♀️🧜🏿‍♀️ (Zoro x Sanji x Black!Mermaid!Reader) (18+) - In which the siren song that you sing in hopes of finding someone to free you from your curse attracts more than one mate when two of the most notorious and wanted pirates come to search your cave after a shipwreck.

Hot As A Summer’s Eve 🥵 [Rengoku x Black!Fem!Chubby!Reader 18+ One Shot) [COMMISSION FILL] - In which our favorite sexy, fire-haired himbo Rengoku decides to confess his feelings to you, his favorite Demon Slayer Corp, and show you that he adores your body just for how it was made: by fucking you stupid in the woods at a summer festival.

Sneaky Link 💙 (Toxic!Student!Gojo x Professor!MILF!Reader FWB) (18+) - You’re a stressed-out mom and college professor who has been swamped with your job and mommy life lately. You’re so knee-deep in your work and kids that you need some kind of release. Unfortunately, you’re not finding any of that in your husband, but luckily, that’s what Gojo Satoru is here for…even though he’s way too young for you and is your student.

In the Heat of Things 🐰 (Dom!Nanami x sub!Bunnygirl!Reader One Shot) (18+) [REQUEST FILL] - In which you're Nanami's bunny girl girlfriend who is going through a rough time during your "cycle", so your gentlemanly boyfriend takes it upon himself to help you out and ease your heat when your body tells him what your mouth can't.

You Should Come Thru (Hawks x Self-Insert!Reader One Shot) (18+) [COMMISSION FILL] - After a month of hard work, no play, and a bad date, Hawks invites you over to his apartment for some tea to relax and finally get some time with his bestie, but as the night grows long, you suddenly lose your filter and begin telling him things that he shouldn’t know. All because of his very special tea. 

Bikini Body 👙 (Poly!KiriBakuMina x Fem!Chubby!Reader 18+ One Shot) - In which your boyfriends and girlfriend decide to show you just how good you look in your new bathing suit one hot summer day on the beach.

Rock The Boat 🛳️ (Bartender!Toji x Black!Fem!Reader 18+ One Shot) - You go on a cruise vacation after your boyfriend cheats on you and meets Toji, the fine-ass bartender & divorcee. You're invited to a white party that he’s working at and while there, you find yourself flirting with him thanks to the liquid courage. After slipping him a note with room number, you wait for him that night. At first, you believe that he isn’t coming and feel rejected, but when he does, you realize that this vacation is just what you need to get over your heartbreak. 

Ride ‘Em, Cowgirl! (Cowboy!Ace x Black!Fem!Reader One Shot) (18+) - As the author of some famous smutty romance novels, you decide to take a vacation in the countryside for a while to get over your breakup and work on your new book but you suffer from writer’s block. However, a meet-cute situation with a sexy farmhand who lives next door might be able to help you kill two birds with one stone.

Your Kind of Men (Poly!Pro!Bi!TodoDeku x Chubby!Black!Fem!Reader SFW One Shot) - In which you go on a blind date set up by your friend and her pro hero partners, not realizing that you're about to get your chance to meet some pros yourself who are highly interested in having a third...and they hope that it's you.

Wife Girlfriend Training (Tengen x Black!Self-Insert!reader 18+ One Shot) [COMMISSION FILL] - When Tengen puts in a big order to your bakery and you're short-staffed, you deliver it yourself only to find Uzui home alone. To repay you for the trip, he invites you in for dinner where things take a major turn when he finally admits his and his wives’ attraction to you. You’ve never been in a poly relationship before, so Tengen gives you an introduction to what it would be like to be his 4th girl...including some “training” of his own.

Short Stories/Fics

I'll Show You "Uptight" (Bakugou x Black!Fem!Reader) (18+) - In which a very pissed and very emotionally frustrated Bakugou decides he’s not going to let you get away with your lip that easily and pays you a visit one girls’ night to prove to you that he is, indeed, able to be “looser” after you make a drunk comment about his introverted and uptight personality to your mutual friends and Kirishima “accidentally” spills the beans.

Ao3 link here!

With Good Weather Brings Good Breedings (BakuKiri x Black!Bunny Girl!Reader) (18+) - In which your spring cycle comes a little earlier than usual and you’re too afraid of your boyfriends–whom you’ve been dating for five months–thinking you’re weird instead of telling them about your cycle during mating season. However, during a picnic thrown especially for you, your two favorite pros are more aware than you realize and are more than happy to help you with your little problem.

Ao3 link here!

A First Time for Everything (BakuKiriMina x Fem!Reader) (18+) - You and your girlfriend Mina have been dating for three amazing years. You couldn’t ask for a better partner–someone who is supportive, loving, and willing to explore new things with you…including in the bedroom. So, after a UA High 5-year reunion when you run into THE Katsuki Bakugou and Eijrou Kirishima, two of the top pros in the game and your old crushes, you don’t expect those past butterflies to come rushing back. And when you find out Mina, Kiri, and Bakugou feel the same, you decide to embark on the journey of experiencing your first-ever foursome and possible polyamorous romance.

Ao3 link here!

Longer-Lengthed Stories/Fics

Here, Kitty, Kitty (Aizawa x Black!Catgirl!Reader) (18+) - In which you find yourself in the weirdest predicament after you’re scooped up and taken to a cat cafe after you decide to take the streets to fight some crime, and you’re adopted by your very anti-social and hot coworker Aizawa aka Eraserhead. [COMPLETED]

Ao3 link here!

Lovers & Friends (Hawks x Black!Fem!Reader) (18+) - In which you and Keigo have begun to realize the strange new feelings you both have for each other after one drunken night at a close friend’s wedding that ends with you in his bed, but because of your longtime friendship and committed relationships with other people, you’re more than happy to forget that night even happened and keep your mutual feelings in the dark…for now, at least. [COMPLETED]

Ao3 link here!

Hit 'Em Up! (Cowboy!SatoSugu x Black!Cowgirl!Reader) (18+) - You get to meet Geto & Gojo the Gunslingers, the notorious outlaws that have every town and law enforcement in a twist, when your bum-ass BF offers you as payment to avoid going to prison. Little do they know that this is only a part of your plan to get what you desire. But when you realize that the infamous gun-slinging, smooth-talking cowboys could be everything you want and more when they offer you a deal to team up with them, will you successfully be able to go through with it? [ON-GOING]

Headcanons N Drabbles

When You Wear Glasses (BNHA) (18+) (for Black!Fem!Readers)

Sundress Season (BNHA) (18+) (for Black!Fem!Readers)

You're the Cutest Bimbo He's Ever Seen (MHA) (18+) (for Fem!Readers)

You’re Not Wearing Any Panties (One Piece) (18+) (for Black!Fem!Readers)

He Gets H*rny From Your Halloween Costume (One Piece) (18+) (for Fem!Readers)

He Gets H*rny From Your Halloween Costume (JJK) (18+) (for Black!Fem!Readers)

You Speak His Native Language to Him (18+) (One Piece) (for Fem!Readers)

They're Your Blind V-Day Date (18+) (Crossover Anime) (For Black!Fem!Readers)

Where He Takes You For Your V-Day Date (18+) (JJK) (For Black!Fem!Readers)

YOU GOT ERRANDS TO RUN? NOT WITH THEM, YOU DON’T! (18+) (JJK) (For Black!Fem!Readers)

HE’S SO F**KING BIG THAT HE COULD CRUSH YOU & YOU LOVE IT (18+) (for Fem!Readers)

[eternal-kosmo-ghoul]

*°:⋆ₓₒ day 22. photography

.｡❅*⋆⍋*∞*｡ “forever ingrained”

˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ — ❤︎ a new polaroid camera? vessel is getting a few ideas on what to do with it…

pairing: vessel x gn!reader

a/n: i want vessel to spread my legs open and go to town on me

cw: nsfw content. nude photo shoot. sexual poses, sexual touching/teasing. mutual masturbation

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“if you keep posing like that i’m going to lose it.” —❤︎

┅✦┅

you’ve always been bold when it comes to self expression.

and you took great pride in it. not only did that kind of confidence give a major boost to your ego, but it also helped the people around you have better sense of worth, simply because they were marveled by the sheer amount of confidence you exuded. this was a trait that attracted your dark, mysterious partner, vessel— someone who was typically more reserved.

you both balanced each other out well. with you around, vessel has learned to slowly come out of his shell, and has even learned to open up more about personal problems so he can find the help he seeks. meanwhile, he balances out your overly-bold attitude with his calm, serene demeanor.

it was like a match made in heaven, really. you loved this man to no ends.

so for christmas, you wanted to do something extra memorable for him, something that you both would enjoy. this particular activity you had in mind, it catered to your extravagant personality, and it would give a lot of enjoyment for vessel too.

so that’s how you found yourself in this current situation.

“.. darling, can you spread your legs more a bit for me?” vessel asked in his usual suave tone. you nodded, and teasingly opened your bare legs for vessel to take in the sight.

he let out a silent curse underneath his breath, and brought the polaroid camera up to his face to snap another picture, capturing your naked form perfectly.

“precious.”

that’s right, for this year, you decided to spice up your bedroom life with vessel a bit, and organized a nude photo shoot for both yourself and him. you had prepped yourself accordingly for this little event you planned with your partner. even though you were naked, you took proper care to groom yourself perfectly, and made sure you looked like aphrodite had blessed you with a sexy body (which she most definitely did).

vessel had also gotten a new camera for the occasion, and all the photos he’s taken of you so far have been so naughty, but so beautiful at the same time. he always knew what angle to take the picture from, how you should’ve been posing, and how to perfectly capture the light reflecting off of your eyes.

he definitely was having fun with this.

“if you keep posing like that i’m going to lose it.” vessel said with a lustrous, hungry tone, shamelessly staring at your sex between your legs, which was up in full display for vessel to revel in.

this comment only made you smirk, and spread your legs further while you leaned back. “what? can’t handle what you’re seeing? i know you want a piece of this so badly.”

“you’re goddamn right i do. you just know how to tempt me like a damn succubus.” he replied, tone rough with need as he stared at your naked body.

vessel was also getting more bold with his own mannerisms too. he unapologetically got closer to you on multiple occasions, so his hand and/or arm could “accidentally” brush up against the sensitive parts of your body. he had also insisted that he helps you with posing, his touchy hands grabbing at any exposed flesh he can get his hands on. he couldn’t help it, your presence was just way too addicting for him.

and many of the poses you took were provocative in nature too. legs spread, hands all over your body, exposing the most delicate features of your form. you looked so hot, and vessel knew that all too well.

“you need to stop being so teasing.” vessel huffed out, taking another provocative picture of you while his hand was on your bare thigh.

“you’re tempting me with those sweet, seductive eyes of yours.”

you smirked at this.

“that’s the point, darling.”

vessel growled, out of pure lust too. he quickly snagged another picture of you posing sexually for him. the photo generated and vessel quickly added it to his little pile on the nightstand. he loves and cherishes every intimate moment he shares with you, and he’s glad that you decided to do something like this for your first christmas together. so of course, he needed to capture every moment he got for himself.

“we should do this again sometime soon.” vessel admitted, his fingers ghosting over your aching sex in a suggestive way while he stared down at you.

