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BRADY SKJEI Postgame | October 25, 2024
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why do we beastify luo binghe when turning shen yuan into beast is right there for the taking
he wouldnt even really give a shit except for how "naked" he might be, and all i can imagine him doing with his new form is cataloguing all its traits and pretending to be scary so he can tend to whatever castle/estate/magic kingdom he got beast!cursed into management over without being bothered (im talking howl's moving castle sophie levels of "your face finally suits you" acceptance)
binghe showing up as the beauty who has to seduce the 'monster' interests me so much more, especially if u throw in a zesty bit of angst with everyone in town calling binghe a 'beast' for turning down all his marriage proposals, being run out of town for various crimes he never committed just bc he's the orphan and the easy target, who then meets someone so kind and yet so twisted looking, who has basically cursed himself into his current state, and having to teach each other that who they are is not what they are
i think it would also fit lovingly into binghe's whole thing about wanting someone to finally choose him, on purpose, and for shen yuan to be the one to say that he always will and not have the curse just fade away or disappear, mayhe it creeps up in small ways on days sy has trouble believing in himself, but then a touch from binghe, or a smile, and he can feel his claws retreat, or his fur smooth back out into skin
as long as someone like binghe can smile at him like that, he cant really be so bad, can he?
#bingyuan#svsss#reverse beasting these boys tonite in honor of sy's commitment to documenting every creature great and small on the planet in svsss#he deserves to be the beast#so binghe can be the prettiest man alive in his story#but also i think sy doesnt really have a v flattering image of himself even pre-transmigration#so it fits that he would be forced to appear on the outside how he feels on the inside#binghe getting to swoop in and befriend the insanely beautiful creature haunting these grounds all so he can get one(1) chance#to seduce the kind monster of qing jing peak#yet more brain rot taking over tonight#the bingqiu worms back at it again
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someone please draw Clancy and Torch as that: the bride and her ugly ass groom meme I beg of you please
#twenty one pilots#clancy#Torchbearer#tøp#trenchler#joshler#clancebearer#the bride and the ugly ass groom#Please I need to see this#I can’t draw humans ahh#Torch would obviously be the bride#Not saying Clancy is ugly#But Josh dun is the prettiest man on this planet#clique art#clancybearer
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everyone has a little crush on soap but EVERYONE is a little in love with gaz
#ghost is the luckiest man on earth#in the romance department anyway…#how did his big ass pull the prettiest mfs on the planet thats not even fair#call of duty#cod#john soap mactavish#john mactavish#soap mactavish#kyle gaz garrick#kyle garrick#gaz cod#soap cod
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*sighs* just thinking about austin butler growl-singing 'trouble' again
#its haunted me in the best way since i first heard it#like#that man can actually SING#as well as being the prettiest fucking thing on the planet?#criminal#still get the shivers when i hear the choruses#austin butler#trouble#elvis
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jd and his silly ass glasses <3
#jonathan davis#korn#jd korn#he is so fucking beautiful oh my god dude#jonathan davis korn#literally the prettiest man to ever walk the planet#he’s my wife#nu metal#i would die for him
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2018 골든디스크 Red Carpet BAEKHYUN
#baekhyun#byun baekhyun#exosnet#kpop#dailybg#kpopco#kpopccc#malegroupsnet#malegroupsedit#ultkpopnetwork#*#neox#gifs#prettiest man on the planet#the camerawork on that video is so shaky i am SORRY
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our beloved centre preparing for his first stage as an idol!
#zb1#zerobaseone#boys planet#zhang hao#zb1work#zb1net#zerobaseonesource#ultkpop#iri.gifs#forpaulita#higabi#tuserchrissy#megtag#usermia#gunwookstan#dearestmillie#userzb1s#usersrin#useroro#dearly beloved prettiest man w the prettiest eyes in the whole entire world#i love how hao speaks korean it is yet another thing that is so horribly endearing abt him...........#im so excited for his solo on their debut album im gonna go completely crazy KLDSKL
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#joe#art#um yeah this is all on my mind#did i mention hes the prettiest man on the planet#and i think hed treat me righr
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someone on twitter just said “hear me out” about victoria pedretti ?????
