#the poglin Smp

[falst]

Okay so I have joined an SMP server my friend Swag is in and so far I have

been shown around the server

Been told the Viritgo, a theif and a bastard

Gotten two llamas named Jimmy and Jolene

Died while trying to farm xp after someone accidentally broke all the scaffolding under me

Lost half my stuff after lava spilled from the xp

Been gifted a netherite sword by the kid who slapped me a few years ago

[praesidiumemosie]

Dream SMP headcanons part 1

Piglins, Poglins, and Zombie Pigmen are all okay with Technoblade unless provoked

Some of the more passive mobs can turn human but they’re stuck like that for a year before turning back

Golden Apples, though being extremely helpful, have a stale-like taste that usually resembles your most traumatic memory, the thing you hate the most, or the worst taste you have ever had the unpleasant taste of tasting. God apples taste like all three so they are extremely unstable to eat

The End was sealed off by Dream to stop any of the war to come through

Diamond Armor while being heavy, is also very hard to break through, while Gold is the opposite. Netherite is a perfect combination of two

Ranboo has issues speaking english when he’s panicking too much, so he accidentally refers to himself as “we” and “you”

[judgemental-ravioli]

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