“we should.” you agreed, leaning back against the white bedsheets to lift your legs up while vessel took another lewd picture of you. “it could be our little tradition.”

vessel certainly wouldn’t oppose to that idea.

he felt himself getting harder and harder in his pants the more he took naughty pictures of you. he couldn’t help it. during one photo, you decided to take things up a notch, and slowly move your hand down between your legs to start self-pleasuring yourself. it was so hot, each one of your expressions and moans captured by vessel’s amazing camera.

the way you moaned so heavenly only made vessel more excited.

he dipped his hand into his pants and started stroking himself as he watched you masturbate. vessel couldn’t concentrate on the photo he was taking, because he was too invested in jerking himself off because of how goddamn sexy you were.

while vessel was giving himself a nice handjob. your fingers and hand quickly worked around your sweet spot, and your self-pleasure only increased while you moaned and whimpered loudly, not letting anything you were doing to go to waste.

watching you masturbate while he himself still has to recover from seeing you looking like a goddamn snack. it was so good… and vessel only stroked himself faster.

“fuck. you’re gonna make me cum, “ your passion and lust, caused peter to be admitted what he just tried to do.

“me too.” you replied, moving your hand faster. “cum with me, please.”

the two of you came on time, and at the same time too. vessel’s clothes were stained in his essence, while you made a mess of your own nude body. it was quite the sight to behold.

you looked so hot covered in your own and his cum. he needed to have a picture of that.

at the sound of a camera shutter, vessel smirked.

“you better sit still and look pretty for me, y/n.”

and sit still, look pretty, you did.

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[rosehxnt]

i’ll scream when no one’s around

character: cater diamond summary: he's having a bad day but won't let anyone know he's struggling warnings: angst, heavily implied depression and anxiety issues, slight body dysmorphia

 As he snapped what felt like the thousandth picture, he zoomed in to inspect his expression.  Not perfect enough.  He tried well into the morning to capture a happy enough expression to show the world, but something was always off. He wouldn't settle on any photo, always finding something off with his appearance.  Was one ear always slightly higher than the other? Did his nose always look like that? Were others embarrassed to be around him?  Finally he was able to find just the right angle and lighting after making himself late for the day's activities. Rushing through his dorm, he felt himself grateful it was a weekend and this wouldn't make him late for class.

 He could feel their eyes though. He could feel their stares as he arrived late for breakfast. He could feel their judgement as he sat down, their annoyance, their hatred.  He was dizzy and he felt like his uniform was filled with his own sweat, drowning him. Was his hair a mess? Has he done irreparable damage to his image within the dorm? Was the picture earlier that morning the problem? Did he mess it up somehow?  "Cater!" A hand waving in front of his face broke him out of his trance. He looked up to see his best friend looking at him. "Did you make sure to brush your teeth well?"  He laughed off Trey's antics and reassured him that his teeth were a-okay. He didn't mention how the rest of him was doing. He never did, he wouldn't.  His best friend knew something was wrong, but likewise didn't say anything. He had someone else to care about, Cater knew that. Still, he made sure to show a bright smile.  He made small talk with his fellow third years sitting around him, showing them his favorite Magicam posts from that morning, scrolling faster once he knew his was coming up. He didn't need any more judgement from the others.  Cater continued his day as normal. As normal as he could at least. It felt like the weight of the world was on his shoulders as he left hearts and replies on whatever his latest favorite celebrity was posting. Although there weren't any classes, he'd agreed to meet with the pop music club that afternoon.  He threw his snacks down on the table and plopped in his seat, waiting for Lilia and Kalim to show up. Cater allowed himself to slouch for the first time that day, letting out a deep sigh. He found himself staring at the ceiling, blinking away incoming tears. He couldn't cry here. What if someone saw? What if he was caught vulnerable around someone? Would everyone grow tired of him after that? Would they see beyond the image he had so carefully curated?  Cater straightened his posture when he heard movement by the classroom door. He quickly checked his face in the camera on his phone.  Good enough for now.  As his clubmates entered the room he greeted them happily, offering some baked goods from Heartslabyul. Kalim had brought some snacks his vice housewarden had made for them. Lilia had brought some of his own creation, which the others narrowly avoided by letting him eat all of them first.  Throughout the meeting they did what they usually did. That being nothing to do with playing music. They told anecdotes from the days they had been apart. Cater felt himself talking less than before, though. Paying more attention to his phone than the situation around him.  Soon he wasn't even paying attention to his phone and his breathing was becoming faster, which he also wasn't paying attention to. Unbeknownst to him, Lilia and Kalim had noticed and were looking at him with concern.  "Cater! Hi! What's going on?"  Shit.  "I'm fine, no need to worry about Cay-Cay. I gotta go, though. It was, uh, nice meeting with you! See you next week, yeah?" Cater stumbled over his words as he stumbled over his chair, rushing out of the room. The others stood up to follow him but stopped once they saw his expression.  He didn't want to be seen like this, that's why he darted out so quickly. His hands were stuffed in his pockets, balled into fists. He slipped up. The façade was over.  He passed Trey in the Heartslabyul hallways, who noticed the small tears in Cater's eyes. Once again, the vice housewarden said nothing.  He was glad he was able to have his own room as a third year, as solitude was something he needed right now. He'd tried his best to keep it together, to keep up his perfect act. He'd failed.  He was a failure.  Cater screamed into his pillow and finally let go the waterfall of tears he'd been holding back for weeks.

a/n: i, um, yeah there's a lot of emotions i put into this and definitely a lot of words i’ve said to myself oof. i hope you liked it! m.list & rules

© rosehxnt

[myloveismineallmine]

i was originally gonna make a super long post about some of the things i noticed that point to sydcarmy in season 1, but that was getting too long so i'm gonna break down a single scene in one post:

so season 1 is kind of scant in sydcarmy in comparision to season 2, but one scene that did catch my attention upon rewatch is this one where syd and carmy are making a seafood boil together.

The scene is very quiet, calm, not chaotic like we're used to in The Bear. Syd and Carm are alone in the kitchen, already making this a bit more personal and intimate. Syd is telling him about Sheridan, how it fucked her over financially. One thing I wanna point at is the song playing in the background, Impossible Germany by Wilco

"The fundamental problem We all need to face This is important But I know you're not listening Oh, I know you're not listening

If this was still new to me I wouldn't understand Impossible Germany Unlikely Japan But this is what love is for To be out of place Gorgeous and alone Face to face

With no larger problems That need to be erased Nothing more important than to know Someone's listening Now I know You'll be listening"

So the lyrics are very literal to the scene, it explicitly mentions listening to someone's problems. The first verse plays when Syd is going on about her failed catering business. The lines "But I know you're not listening/ Oh, I know you're not listening" are heard on a long shot of Sydney, but we cut to Carm and see that he has his head turned slightly, paying attention. This placement makes me wonder if Sydney is thinking he's not listening, but we as a viewer can see that that isn't true. Carmy also says "Heard, chef," further reinforcing this point.

When Carm enters the frame with Syd, the line "This is what love is for" plays. Not only that, it plays specifically when they both hold onto the same strainer, and the music actually grows in volume right at this point. It's very clear they want the audience to hear this lyric in particular.

Carmy exits the scene after the line "Face to face." The camera holds on Sydney for the line "With no larger problems." Then it cuts to a shot of Marcus for the line "That needs to be erased" and continues with shots of Marcus through the end of the song.

This placement is interesting. It almost seems to be implying that Marcus is a problem that needs to be erased for Sydney by juxtaposing them with the lines "With no larger problems" and "That need to be erased." With the inclusion of a one-sided (?) romance between them in the second season, I feel like that's exactly what this line is foreshadowing.

The inclusion of "Someone's listening" might make you think that it's actually Marcus that will listen to Sydney, however, it's important to note that the scene shows Marcus specifically cutting green tape with a knife-- you know, the thing Carmen tells him to do earlier on. So the person Marcus is listening to is actually Carmen, not Syd. Which can also alternatively mean that the "problem" is literally the uneven edges on the green tape.

The singer's meaning here can perhaps apply to The Beef- Carmen and Sydney have been through the ringer and running their own successful restaurant may seem too good to be true. But seeing as Carmen and Sydney are both very ambitious and confident in their cooking ability, it makes me wonder if this could be about their romance too. I think they have both resigned themselves to the fate of never having a life outside of work, which includes not having time for love. They didn't think it was ever going to happen, and they are suddenly catching feelings out of no where.

This song is not diegetic, so the excuse of "it's just a song that happens to be playing in the kitchen" does not apply here, though, even if it was, the production team still put it in completely intentionally.

idk. much to think about here.

[momotonescreaming]

Your posts and fics about Steve not being a pushover are some of my favorite in this fandom! I was wondering if you had any thoughts or headcanons about how Steve would deal with other members of the older party, instead of the younger party? This is more so in fanon than canon, but people mocking his intelligence or being surprised he's not a douche? Thanks!

Oh!! Thank you so much!!! That really means a lot! I'm always a little nervous when I make another post about Steve's boundaries and how fanon sometimes treats him, so it's a relief to hear people like them haha. 

You raise an interesting question! And one I will admit I haven't thought about too much, actually. Most of my posts have been about Steve and Dustin, as that's what I've been thinking about lately, but you're so right that the older teens do it too. LOTS to think about. So fair disclaimer that I'm thinking and writing by the seat of my pants here. 

I do just want to start off by saying that fanon is fun! Taking canon apart and disecting it, taking out its parts and figuring out how it works is fun! Diving deep and analysing and comparing what the writers intended vs what they ended up portraying vs what the fans thought. Media analysis baby! But fanon (like canon), can't cater to everyone. I'm just a Steve girlie with a lot of feelings. Not to say canon's exempt, of course. These ideas had to have come from somewhere. And I swear that each season gets a little bit worse at turning Steve into a verbal punching bag. A joke. He was supposed to be Nancy's jerk boyfriend who died, but everyone loved Joe Keery so much they kept him alive. And now they thank him by boiling his character down to a dumb jock who was an asshole. It's tiring. 

I remember ages ago there was a post (that I cannot find for the life of me) that pointed out that in season 1 Steve says the word connoisseurs (in the scene with the camera smashing) but if they made him say that in season 4 they would have made Dustin make a comment how he didn't know Steve knew a word with that many syllables or something.

All this insulting Steve, all the canon jokes and fanon characterisation shitting on his interests and his personality and the fact that he decided to be a better person 3 years ago by the time S4 rolls around? Just feels like an excuse to shit on the jock. Revenge of the nerds. But it just makes the nerds look like bullies. Like the Duffers got bullied by jocks when they were kids and now they're making it everyone else's problem.

But to the actual point of this ask! The older party! Below the cut because this got long.

First up is Eddie! With canon Eddie a part of me doesn't think he would make fun of Steve's intelligence or call him a douche post season 4. A big part of Eddie's journey was him getting his whole world turned upside down (pun not intended). With the whole monsters thing, but also with his worldview! He thought he was confident and tough, but realised that he panicked when things got real (which I mean, fair, but that's not what we're talking about). And that he was making assumptions about people based on his own unfair biases! He canonically admits to Steve that he couldn't accept the fact that Steve is a Good Dude and the only reasons he thought he was a douche was that he has rich parents, was popular, and chicks love him. Nothing based on Steve's actions. Him turning around after all that to comment about Steve's intelligence, or bringing up his non existent assholery again just feels like a huge backslide. Doing both their characters a real disservice.

