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[theladyinwhite13]

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⟡ sky ⟡ 17 ⟡ she/her ⟡ scorpio ⟡

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↳ header by @majestycrush

pinterest | spotify | letterboxd | storygraph | ao3 | last.fm

〚 basic stuff 〛 ↳ scorpio ☼ | taurus ☾ | capricorn ⇡

↳ whore for poetry

↳ bisexual

↳ journalism major

↳ music-obsessed

↳ writer at heart (rarely in practice)

↳ think pink!!!

↳ trashiest fashion lover you’ll ever meet

↳ @goosecoven 💕

〚 music 〛

↳ 5 seconds of summer | fleetwood mac | charli xcx | inhaler | sabrina carpenter | wallows | dua lipa | taylor swift | one direction | olivia rodrigo | jewel | grace enger | cate | aidan bissett | gracie abrams | alec benjamin | maisie peters | ashton irwin | finneas | camila cabello | luke hemmings | wet leg | zayn | chappell roan | ed sheeran | harry styles | stevie nicks | conan gray | echosmith | nirvana | jake minch | lana del rey | peach prc | niall horan | suki waterhouse | hole | boygenius | noah kahan | patti smith | joshua bassett | lizzy mcapline |

〚 tv/movies 〛

↳ the princess bride | lisa frankenstein | daisy jones and the six | brooklyn nine-nine | gilmore girls | some like it hot | the hunger games | lady bird | mean girls | lemonade mouth | dance moms | mia hansen-løve | gentlemen prefer blondes | bluey | funny face | 10 things i hate about you | kuwtk | parks and recreation | bottoms | the handmaid’s tale | hazbin hotel | a series of unfortunate events | percy jackson and the olympians | sofia coppola | goodbye first love |

〚 books/authors 〛

↳ the great gatsby | the hunger games | fahrenheit 451 | six of crows | mary oliver | little women | kafka | daisy jones and the six | pjo | the beautiful and damned | eve babitz | sylvia plath | the song of achilles | frankenstein | emily dickinson | vicious | oscar wilde |

〚 other shit 〛

↳ marilyn monroe | driving with the windows down | writing | vivienne westwood | old newspapers | the color pink | marauders | scribbling in books | concerts | picking flowers everywhere i go and then leaving them in peoples cars | fashion | journalism | listening to unhealthily loud music |

〚 platonic wife: @halucynator 〛

〚 i love lots of people but especially @shortnsweetgf 〛

[slashingdisneypasta]

Villains through the Rainbow

I cant believe I did this for fun. This was painful XD 😅 So be free to use them as wallpapers or headers or whatever ^^

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Below the cut are all the characters and movies and shows ^^

Red: Gaston (Beauty and The Beast, 1991), Pearl (Pearl, 2022), Professor Ratigan (The Great Mouse Detective, 1986), Captain Hook (Peter Pan, 2003), Lord Shen (Kung Fu Panda 2, 2011), The Djinn (Wishmaster, 1999), Jafar (Aladdin, 1992), Otis B Driftwood (House of 1000 Corpses, 2003), Death (Puss N Boots; The Last Wish, 2022), Chucky / Charles Lee Ray (Seed of Chucky, 2004), Scar (The Lion King, 1994), and Erik Destler (The Phantom of the Opera, 1989).

Yellow: Percival C McLeach (The Rescuers Down Under, 1990), Mayor George W. Buckman (2001 Maniacs, 2005), Clayton (Tarzan, 1999), Sheriff Hoyt / Charlie Hewitt Jr (The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, 2003 + The Texas Chainsaw Massacre; The Beginning, 2006), Bill Cipher (Gravity Falls, 2012), Baby Firefly (House of 1000 Corpses, 2003), Cruella De Vil (101 Dalmations, 1961), Human!Chucky / Charles Lee Ray (Childs Play, 1988), Commander Lyle Rourke (Atlantis; The Lost Empire, 2001), Kahmunrah (Night At The Museum; Battle of the Smithsonian, 2009), Hopper (A Bugs Life, 1998), and Gilderoy Lockheart (Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, 2002).

Green: Maleficent (Sleeping Beauty, 1959), The Riddler (Fox Gotham, 2014), Scar (The Lion King, 1994), Leslie Vernon (Behind The Mask; Rise of Leslie Vernon, 2006), Chick Hicks (Cars, 2006), Freddy Krueger (Freddy Vs Jason, 2003), General Kai (Kung Fu Panda 3, 2016), Beetlejuice (Beetlejuice, 1988), Marvin the Martian (Space Jam, 1996), Oogie Boogie (A Nightmare Before Christmas, 1993), Greasy Weasel (Who Framed Roger Rabbit, 1988), and Lady Tremaine (Cinderella, 2015).

