#the planchette moved { meme answers }

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🕯️ [ alex // casper ]

Memes / Always accepting - 🕯️ For our muses to use an Ouija board @heartxshaped-bruises

"I don't think anyone's going to answer," Alex said, surprising himself as he took on the natural role of skeptic, holding his hands over the planchette, meeting the other's eyes for a moment. Was he sure this is what they wanted to do? Alex had some loose frames around, they could make the mirrors and talk to the dead that way, or perhaps read a tarot deck? Alex opened his mouth- the idea popping into his head to ask Casper about burning a couple bones but . . . well, he looked back down, his expression closing into a frown. "Can we call to people? Or is it just whoever is around?" Various cheap candles burned around them, set atop various coasters, glassware, and one particularly unlucky book that would be sacrificed before the carpet in the most unfortunate scenario.

"I wanna talk to Washington Irving. I wanna ask him how much he weighed." Casper looked up at him, shock drawing him out of his shell. "Don't judge me!" Alex said, gesturing down at the board, willing the other to concentrate. "It's perfectly natural!" Yeah, sure. "Besides, he was a huge drunk." But surprisingly, not a bad word was ever spoken about him- at least according to a questionable book at the library book sale he'd decided against buying as he couldn't remember who the hell Washington Irving was and why he would care at the time. He was sure it'd still be around the next time. And the time after that.

Finally the planchette began moving. Alex shut his eyes, making Casper spell it all out in his mind as he took a deep breath, relaxing into the movement and gently pushing the piece of wood wherever while he ignored the fact that his leg was beginning to cramp for no reason. Honestly, this wasn't so bad! "Well, what's it say?" Alex asked, laying down on the floor as soon as Casper drew away, his head laying next to a couple candles on a glass cutting board. One of the worst inventions ever if you asked him. Alex smiled to himself, musing how Casper looked pale, and drawn in this light, the candles drawing deep shadows across his face.

"You up for some Go Fish?" Something rumbled and crashed outside. Just the neighbors.

[envymachine]

The ouija board says you’re a little shit.”

“That is NOT the board! I can feel you pulling my hand around!” Darrell tried to yank the planchette away from the boy with a snarl. “Shows me for actually trying to make this work.”

[booguesswho]

Oversharing asks: Talk about someone you’ve lost.

“Uhm, uh.“ Kuma squirms a bit, kicking their legs where they sit. “Garrot, he was, one a’ my friends, back in school, y’know. He was, funny, ‘n real gentle. Everyone, heh, liked to joke that we shoulda been siblings. But.” They stop kicking their legs while they pause, then start up again. “We were the fucked up kids, y’know, no one, fuckin, wanted us around, ‘n Garrot didn’t have any money, so, so, and he liked Sophie, they were best friends, ‘n Sophie didn’t have nothin’ either, they made a pact, they wanted to make somethin’ of themselves, they didn’t. Rowan, Rowan got into worse shit, ‘n they’re in jail now, for assault, ‘n some other stuff. I haven’ talked to them in ages.“ Kuma’s quiet a long while. “Garrot ‘n Sophie joined the army. They thought, they could get scholarships, ‘n health care, ‘n other stuff, if they were veterans a while. ‘N chances. They got, deployed. After boot camp. Sophie’s, okay, I think. She’s, she’s still out there. Garrot’s not coming back.“

[sweetmorninglight]

Supernatural AU!Necromancer (I.M)

“Hey, stop it” the blonde annoying girl said moving away from Guy n.1, who was poking her legs with a stick

You didn’t learn their names and you didn’t care because they weren’t your friends

Actually, you had no friends at all, only annoying school acquaintances

And here you were with three of them trespassing a cemetery just to ““have fun””

“This is so scary” Guy n.2 said pointing the flashlight of his phone to the graves

“The only scary thing here is your ugly face” Guy n.1 replied and laughed alone

You rolled your eyes for the fourth time that night and sighed

If you weren’t so bored at home, you wouldn’t have accepted their invitation to break some laws and maybe have a supernatural adventure

