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PARALLELS
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I don't understand how anyone got good picture of themselve at the gym where all picture and video of me at the gym is me sweaty, with a terrible angle, gasping for air.
#i know it's because#I am really doing the exercise#and all#but damn#nothing for my dating profile#if I do it again one day#it's a staple#of#male culture#and#masculinity#the picture#at the#gym#i guess I will pass#Thoughts#thought#Judas think
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"I love you, and all you guys!"
#splatoon#splatoon 3 posts#splatfest#team family#Frye#Callie#shiver#big man#Marie#captain 3#neo agent 3#smallfry#xenoblade 3#the picture
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I AM SO FUCKING UNWELL
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I know what you are /silly
NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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You got games on your phone?
LMFAOOOOOOO
Yeppers I got them Gamez on my phone LMAO
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📱for marjorie <3
What ringtone my muse has set for yours: she doesn't have a ringtone for him, it's just that old vine sound that goes: ur my dad boogie woogie
What's my muses name in your muses phone: dad ❤️
What contact photo my muse has set for yours:
What my muse thinks of the way yours texts: she thinks he text's alright. not as good as her and sometimes the speed in which he replies, esp if it's important , gets on her nerves.
How quickly my muse responds to your texts: usually right away if she isn't busy or doing something important. if that's the case, it might take her a few minutes.
How often our muses text: i'd say at least once a day ! or sporadically throughout. maggie likes to tell the family group chat good morning, in the least. more if either of them are away/out of town.
How often our muses call: again ! at least once a day. more if someone is out of town.
Does my muse purposefully miss calls from yours: . . yes, but situation dependent. usually, no, but if maggie knows she's in trouble or something or she's very busy then yes. when she's busy and can't talk, she sends a quick text to let him know.
Last text sent from my muse to yours: dad, have you seen that sweater i washed yesterday? it was on my bed. i swear, if christina took it i'll murder her
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ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
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Guys, Netflix is going to make a modern day adaptation of Dorian Gray and they're making Basil and Dorian brothers
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#dank memes#funny post#meme#dank#funny#funny pics#silly#funny pictures#dankest memes#humor#Pluto#autism
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useless ray of goddamn sunshine
#my art#mouthwashing#saw a picture on pinterest and had to put him in there...#useless ray of goddamn sunshine#really proud of how this turned out :]#mouthwashing daisuke#mouthwashing fanart
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This changed my life
OH… oh
#don’t mind me i’m being delusional#joel miller x reader#joel miller#joel miller smut#joel miller x you#the picture#daddy
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Mean Girls (2004) House MD (2009)
#corporate wants you to find the difference between these two pictures#theyre the same picture#house md#gregory house#mean girls#transition
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