Blue: Wheezy Weasel (Who Framed Roger Rabbit, 1988), Michael Myers (Halloween, 1978), Hades (Hercules, 1997), Maleficent (Once Upon A Time, 2011), Prince John (Robin Hood, 1973), Pamela Voorhees (Friday the 13th, 1980), Tai Lung (Kung Fu Panda, 2008), Stuart Lloyd (The Last Showing, 2014), Prince Hans of the Southern Isles (Frozen, 2013), Hades (Once Upon A Time, 2011), Shan Yu (Mulan, 1998), and Bo Sinclair (House of Wax, 2005).

Purple: Eris (Sinbad; Legend of the Seven Seas, 2003), Carrie White (Carrie, 1978), Jafar (Aladdin, 1992), Chop Top Sawyer (The Texas Chainsaw Massacre II, 1986), Evil Queen Grimhilde (Snow White and the 7 Dwarfs, 1937), Tiffany Valentine (Bride of Chucky, 1998), Dr Facilier (The Princess and the Frog, 2009), Jervis Tetch (Fox Gotham, 2014), Ursula (The Little Mermaid, 1989), Regina Mills (Once Upon A Time, 2011), Long John Silver (Treasure Planet, 2002), and Jennifer Check (Jennifer's Body, 2009).

[sandwormrp]

Pre-Wedding Jitters

Irulan Corrino & Paul Atreides 427 words

Summary: Post-Dune / Pre-Messiah. Paul ascends to the throne and Irulan must learn to live in this new territory alongside him. Header created by the talented Echo!

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Lisan al Gaib. Off-world prophet. Messiah. Emperor. God. There are many titles given to Paul Muad’Dib Atreides. The moment he rose, bloodied and unmoved, was the moment all our lives rose with him. A golden path in which we all fit into. All for the betterment of our future. Beginnings of Muad’Dib, by Princess Irulan

She’d stayed silent. Observed the room. The situation. Knowing one will fall and the other had every right to her hand. She’d been told as such by her Reverend Mother. He’d seen that murderous look in his eye when he reapproached. Irulan stepping in with her words.

“The life debt has been paid. Spare my father now and I will be your willing bride. The throne will be yours.”

She felt her duty was to protect her father, even now. Once he kneeled the rest followed. Irulan remained standing, eyes on her husband-to-be. The Great Houses refused to recognize Paul’s ascendancy. Thus starting the beginnings of Muad’Dib’s Jihad.

The room began to move. Irulan remained beside her father. Watching as fremen fluidly shifted amongst themselves, like a river of water. Last thing she remembers as she was leaving the room to take her father somewhere to rest, was the way they chanted for their Lisan al Gaib. A steady tune she found remained in her thoughts long after everything else.

Only once he was asleep, by the miracle of convincing him to take the medication, did she leave his side to seek out Paul. Her escort brought her to his chambers at her request. Fremen posted outside stared her down suspiciously. Irulan squeezed at her hands before nodding to allow them to open the door for her. They moved in alongside her, to oversee she wasn’t there to slay the new emperor before he’s had the chance of one good nights sleep.

She remained standing at the door. Every muscle tense inside her. Had played over how she wanted to approach him, but facing him now and alone was far different. His blue eyes unnatural and cold. “How are your wounds?” She asked cooly, making no move towards him but wanting to put across she wasn’t there to further add insult to injury. She’d seen how it went with his fremen woman. Neither of them were celebrating their betrothal. That much was evident.

“I'm requesting a private audience. I know I shouldn’t be seeing you alone like this before our wedding, but I’d like to be told of my father’s sentencing before it’s broadly announced.” A pause, before adding a reluctant. "Please."

Continued on our jcink rp!

[cinemaspoppycornuwu]

[You and Sanji got married]

["MINORS DO NOT INTERACT" Header made by @benkeibear ]

This fic is originally made for my beloved friend who gives me unconditional support @syntheticseraton1n . But anyone who reads this can feel self inserted here. Nala, sweetie, I hope you like the wedding I prepared for you. And readers who don't like NSFW, it is okay, cause the first part of the fic is actually SFW! Just a fun wedding and meeting of friends 🥰

But still, I think I messed up with the whole fanfic and ruined it. Sorry, One Piece fans. Sorry, Sanji simps 😭😭😭

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Wedding OST 🎶 (might add more sooner or later, dunno)

1. Nupcial march [violin] (When bride comes in);

2. Barbie 12 dancing princess theme (Couple dance);

3. The wellerman [violin];

4. Hey Brother [cello] (Avicii);

5. Wake me up [cello] (Avicii again);

6. Angel eyes (Abba);

7. YMCA (Village People);

8. California Gurls (Katy Perry);

9. Work (forró version - Rihanna);

The list goes on but it would take too long to put EVERYTHING!

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Honestly, you couldn't be more thankful when you met the strawhats. Everyone there is so cheerful, almost looking like a daycare of children but grown up. Your captain, Monkey D. Luffy was the most childish but he had an empaty ability. Luffy always had that sense inside on his heart to know when people were good or bad.