Now you started to regret your decision, staying home would’ve been better than this

“What if we see something?” the blonde girl asked

“The only thing you’re seeing tonight is in my pants, baby” Guy n.1 replied and you almost threw up

“Could you please respect the dead?” you said giving him an annoyed look

“Why? They’re dead, I’m not” the moron laughed and you rolled your eyes again

“You’ll be someday” Guy n.2 said apprehensively as you guys approached the main chapel

“But not soon enough” you complemented under breath

“Are we entering?” the blonde girl asked

“Hell yeah, I wanna talk to some dead people” Guy n.1 waved the Ouija board and was the first one to break in

Luckily the cemetery wasn’t a place that most people like to hang out at, so the only night guard was fast asleep in his cabin at the entrance

You wouldn’t be disturbed by anyone… Alive, obviously

“I’m not sure if we should do this, I’ve heard some terrible stories about this kind of games” the blonde girl looked around and hug herself

Moonlight was shining through some windows giving a darker and somber atmosphere to the place

“I brought holy water with me” Guy n.2 showed a metal flask and set his phone on the floor to light up the area

“Let’s do it” Guy n.1 sat down and arranged the board

You sat in front of him, with your back to the door, and the other two sat by your sides

You all placed your fingers on the planchette

“Is anyone there?” Guy n.2 asked looking around

“Oh, oh!” the girl almost screamed feeling the planchette moving, but you held your finger in place

“Stop pretending” you warned Guy n.1

“I’m not” he said smiling in an annoying manner

“Right” you moved the piece back to its original place and told them not to fool around

“Hello” Guy n.2 said and you all waited for an answer, but nothing happened

“Maybe they don’t wanna talk to your ugly face” Guy n.1 remarked and you were holding yourself from punching him

“Try it then, moron” Guy n.2 was fed up as well

“Hey, demon, it’s ya boy” Guy n.1 laughed

“Why would you say that?!” the girl hit him in the arm with her right hand, breaking the bond with the board

“It’s a meme! Don’t you know this meme?!”

“You removed your hand before asking to leave!” Guy n.2 exasperated

“But it didn’t say anything”

“But we already established contact!”

“I’m sorry, please, I don’t wanna die!” she placed her hand back

“Too late” a deep, sensual voice disrupted their ranting, making them all scream and leave the chapel within seconds

You, however, remained on your spot

“Hm, goodbye?” you placed the planchette on the word by yourself and you heard the voice laugh

“Well, I just arrived, isn’t that a bit rude?” the voice stepped out of the shadows and goddamn, you weren’t expecting a guy your age to show up

He was wearing black from head to toe and you’ve never seen anyone look this good in only one color

There was a mysterious aura surrounding him and you realized you were staring for too long when his lips turned into a smirk

“Who were you trying to contact?” he pointed at the board

“No one”

“Grandma, right?” he laughed at your surprised face. “Surprised already? I haven’t even showed you all my tricks yet”

Your heart skipped a beat seeing him stepping a bit closer. What was he talking about? Who was he? How did he get in main chapel without being seen by you or the others? What did he want?

So many questions, yet you couldn’t voice them.

Your lack of communication made the mysterious guy cross his arms and speak again

“Your friends left you behind”

“They’re not my friends, they’re too dumb” you finally said, getting up and cleaning your jeans with your hands.

“Oh, really?” he sounded way too interested.

“They were trying to contact spirits inside a sacred place, if that’s not dumb then I don’t know what dumb is”

“Ah, that’s why they ran away and you’re still here? Because you know I can’t be a spirit?”

“I’m not scared of spirits or dying, if that’s what you’re implying” you collected the board.

“Isn’t it scary to be ready to die at such a young age?” he questioned,  but you didn’t answer

“I’m assuming you’re the kind of person that believes that living people can do more harm than dead ones” he came closer with small steps “But that’s because you haven’t met the right dead ones. You can’t even imagine what some people would do if I gave them a second chance”

“If you gave them a second chance?” you scoffed without realizing you were talking to him again.