But you mentioned fanon more than canon, and there are absolutely fanon Eddie's out there who would insult Steve like that. And I gotta be honest - I don't think that Steve would take that lying down. Steve absolutely has an angry knee jerk reaction to things during this show. Back in S1, but also in S4 - when he says to Dustin that he was going to punch him so hard his teeth would fall back out. If Eddie, the new dude, decided he was going to be a jerk and insult Steve's intelligence? Steve would absolutely retort that it was fucking rich coming from the guy who failed senior year twice. Which is harsh, but I'd be angry too if I saved this guy's life and he turns around and calls me stupid for it. He'd call Eddie a hypocrite.

One thing I like about Steddie (both platonically, and romantically) is how they're on equal footing. The get along. They respect each other. Stop making Eddie a jerk to Steve for no good reason.

Eddie bringing up he thought Steve was a douche feels better than the other instances because he admits he was wrong!! Willingly! To Steve's face! But any times after? Steve would drop Eddie like a hot potato. He's not going to hang around with someone who's a dick to him for no reason. The fact that they went through the Upside Down together isn't going to make him suffer through it. Like, there's no way Steve hung out with Nancy and Jon after the breakup. No Upside Down monsters could make that less awkward.

Speaking of other instances - Robin. Stobin, my beloved. Sometimes I wonder if people actually like Steve, or if they just put up with him because him and Robin are a special deal. My thoughts on her are a little more all over the place, so bare with.

Is she a jerk to him in Season 3? Yes. But she's also a lonely, angry, teen, holding a grudge against him for no good reason. The only 2 things she says she hated him for were - he ate bagels messily in class, and that he didn't pay attention to the girl she had a crush on. Once again, nothing substantial.

But then they get tortured together, they become best friends. They get a job together again and he drives her to school. Robin canonically is the one to bring up what if they could combine into one person. She cares about Steve! She loves him so much she wants to merge with him!! And yet so much fanon has her acting like Steve is a bad rash she can't get rid of. Insulting him at every chance she gets. I get that friendships have gentle ribbing, teasing and jokes, because you know them and you know where their line in the sand is. But a lot of fanon feels like Robin rubbing salt into the wound. Taking it too far.

How many times does Steve have to apologise for being an asshole when he really wasn't that bad in the first place?

Steve reinforcing his boundaries with aggressive fanon Robin would be more chill than Eddie, I think. More like a conversation. Like, hey, you're my best friend and what you're saying is actually really hurting me? Could you please stop because it really doesn't feel like you want to be my friend since you won't stop insulting my intelligence? Robin isn't just an angry teen on her own anymore, she has a friend and the things she says has an effect. I can see him being more conservative with it than him telling Tommy & Carol that they're assholes. If he loses Robin, he goes back to his only friend being Dustin. But he'd still bring it up. He wouldn't just roll over and take it.

If she didn't listen when he talked to her like an adult? That's when he'd call her out like he did Tommy and Carol. If he can call out his best friends before, he'd do it again. It'd suck, but he needs to put himself first.

Nancy and Jon I'm still thinking about.

Jon doesn't like Steve, doesn't respect him, and canonically says mean things about Steve still, after Steve's done so much to atone, to save and help everyone. That mean joke he makes at the end of S4 about Steve being in charge? Oof.

A part of me can see Steve being like 'who cares what that guy thinks, I know myself'. But I'm afraid I just don't have a lot more on Jon. He's just not a character I'm a big fan of so I'm not as confident with his characterisation.

Nancy however? Nancy would hurt. Steve loved her, cared for her, she was there when he was trying to be better, when he was atoning. (I know that Steve says that Nancy was the bump on the head he needed, but he's wrong. He did it himself. But that's besides the point.). He went with her to the Hollands, he saved her little brother's life, him and all the party. With Billy and then in the tunnels. He opened up to her, she helped him with his college essays. She broke his heart and for her to turn around and comment on his intelligence? to call him a douche? would fucking hurt. Not at the same level as the S2 drunk bathroom bullshit convo, but it would hurt.

A part of me can see Steve doing the whole - pinch the bridge of your nose to hold back the tears and leave - thing like in S2 after the party. But a part of me could see Steve having had the time away from her to say something. But IDK. I'm not too sure on this. If she wasn't going to be mature about their breakup, about the things he told her, wasn't going to respect him and not insult him after all the things she's done? I'd say leave her behind, but I don't know if Steve would. He has a big heart. It might just be easier to take the bittersweet option and quietly let her go. Don't interact.

ANYWAY. OOF. Sorry this got so long, I was thinking and then my brain kind of ran away with me. Hopefully this was the sort of thing you were thinking? It was a fun thought experiment either way!!

[gascon-en-exil]

Sorry if I sound rude Saying this but a woman wearing a short skirt and a cleavage isn't sexualized and acting as if thighs belly button and chest are sexual when they are just body part is the main problem of women not being able to dress how they want and to have t hide some body parts to not excite the male gaze. I agree that FEH is indeed using fanservice but saying that a woman wearing outfits exposing those body part is itself fanservice is wrong beyond limit, especially regarding the Edelgard design since it's very modest and anatomically wrong

Say it with me now:

Fictional characters are not people. They are tools.

What these units wear says nothing about what women should wear, but it does say quite a bit about FEH's artists and their target demographic. If you'd actually paid attention to that post, I was advocating for hornier male character art because that would allow FE's tastelessness to at least feel consistent.

Also, Zettai Ryouiki is the trope I was thinking of - sexualizing the gap of bare skin between a short skirt and stockings. I'm not going to pretend to understand why that's a thing - maybe it's sort of like the joke that Victorian Anglos got horny for exposed ankles? - but it apparently is, and winter Edelgard's got plenty of it.

I realize that part of Edelgard's sexual/romantic appeal is, ironically, that she's "modest" and unavailable to anyone but you the player(-as-Byleth), because straight men have that whole Madonna/whore complex thing going on where women or female characters who are perceived as too sexual or too experienced are somehow threatening or, worse, "used." There's also a TV Trope for that. Given my own experiences and the total absence of that sentiment in gay male culture, it's little wonder that some of my favorite modern FE female characters are Camilla and Manuela - because they've got obviously sexualized designs but are also written to be aware of their own appeal and how they make use of it.

However, you've really got to let go of that "My Girl Is Not a Slut" thing with Edelgard, because IS has no such reservations. Never mind the thigh gap winter alt, we've got

boob armor where previously there was none, for the alt players actually voted for,

a much softer and more human take on the Hegemon,

lying supine in a nightdress, and more exposed thigh courtesy of Cipher,

more exposed skin and basically a camel toe; I also know that Reddit threw a fit over this one in particular, because she's not muscular and/or scarred from the Agarthan experiments,

and an upskirt shot from Azure Gleam that lasts for two whole seconds, in the middle of a scenario where Edelgard is made to take orders from two older men and then reduced to a babbling child.

In the midst of any outrage over my pointing out more examples of IS treating Edelgard like a sex object, I'd like you to turn that feeling around and ask instead: Why does the camera never lovingly linger up a male character's clothes? Why are possessed male characters (ex. Conquest Takumi) never treated like helpless children? Why are there no Cipher cards of any male characters lounging around in nightwear giving the viewer bedroom eyes? When male characters become monsters (ex. Lyon with Fomortiis), why do their FEH versions look the same or even more monstrous?

Oh, wait. Is it because of this? I assume you also sent this.

Funny how when male characters are actually objectified in the same way, then and only then does it become stupid.

People get horny over Edelgard, and IS knows it. People also get horny over naked and mostly-naked men in ways that do not necessarily cater to straight male comfort, although fortunately for you I imagine IS doesn't seem to know or care about that. Take your wins where you can get them, and let the rest of us have our fun.

[go1denoracle]

Twistober Day 2: White Rabbit Fest!

Here's some fluffy Ace suffering! Inspired by @jetaimeazar's Ace comic of him getting abandoned.

Fair warning, though, yuusonas are included, but they aren't two important to the plot even though they are named in the story. Also, I play the En version, so if I make a mistake with the event continuity, oops! (I did watch the beginning of the event to see if there was any explanation for Ace not being present, but I didn't want to spoil the event for me later.)

Ace couldn't believe his eyes as he looked at Deuce's magicam.

Deuce invited Azalyn before him. He invited Grim before him. He invited Epel before him. He invited Orthro before him. He invited SILVER BEFORE HIM!

Since when was Sliver closer to Deuce before him?! Ace barely even recognized his upperclassmen from the photos and had to go to Cater to identify the vaguely familiar student. Cater didn't even know Silver by name and just called him "the handsome face in Lilia's dorm." Cater ended up messenging Lilia with the picture of Silver in the background, who responded quickly with the boy's name.

(Lilia seemed oddly interested in the fact that Cater found Silver "handsome," but when Cater replied, "I was only stating the obvious," Lilia appeared even more intrigued.

Ace sneakly dipped before he was stuck in the conversation for too long, though.)

Ace knew he made fun of Deuce often, but he didn't think Deuce would leave out of something like this. Ace lived in the same town as him, too! There were some people he would have liked to visit, Deuce. What did he do to get Deuce to hate him?

Ace couldn't even go to Fang to sulk because Fang immediately abandoned him for Ruggie! When Ace went to Ramshackle to look for Fang, there were only the ghosts who informed him that Fang went to Savanaclaw first thing that morning. He tried calling her but only got a text back saying to solve his relationship problems on his own.

Ace was wallowing in his boredom as he stewed over the fact that Deuce hated him. Why would he invite Epel over him otherwise? Epel was as scrawny as a twig and not nearly as funny as Ace was! Although, maybe he was being overly harsh on Epel...

Ace had known Deuce for at least twice as long as Deuce knew Epel, Ortho, and Sliver. What about them was better than him? He looked at the picture of Deuce with his arm wrapped Epel as they smiled for the camera. Since when we're they that close? Was he really that mean to Deuce? Was he really that distant that he didn't even notice when his best friends hated him? Was he really that replaceable?

Ace threw his phone across the room, which made his other roommates look at him if he was crazy. The phone landed on Duece's bed, and Ace begrudgingly got up to get his phone. He hated how the dorm room felt empty without Duece. Before Ace had the other first years to keep him company, but Epel, Azalyn, Grim, and Ortho went with Deuce, Fang would always choose Ruggie over him, Jack would either force Ace to workout with him or choose to hang out with Ruggie and Fang, and Sebek would never abandon Malleus if it was only Ace.

You know what, It's fine! He didn't need any of them! He would fill his time by himself, Ace thought as he went to the gym to practice shooting some hoops.

Cater and Trey looked at him, worried as he left the dorm.

...

Ace had a lovely weekend by himself by the time Duece and the rest of his group came home, he forgot that they were even gone. That's a lie, he missed them every second they were gone.

Ace avoided talking to the rest of the first years during classes. He noticed them look at him worried, but he ignored them. If they were too scared to talk to him, then he wouldn't talk to them!