And then there was your beloved Sanji. The guy who would marry you in that sunny and bright day. Blonde has always been supportive and gentle with you, especially when he joined the crew. Everything in him was so charming. His greyish-blue eyes, the way he lights up his cigarrette to smoke away from you (to not bother with the smell) and makes sure the smell fades away later so he can be closer, his heart shaped eyes when talking to you (well, honestly, for any woman). When he genuinely confessed to you in a wonderful night, your heart did a backflip. It was the very first time you felt like that: butterflies fluttering in your stomach, trembling a little bit, teary emotional eyes, cheeks as red as the most stunning rose. And when Sanji proposed to you? Gosh, it was a disaster because Luffy ate everything Sanji has prepared for both of you. But you accepted him with no hesitation.

Today, was your wedding day. Nami was helping you get ready to get married in the amazing Thousand Sunny. Of course that the ginger one and Sanji thought of marrying somewhere else better for you. But Thousand Sunny has given all of you guys great memories and it meant so much for you, just like the resting in peace now Golden Merry. The gold digger young navigator stopped and helped you dry your tears.

—Just look at you, S/O... You are so wonderful! - the dress was a strapless white one with laces on it. Nami also chose good jewerly to put in your ears and in your neck, giving a special touch on it. Your hair was decorated in an elegant messy bun with flowers on it. Your makeup wasn't that heavy but very perfect for the ocasion. And so were the heels. Not too tight but made you look a little bit taller to kiss Sanji.

—I've... I've never been so beautiful... Oh, Nami, this means so much to me!

—Hey there, it is okay! Just don't cry or the makeup will run! - she said, containing her tears as she gave a friendly kiss on your forehead - Are you ready?

—Of course! Our captain must be waiting for us since he for sure is hungry - the both of you laughed at the comment about the captain - Let's go.

—Just one more detail - Nami stops and gives you a bouquet of fake flowers. Since you guys spent more time in the ship than in the lands, Nami made sure to buy fake flowers for the wedding before the trip to the island where you guys would stay. The flowers may not be real, but the reciprocate love between you and Sanji for sure was.

When getting out of the cabin, everyone was waiting there. Robin was reading her speech to make the cerimony happen, Luffy was already stuffing his mouth with meat, but what had surprised you the most was seeing Zoro being Sanji's wingman. Everyone knows they fight a lot but deep inside, care for each other just like brothers. Speaking of him, he was impecable! Sanji wore his best suit and even put a red rose as a decoration.

—You look amazing, ma cherrie... - Sanji says with a weak whisper as his eyes get filled with tears. You, in response, comfort him with your healing touch.

—Everyone, except for the main couple, sit please - Robin said - Strawhats, we are here together to celebrate a very special ocasion. It isn't everyday someone gets married in a ship. And this is a very special one. We are here to celebrate not only their love. But also their companionship as well. This time, the couple destiny predicted was Sanji and Y/N. I gotta speak some words by myself as well. I was hoping for you two get married and look at everyone now - she laughed - You guys even managed to get our captain all dressed up.

—Robiiiiiiin! This itches! Can I take it oof? - Luffy said impatient.

—The bowtie isn't that tight, Luffy! - Nami growled before noticing Robin adjusting Luffy's bowtie with her devil fruit.

—Back to the cerimony, I want you two to know that this whole crew loves you both!

—Chopper, the rings, please! - Robin called and the tiny reeinder came all happy and proud. He even stood in the point of his hooves to give you both the rings, but the raven haired beauty gave him a little help as well - Now your vows, please.

—Sanji, you are my everything. My moon. My sun. My stars. My whole world. I, Y/N, want to be loyal with body and soul to you. You own my heart. You had saw me at the worse of the moments, saw my deepest fears and I am taking the best decision of my life right here, right now. We finished one chapter of our lives and we are starting a new one - you had to use a mini stair to reach Sanji's cheek so you could kiss it gently, leaving the blonde with goose bumps. He helped you go down

—I, Sanji, promise to always hold your hand and never let go. To comfort you when sadness comes, And the most important: be loyal and loving you no matter what happens. I'll be your light, always - he spoke softly but still with all certain in the world while holding your hand as if you were made of porcelain, kissing softly your hand - And of course, do your favourite meals.

You giggled at the last part.

Everyone was so happy for the two of you and all of them with no exception helped in the decoration of the wedding party. Chopper even did a special chocolate candy. Even Luffy did part of the decoration even though he slept while doing it. You could see Franky crying hard while blowing his nose. He got emotional, someone please give the capitalist cyborg an hamburguer later. And Usopp was in the very same state as Franky. Both held hands while imaging a life like that.

—Sanji, do you accept Y/N as your‐

—Yes.

—And, Y/N, do you accept Sanji as‐

—Yes.

Robin snorted and let out a laugh before finally saying as clear as crystal:

—I happily announce you two as husband and wife! You can kiss now!

—Come here, mon coeur! (Come here, my heart!) - Sanji held your waist, lifted and pulled you closer for a passionate and loving kiss.