You cleared your throat before speaking

“Right, that was a fun talk, but I’m going now”

“Can I show you something?”

“No, thanks” you said opening the chapel’s door

“Are you sure, Honey Bunch?” his voice made you freeze in place

You turned slowly, teared eyes and holding the board tightly against your chest

“That’s how she called you, right? It was her favorite books when she was young… Ah, she always wanted to be like Honey Bunch, but her spirit wasn’t as free and adventurous as yours. I see now” the guy nodded and closed the distance between you too

“Are you sure you don’t want to see what I want to show you?” he raised an eyebrow offering his hand

You noticed he had black nail polish in some of his nails and this only added to his odd yet intriguing look.

He was even more mysterious under the moonlight, but something in his eyes made you feel comfortable, so you decided to take his hand

But when he led you to an open grave you knew you made a terrible choice

Your heart was pounding inside your chest as your brain was trying to come up with a crazy plan to get you away from his and this cemetery

“Don’t be scared, nothing will come out to grab you” he mocked. “I just want to help you see your grandma again”

“What?” you let out unintentionally

“I know this sounds crazy, but trust me” he got down on his knees and started to draw some symbols on the dirt

He placed some items he took from his pockets on specific positions and started to mumble a few words that sounded like latin to you

It was when the dirt began rising from the ground and danced around you both that you wondered where the hell have you put yourself into

“Oh, I see” he mumbled to himself and turned to you. “She’s transitioning, so it’s quite unstable now, but you’ll be able to see each other for a few moments”

You were still lost with all that has happened so far, but when the dirt began to shift into your grandma’s shape you fell down on your knees.

“Granny?” you asked with tears already filling your eyes

Losing your grandma was the hardest moment you had to go through so far

“She can’t hear you, I’m sorry” you heard him saying, but that didn’t matter

She was smiling at you again

Your grandma was there in front of you and nothing else mattered

She was wearing the same clothes she had during her funeral and you cried more because she looked beautiful.

You missed her grandma more than anyone else

She was your number one support, she was your rock, she was your safe place, she was everything you wanted to be when you grow older

You were feeling priviledged to see her again looking so healthy

This is a sight you wouldn’t forget for sure

“Hm, she has to go back” the guy warned and the dirt rose again

She waved goodbye with such kind eyes you found yourself  laughing through your tears

“Bye, I love you” you whispered waving back and your heart felt at ease when she disappeared

Losing her again wasn’t so bad because now you knew she was alright and you had the chance to properly say goodbye

“I’m sorry, I couldn’t hold her here any longer” the guy explained

His hands were shaking and his forehead was damp with sweat

“Are you okay? You’re not in pain, are you?” you used your sleeve to pat away some of his sweat

You weren’t expecting his eyes to be so beautiful up close

“I’m still new to all of this, but I’m okay” he breathed

“I don’t know what you did, but it was truly amazing. Thank you” you lightly kissed his cheek and smiled

You weren’t expecting him to blush so hard, but it was cute

He placed his fingers on his cheek and smiled widely

“Would it be weird if I asked you to explain how you do this thing over a cup of coffee or something you’d like to drink or something?” you felt yourself blushing as well while being confused with your own words

“That’d be great, I know a place nearby that closes late, we could check it out. I’m Changkyun, by the way” he offered his hand to you again and this time you didn’t have to think before grabbing it and saying your name back.

You didn’t expect your night to have such a twist of events, but you were thankful those three colleagues from school called you to hang out to see some spirits because you actually did and it couldn’t have gone any better than this.

[somaybeimbiased]

SHINee 5 | Ghost Hunters AU

I redid this early post and I think I improved it, others also requests a couple things about this AU, so I just redid it bc the other one was messy

With increasing reports of things going ‘bump’ in the night, a team of 5 guys formed, and they travel around South Korea. They film their findings and post them on youtube. They have 20 million subscribers, even if they do talk in Korean. (Subtitles my guys) Viewers think they are all v cute and hilarious but also this is the most realistic ‘ghost’ show out there.