By second period, Fang handed him a doodle with a worried chibi, asking him if he was on his man period. In between classes, Jack shot him a text saying that if he needed to talk, he could always listen. (Not that he was worried or anything!) Sebek declared that Ace was acting odd and demanded an explanation.

Okay, so maybe SOME of his friends cared. That was more than he could say for rest of the-

Ace looked at the intricate heart-shaped pocket watch in Duece's hands. He didn't want to admit it, but it was expertly made and honestly beautiful, although he'd die before saying that to Duece's face.

"It's because of your card suit!" Deuce clarified at Ace's embarrassed expression.

Ace quickly shot back, "I knew that! I'm not you."

"Well, good then!" Deuce stammered back.

The moment quickly ended when Azalyn, Fang, and Epel reminded them that lunch was almost ending. Azalyn happily handed Ace a pack of bunny decorated playing cards, stating that she found it behind some rose-bunny plushies for Malleus and knew it was perfect for him. Ortho slided him a bunny phone before hovering over to Idia’s iPad to excitedly tell him all the details of their trip. Even Silver quickly greeted them before going back to diligently guard Malleus.

Epel looked at Ace with a look that he couldn't distinguish before handing him a bunny keychain with a white poppy.

His friends didn't forget him.

[maybemclaren]

PIT TO PODIUM F1 FANFIC

CHAPTER 1 on aoc

diversity win! the inaccurate self indulgent cringey f1 oc y/n mf is a trans man

i don’t see enough of these catering to fanboys so lessgoooo

“P10! What happened out there, Levi Murray?”

I joinin with the interviewer's laugh. His eye’s crinkle, like we’re mates catching up over a beer. I’m not fooled though, he’s digging for answers. They all are.

“Aw man. It was a tough race.” I wipe my sweaty brow. I’m gross and still a little out of breath, not camera ready at all, but I play it up by unzipping my suit around my waist. The cameraman zooms in on my torso. I feel exposed. I shake it out.

“But, you know, I did my best out there, and that’s all anyone can do.”

“What about the car, man? I mean, it has its faults, but I could see you really struggling with the steering.”

I pretend that I’m talking to my dad about the last AFL match, but it doesn’t help. He doesn’t look at me like I’m a commodity to be drained.

“Ah, well. I know the team is already onto it, and we’ll get this sorted before the next race. What happened today wasn’t anyone’s fault, but it's our responsibility to fix it.” A classic PR line. The interviewer knows this game.

“Are you sure it was nobody's fault? Steering wheels don’t just crash out like that out of nowhere. Do you suspect foul play?”

This middle aged white man won’t let up. The press are fucking vultures. I just want to go home.

“As a driver, and a mechanic, I can tell you that these things do just happen sometimes. It'll be investigated by the team, but like I said, I don’t believe it was anyone's fault.”

I turn to the camera.

“I’d like to thank our strategists and engineers for their amazing problem solving at the moment, and for making it a great race. We still have a lot to be proud of. I have full faith in the team, the car, and myself. We’re still on track for the podium next month, nothing can stop us.”

The man smiles, extending his hand like it’s a peace offering. He's got his sound bite, he can go now. It’s business, an exchange.

“Thank you Levi, have a good night.”

I pass off the microphone and place my free hand upon our handshake for good measure. “You too mate, cheers.”

He wishes me luck and claps me on the shoulder as I depart. The camera keeps rolling as he launches into a monologue summarising the race. Must’ve been live. I make a mental note to imagine that I’m talking to someone I actually want to during interviews.

I head straight to the garage. I’m being watched the whole time, either by film camera, phones or drones. I keep my head high. If I let anyone know that I’m disappointed then they’ll pounce. Vulnerability is weakness in the paddock. There’s too much media, and competition.

No matter how much I want to cry under a hot shower and go straight to bed, I have a post race ritual. After I’ve finished with the public and the press I visit the garage and thank the pit crew, mechanics, engineers and strategists. If I see the rest of the team, or anyone in orange to be honest, I wave and say hi. Sometimes I’ll find some other drivers who are also in the same post-race-pre-debrief limbo, but today I headed upstairs right away to clean up for the debrief.

I grimace at myself in the mirror. “Post race glow” is bullshit. Whoever came up with that has clearly never met a racecar driver. We smell like hot garbage after stewing for hours.

I peel off my clothes, putting them in the bin specifically labelled. I wonder how much they’re worth now.

I get in the shower, refusing to look down. I don’t know what it is, maybe insecurity because I’m shorter and leaner than the other drivers on the grid. Maybe the way that camera man pounced at the opportunity to film my body. It hits me that he owns that footage now, he can do whatever he likes with it. My body was never mine, it’s always the property of some middle aged creep who’s going to drain it for money and attention. I make quick work of getting dressed.

A/N: IN THIRD PERSON NOW DONT ASK

The debrief meeting is painful. Having to rewatch your mistakes in slow motion from a million different angles is humiliating. So is hearing everybody’s opinion on it. Feedback is great, but not when you’re in the middle of fucking spiralling. He tells them what he thinks happened to the wheel and what should be done, but no one listens because he's not a mechanical engineer anymore.

“Fine, don’t listen to me, but it’s my life on the line if it comes off again, not yours.”

He’s called dramatic and told he is free to go. He gets driven to the hotel because no one lets him drive when it doesn’t benefit them.

His PR agent, Claire, calls him to discuss his image. He wouldn’t call Claire his PR agent, she’s a good friend of his, since they’re similar in age and get along.

He trusts her to tell him the truth about how he’s perceived. As he expected, his ‘post race glow’ is a hot topic in fan circles. The interview with the vulture man was well received, people are commenting on how charismatic and attractive Levi is etc etc.

There’s a picture of him on twitter in the garage chatting with his friends in the pit crew. The user praised how “down to earth he is” for talking to the crew, “not letting the fame get to his head”. He hasn’t changed. Everything else around him has. He almost forgets Claire is yapping in his ear about his team with Oscar, two true blue Aussie blokes showing the world the mateship of Australia and such.

“It’s shit that your whole brand is being decent human beings, but hey, it’s easy to work with.”

“Yeah. I’m not used to all this attention.”

“How’re you feeling about the race?”

“Let me talk my shit for a second. The wheel just came off in my hands and I lost control. I had to put it back on my fucking self while driving. What if I wasn’t a mechanic, huh? I’d DNF.”

He’s not allowed to swear for press purposes. He’s especially not allowed to call anyone a cunt, even in a friendly “mate” way. It doesn’t mean the same thing outside of Australia, apparently. He learnt that after he was almost cancelled on twitter in the summer. His friend Sophie copped it after she cut him off in a mario kart twitch stream. He recovered his image when he posted a funny skit on instagram with Sophie making fun of the word and tweeted an apology with a condemnation of sexism in the motorsport industry. He hates the internet. Jesus Christ.

Case in point, when he’s pissed off and free to, he’ll swear as much as he fucking wants. Fuck those cunts.

“That’s so messed up.”

“They’re not utilising the fact that I’m an experienced mechanical engineer. I’m not a driver bought with daddy’s money. I know the car, better than those fucks sitting on their asses.”

“I’ll let them know.” She interrupts his protests before he can start. “That they should thank you for your service. You worked hard, Lee. I know it's a big adjustment, but you’re doing great. We’ll take care of it.”

“Hehe, wheel .”

“Go to sleep. I’ll see you at the next meeting, okay?”

“G’night.’

“Sleep well.”

He wakes up to a McLaren email from the big communications boss congratulating him on how he handled his first real issue on the track, thanking him for his patience as the team adjusts to the new season, and how they’re lucky to have him represent McLaren.

He smiles, and forwards it to Claire with “thanks :)”.

He answers his emails while eating breakfast. Takes a couple phone calls and responds to texts, mostly from family and friends back home who watched him on TV.

He reads through the grid’s private group chat, the one everyone wants to know about. It’s really not that interesting, they only really talk about the races. It’s the smaller ones where the fun really begins.

🧡🦁

Osc: R u OK?

ChevyLevee: Yea. I didn’t DNF just slowed down while i stuck that shit back in 👍

Lanwin: Badass 😎 🤟

Osc: Levi you coming to Monaco?

ChevyLevee: Yeah, I’m finding an apartment this week

Lanwin: Papaya Papis clubbing? 👀

Osc: Jimmy’z? Meet at Landos at 8

Lanwin: sick 😆

ChevyLevee: See you there : )

[cursedzucchini]

Like Bruce Wayne but stronger - chapter 1

So this is something really fucking dumb.

This is basically Bruce Wayne x oc, but the oc is basically Bruce Wayne but w more kids, more emotionally mature and with own set of problems. It's also pure crack, so..

Uh this is the first chapter i wrote and i made a poll if i should post this here, since i know I've been posting only dp x DC, but tbh it was dumb decision. Like the poll is right, this is my own account.

In this one, I'm going with duke being the last to be adopted, since I'm not familiar with Harper or other potential b's kids. Also the timeline is Jason is kinda ok w his fam rn, it's just sorta awkward, and everything is pretty ok.

Alright enjoy!!

Maybe Bruce would’ve enjoyed events like these more if he didn’t take his kids along.

Yes, he wouldn’t be thrilled to attend, but maybe it would still be more tolerable than a fight with Bane for example. Rich talentless assholes giving other rich talentless assholes awards for doing nothing, would never be on the top of his list of likes, but still better than getting the shit beaten out of him.

With his kids there though? He’d rather have emotionally open conversation than this hell.

“Hey, hey B, I think you might win this award!” Stephanie (and she wasn’t even his kid (legally. Emotionally though? That was a different story), and who even invited her?) whispered gleefully. Duke choked down his laughter, just as the rest of the gaggle unapologetically started laughing. Bruce could see the other guests glancing at them, disgust and curiosity mixing in their faces. He really wished he could take back his decision to extend the invitations to his whole family.

The moderator, with no knowledge of this torture going on, continued with his speech “…and even if none of the winners won’t be able to pick up their price, we will donate the money to charity. So please give a big round of applause for the Gotham's most unstable” he paused, to give the moment more suspense, and damn it, why did they have to change the categories this year? “Red Robin!”

Bruce really hated, that for a moment, he really thought it might be him. Jason (and wasn’t it surprise that even he turned up) was already teasing Tim, as the rest tried to quiet their laughter as to not catch even more attention than they already did. It didn’t help the host continued with several stories which only confirmed the audiences vote.

This year the Gotham’s Best decided to change some categories. That seemed like a great idea, especially when most of the categories were poking fun at the guests, right until his kids started pointing out how most of the categories about… unstable people would probably be won by Bruce if the truth about him was known.

It didn’t help the moderator was making it very easy to make fun of the guests. It was obvious he was there for the people watching from their homes and not to cater the rich how amazing they are.

At first Bruce wasn’t even complaining, his kids were happy, they were having good time… but after three hours of relentless bullying, he had enough.

“And now, for the last category of the evening!” the host’s words gave him the hope he almost lost. Maybe he could survive this with only few more insults and then finally go somewhere, where his children won’t reach him “And this one is going to be surprise even for me folks!” the moderator winked at the camera.

A woman in beautiful red dress walked across the podium to give the host an envelope. That unfortunately gave his children time to chat “You think it’s gonna be the biggest emo?”