There were petals thrown by Nami, Robin's multiple arms due to her Akuma no Mi, Luffy and even Chopper. Let's be honest, he was trying his best in his daily form (boi was sparing rumber balls for important ocasions). Zoro even let out a laugh and said:

—NOW LET THE F*CKING PARTY BEGIN! CHEERS! - he grabbed the first alchool bottle and chugged down half of the bottle.

As soon as the magical kiss ended, Sanji adjusted a string of your hair behind your ear and gave another kiss, but this time, in your cheek. His greyish-blue eyes filled with emotions that he couldn't speak but you understood him better than anyone else.

The party was absolutely amazing! Brook already got his violin on point for the first dance of the night between you and Sanji. Your knight held your waist gently within one hand and with the other, your hand. He had whispered some words before you felt like you were on a fairytale during the song.

—I don't deserve you...

You replied by giving a soft quick peck on his lips that said more than words. Once it ended, everyone clapped and Luffy said automatically to put on a more cheered up music which literally made him drag Usopp and Chopper to dance. You decided to dance with Nami and Franky just for funsies while Brook danced while playing his violin. Sanji danced with Nami, Robin, Chopper (honestly, these two were so adorable together) and even Zoro. Only booze to make them feel like that sometimes. You guys danced and singed for like, 4-5 hours straight. And of course, Luffy ate his daily meats in a corner (some angel had prepared for that monster).

—Attention everyone, the bride will throw the bouquet! 1... 2... 3... Whooo! - and the lucky one to got was... Usopp! (THIS WRITER SHIPS USOPP AND KAYA, OKAY? 😭)

—Sanji! Y/N! Come here!

—Hm? What happened, miss Nami?

—I got a room for the two of you in the hotel.

—Of that lesbian couple of old ladies? - you asked.

—Those two! I talked to them about your wedding and guess what? You two will sleep in the best room!

[HERE BEGINS THE NSFW PART YOU ALL BEEN WAITING FOR, YOU HORNI ONES]

While the whole crew rested on the ship, Nami had reserved a special room for you and Sanji spent the night as a couple. If you know what I mean. Sanji carried you in the most gentle bridal style way and when the door was finally locked, leaving the two of you, both of you were impressed! Nami actually chose a great suite! With even a frigobar, special bathtub with candles, a very comfy bed and anything a newly married couple could want and get in a room. The ginger navigator even included the best breakfast for the next morning.

You could feel your husband smirk in a devilish way and you were right. He started to attack your neck with teasing kisses, starting to get you ready for what you two are about to do.

—Sanji! C-Can we have a bath first?

—Of course! Plus... I know this dress makes you like a queen but I guess tonight it would look better on the floor~ Hm~? - that was everything he said before seeing you fully red. He gently placed you on the bed before removing his fancy suit and put them in some wardrobe. He noticed they also had put robes and towels. Man, for sure these people are prepared.

—Sanji, I can't reach my back. Can you help me? - before you could even think of anything else to speak, the dress was off, revealing the white lacey underwear that Nami also bought you.

—My~ I am trully in heaven~ - he whispered as he removed his pants and then his socks. And finally, his underwear, revealing his dwong, slightly hard and you were impressed of how his pubic hair was slightly blonde as well. Anime logic? Fanfic logic? Where? Logic? What is this? Is it to eat?

As soon as both of you emerged in the bathtub all naked, you reached to get the soap so you could wash your body.

—Soft... - he said as he placed a kiss on your shoulder but quickly cleaned his mouth because it was with soap as well. You laughed at his reaction - Oh, it is like this, then? Already wanting a little punishment in our first night as a couple?

—Oh, you're such a tease~

—I can't help if my love is looking so sexy right now~

—Hehehe~ Let's go once we finish here~

Even though Sanji was excited for the moment, he still helped you wash the body like the gentleman he is with no rush, just loving and appreciating the process. Once he finished, he got a towel to dry both of you and by your surprise, he picked you up like if you were a potato sack and ran to the amazing comfy bed. Now he could begin properly. Sanji started attacking your lips.

His kisses are normally sweet outside (and even with the) sheets. But this time, he was desperate, starving, as if your lips were the last thing that could keep him still but at the same time, weak on his knees. He then went down to your neck, giving small but loving hickeys to remind you how much loved you are for him. With each kiss, your heart increased the beatings. When you less noticed, blonde cook was already in your most sensitive area: your cherry.

—Well... Bon appetit. For me~ - that was his only warning of what it was about to come. It is like that his tongue does magic with your clit and pussy. He knows exactly where to stimulate you and at which speed. Not too slow for you not be teased but also not too fast for you to come quickly, he wants you to enjoy the moment but let's be real: he is enjoying way more for sure. Your fluids were like the best tea for him.

—San... San... Ji...~♡! Aaah~♡

—Don't need to be shy, love~ Just let me hear that sweet voice~ We have the whole night for ourselves... - he lost his composture as soon as you gently touched his head as a sign for you to go further. That was more than enough to get his motor going working harder.