Onew- Research Analyst

He was never one to believe in ghosts.

He didn’t even think it was a possibility.

After his mom died and Taemin started blabbering about how mom was still around and that nonsense, it made him hate the prospect of ghosts.

But when his best friend in high school asked him to help out, he couldn’t say no.

His filming was trash, but it got the job done.

It was all fun and games until ghosts actually started moving stuff

The breaking point in his skepticism came when a door slammed shut behind him and locked him in Jonghyun’s cellar.

Might’ve cried a lil

After that, he went ham researching the paranormal.

His and Taemin’s dad is a  cop so he will sometimes ‘borrow’ his dad’s database computer to see if there is any sketchy happening in the history of wherever they are heading.

He was kind of against Key putting the first video on youtube, but it got popular so he forgave it.

Never gets used to the prospect that he has fans who like him the most out of their group. Like he has fangirls

After becoming a hit and getting 10k subscribers with only crappy iPhone videos, so after a while, they decided that they need more people on their team.

Put an ad on craigslist

The only ones who answered were his brother and Minho

Very much against Taemin and his boyfriend? Best friend?  Joining the team.

Thought that Taemin would turn it into a joke

But then he watched his little brother get possessed and he freaked tf out.

Got used to it after a while.

Their youtube channel continued through high school graduation and only got more popular.

They would film on the weekends.

He is really into it after a while and he basically becomes a human dictionary for ghosts

Like, ask him any question  and he will spit out the answer

Minho will only let him touch and cameras and other $$$$ equipment

“You’re the least likely to get scared or get possessed so-”

Except he runs into stuff all the time so?

Like if you think he is clumsy during the day, you should see him try to get around with a night vision camera.

Sometimes he will just trip or fall and Key s c r e a m s

“ARE YOU OKAY DID A GHOST GET YOU?!?!”

Jinki just kinda laughs it off, bc Key is so jumpy.

But overall he likes being a ghost hunter

Like it’s fun, plus he gets to spend a ton of time with his best pals

Jonghyun- The Leader

Every great story starts with a stupid decision.

Jonghyun’s was letting Key convince him to make and use an Ouija board during a sleepover when they were 13.

He 100% thought it was fake until the planchette started moving by itself even though Key and he were on the other side of the room.

And then him and key just like took the board and put it in the garbage.

But the damage had already been done.

His house was haunted.

Ever since then, he and Key had been trying to prove it to someone that they’d messed up Jonghyun’s house.

They invited Jinki over to try to get evidence on camera

So they made Jinki film using Key’s crappy iPhone and a cereal box voice recorder Key had saved boxtops for.

But then they caught some weird voices and the cellar door shutting on Jinki and they were spooked

Key put the evidence on a youtube channel and people went crazy for it.

They loved the video.

He wanted to make more, so him Key and Jinki tried just them for a year or so before deciding they needed to expand their group.

The ad on craigslist seemed to work bc they got a cameraman and a medium.

How cool are they?!

Once they started getting more and more popular, people would email him about coming to their house, business, etc.

Their youtube views were high too.

He 100% carries around a lil suitcase full of traditional ghost hunting stuff, like an ouija board salt, sage, etc.

Screams in falsetto

Gets scared easily, but is nowhere near as bad as Key

Sometimes Key’s screams startle him more than the spooky ghosts.

He also always gets scratches on his legs?

Like?

He can’t wear shorts anymore.

“No, I don’t own a cat.”

Lowkey thinks Taemin might be lying, but only because Jinki said he thinks it might be a coping mechanism.

But then Taemin sprouted off how a demon was following Jjong and has been attached to him since he was 13 and Jjong hadn’t really told anyone besides Kibum and Jinki what happened when he was younger so like

“Wow, okay, accepted.”