“Nah I bet it’s gonna be the best rated goon in Gotham. I hope Bill’s gonna get that one”

“It’s gonna be who adopted the most children”

“Oh my god, what if it was—”

The host answered Bruce’s prayers and continued talking, his eyes glued to the envelope “Well, well, well, we are having a truly special category” he looked back at his audience, a special gleam in his eyes, reminding the billionaire way too much of his children’s “I know all of you are very tired, so without further ado; the last category of this year is-”

“Gotham’s Best Adopter with the highest count of adopted children!”

Bruce took it all back, he wanted to die.

The whole room turned towards him and his gaggle, and he couldn’t help but wish he didn’t take all of his children. There weren’t any of the usual categories he won, and Gotham’s Best wasn’t Gotham’s Best without at least one award being won by him. He should’ve expected this.

Fuck.

His children obviously took this better than him, given their laughter and choked out ‘Tim how did you know-’. Bruce wished he could share their joy.

“Now, I understand we all have one particular person in mind who could win this one, but let’s not be too hasty in our judgement” the host continued, ignoring how most of the attention stayed on the Waynes “But more about this category! There were several conditions that had to be fulfilled in order to qualify” The moderator unknowingly gave Bruce hope. Maybe he was disqualified somehow…?

“First none of the children had to die by fault of the parent” the giggles quieted a little, only Jason kept laughing, even if little forcefully. He quickly signed ‘B still qualifies, didn’t die because of him’ and oh. He didn’t blame him for his death (even if it was his fault. He should have never make Jay the Robin. He should had-)

“Second of all, their criminal record can’t have a murder nor any other heavy crime in the time of taking care of the children” the host continued “and lastly all the children still have to be in contact with the parent!” his smile had become a little manic at this point, and Bruce was starting to worry about a potential rogue. He definitely had the love for drama (but so did he and his family, so maybe he was going to end up vigilante).

The moderator started eagerly opening the envelope “And I am sure all of us cant wait for the big reveal, and I do not plan on making you wait any longer” he took out a folded paper “Gotham’s Best Serial Adopter is…” his eyes hungrily took in the contents of the paper…

“The fuck is this bullshit?” the moderator was frowning. Bruce quickly shook of the surprise of someone swearing on live television and tried finding out what was wrong. The producers were waving at the host to continue talking, but he ignored them, instead turning the paper in his hands. When he didn’t find anything he looked at them, haughty frown on his face.

“I mean yeah sure, Brucie Wayne adopted few kids, but I know someone who adopted so many more”

What.

The crushing despair at him actually being the one who supposedly won, was quickly replaced by elation (maybe he didn’t win after all), which in turn was replaced by umbrage. Which he promptly locked inside his Box of Emotions we Do Not Touch. He was not feeling offended by someone insinuating someone adopted more children than he had. That would be absurd, childish and weird.

The producers, in a moment of Bruce’s weakness, managed to get on the stage and were now arguing. The hall started filling with whispers, which unfortunetly gave his children a chance to start talking “Y’all think this is B’s soulmate?” Dick asked innocently, which made the rest of the group start giggling uncontrollably.

Bruce tried to ignore them, but when Damian turned to him with a serious expression and asked him to not ‘unite with the other’ because he ‘did not need any more idiotic siblings’, he gave up and put his head in his hands. If this was any other situation he would laugh along with them, because Damian making jokes was so rare, but. But.

His moment of despair was interrupted by the host finally addressing the disbelieving crowd “It seems that the management forgot not only rich folks exist and didn’t check if there wasn’t anyone with more children. That being said, sorry Brucie, no award for you this year! Instead I will reveal the true winner in about a half hour, when the program will continue” he bowed and walked out of the stage, already taking out his phone and making a call.

Bruce almost didn’t remember to make a dumb happy go lucky smile and shrugging as if saying ‘well what can you do’ for the cameras, so lost in his own thoughts. The producers surprisingly approved of this change, which means the other ‘serial adopter’ had to have at least two more children than himself. Given there are some rumors about him adopting Stephanie and Damian not being his blood son and actually just being adopted, you could add another two, which means… they have to have at least nine children. He had not heard about anyone of the other guests adopting any children, meaning it has to be someone probably from middle or low class. Taking into account they had adopted at least nine children and given the average Gothamite living in the middle class makes enough money to take care of two children maximum without any very shady business.

But considering the moderator said they will be here in half an hour, they can’t live or work that far from here. The problem is, the place is surrounded by low class establishment and surprisingly close to Crime Alley. And while it is possible they don’t work or live close to this hall, it is highly unlikely. Though one of the rules was no heavy crime committed while children were under the care of the parent, thus, if we go with the theory of the parent being low class, making the amount of children they take care of at once, without being in any major criminal operation, one. Considering this, it is possible the person, who won the award, is very old, and having more time than Bruce to adopt children, making their victory only logi-

“Yo B are you seriously making theories on how did someone adopted more kids than you?” Jason started laughing when he saw his expression “My god, you actually are- why did no one told me these events were this hilarious?” Bruce couldn’t help the smile making his way on his face. He really wanted to continue being disgruntled, but Jay talked to him. Maybe this event wasn’t such a pain in the ass.

“He probably came to the conclusion the winner is a grandpa” no, wait, it still was. The boisterous laugher of the children reminded him of that. He grunted, already turning towards the podium, before realizing something.

Slowly turning towards his middle child, Bruce could see his other children also noticed the inconsistency. Good. “’Grandpa’?” he asked, already categorizing Tim’s panicked expression quickly forming into something more neutral, yet still nervous.

Tim coughed into his hand “I might have an idea on who it is, that’s all” he was trying his best not to make eye contact with any of them, failing on appearing unaffected by his family’s unnerving staring “Listen it’s just a guess, I’m probably wrong anyway” he tried waving them off unsuccessfully.

And just as Bruce was about to ask another question, the host returned “Thank you all so much for waiting! Now that everything is in order, let’s finish this!” his eyes were positively glowing, and damn, Bruce was going to have to check if he wasn’t a meta later “Now the Gotham’s Best serial adopter is…” the billionaire couldn’t help but lean closer, as if that would speed up the moderator “Poppy Meadows!”

A man was pushed onto the stage. He slowly made his way towards the host, who was grinning and clapping. He was also the only one, before Bruce and his children joined. That jolted the other guests into actions as they too clapped, although not very loudly. To be honest he couldn’t blame them this time. He also, illogically, expected someone he knew and not… a normal middle aged man (and didn’t that disprove half of his theories. He could be around Bruce’s age, maybe even younger).

(Bruce ignored his children’s comments about how ‘he looks like Bruce’s tired dad look personified omg’ and ‘yo he’s around b’s age, should we really be worried they join forces and become the ultimate dad??’)

The camera’s showed every hole in the well-worn gray sweater, every misplaced hair obviously hurriedly put into a half ponytail. Bruce was suspecting Meadows was sleeping, and was awoken just for this, which made him wonder why did he even showed up. His expression and body language clearly showed he didn’t want to be here, so why…

The host meanwhile vigorously shook his hand, ignoring the scowl on the man’s face “Congrats Pops, you deserve this” Bruce wasn’t sure if he misheard, but he was starting have some idea how this whole thing actually happened “Anyway, before you can receive you generous award, I’m going to have to ask you to make a speech” the moderator stressed, before giving the still scowling Poppy Meadows the microphone.

The man turned towards the audience, took one look, looked back at the host, back at the audience and sighed. It was a long sigh, one that Bruce could relate to on astronomical level. He only heard such a sound from extremely tired parents done dealing with their kids, and that coupled with the state of Meadows’ person, made him glad he was the one to win.

Before Bruce could continue in that train of thoughts the man started his speech “First of all” his voice was still hoarse from presumably sleeping, and the bilionare couldn’t help but think it had a surprisingly nice quality to it “I’d like to thank my kids, without which I wouldn’t be here. Literally, I mean” Meadows shrugged, nerves clearly showing in his body language “this is the, uhhh” he coughed, obviously trying to find a way how to not make this more awkward than it already was.

Suddenly (and Bruce could almost see the last fuck the man could give flying away), the man straightened his back and looked right into the camera in front of him “Second of all, Lilly, darling I swear to God, if you are watching this, I will find out, and there will be no dessert for the next week. It is, like, midnight, way past your bedtime” he spoke flatly, and Bruce recognized his tone as his own, when the children get too rowdy and there is nothing else to discuss, just… somehow more powerful.

Bruce could feel his kids stiffen when he started speaking, hell even he himself froze for a moment. If he wasn’t interested in meeting this man before, he definitely was now, if only to exchange parenting tips. And didn't that make him feel like an overworked mother seeing kindergarten teacher in action for the first time.

“The guys in the back also asked me to ask all of you to stop spamming their official accounts about the mistake, they know and they’re sorry” Meadows sounded marginally more bored now, before once again turning serious “Though that reminds me, Camilla mentioned new date for the Winter celebration, so please check the chat” or not? Bruce understood the man didn’t want to be here, but making plans on live television was… well, it was hilarious and his kids seemed to agree, as they were once again stifling laughter.

Meadows turned towards the moderator “What else am I supposed to mention?” the host answered with a grin and he rolled his eyes “Ugh, I am so glad for this opportunity, couldn’t be more honored, Bruce Wayne fist fight me in Denny’s parking lot for the title of The Dad, and Nathan, you’re uninvited on the next after tomorrow’s visit”

Bruce could only blink at that, because what the fuck is going on, before he was forced back to reality by the children’s laughter and the host arguing back? “Now wait a min Pop! Why not just uninvited me to tomorrow’s visit?” did that mean the moderator was one of Meadows’ adopted kids??? Well, it made sense, how he knew about him actually holding the record, but what are the chances of that happening? How many children did the man even adopt?

Nathan meanwhile widened his eyes in very effective puppy dog eyes, but Meadows seemed to be immune “Cuz you’re on cooking duty. And I’m planning on sleeping till 11 AM, and if there is a god, I will” he raised an eyebrow at his probably son.

The younger man could only gape “I mean fair, but also Pops” he whined and then laughed when the older man lightly punched his shoulder “Alright, alright. I guess this was enough of a speech” Nathan transformed into more professional persona (which seemingly disappeared after he saw Bruce’s name in the envelope) “Thank you so much for coming here on such a short notice Pop” he took out an envelope and pressed it into Meadows hands, before grinning impishly “Buy yourself a new sweater old man”

The older man snorted, before opening his arms for Nathan to hug him and- oh. Wasn’t that something Bruce was definitely jealous of. And it looked so natural too, almost as if he himself tried to hug his kids too, they’d let him. As if they wouldn’t be weirded out, asked him if he was okay, hug him but feel uncomfortable. He couldn’t help but hate Meadows a little. How was it so easy for him to hug his son?

“And that was everything for this year’s Gotham’s Best everyone! Thank you so much for watching and well, I guess I won’t see ya next year but one can hope” Nathan bowed, before putting a hand around the shorter man’s shoulder and walking of the stage.