—I'm... I-I-I'm...

—Hm...?

—I'm close!

—Yay! - he let out an "yay" just like a cute adorable kid who had recieved the best chocolate bar. But it was only a gentleman eating a pussy. And you are the wife of that gentleman now - Go on for me, princess~

With one more yelp, Sanji thanked mentally for the tea and made sure to not miss anything released.

—What a yummy meal, my love~ Now, I guess for being such a good girl, you deserve the main part~ Just let me get the condom—

Your hand slapped his gently which made him widen his eyes like "wtf". You spoke softly:

—It's okay... I asked for Chopper to make something for me...

—And how did he reacted?

—He got embarassed. I need to apologize to him once the honey moon ends... Poor fella - you sighed.

—Hey, it's okay. Maybe one day he will ask for his partner in some future ahead use it too.

—SANJI! - you both didn't hold the laugh.

—What? It is true!

—Why don't you come spend some... Energy with me instead thinking of Chopper's future life?

—Sounds amazing~ No condoms?

—Not this time.

With a big smirk, Sanji positioned himself between you.

—I'll go in, okay? - he whispered as he held your hand. You nodded and my, Sanji fitted perfectly on you. About his dick size, he is normal but perfect! Not too thick cause it would hurt you, not that long, but fits inside perfectly. And no matter what size he would have, he would know how to use that sword. Plus, for Sanji, sex isn't only "banana in, banana out, banana in, banana out". It is a loving moment where he can spend with you and be romantic. Sanji absolutely hates quickies and wants give all of his love to his beloved one. It didn't took that long for him to start moving inside with that "ploc ploc ploc" sound coming as well.

—Sanji...

—Shh... Just relax and let me please you... - he couldn't help but groan and let out some soft moans with you. His magical hands stimulated your exposed nipples, bringing more pleasure to your smaller figure - F*ck... But if you keep squeezing me like that I won't handle that much~ So tight...~♡

—San... I... I love you...

His heart did a tiny dance inside his body at those sweet words of yours.

—I love you too, Y/N... - he squeezed gently your hand before kissing your forehead. And it was in that moment when Sanji got a little bit more of speed on his movements, making you moan more and more. You couldn't think of anything else but Sanji loving you intensily - C-Crap... I'll release...

—Me too...

—Together... - that's all he said before kissing you intensily. In some minutes, one of your most intense orgasms finally came. Blonde, panting, kissed your forehead and stayed some minutes still inside of you before finally removing it. God blesses for whoever will clean those sheets. And may the boss give some extra pay for them.

Your husband picked you up and took to the shower just to do a quick clean before finally sleeping in bed. As soon as you two were spooning, he pulled you closer, face to face and whispered:

—The first of many of our nights as a married couple...

—Yup... Sanji, today was amazing... Not only this moment of ours but - you gigled - Our friends finally reunited as well. Even Zoro was happy!

—That marimo. He knows how to have fun sometimes as well.

—You missed him laughing and being like that as well, hm?

—Not that much.

—You admited it! I know you two are besties!

—Y/N...

—Sowwy~ Hehehe~ Let's just... Rest for a while... I got tired... Goodnight, my love...

—Bonne nuit, mon amour... Une dernière chose: je t'aime ♡ (Good night, my love... One last thing: I love you ♡)

🎶["POST-CREDIT SCENE" OF THE REST STRAWHATS WHILE SANJI WAS DOING LOWVE WITH HIS WIFE]🎶

"Take more 4, Luffy" (Nami)

"Nope" *lands one more +4* (Luffy)

*laughs and lands one more +4* (Robin)

"Yohohoho!" *purs two +2* (Brook)

"Not with me!" *puts one +2* (Franky)

"Neither me!" *puts +2* (Chopper)

"...fuck you guys..." *gets +20 cards of Uno* (Zoro)

The couple was just cuddling and being sweet in the next morning, don't worry, fellas :)

(And yes, you guys wrote a letter for princess Vivi about the wedding. She cried because she missed that moment but was so happy for the crew)

The end.

[honeysickledream]

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COD:

Simon 'Ghost' Riley:

Ghost x F!Reader: 'Overgrown' - Chap 1. ☆ | Chap 2. ☆ | Chap 3. ☆ | Chap 4. | Chap 5. (halloween edition) | Ghost x GN!Reader: 'Overloaded' ☆

Kyle 'Gaz' Garrick:

Gaz as a Westley (Princess Bride) Kind of Man Thought ☆ Gaz x GN!Reader - Decompression ☆

John Price:

Price x GN!Reader: 'Dioramas' ✦

Johnny 'Soap' MacTavish:

Soap x GN! Reader: 'Speed Trap Towns' ☆ Soap x F!Scientist!Reader: 'Stellate (sex pollen)' ✦ Soap x F!Reader: 'Piss Kink Shirt' ✦ Soap x GN!Reader: 'Large, Distant Family' ☆

TF 141 / Poly 141

Poly141 x F!Reader: Who's Who, Darling? Part 1 ✦ | Part 2 ✦

'Committing to Memory' Series (WIP)

Sound | Price x GN!Reader ✦ TBD | Gaz x []!Reader TBD | Ghost x []!Reader TBD | Soap x []!Reader

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My ideas for

a proper commemorative edition of

The Princess Bride By the immortal S Morgenstern

Where did this idea come from? Well, in 2017 my cousin worked at HarperCollins, and she very kindly gifted me with a copy of their commemorative, Deluxe Edition of The Princess Bride by William Goldman. This edition.