Key- The Comic Relief / Face of the group

This guy is scared of ghosts

Doesn’t know why he thought hunting them was a good choice.

Only in it for the potential views at first when they made Jinki film them in Jjong house.

1000% believes in ghosts though.

Made a youtube account for them.

GhostHunters5_25

He s c r e a m e d when they went viral

“SO MANY PEOPLE HAVE SEEN MY FACE”

Basically became an instant meme.

Pictures of him screaming and crying a lil are all over the internet.

Any fame is good fame.

100% let it go to his head.

Like, fame didn’t change him, he just got cocky with the ghosts.

It got worse when they really blew up after Taem and Mango joined the team.

Made everyone wear makeup for filming.

M: “I’m behind the camera why do I need makeup?”

T: “Also we are in the dark, I don’t-”

“SHHhshhhHSHhHh”

He was crazy for the views and stuff.

A skeptic of Taemin, like legit at the beginning he said they should kick Taem out.

“I can bring my dogs instead. They are just as cute as Taemin and dogs can sense things”

Got possessed once

It was for like 10 seconds

But he didn’t take it suuuper seriously until that happened.

He wanted to quit at first like he walked out of the house they were investigating.

Taemin tried to talk to him about it like

“Bum, I know you’re stressed but like, It happens to me all the time, and I’m fine.”

“No, you’re a freak! That’s why they go to you! If you were normal you would know how I feel!”

Taemin just left, and he ignored Key for 2 weeks straight.

Jjong and Jinki convinced Key to talk to him, bc if they didn’t patch stuff up, they’d lose their cameraman, their medium, and two of their best friends.

Everything was okay after he apologized.

From then on he would bring a doll with him to all investigations

The doll was an old cabbage patch kid

He named her Susan

“The ghost can possess the doll instead of me now”

The doll never actually gets possessed.

But sometimes 2min hide his dolls so he thinks it might’ve worked.

Also the fun cop™

Makes them go to the library before every new place to do research about it led by himself and Jinki.

Takes it suuuper seriously.

“Jonghyun, stop putting paperclips in Taemin’s hair”

“Where did Minho go?”

“Taemin, wake up you’re drooling all over the phonebook from 1987!”

“Minho when did you go get Panda Express?!”

Done with their bullshit

Minho- The Man behind the Camera

Didn’t actually know the others before this.

Like vaguely knew Jinki bc he is Taemin’s brother brother

But he really only knows Taemin, his bestboyfriend

They don’t like labels

One night Taemin showed him a crappy youtube video for three dorks hunting for ghosts.

“Isn’t that your brother filming? I didn’t know anyone could be so bad at filming! Who let that happen?

The film major was not impressed.

Left an angry comment on their video about how they need to get a proper cameraman.

A couple weeks later he was scrolling through craigslist while ignoring his homework and he found an interesting ad.

In search of extra crew to help investigate paranormal

“YO Tae, wanna become ghost hunters?”

Like he was aware Taem had that power, and those three morons needed a good camera guy tbh

Were the only ones serious about answering the ad

Him and Taem got the jobs because they were the only ones to actually answer the ad.

He told them that he was there just to handle equipment and be a cameraman

Quickly given a crash course on the good angles of Kim Kibum

Purposely zooms in on Key when he screams.

He is hella good with the camera work, and he is able to use extra footage sometimes for his film classes.

But he never really gets used to  what happens

Especially when he watches his best friend get possessed the first couple times

Did not cry

One time there was a loud crash in an old house they were investigating and they sent him and Taemin to check it out.

Surprise.

It was a skunk.

So now he always checks the site before setting up.

He also now keeps a few jars of tomato juice in his trunk for emergencies.

Taemin- Mr. Medium

He lowkey resented his brother for starting a paranormal investigation team after teasing Taemin a large portion of their children over Taemin making things up.

He and Jinki were never as close as they were before their mom’s death.

Jinki claimed Taemin was making stuff up, but Taemin let it slide because his mom told him that he was the only one who could see.