#my brother in christ that’s one of the prettiest women on the planet#no doubt coming from a man that looks like he SNUCK onto this planet#c
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anywaygs . re: the whole mjölnir Thing. yea miguel can pick up tha hammer, whaddaboudit
#talking tag#spider-man 2099#spiderman 2099#miguel o'hara#marvel#comics#comic panels#more people reblogged that post abt me jokin that nobody knows what happens in 2099 and i got Brainweird abt it dwai dwai. .#anyways yeah this is real and was published im not making it up it;s not a Bit.#this is my Freebie ok? if we all get a free pass on being an absolutely insufferable git abt One Thing for smarm alone then this is Mine#(choking back tears) my babygirl is the specialest prettiest princess on the whole planet if u dont clap for him im blowing up the hostages
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He looks so pretty in these it’s absolutely insane
#man yall need to get on pinterest because there’s so much gold of the ck cast#These pictures being taken were actually a VERY early birthday gift me#because they were taken on my bday#He’s the prettiest girl on the planet tbh#i don’t take criticism#william zabka
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guys i just got netflix sts jumpscared and they ruined aphrodites hair and took away his lipstick im so upset. why did you do that to him.
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imagine looking like this……… omfg i’d be the most narcissistic mf out there
240819 hynjinnnn instagram live [*the mark on his arm is from manual therapy]
#hyunjin the man that you areeeee 😩#literally the prettiest man on the planet#he’s not real#god rlly does have favorites and it SHOWS
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😾Really Nice Guy Who Hates Only You
*part of the reverse trope series*
Pairing: Oscar Piastri x Celebrity!Reader Genre: Fluff/Miscommunication/Humor/SMAU Summary: Oscar was known to be the epitome of a polite cat. His reputation is that he is genuinely nice to everyone. Well, everyone except for you.
*once again, I have loved writing for this series and it seems like everyone loves these chapters (as they have the highest notes out of all of them). I'm really excited for what is to come! I have loved making all the special tweets and other additions to the posts!*
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Oscar had been in a bad mood. The garage could practically feel the cloud that surrounded the Aussie as he walked through the garage on Saturday morning for the sprint. The scrunch of the nose and the constant side eyes also gave it away.
Normally, Oscar tends to be more on the quiet side. But today, he was even quieter. Gone was the polite cat, and it was replaced by a very grumpy feline.
“Hey Oscar! Come meet our guests!”
Oscar let out a sigh as he turned around and put a very fake smile on his face. This is the moment he had been dreading ever since you stepped into the garage. He did, or couldn’t, understand why you were wearing his number on the back of the jersey you wore.
It disgusted him.
You were very pretty though, he had eyes. Your hair went very well with the papaya orang and your smile could pretty much kill a man in a 10-foot radius. Except that right now, Oscar wanted your perfect hair to catch on fire and he’d avoid the smile.
When he finally got closer, he stopped a few feet in front of you, not wanting to get too close. Two hands clapped him on the shoulders as Lando started to shake him.
“So Os-cah, this is Y/n L/n, 2-time Grammy Award winner and probably the prettiest guest we’ve ever had.”
All right, so Lando was a gonner.
Oscar fought the urge to roll his eyes right into the back of his head so he wouldn’t have to look at you anymore. But your smile was oh-so pretty. You looked at him with wide eyes as you held out your hand for a shake.
However, Oscar just looked at it, then looked at you.
“Welcome.”
Lando reeled back, confused at his younger teammate’s coldness. The two watched as your smile faltered just a bit. (If Oscar had any remorse, he didn’t show it.) You were quick to recover and spread another smile, even if this one wasn’t as real as the first.
You put your hand down as you greeted, “It’s such an honor to finally meet you! I’ve been a fan for what feels like forever.”
Oscar grunted. “Can’t say the same.”
You absolutely wanted to whimper. You had been waiting to be invited to a Formula 1 garage ever since you won your first Grammy. And well, you had other offers from Red Bull or Ferrari, but the McLaren garage is the one you wanted to be your first. So, you had declined and declined until you knew that you could meet the driver that you had been following for so long.
But now that you finally met him, you wondered why he was such an asshole.
You pushed down your feelings and continued. “That’s ok. My music isn’t for everyone. But I wanted to congratulate you on your rookie season last year!”
“Thanks.”