And did I love it?

In short, Reader, No.

The faux leather cover did not match the gold foil, calligraphic font on the front. The artificially ragged edges of the paper made it harder to turn the pages than it should have been. The illustrations by Michael Manomivibul? Well, he can do very good work, but this wasn't a great example of it. I found the watercolors anemic and uninspired. Were those just plain stock photographs as chapter headers, blurred at the edges in Adobe Photoshop? Did anyone even care about William Goldman's hot fairy tale and the best formatting to frame its content???

In short, I thought it was a poorly designed "Deluxe Edition" for one of my favorite books.

So I hammered out a rough idea--- if I were the one in charge of making a Deluxe Edition of The Princess Bride, and let's say my budget was quite unlimited--- what would be my ideas?

Reader, the answers are under the cut. no images.

I think the endpapers should have a floral design, or better yet, a diamond pane pattern that alternates wristwatches and buttercups.

I think in the margins, the reader should get clues as to who is speaking at a given time. If the speaker is S Morgenstern, in the body of the story, then a little buttercup indicates that we're in the fairy-tale world. If the speaker is W Goldman, acclaimed Hollywood screenwriter, then the symbol in the margin is a wristwatch. Mundane and utterly out of place in Florin or Guilder.

I say we get some additional writings in there, by other writers who are game and eager to play in Goldman's metatextual sandbox. Stephen King is alluded to a great deal in the opening of Buttercup's Baby... Can we get Stephen King to wax poetic about his proud Florinese heritage? Naomi Novik pulls on her heritage to present the Guilder side of the story (that bald princess will get her due one day! What's her name... Noreena! Yeah!) The authors use that same tongue-in-cheek academic tone that Goldman uses, but of course each author brings their unique touch. Lean on that text-within-a-text aspect. 

Each chapter gets a full-color, full page illustration, which is done by Trina Schart Hyman.

Okay, yes, Hyman has passed away, but she remains the perfect choice for this project.

Why Trina Schart Hyman? Her illustration style is perfect fairy tale, bright and colorful, but also remarkably grounded. There’s dirt on the hems; long hair catches in the wind; a farm girl is beautiful when she carries buckets of milk; oh, the exhausted slouch of the wicked queen over her wicked grimoire. That fantastical yet human approach is perfect for The Princess Bride.

And there's more meta-historical details. After all, we're pretending this is all verifiable Florinese fact. So you can just imagine the illustrations we can weave into the text---

Official royal portraits of King Lotharon and Queen Bella and of course, Prince Humperdinck

A diorama of the doorknob with the tiny deadly little spider

Preserved as if in da Vinci's notebook, we find the Six-Fingered Sword and the glove left at Domingo Montoya's shack, left behind by the six-fingered man

Hats flying in the Great Hall during the disastrous dinner with Princess Noreena

Diagrams of the Machine

Valerie's recipe for hot chocolate

But there's one gap in the historical record, one that's just a tad important to the thesis of the book--- no firsthand portraits survive of Princess Buttercup. Perhaps Humperdinck ordered them all destroyed, or else the paintings were coveted for the overwhelming beauty shown in them, and were sold to the farthest corners, to the fabulously wealthy.

No original paintings of Buttercup survive. We can have copies of copies of copies--- (one in a Baroque style, one in a medieval style, you get what I'm laying down) and the copies don't really resemble each other, so the reader will never know what precisely Buttercup looked like.

And the ideal would be, an afterword by W Goldman (yes, he's dead too, and trust me I miss him an awful lot) where he put a proper cap on the world of Florin and Guilder (and Hammersmith). And a painting of the dread ship Revenge setting sail to a horizon where the clouds are clearing away.

Yes, that would be a pretty good edition of The Princess Bride.

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Let's pretend the Waleses divorce and Rose really marries in. Do squaddies really think she'd be nice to Meghan? Will they admit they use her as their headers, icons, for edits because they're royalists? They insult Camilla for not birthing the heirs so will they defend Rose from that and continue praising Kate for doing her duty as a woman and keeping the monarchy going (I bet they don't think about this as they insult Camilla)? Oh but according to them Rose gave birth to the real heir so will they campaign for King whatever his name is to be King and for his line to be the heirs? Zero braincells in those empty heads.