Like those rumors that younger kids can see past the physical world but as they get told that ghosts aren’t real and whatnot they lose the ability.

Those are true, but Taemin’s mom being a ghost made it so that he never stopped believing

When they asked Taemin what he could contribute to the team he just deadpanned

“I see dead people”

Jonghyun and Key asked him if he needed therapy.

He almost cussed them all out for being close-minded when they were the ones hunting the ghosts

He is a self-acclaimed Clairvoyant and a Clairsentient

He found out at a young age that he wasn’t normal

His and Jinki’s Mother died in an accident when he was 7

When his father got home to tell him the news

“Don’t joke! She’s right behind you!”

Therapy sucks.

It’s a touchy subject for him to this day.

He has fun with this though, he is able to feel and see the ghosts when they don’t hide themselves

This makes him a valuable asset to the team

Glad that the others allowed his bestboyfriend to be the cameraman too, bc Mango hadn’t shut up about Jinki’s shaking filming.

He instantly became a hit on the youtube channel

He got fangirls from this too.

It’s great to have anyone other than Minho alone believing him.

A lot of comments are about how the hot medium is their favorite and how genuine he is.

Like ‘oh hello, how did all these flowers end up at our house Minho?’

Also, if we talk about Key being a huge meme, we can’t forget about him.

He has a hilarious expression at least 50% of the time.

Gets possessed all the time though

OT4 asked him why he was the one to get targeted all the time

“What can I say, I must just be irresistible”

“They like me because I sympathize with them and my emotions are easily manipulated to suit them”

Also bc he is lowkey into Wiccan charms and it’s only to protect the others from harmful spirits.

Got really hurt when Key got possessed bc he was the one that stopped the spirit from being inside Key for too long, and then after the fact Key hurt him.

He also jokes around a lot outside of the site and when around OT4

Pulls lil pranks on them

But once they arrive, he is all business.

Randomly stares off into the distance all the time bc he sees a ghost

Lowkey afraid of ghosts, but only because he has gotten really hurt in the past from them

Prays all the time to try to protect himself more

/AN// I hope you guys enjoyed! I am wrapping up the semester next week so I’m hoping to start writing more! Thank you <3

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[emphatically-enthusiastic]

Scary Fun (Jared Kleinman x Reader)

[This is my new blog and first fanfic and I’m so nervous and excited end me please. -Fiona]

FYI: Fluffy, swearing, Jared (he definitely comes with his own warning)

 Something felt strange as soon as you arrived at your friend Jared’s house. Every room was pitch dark and the front door was slightly open. You stepped inside, there was no sign of Jared.

“Jared?” You called. No answer. He had texted you barely 10 minutes ago saying you were to come over right away, so where was he? You felt the worry build up as you made your way up the stairs. The hallway was almost too dark to walk through, you tried the light switch but to no avail. Jared’s bedroom was the second door on the left, and you hoped to God that Jared was just napping or something. You crept cautiously down the hallway, keeping your left hand gliding along the wall. It brushed against one door, then the second, Jared’s. You knocked. Again, no response. You pushed the door open slightly, there was a dim yellow glow from inside Jared’s room. You opened the door further and jumped at the sight of candles everywhere and a cloaked figure sitting in the middle of the floor. The figure raised his head to look you dead in the eye.

“Hello, Y/N Y/L/N.”

You groaned loudly and slammed the door behind you, “Dammit Jared! You scared me!”

The big fucking nerd let a small laugh escape from his mouth but tried his best to keep his deadpan expression. His “cloak” at second glance was just a black bathrobe. You felt like an idiot to not see this coming when you saw what Jared had in mind. He’d been trying to get you to do a Ouija board with him a few weeks ago but you’d refused. And now he had you trapped.

“Careful, child.” Jared boomed in a low voice, “You almost blew out my vanilla scented candles with your vigorous door shutting.”