Ok, Lando knew something was up and he couldn’t take the hurt-puppy-eyes coming from you anymore. The Briton was about to say something, but Zak had decided to interrupt with another celebrity guest.
“Guys, this is Sabrina, she’s also joining Miss L/n in the garage today. Ladies, we have two headsets for you in the back when we’ll go over some last minute car things if you’d like to listen in!” Zak explained.
It only hurt when Oscar eyes lit up at your fellow musician, brushing past you to personally introduce himself. Lando was now left with a very sad Grammy winner on his hands. He gently put his arm around your waist to bring you to the side.
When a long sigh escaped your lips, Lando felt awful.
“Y/n, I swear he’s normally the nicest person on the planet. Oscar always seems to love everyone, no matter the guest.”
Your eyes flitted over to where Oscar was now animatedly talking to Sabrina about her new album. You let out a scoff.
“Yeah, everyone but me. Maybe I should have just taken the offer from Red Bull or Ferrari.”
Lando pouted. He knew that you had been a fan of Oscar’s way back to the start of his F2 season. And then you had purposefully put the word McLaren in many different songs. Hell, your newest album titled “Momentum” was basically a love letter to your beloved team. You even had plans to become an investor once you could make the first payment.
The Briton felt lost. “I was going to find Max and Charles if you’d like to join me?”
You took one more look at Oscar, not surprised to see him glare at you from the side. That action made up your mind and you agreed to go with Lando.
Taking with Max and Charles was like a breath of fresh air. The two were great conversationalists and pretty funny. The Monegasque even invited you into one of the media buildings to look at the behind the scenes, which put you in awe.
The two rivals, thought, couldn’t understand why you were attached to Lando when you had a giant 81 on the back of your jersey.
“Have you met Oscar yet?” Charles asked. When you tensed, he knew that he had asked a wrong question. Your expression quickly became sad.
“Yeah. But I don’t think he likes me very much,” you muttered.
Max scoffed. “That’s absurd. He’s quiet, but he’s nice to everyone.”
Lando winced. “But for some reason, he was being really rude and just standoff-ish.”
You looked so dejected. “At first I thought he might not be a fan of my music, but then he was super smiley with Sabrina and we co-wrote most of mine and her songs. So it’s not the genre.”
The Briton wanted to try to bring your spirits back up, but he noticed the time and said that you and him had to be back at the garage. You said your goodbyes to the Dutchman and Monegasque before you followed Lando back to the garage.
On your way in, Oscar sent you yet another glare as he got ready to be in the car.
Although he had been mean, you still said, “Good luck.”
Maybe he heard you or didn’t, but he never responded or acted like he took it to heart.
When Oscar was able to overtake multiple cars and finish the sprint in P2, you were ecstatic. His terrible attitude did not hinder your joy for the Aussie. You didn’t secretly call yourself the #1-Piastri fan for nothing. Sabrina laughed next to you as you hopped up and down, glad that your driver finished well in the points.
It was sad for Lando who didn’t make it past P5, but the Briton explained that qualifying for the actual race is when it truly counted.
You watched with stars in your eyes as Oscar walked up after Charles to be interviewed by Jensen Button.
The former driver asked the first question.
“Oscar, first congrats on the P2, you did a lot of overtaking. Was that in the strategy?”
The Aussie laughed, really showing that he indeed was polite to everyone.
“Well the strategy is always to win, but we were close with all the upgrades. It’s been good and I’m ready for the races to come.”
A few more questions were asked and exchanged before Jensen somehow brought you up.
“So we saw that Y/n L/n and Sabrina Carpenter were both in the McLaren garage. And we all know that Y/n is a massive McLaren fan as well as your fan. Have you listen to any of her songs?”
Many people definitely saw the change in facial expression when your name was brought up. The smiley Oscar was replaced with a bored one.
“Well, I don’t really listen to artists who bash or make fun of my driving.”
Jensen gave me a very curious look. “She actually praises you in most of her songs.”
The Aussie rolled his eyes. “Yeah, like the one where she said she crashed her McLaren like Piastri.”
Your eyes widened, along with everyone else in the garage. Those were definitely not the lyrics to one of your songs. Lando also had wide eyes and he was looking right at you, who seemed to be on the verge of a mental breakdown.