Bruce couldn’t help but stare at the moment where Meadows and Nathan were, lost in his thoughts. That was of course interrupted by Dick patting his shoulder “Don’t worry B, we will love you even after you lose the fight in Denny’s parking lot”

“Actually I’m still deciding, depends on if he cooks better than you” Duke added, slapping lightly Jason’s shoulder after he commented that in that case he should already pack his bags, because no one cooks worse than B, but he did correct his statement “if he cooks better than Alfred”

Steph threw her arm around his shoulder “In that case you’re not deciding at all! No one cooks better than Alfred” she exclaimed dramatically. The group started laughing again, and Bruce couldn’t help but feel warm. He… he really loved them all so much.

“Ah, I’m not so sure about that. I tasted his cooking, and it’s really good” and what was with Tim and these statements. Once again everyone turned to look at the CEO. Tim, realizing he once again fucked up, tried to explain himself “Wait, wait, it’s not what you think- just as far as I know, two of Po- Mr. Meadows’ kids work at Wayne Enterprise and one of them was causing some problems, and one day and I called them to my office and-” he stopped himself to take a deep breath “basically they noticed I don’t eat that much, and Mr. Meadows found out somehow, and started making me lunches too?”

There was a moment of silence, everyone taking in the bomb Tim just dropped on them. It, of course, didn’t last long “Well, fuck old man, I guess you already lost Timmy” Jason let out disbelieving laugh and once again the gaggle descended into chaos.

Bruce knew it was a joke, and Meadows probably didn’t meant any harm. He did noticed Tim was looking healthier these past few weeks. And he also knew the other man wasn’t trying to steal his son away, or anything stupid like that.

…didn’t mean the billionaire couldn’t add a warning when he inevitably went to meet Poppy Meadows.

Poppy my beloved lmao. Anyway in this chapter we met/was mentioned (in age order) Camilla, Nathan, Elijah (forgot his name my bad), Kim and Lilith. Kim and Elijah were only mentioned tho. I love all of them and i would also die for them.

Today was shitty. Like fuck. And it's gonna be even worse if I'm not gonna post this cringe bc of my anxiety. Thank u all for voting on my previous poll. I'm also gonna log off, to destress a little

[goldenheartgirl1]

Ch.10-Clovers and Consultation TWST Mafia AU

“I’ll have their heads for such impudence!” Riddle shouted loudly as he looked over the news on his office computer, before abruptly standing from his chair and taking a dart from his jar of darts and throwing it directly in the center of his dart board across the room. Trey had opened the door as the soft thunk sounded from the board, the medallion yellow eyes gazed at the red and white feathered dart that was stuck in the cork material. 

“Riddle, is there a problem?” He questioned as he walked closer to the seething casino owner, who finally sat down after seeing his friend.

“You could say that, come take a look at this.” Riddle huffed as he pointed to the computer screen that was lit up with news on a scandal of one of their clients.

Trey adjusted his glasses before reading the news out loud to himself. “Jacob Rios was discovered to be handling the exporting and importing of Laurel berries and Lambent flowers, along with several other endangered plants and protected species. He claims not to have anything to do with this and blames the evidence was planted in his vehicle while visiting the Royal Rose Casino. I think I see the problem now.”

“I need to go give a brief statement and show some video proof, unfortunately I know who was the one to collect information from him.” Riddle grumbled as he flipped to the camera surveillance from the previous night that showed a familiar blonde man buying Mr. Rois drinks that night. “Rook Hunt, a loyal friend and second in command to Vil..Even if I show the tapes the judge won’t do anything.”

“Luckily though the judge would also never dare to shut us down. You handle the case and I’ll take care of Hunt.” Trey replied happily before adding. “Cater can take care of the Casino while we’re taking care of this.”

“I hope so, I do not care what you have to offer Trey, but try to at least come up with a way for Vil’s community to not besmirch our casino.” 

The young owner and second in command left the office, with Trey immediately seeking out Cater to give him an update on the situation before questioning the man. “Do you have Rook Hunt’s number? I know you are not that close to him but-”

“Sorry Trey-man, I don’t have any numbers in Vil’s group, you know how hush-hush they are.” Cater replied with a shrug and then started scrolling through his phone. “But, I know someone that might have his number or can get you close.”

“Oh? Who would that be?”

“Kalim, he’s friends with everyone, and considering he owns many banks I’m sure he would have his number. Want me to give him a call?”

“No, I think I’ll go see him myself, more than likely they’ll just say that they can’t “divulge” client information over call. It would be faster to drive down myself, but if you happen to see any of Vil’s companions do not hesitate to call me.”

“You got it big man!” Cater chuckled before walking down the stairs to the casino lounge.

Trey made quick time getting to his red sports car, while he was not much of a car guy he figured he should look the part of a casino owner's right hand man. Traveling from the Rose district to the Golden Sands district was not a grueling drive, Trey found himself always amazed by the culture involved in creating the district and the historical buildings that were preserved. After parking the pine green haired man made his way inside to the luxurious bank and immediately was spotted by Jamil, a man that was hard to get by no matter how busy the place was. Trey waited patiently until he got to the counter and greeted Jamil politely with a smile. “Hello Jamil, is Kalim here?”

“Why do you want to know that?” Jamil questioned, biting back any tones of suspicion or impatience. 

“Well I have a question for him and then I will be out of here, it’s in regards to a mutual friend of ours.”

“Kalim has no time for such things, he’s busy enough running this bank that he can’t afford any distractions-”

“Trey?! Is that you?” 

Both Jamil and Trey turned their heads to the office doors where Kalim was walking out of with his bright smile, Jamil was very annoyed but Trey only smiled in amusement and greeted back. “Hello Kalim, sorry that it has been a while.”

“No, that's alright! But I have not seen you in months, how are you?”

“I am well, we have been very busy at the casino and I have been training a lot of new staff, which is why I barely have time to visit.” 

“While you’re here we should catch up! Maybe I can get some snacks prepared and-”

“Actually,” Jamil cut Kalim off, narrowing his eyes a bit as he explained. “Trey has a question for you then will have to go.”

“Oh really? Such a shame..” Kalim frowned a little but perked right back up as he said. “Well then I will just have to make time to see the casino, does that sound good?”

Trey chuckled slightly and nodded, fixing his hat back into position. “That sounds perfect, Kalim, we will be happy to have you visit. What I am trying to find though is Rook Hunt’s phone number.”

“Rook Hunt?” Kalim’s ruby eyes widened a bit in surprise before taking Trey’s arm and leading him to his office, closing the door before commenting. “Trey, you know that he is part of a special group.”

“I know, but this is a business deal and emergency. Please, I need to speak with him.”

Kalim hummed softly to himself and stared at the floor with sudden interest and thought. “Whenever I need to talk to them or they need to talk to me it’s normally sent by letter for a meeting. But I was told that if I needed to get a hold of them quickly that I should meet an operative in the Islet Maze, which is in-”

“The Pyroxene district.” Trey finished with a sigh, if he was to be discovered working at the casino then he would have trouble with any wandering gang members in the territory. The Islet Maze was also a great tourist attraction of famous actors and historical leaders in the land of Nirvana Steel. “Very well, thank you for the information Kalim.”

The bank owner smiled a bit as he walked to his desk and handed Trey a small golden viper pin. “Here, this should help you through the territory as a messenger of the bank. Speaking of which! Can you deliver this to Rook if you see him?”

With the pin, Trey was surprised when Kalim handed him a bag that had a bizarre shape, almost a pentagon with the handles at the top and was wrapped in bubble wrap and red thread. “Uh, sure. I’ll see if I can deliver it.”

“Thanks a bunch Trey!”

The vice casino owner was not sure what to make of the odd gift, but brought it back to his car and put the gold pin on his jacket and drove to Pyroxene’s district. Much like Golden Sands district, the Pyroxene district was full of culture and beautiful buildings. Nirvana’s history could be found in the museums and famous landmarks as well, along with great theater performances and a grand park in the center of the district. Cars were harder to navigate through the crowded area so Trey had to park his vehicle and walk to the central park, Islet Maze was exactly as it sounded, with linings of beautiful flowers and an entire maze of stone figures and other remarkable plants that were constantly cared for. The park was not really a maze all things considered, the first half of it was just a walking path with the statues in plain view then the second half was the real maze with several entrances and exits so no one could really get lost. The hedges of the maze were neatly trimmed and some shaped around the historical figures, and occasionally rabbits and birds would build their homes in the hedges as well. Trey was thankful that none of The Gang members were around, they are easy to spot whereas the spies of Vil are not so easy to discover, but he would have to make this a quick visit.

As the pine color haired man stepped into the maze he wandered a bit before noticing a lone bench in the center of the maze, the bench had a small metal plaque with the words “In honor of the creator of Islet Maze, Erik Venue.” Trey took a seat and leaned back on the smooth wood, waiting patiently for a sign of Rook or one of his men. While he sat there, the birds provided plenty of peaceful background noise along with the exhilarating smells of wild flowers of all shapes and colors. Trey felt his shoulders drop in relief but before he could enjoy the peace longer a man came into view from Trey’s left, the person dressed in a casual but beautiful navy blue suit but wore sunglasses to cover his eyes. At this man’s presence, Trey calmly set the package on the bench and stood up, briefly saying. “I’m looking for Rook Hunt.”

“Well he’s not here.” The man sneered before stepping closer to Trey, having the gall to reach out and grab his arm. Trey simply took hold of the man’s wrist and noticed the fancy light shade lilac gloves, the only group to wear these types of gloves are under Vil’s employment. The henchman growled and attempted to punch Trey with his freehand, but when Trey moved it only let the man’s knuckles knock his glasses off. With quick succession, Trey launched his knee into the man’s stomach before driving his elbow into the spine of the man to drop him to the ground, with a small glare from the medallion eyes Trey picked his glasses up and turned his attention up to one of the walnut trees that loomed over the maze. 

From above there was an amused grin by the man Trey was looking for, Rook Hunt smiled down at Trey before commenting and clapping his hands, standing on the strong limb as if he weighed nothing at all. “Merveilleux! You certainly do not waste time asking questions. But that is to be expected from a casino man.”

“Rook Hunt I presume? Sorry for kicking down one of your men, but he is rather..nosy.” Trey replied back with a smile of his own.

“No need to apologize, my men are not as good of fighters as Vil would wish.” Rook replied and jumped down from the tree, smoothing out his clothes.

In most video’s they caught of Rook, he was always in a suit or wearing an altered violet kimono that reached to his knees, and he always wore a hat that covered his face in surveillance videos. Today his clothes seemed more casual with a black tracksuit and a black cap with camo white patches, paired with black gloves and black combat boots. Rook took no time to walk closer to Trey, and for some reason the man seemed to give off a pleasant yet cautious approach. “Now, what can I do for you? This is my day off and I would like to get back to my training.”

“I’ve come to talk to you about a situation that happened at the casino, a man by the name of Jacob Rios may have been framed by one of your men. He’s not our highest paying client, but losing a customer along with our name being slandered is a problem.”

“Rios..Rios..Ah! Bien sûr! Yes I remember that mission. Rest assured Rose Chevalier, that man was only framed by his own hubris. However, he was not our original target, the man Vil was hunting for did not arrive so we only could get rid of his henchmen. But we’re hoping to make a trap to meet the head of the organization.”