You also couldn’t help but laugh a little at the “scary” voice he was putting on. Jared drove you crazy sometimes, more than he realised. But you could never let him know just how much he meant to you. Sure, Jared was a genuinely nice guy beneath the sarcasm and wisecracks, but if he knew how you felt you’d never hear the end of it.

You smiled and rolled your eyes, “I’ll play if you lose the bathrobe and stupid voice.”

He paused, probably for dramatic effect, “Can I keep the scented candles?”

You both laughed now, hysterically. Jared took off the bathrobe revealing the much more Jared-y khaki shorts and Mario t-shirt. Still chortling and trying not to snort, you sat cross legged in front of him with the Ouija board between you. You both took a breath to compose yourselves. He placed his fingers on the planchette and you did the same. You swallowed your nerves as the two of you ran the planchette in small circles.

“Ya’ll of the underworld! It’s your main meme man Jared K!” Jared announced. You smiled again, which he was glad of. He was trying to make you feel more at ease once he saw the genuine discomfort on your face.

“I call forth any spirits that would like to participate in good-spirited banter!”

…Your face dropped at the pun.

“Ghosties! Anyone there?” Jared called again. There was silence. The planchette wasn’t moving. Everything went still.

Thud.

 You shrieked and clambered away from the Ouija board, “Nope nope nopity nope!” You flipped Jared’s bedroom light switch but the light didn’t come on. Jared just laughed the entire time,

“Y/N, relax! The noise was just the radiator! And I turned the electricity off to freak you out earlier!”

You were having none of it You kicked the Ouija board away and sat down next to Jared, hugging his arm like a koala bear.

“Jeez… I didn’t think you’d get this freaked.” Jared murmured, he tried to move his arm but when he did you just wrapped yourself around his waist instead. You hadn’t even processed what you were doing at first. It wasn’t until you breathed in the subtle smell of his cologne, which was surprisingly calming, that you realised you had physically latched yourself onto the guy you’d been crushing on for, like, a year. You didn’t move. You waited for him to say something but he didn’t. You felt his previously trapped arm come down onto your back and rub it gently.

“Hey, you’re okay, aren’t ya?” He asked softly. You nodded your head like a kid.

“And I didn’t mean to actually scare you, you know that, right?” He asked, you nodded again.

“Although, to be fair, if this was the outcome I don’t really regret a single thing.” He laughed for a split second before realising what he’d said and he clamped his mouth shut.

You raised your head to look up at him, “What do you mean?”

“Nothing.” He replied hastily, when he saw you still gazing at him curiously he bit his lip, “I just mean, it’s kinda cute having you clinging onto me. Feels kinda nice.” He looked like every word made him want to punch himself in the face even more.

You slowly released your grip but didn’t look away from Jared. You placed your hand gingerly on the back of his neck as he finally brought himself to look at you. You were already sitting pretty close together so it didn’t take much leaning until your lips met. It was like a thousand firecrackers exploding in the space of two seconds. You both pulled away for a second before reconnecting the kiss. You draped your arm over his shoulder and his hand rested on your waist, pulling you closer to him.

Jared broke the kiss and laughed breathily against your mouth, “How the hell did this happen?”

You smiled, “I have no idea. But it’s a lot more fun than what you had in mind.”

Jared swallowed nervously, “I’ve wanted this for.. for so long. Like, you don’t know the half of it.”

“So have I.”

“Worth getting scared?” Jared asked, some of his usual mocking persona returning.

“Worth you.” You replied, biting your lip with excitement, “Definitely.”

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“it’s sleek, and it’s stylish.” ~Lydia (for Kuma)

“But I ‘unno if it’s, me?“ Kuma’s fingers found the bottom hem of their sweater as they fingered the yarn, staring at the suggested clothing. It looked tight. It looked like something Jude might wear. For Kuma, ’me‘ meant clothes far too big, preferably ones that made their frame as hidden as possible, in soft fabrics they could sleep in and garish colors or cute prints.

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📝 kai n space au red

Kuma on Kai

Their first impression: shit he thinks im jude i cant be jude im so bad at being jude

Their current impression: Cool guy!!