Hypothetically speaking . . .

Rose as Princess of Wales would be terrible because Rose's family is far more connected to the British aristocracy (aka the worst people on earth) than the Middletons. Rose's sister is married to an Earl and her grandmother was one of QEII's bride's maids. Rose was also a researcher for Tory politician Michael Gove, something that requires book smarts, sure, but also support for the Tory government, aka partisanship and terrible politics. You can sort of claim Kate was middle class, but Rose was straight-up born into that vapid, exclusive world.

I think they just project all of this stuff onto Rose when she's just another elitist aristo wife who would look down on anyone not born into high, high nobility. They assume that because Kate tried (allegedly) to force Rose out of the friend group, that Rose is a victim or at least someone who's a justifiable rival to Kate. This is funny because 1) we don't know the scope of their relationship, negative or positive and 2) the more I learn about Rose and that whole crew of Norfolk elites the more I sympathize with Kate. I would also move to Windsor if these people were my neighbours, they all sound classist, snobbish, and terrible.

Also, finally: yes, if they truly believe that Rose slept with William and it upset Kate to the point that there was this huge drama/falling out, it is questionable for them to support her. She's not a good person in that narrative.

Can we just leave Rose alone? Like, let her continue to post pictures of Houghton Hall onto her Instagram in peace. She had her 15 seconds of fame back in 2019.

[thelasttime]

hii madie do you know of any good taylor swift icon/header makers? i only know of seegoldendaylight (her edits are fantastic!!) but i cant ever seem to find others who make headers and icons in that same style or similar (esp gif headers!)

off of the top of my head - @wouldvebeensweet and @the-princess-bride both make icons!!

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Meet me

Hi :) (i’ll probably update this semi regularly)

my name is Mia

nicknames - Mimi, Mish

I’m bisexual

She/Her

from England (hate the tories, the monarchy, and the rich)

I’m Infp apparently (odds on me dropping my BDSMtest results here lmao)

I’m 23 my birthday’s in May

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Potential triggers on my account (i try my hardest to put tw)

Swearing Talk of poor mental health Politics / world issues Interaction with fanfics including 18+ / nsfw content unironic lyric posting /hj….

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music - 5sos, BoyWithUke, Declan McKenna, Aitch, Matt Maeson, Sarah Close, ArrDee, Dave, Reneé Rapp, Cat Burns, Rizzle Kicks, Michael Aldag, Hozier, Seb Lowe, James Marriott, Olivia Rodrigo, Green day, Ren, Arcade fire, Cassia, Noah Kahan, Orla Gartlan, Sabrina Carpenter, Chappell Roan, Arthur Hill, Sam Fender, Pet shop boys, JADE, Kate Bush, Kendrick Lamar, Baby queen, Linkin Park, Muse

Tv shows - Doctor who, Young Royals, Heartstopper, Ghosts, Wednesday, Disenchantment, The Simpsons, Horrible Histories, Shameless (Us), Bob’s burgers, 9-1-1, The thick of it , QI, Taskmaster, Inside No 9, It’s always sunny in Philadelphia, Psych

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Mob Psycho 100

MHA

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mashle magic and muscles

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Record of Ragnarok

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Totally Spies!

Soul Eater

Blue Exorcist

Not Soul Eater

Beelzebub

Clannad

Toriko

Sekaiichi hatsukoi

Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood

Honto ni Atta! Reibai Sensei

Nichijou

Plastic Neesan

Black Lagoon

Maid Sama!: It's an Extra!

Lucky star

Fullmetal Alchemist from 2003

Inuyasha

Bleach

Golden Kamuy

Hellsing Ultimate

Crayon Shin-chan

Psycho Pass

Dr. Stone

The Ancient Magus' Bride

Vinland Saga

Tougen anki

the Hunter Guild

Isarizawa Jinkuro - Revengers

Gintama': Enchousen

Fuse

Fruits Basket

Yu Yu Hakusho

Black Clover

The Disastrous Life of Saiki K.

FUKIGEN NA MONONOKEAN

Kuroko's Basketball

Free!

Demon Slayer: Kimetsu No Yaiba

Fire Force

Bungo Stray Dogs

Seraph of the End: Vampire Reign

Castlevania

Chainsaw Man

Tenchi Muyo! Ryo-Ohki

Parasite

All of the Studio Ghibli movies

Dandadan

Sakamoto Days

Black Clover

Dororo

Sacrilege

Magic knight rayearth

Gintama

Kaiju No.

kagurabachi

Angel Beats!

Junji Ito-horror manga

vagabond manga

Fist of the North Star

The Climber manga

7th time loop manga

Fena: pirate princess

Nadia: the secret of blue water

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thank you so much <3

[em-writes-stuff-sometimes]

terms of endearment │ Part I: The Princess and the Rogue

See the Series Masterlist for the correct order!