Trey brushed off the odd name that Rook called him, although was interested in the information since it could pertain to another scandal. “And what exactly is their business, because if you plan to use the casino again there might be issues with your boss and mine.”

“I understand your worry, but we will be setting a trap at the nearby theater house, the boss apparently loves going to performances.” Rook smirked and his eyes narrowed a bit upon noticing the package on the ground. “Excuse-moi, what is that?”

“I’m not sure, Kalim asked me to deliver it to you.” Picking up the package, Trey handed it off to Rook and the spy took a moment to unwrap it and open up the package, he chuckled as soon as he looked inside.

“Ah, always so kind Kalim.” Rook commented out loud and sat on the bench as he took out a box and opened it to show many round puffy cookies. “Would you like to try some Rose Chevalier?”

It was surprising how friendly Rook was being, Trey nodded his head and sat next to him before asking. “What are those?”

“They’re from Kalim’s home town, the cookies are called Maamoul. Delicious cookies filled with nuts that are soaked in honey, it has a delectable fluffiness to the outer shell~” Rook replied with delight before handing one to Trey. “When I saw Kalim last, he wanted to know if I wanted anything from his hometown, I’m glad he was able to get some of these.”

“And you do not mind sharing these?” Trey asked curiously and took a bite into the cookie, smiling at the sweet taste that greeted his tongue.

“Of course not, even if we are from different agencies, that does not mean we cannot be civil to each other.”

“That is true, I’ll have to try making these myself.”

Rook looked at Trey with curiosity and smiled. “Oh? You are a baker?”

“Baking is a hobby of mine, but I do not get many chances to bake with how busy I am.” Trey admitted before adding. “Helping out the casino takes up most of my days and nights, which is why I wanted to resolve the issue with Mr. Rios quickly.”

The spy went silent as he took a bite of one of the cookies, both sat together and ate quietly before Rook spoke up again. “If you are worried about the casino, I can promise you that the news will have its eyes elsewhere very soon.”

“You can promise that?”

“Absolutely. I understand the lack of freetime and how sad it is when you barely have the time to yourself, that is why my day off is important to me. But I assure you, Vil is working as fast as he can and the attention of Mr. Rios will be dragged away.”

“Being a spy does sound interesting.”

“Spy? We call ourselves informants.” Rook chuckled slightly and then stood up while wrapping the package back up. “I should go, but do not worry about the casino. Thank you for delivering the package as well, your kindness is much appreciated!”

“Just a favor for a friend, but it was nice of you to share.” Trey replied and stood up, rubbing the back of his neck. “Sorry about your guy too..he’s been on the ground for a while is he alright?” 

“Huh?” Rook glanced back to one of his men on the ground before chuckling and calling out to him. “You can head back now!”

The man slowly stood and nodded his head, fixing his shades before leaving the maze and leaving Trey in confusion. “Wait, he could get up this whole time?”

“Oui! We train our people to fight, but if they cannot and they have the chance to get information or survive, we encourage them to play dead.”

“That’s..I’m not sure if that’s really smart or boring.” Trey smiled as he lightly chuckled. 

“It’s both. Now, if you do not mind I need to head ba-”

The informant stopped suddenly and his eyes glared in the direction of one of the paths to the maze, Trey became on edge when the informant put the package down and reached for one of his pockets. Before the green haired man could react, Rook immediately tackled him down as a gunshot went off and there was now a hole through one of the hedges, Rook quickly got back up and took out a small pistol from his pocket before firing back. Everything went quiet that moment and Trey’s ears thudded with adrenaline as he slowly got to his feet and followed Rook’s gaze to the hedge, the vice casino owner was not used to this kind of interaction. There was movement the next second, a figure in all black stepping out with a pair of shades and their short brown hair tripped to sharp points. 

Trey then realized what was going on and demanded. “What is a member of the assassin’s doing here?”

“That’s none of your concern.” The man hissed back before aiming his gun at Rook. “Rios sends his regards.”

Another shot sounded off as Rook and Trey parted in opposite ways before Rook took a shot back, the assassin was fast enough to only be grazed in the cheek but Trey did not want to risk being shot and ran further into the maze. With all the noise the assassin and Rook were making it would be no doubt that someone would be calling the police soon, without some form of weapon Trey did not know how he could even assist. The green haired man however did not get far when he heard a shout of pain and stopped in his place, the shooting stopped and there were no following noises made, it made him on edge. He slowly made his way back and when he peeked around the corner, Rook was on the grass and blood stained the grass, the assassin above him had a bleeding hand and was no longer holding his gun. It was then Trey gritted his teeth and ran over, the assassin noticed quickly but as he moved to take out a new weapon, Trey wrapped an arm around the man’s neck and under his right arm to hook him and slam him into the ground. With the man’s arm pinned up and his neck held at such a miserable angle there was not much the assassin could do besides struggle. Trey grunted as he kept holding the assassin down, trying to think of his next move, then suddenly the body went limp and Trey slowly lifted his head to see Rook smiling at them while moving a cloth away from the assassin.

“Are you alright?”

“Y-yes but..what did you do?”

“Chloroform rag of course, he had it in his upper pocket. I noticed it when he dodged my first shot.” 

“That’s impressive..” Trey replied and stood up, flinching as he noticed Rook’s hand moving to grasp his left side that was bleeding. “You’re bleeding badly. Come on, we need to get you to a hospital!”

“N-no need.” Rook chuckled and casually walked to the package by the bench and picked it up. “I already sent a message to Vil for extraction when I played dead on the ground. Although, I am surprised you came back.”

“Fighting is not really a strong suit of mine. But I can handle someone at the casino if you’re getting rowdy..” Trey explained and watched as Rook sat on the bench, sympathetically the casino man removed his jacket and wrapped it around Rook’s side, tying the arms of the jacket together tightly to keep pressure on the wound. “Here..”

Rook almost looked intrigued by Trey’s intuition with the wound. “Oh? So you have seen wounds like this?”

“All the time. You would be surprised how many people get shot or stabbed in a casino.” Trey replied with a small smile, then he fixed his glasses and said. “I should be heading back. Riddle and the others will be worried.”

“Of course,” Rook nodded with a chuckle and added. “But, we should discuss more of our delectable tastes when we can.”

Now Trey had to chuckle but agreed. “I’m sure we’ll meet again soon.”

After they parted ways, Trey immediately went to the casino to wash up and take a nap, the moment he woke up he was invited downstairs to greet Jamil and return the pin he had borrowed. Jamil did comment on how Trey did not need to disturb Kalim for a while and that Kalim would visit sometime soon, the vice casino owner only smiled and apologized for the trouble before the dark haired man left. It was several hours later, now about 1 AM, and the casino was packed wall to wall with people, Trey commenced his normal patrol of each floor while listening in to others conversations.

Deuce suddenly ran up to him, narrowly avoiding a walking by customer before stopping in front of Trey. “Trey! This just came for you.”

Trey looked at the fancy black box and opened it, he froze a bit when he noticed his jacket, cleaned and pressed with a lavender card on the top of it. He smiled and took the box before looking at Deuce. “Thank you, but who delivered it?”

“I’m not sure, some purple haired kid, he did not look much older than me though. He just said to deliver this to you right away.” Deuce’s eyes narrowed as he muttered. “I honestly thought it was a trap.”

“I see. Don’t worry, I know who sent this.” Trey said with a smile before excusing himself to take his jacket up to his room, then he opened the card and read the decorative cursive.

“Rose Chevalier, I hope you are doing well. My friends and I took care of Rios’s companion, I imagine this will release some tension from your boss. Also, thank you for the coat. I hope you don’t mind but it was stained with my blood and I took the liberty of cleaning it and scenting it with a popular fragrance. Have a wonderful evening, a friend from the garden.”

Trey’s brow furrowed in confusion before taking a sniff of his jacket and cringed at the rose scent. “Of course..what did I expect?”

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Sometimes I really want to read a short summary of what to expect from a game… and thankfully people can also submit their summaries of games they played and help me (and others) find games that cater to their interests!

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what to expect from THE TALOS PRINCIPLE 2

Story-driven puzzle game. It has exploration elements as well.

The difficulty of the puzzles is immensely reduced in comparison with the first game. These puzzles are more oriented to casual gamers than hardcore-puzzle-gamers. What the game lacks in puzzle difficulty, it makes it in narrative and relationships and human interaction between the many characters of the story. 

If the puzzles still frustrate you because it’s not your thing, I highly recommend cheating in this game rather than abandoning it. The story is too precious to leave it incomplete, it’s worthy to explore it in detail.

This game is highly philosophical, but unlike Talos 1, this one is more focused on the future, on the concept of civilization, and purpose of all these AIs. It has a lot more of anthropology and ethics in it than the previous one. The interdisciplinary information still is amazing in quantity and quality. The metaphorical analogy of the whole game with Christianity remains too. All these details can be appreciated only when you are deep into the game, when small information from Greek myths resounds with the events of the story due to their strong symbology.

It has a lot less content to read than in Talos 1. You still explore the story through console and reading small text archives. 

Its camera can be set as first person or third person [on left/right shoulder or just behind]. Something to highlight: this game has a special section in its settings to avoid motion sickness. Very thoughtful detail.

Graphically speaking, it’s more beautiful than Talos 1, but also it demands a lot more from your computer. 

The game can be finished in around 20 hours and lacks of special, secret, hidden puzzles in the way Talos 1 had with its “star puzzles”. In Talos 2 we have special "golden gate puzzles" than can be done in the last episode of the game, and they are all easily accessible and also easy to solve. 

The main game has 3 different endings that depend on your last choice. 

Highly recommended, even if you cheat. Forget the puzzles if you don’t like them, cheat and play it as if it were a book of sci-fi, where AIs, instead of causing the extinction of humanity, saved it in their own way, becoming the “new humans”. 

Fully voiced except the player.

——- Plot? ——-

You awake as a robot number 1k in a city called New Jesuralem. You are the last person of a prophecy that this AI society has believed for centuries. In a world that lacks resources, has problems with energy and batteries, and struggles with a constant fear of repeating the mistakes of their human ancestors, this society stagnated until a strange event happens in the city that forces you and other 4 companions, to explore beyond the limits and discover alien ruins of higher technology that trigger the new mystery of the game: who made them? What’s their purpose? Are they safe to use?

——- Gameplay? ——- 

Typical game of environmental puzzles, where you manipulate devices that progressively unlock sections of these ruins. You can also manipulate cubes and switches to solve the puzzles. There are new mechanics that were not present in Talos 1, like anti-gravity devices. 

——- Characters? ——- 

Many. You are the main one, of course, leading the narrative. There are also your companions: Melville, Byron, Alcatraz, and Yaqult. There are a dozen of secondary characters that work in this city as representation of the many perspectives that a society can have about the problems. We also find again “time capsules” but this time they belonged to Trevor, a technical assistant of Alexandra. 

 ——- LGBT? ——-

Probably more than in Talos 1. There are some “families” or relationships between AIs that self-identify with the same gender [for example, Hypatia with Aurora].

——- Sadness level? ——- 

It’s still high, since it treats existential crisis. However, it’s a story more focused on a hopeful future than a sad, tragic past, which helps to reduce the sadness level that Talos 1 had. This game still explores deeply the fragility of humanity.