“I would never do that,” you said, looking into Lando’s hazel eyes. The Briton looked puzzled. He had specifically played or sung songs for the Aussie that mentioned McLaren or Oscar.
You kind of just sank into the background, trying to process what could have gone wrong. Lando on the other hand raced to catch Oscar as he was walking into the garage.
“Mate, what are you doing?” Oscar asked as Lando was directing him to one of the driver rooms. Lando slammed the door and turned to Oscar.
“What are the lyrics to Y/n’s song?”
There was another eye roll. “Lando you sung them to me like two weeks ago.”
Land shook his head. “But tell me.”
Oscar huffed, “Small talk, big love. Act like you don’t care but I disagree. When I crashed my McLaren like Piastri.”
“Stop!”
The Aussie cocked his head.
Lando continued, “Those aren’t the lyrics you muppet. It’s ‘When I crashed my McLaren like past me.’ A few years ago, Y/n used to wreck a lot of cars at a teen. She got better and decided to buy a McLaren when your seat was announced for 2023. And then she crashed it on accident after she got broken up with.”
A look of realization washed over Oscar’s face and then a look of dread. A giant sigh left his lips. Lando thought he was going to pass out or something but the second Papaya driver quickly ran out of the room. He stopped short of where you had sat in the back of the garage and quietly started to step closer.
Your head was in your hands but you looked up when you heard footsteps. You were shocked to be looking at Oscar, who had a guilty look on his face. You shot up out of your seat and began to ramble.
“Oscar, I swear, I would never back and diss you in any of my songs. You’re truly my favorite driver and I was so excited to meet you. I have put your name in my songs before, but it’s only been praise. I’m so sorry that you’ve been thinking that I’d make fun of your driving and-“
Oscar held out a hand to stop you.
But now it was his turn to ramble, hands flying everywhere.
“You’re sorry? I’m sorry. I’ve been an utter asshole to you all day. That was horrible of me. Lando sung me the song a few weeks ago, but it was pretty mumbled because he couldn’t remember some of the words and I heard Piastri instead of past me and I just thought the worst and…”
Lando was having a field day watching you watch Oscar with stars in your eyes as he apologized over and over again.
The Briton pretended to dust his hands off as he watched Oscar pull out his phone and offer it to you.
“Another day, another matchmaking completed.”
y/n_l/n has posted
y/n_l/n thank you so much McLaren for the amazing day today! It was truly a dream come true to meet my all time favorite driver! little surprise for everyone else - Florida is yours (inspired by a special someone) 🧡
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queeny/n OH MY GOSH NEW SONG AFTER THE MIAMI RACE??
y/n&f1 wouldn't the song be written for Logan then?
y/nxoscar she said inspired - didn't mean that it's actually about him
oscah81 P2 SPRINT RACE AND POSSIBLE NEW WAG
landonorris I too would like a song pls
charles_leclerc we all know she wrote golden about me ♥️
maxverstappen1 I claim midnight rain then
landonorris ☹️
y/n_l/n it's ok lando - working on one now!
y/nsgrammy to think that Oscar thought she dissed him when she's like his biggest fan ever
oscargirlie y/n get's us with the second picture
oscarpiastri was the second picture necessary? and Florida? when did you have time to write that??
y/n_l/n 1. yes, it was very necessary, 2. I wrote it when you ignored me
oscarpiastri and you still wrote me a song?
y/n_l/n of course! most of my songs had you written in mind ☺️
oscarpiastri so. . . dress?
y/n_l/n 😳🤭
loscar-land your honor I love them
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jack black w/ sideburns and shoulder length hair has me crying, throwing myself on the floor, and begging at least 2 gods for mercy
tbh any-era jack black has me waving my dick around like a 7-11 crackhead
#im gonna throw up he's literally too hot#me: sees chunky funny man#me: screaming and dragging my ass across the carpet like a dog with worms#i just really like jack black#honestly him and Matthew Holness and Matt Berry and Brendan Gleeson are the the like four most attractive men on the planet#they're all just so hot#beefy legs? belly? probably a little shorter than me? either hilarious or unhinged or both? i would fight god to fuck a dude like that best#crying and throwing up#he's just *sobs*#time to make a hot as fuck bum-ass sim dude to sate my thirst#i will give him the lankiest prettiest most morticia addams girlfriend you have no idea
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