What they like the most about your muse: he’s so chill

What they dislike the most about your muse: he can be dismissive

What your muse is for them: Friend

A general opinion of their relationship: he’s nice to have around and smoke with sometimes

If applicable, something they wish to reveal: Sometimes he’s so weird after he lets Jude borrow his body.

Jude on Red

Their first impression: stowaways are unacceptable and must be caught, who knows what damage they could cause

Their current impression: My Beloved One And Only Son

What they like the most about your muse: He’s quick-witted with an endearing sense of gentleness

What they dislike the most about your muse: Too soft, sometimes

What your muse is for them: adopted son

A general opinion of their relationship: Good Boy

If applicable, something they wish to reveal: His stowing away was among the best things to happen to them

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💛 (For Jude and Ellus)

Send💛 for an air kiss.

All day, Jude had Kuma laughing and giggling as they floated by Ellus, mimicking their every move and sarcastic expression, and finally, Ellus was demanding to know what was so funny. Unfortunately for them, Kuma was laughing too much to answer, unhelped when Jude turned to Ellus and blew them a kiss.

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"You /monster/~" from kai who's absolutely saying this with an invisible ;) at the end

“You absolute beast~“ Jude answers, a falsely shocked hand over their mouth.

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♗ (Jax and Kuma)

♗:  your muse falling asleep with their head in my muse’s lap.

“Hey Jax–Jax?” The movie credits had been playing for a while now; Jax had the remote, and normally, he was quicker to cut them off. They tried to peer at his face, but they couldn’t see quite past his hair, so they glanced around, looking for Jude. “Is he asleep?“

Jude floated closer and a little smile touched their lips as they said, mournful, “Passed out cold, I’m afraid.“

That was okay with Kuma. They gave him a couple of light scratches behind his ear, then reached over and slid free the remote like a Jenga piece. The chips weren’t far, and they didn’t need to get up. He could keep sleeping.

To Jude, they whispered, “Hey, whaddya wanna watch?“

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1, 3

1 - Were you close to your father?

“When I was a kid, yeah.”

3 - What was your father like in general?

“I don’, I don’t remember much, anymore. He died when I was nine,“ Kuma admits, hands moving unconsciously toward their sleeves. “I remember he smiled a lot, ‘n he gave the best hugs. He used t’help me with my homework, ‘n I would read to him. He was a good dad.“

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mermaid (for both of them)

mermaid: how do you define beauty? 

When Kuma thinks of beauty, they think of vast, expansive landscapes sprawling out below them, the reward they earn after a long day of hiking.

When Jude thinks of beauty, they think of struggle, the sight of something persevering against adversity just as much as the moment when it finally falters.

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*chanting, pounding the table* BODY SWAP BODY SWAP BODY SWAP

Jude wasn’t sure what happened, but this was far better than possession. No longer must they suffer to experience the world thinly, through a layer of human skin; no, in his body, something beat within them, though heavens only knew if it was a heart, flushing blood and fire and power through their veins.

Jude grinned, pushing a hand back through violet hair. That was the best part of it, really. They could feel his power burning within them, sparking through both flesh and air, currented through the markings etched into their skin. It set every inch of them alight.

Such a shame he had always limited their access to that, but no longer. However long this lasted, they could only hope Kai was having even half as much fun as they were about to.

Perhaps they would even say hi to Kuma later.

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💘 (Jude giving Kuma some Words of Wisdom)

Send 💘 for Muse A to talk about Muse’s B love life (or lack of one)

“Kuma. Kuma, I think he’s the one for you. You need to swipe right. “

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🔥

Send 🔥 for Muse A to attempt roasting Muse B 

Oh, Kuma’s got this. They got this great; they know just how to take Jude down.

“Have you ever smelled Jude?“ Nevermind, they can’t do this; they’re already laughing, help them. “They fuckin’, they smell like the grossest, freshest, wettest fart that’s ever come out of your fuckin great grandpa’s rotting ass.“