——- Happy ending? Deaths? ——-

This is immensely hard to say. In my opinion, there are no bad endings. The three options available just represent three different ways of being in peace with the world, the cosmos, and life, exploring three different attitudes towards “sentient existence”. 

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HEY THERE PEOPLE OF TODAY AND ROBOTS OF TOMORROW! IT'S ME, CLARK! There is a madness deep in the dark catacombs of Castle Clarkenstein. For years these claustrophobic corridors have been the home of the ghoulish giraffe himself, watching as the world passes by. He prefers it this way. It gives him more time alone with the voices. The voices tell him many strange things. Yet they always come back to one: make more monsters! Everyday they tell him this. Everyday he is unable to comply. Hey, being a mad scientist on a budget means he can’t afford the fancy scientific equipment needed to breathe life into newborn abominations. Guy’s gotta afford pizza somehow. Luckily, he has discovered a way of sorts to please the voices. During all those years of watching, Dr. Clarkenstein noticed a particular pattern. Every night during October saw artists posting new pictures based on peculiar prompts. Many of them based on children of the night. While the spotted specter might not be able to craft new zombies, he can sure as heck sketch’m! As such, I provide this friendly warning to you all now: Be afraid. Few people can survive the horrors that are DUDELZ of the Damned!

By that I mean I decided to do my own take on Sketchtober this year just minus the prompts. Anybody gotta problem with that? Tough, cuz I already drew this crap so you might as well check it out.

How does an alien hailing from the planet Garbanzo manage to run a successful drive-in business in the age of streaming services? By not being an idiot. After buying a former run-down truck stop turned drive thru, Ziggy realized his enterprise had to cater to a niche audience. A niche audience that, like him, realizes the best way to watch B-Movies is on a big-screen from the comfort of your car. It’s why the Robot Monster goes to such great lengths to keep everything running smoothly. Thus everyday he sweeps the parking lots, pops fresh popcorn, and inspects his projectors. Gotta make sure the movie can actually be watched, am I right? Can’t very well enjoy The Blob when your equipment’s possessed by evil and spewing out blood like a gore geyser! It’s why he and his wife Wanda make sure to sharpen the chainsaw whenever possible. That’s just smart business!

It’s also an excuse for me to pay tribute to Evil Dead. Specifically the scene near the end where Ash (Bruce Campbell) stumbles around the cellar of the cabin, looking for buckshot only to find more blood. The poor man has the stuff dumped onto his head by the gallon via leaky pipes before he’s seen quivering in front of an antique projector. More of the red stuff leaks onto the lens, making it look like the whole world is turning a creepy shade of crimson around our hapless hero. According to Campbell, the scene was meant as a tribute to one of the production’s backers, Andy Grainger. Thank goodness for Andy then, cuz it’s easily the most ironic moment in the movie, even serving as the cover for the comic adaptation years later. It at least serves as the perfect visual for Sam Raimi’s style of directing. Weird camera techniques, buckets of blood, and Bruce Campbell’s sanity shredded to pieces. Now here it all is in my tribute to the films starring Clarksburg’s resident B-Movie expert, Wonder Ziggy. I hope to draw more of this crazy character soon, but for now I hope you all enjoy this DUDEL!

MAY THE GLASSES BE WITH YOU!

PS: In case anybody's wondering where yesterday's DUDEL is, sorry folks, my schedule got wonky. I plan on re-releasing that soon, but first I gotta finish a commission for my friend AND cleaning my entire house to bottom. My entire body is sore, though given Ziggy's circumstance, maybe I shouldn't complain. XD

[mdashikurrahmanbd]

Ten Must-Have Android Apps to Enhance Your Digital Experience

In the ever-evolving landscape of mobile technology, Android apps have become indispensable tools for users seeking convenience, productivity, and entertainment. With millions of apps available on the Google Play Store, finding the right ones can be overwhelming. To help streamline your digital experience, we've compiled a list of ten incredibly useful Android apps that cater to a variety of needs. From productivity to entertainment, these apps are designed to enhance your daily life.

Microsoft Office Suite (Word, Excel, PowerPoint): In a world driven by productivity, having access to essential office tools on your mobile device is crucial. The Microsoft Office Suite for Android offers a seamless experience, allowing you to create, edit, and collaborate on documents, spreadsheets, and presentations on the go. The familiar interface ensures a smooth transition from desktop to mobile, making it an essential app for professionals and students alike.

Evernote: For those who thrive on organization, Evernote is a powerhouse. This note-taking app goes beyond simple jotting down of ideas – it allows users to create multimedia notes, set reminders, and organize content effortlessly. With the ability to sync across multiple devices, Evernote ensures that your important notes are always at your fingertips, helping you stay organized in both personal and professional endeavors.

Google Keep: If simplicity and integration with Google services are your priorities, Google Keep is the go-to app for note-taking and organization. With features like color-coded notes, checklists, and voice memos, it's a lightweight yet powerful tool. The seamless integration with Google Drive ensures that your notes are easily accessible and shareable across devices.

LastPass: As our digital lives become more complex, so does the need for robust password management. LastPass provides a secure and convenient solution by storing all your passwords in one encrypted vault. The app also generates strong, unique passwords for each of your accounts and auto-fills them when needed. With LastPass, you can enjoy a safer online experience without the hassle of remembering numerous passwords.

Adobe Scan: Gone are the days of carrying a physical scanner – Adobe Scan turns your smartphone into a portable scanning device. This app uses your phone's camera to capture and digitize documents, receipts, and business cards. The built-in OCR (Optical Character Recognition) technology allows you to convert scanned documents into editable and searchable files, making it a valuable tool for professionals on the move.

Pocket: In the age of information overload, keeping track of interesting articles and videos can be challenging. Pocket solves this problem by allowing you to save articles, videos, and web pages for later viewing. The app syncs across devices, enabling you to curate your own personalized reading list. Whether you're commuting or waiting in line, Pocket ensures that you always have interesting content at your fingertips.

Google Photos: With the ever-increasing quality of smartphone cameras, managing and organizing photos has become a priority for many users. Google Photos offers unlimited cloud storage for your photos and videos, making it an excellent solution for backing up and organizing your digital memories. The app also features powerful search capabilities, facial recognition, and automatic categorization, making it a robust photo management tool.

Duolingo: Learning a new language has never been more accessible than with Duolingo. This language-learning app makes the process enjoyable by incorporating gamification elements. Whether you're a beginner or looking to brush up on your language skills, Duolingo offers bite-sized lessons that fit into your busy schedule. The app covers a wide range of languages, making it a versatile tool for language enthusiasts.

Pocket Casts: Podcasts have become a popular source of entertainment and education, and Pocket Casts is an excellent app for managing and listening to your favorite shows. With features like automatic downloads, episode categorization, and playback controls, Pocket Casts enhances your podcast listening experience. The intuitive interface and customization options make it a top choice for avid podcast consumers.

Tasker: For users who want to take control of their Android device and automate various tasks, Tasker is a powerful automation app. This app allows you to create custom scripts and automate actions based on triggers such as time, location, or events. From setting up personalized profiles to automating repetitive tasks, Tasker empowers users to tailor their Android experience to their specific needs.

In conclusion, the Android app ecosystem offers a plethora of tools designed to enhance your digital experience. Whether you're looking to boost productivity, stay organized, or simply have fun, these ten apps cover a diverse range of needs. By integrating these apps into your daily routine, you can unlock the full potential of your Android device and streamline your digital life.

Source: TechCommittee

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Exploring the World of Robotic Kits

Exploring the World of Robotic Kits: A Guide for Enthusiasts and Beginners Robotic kits have become increasingly popular among hobbyists, educators, and tech enthusiasts. These kits offer a hands-on approach to learning about robotics, programming, and electronics. In this article, we will delve into the world of robotic kits, exploring their benefits, types, and some of the best options available on the market.Get more news about Best Price Robotic Kit,you can vist our website!

What Are Robotic Kits? Robotic kits are sets of components that allow users to build and program their own robots. These kits typically include motors, sensors, microcontrollers, and various mechanical parts. They are designed to be educational and fun, providing a practical way to learn about robotics and engineering principles.

Benefits of Using Robotic Kits Educational Value: Robotic kits are excellent educational tools. They help users understand the basics of robotics, programming, and electronics. By assembling and programming robots, users can develop problem-solving skills and gain hands-on experience with technology. Creativity and Innovation: Building robots encourages creativity and innovation. Users can experiment with different designs and functionalities, fostering a sense of curiosity and exploration. Skill Development: Working with robotic kits helps develop various skills, including critical thinking, logical reasoning, and technical skills. These skills are valuable in many fields, including engineering, computer science, and technology. Fun and Engagement: Robotic kits are not only educational but also fun. They provide an engaging way to learn and explore new concepts, making them suitable for both children and adults. Types of Robotic Kits There are several types of robotic kits available, catering to different skill levels and interests:

Beginner Kits: These kits are designed for those who are new to robotics. They typically include easy-to-assemble components and user-friendly programming interfaces. Examples include the Lego Boost Robotic Kit and the Makeblock mBot Robot Kit. Intermediate Kits: These kits are suitable for users with some experience in robotics. They offer more advanced components and programming options. Examples include the Makeblock Ultimate 2.0 and the SunFounder PiCar-X. Advanced Kits: These kits are aimed at experienced users and professionals. They include complex components and require advanced programming skills. Examples include the Raspberry Pi Robot Kits and the Arduino Robot Kits. Best Robotic Kits on the Market Here are some of the best robotic kits available, suitable for different skill levels and interests:

Lego Boost Robotic Kit: This kit is perfect for beginners and young learners. It includes 847 Lego bricks, a motor, and sensors. The kit allows users to build and program five different robots using the Boost app. Makeblock mBot Robot Kit: This kit is designed for learning electronics, robotics, and programming. It includes various sensors and motors, and it can be programmed using a graphical editor or Arduino. Makeblock Ultimate 2.0: This advanced kit offers ten different robot structures, including a robotic arm tank and a self-balancing robot. It is suitable for users of various skill levels and can be programmed using Arduino or Python. SunFounder PiCar-X: This Raspberry Pi-powered robot kit includes a camera module, ultrasonic sensors, and a grayscale module. It can be controlled via phone or computer and programmed using Python or EZBlock. Tips for Choosing the Right Robotic Kit To select the best robotic kit for your needs, consider the following tips:

Skill Level: Choose a kit that matches your skill level. Beginners should opt for kits with easy-to-assemble components and user-friendly programming interfaces, while advanced users can explore more complex kits. Purpose: Determine the purpose of the kit. Are you looking to learn programming, build a specific type of robot, or explore advanced robotics concepts? Choose a kit that aligns with your goals. Budget: Robotic kits come in various price ranges. Set a budget and look for kits that offer the best value for your money. Compatibility: Ensure that the kit is compatible with your existing hardware and software. Some kits may require specific microcontrollers or programming languages. Conclusion Robotic kits are fantastic tools for learning, creativity, and fun. Whether you are a beginner or an experienced enthusiast, there is a robotic kit that suits your needs. By exploring the different types and options available, you can embark on an exciting journey into the world of robotics.