“The marriage between the second daughter of King Viserys I and his own brother, Prince Daemon, raised eyebrows upon its first announcement. Many assumed the match would echo the Rogue Prince’s unfortunate first union with the late Lady Rhea, despite his wish for a Valyrian bride being, finally, fulfilled. It surprised all who took witness to see the intensity of Daemon’s devotion to his second wife, a regard that would persist through a long and happy union between uncle and niece.”

- ‘Fire & Blood, Being a History of the Targaryen Kings of Westeros’ by Archmaester Gyldayn

The story of Prince Daemon Targaryen and his brother’s second-born daughter, as told through the many terms of endearment he calls her by.

Thank you to @my-justreblog​ for the header art!

Queen Aemma brings a new child into the world—you. As the second daughter of King Viserys I, you experience firsthand what it means to belong to the House of the Dragon.

Chapter 1 │Chapter 2 │Chapter 3 │Chapter 4 │Chapter 5 │Chapter 6 │Chapter 7 │Chapter 8 (COMPLETE!)

Daemon returns to King’s Landing after ten years in exile, intent on rekindling his affair with Rhaenyra. He wasn’t expecting you—the revelation changes everything.

Chapter 1 │Chapter 2 │Chapter 3 │Chapter 4 │Chapter 5 │Chapter 6 │Chapter 7 │Chapter 8 │Chapter 9 │Chapter 10 (COMPLETE!)

As the second-born daughter of Aemma and Viserys, you never expected to be married off to your uncle Daemon. The wedding is here—and the wedding night.

Chapter 1 │Chapter 2 │Chapter 3 │Chapter 4 │Chapter 5 │Chapter 6 │Chapter 7 │Chapter 8 │Chapter 9 │Chapter 10 │Chapter 11 │Chapter 12 (COMPLETE!)

Scenes from a marriage—you receive an education from your Uncle Daemon. Lucky for you, he is all too happy to teach you.

Chapter 1 │Chapter 2 │Chapter 3 │Chapter 4 │Chapter 5 │Chapter 6 │Chapter 7 │Chapter 8 │Chapter 9 │Chapter 10 (COMPLETE!)

Childbirth is the duty and dismay of all highborn women. Together, you and Daemon experience the trials, tribulations and triumphs of expectant parenthood.

Chapter 1 │Chapter 2 │Chapter 3 │Chapter 4 │Chapter 5 │Chapter 6 │Chapter 7 │Chapter 8 │Chapter 9 │Chapter 10 │Chapter 11 │Chapter 12 (COMPLETE!)

[doves-by-the-sea]

What God has to say is better than what man has to offer.

Life is stressful. Very stressful. Everyone has their own situations that they find themselves in that fight for their attention and mind like wild dogs. We tend to be prone to overthinking and when we sit down and think about all of the stresses we encounter, trying to plan out every aspect of life and control every little thing it can become overwhelming. So yeah, life is stressful.

But it doesn’t have to be as stressful as we make it. Continuously the Lord is calling to us, asking that we lay our burdens at His feet and allow Him to take care of us. He will carry our burdens with ease, nothing is too great for the Lord.

“Come to Me, all you who labor and are heavy laden, and I will give you rest. Take My yoke upon you and learn from Me, for I am gentle and lowly in heart, and you will find rest for your souls. For My yoke is easy and My burden is light.” -Matthew 11:28-30

We needn’t worry about trying to control everything when everything is in His hands. Surrendering our troubles to Him affords us much peace and, in a way, breathing room. Not only does the Lord ask that we give our burdens to Him, He has provided us with ways of comfort when we find ourselves in stormy water. I’m not saying that a cup of tea, a fluffy blanket and your favorite movie are not excellent methods of making yourself feel better, but what I am saying is…

When you find yourself in the midst of the storm, do not look towards the sinking sand of the shoreline. Look instead to the strong rock of salvation, who reaches His hand out to you and calls to you from within the waves, wind and rain.

Remember, Jesus calmed the storm when out at sea with His disciples. There is no doubt that He can find you in the midst of yours.

Before you go crawling into your fluffy blanket cocoon with a nice cup of tea to watch The Princess Bride or whatever movie your comfort movie is, first go to God. Pray, and tell Him of your burdens and feelings. He cares, and will listen for as long as you need, and is fully prepared to offer you all of the peace and comfort He has in store. Lay your burdens at His feet, and He will give you true peace and rest. Not only this, but spend time in the Lord’s word. Whenever I find myself in a low place, in need of comfort and peace, I try my best to always tell God what I am dealing with and then read His word, finding that it brings comfort. My go to personally is the Psalms, but everyone may have their own comforting area and that is up to you to discover, and for the Lord to guide you too. After all of this, grab your blanket, your tea and your movie and settle in. Rest.

But first, remember, take your issues and burdens to the Lord. Then, spend time in His word. Because while fluffy blankets and movies are nice, what God has to say is better than what man has to offer.

Sending you love, and may the Lord keep you in His hand and His perfect peace that surpasses all understanding.

Blessings,

XOXO

-J

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