#the phoenix brainrot……… 😖💘💘

[ariondevereux]

Okayyy, I made my commute to uni interesting by gushing over Phoenix and Maya soo now I have no choice but to tell you about them all (but like, if these ever get annoying, do let me know asdfghjkl!!). There’s a lot soo like wear a seatbelt:

Phoenix x Maya <3:

(https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cjuw38sNsG_/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=) <- I don’t know about Maya’s dating history before P, but we know that she criticises herself a lot hence why P’s going to for cute notes around for her to find. I imagine that she’d be home alone, just needing to do her own thing and boom! There’s a note that she had no intention of finding — bonus: some are written in French or Dutch and Maya has to translate them (if Maya doesn’t speak those languages)

(https://www.instagram.com/reel/CjnnPz_u-et/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=) <- picnics, low key P’s favourite date idea in like a really pretty chilled meadow or something. P would call her like “hey, can I come pick you up? I have a surprise for you”

(https://www.instagram.com/reel/CjgqxuPP8kk/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=) <- date nights at home work too!

(https://www.instagram.com/reel/CjUgRb3u1pb/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=) <- I know Maya would do a lot to hear all the positive stuff people have to say about her, being in the public eye and having important parents isn’t always fun, but I think at the beginning of the crushing stage for P, they were definitely a silent lover. Definitely recognises all of the little good!! things about Maya that she doesn’t see herself.

(https://www.instagram.com/reel/CifupHHJDS2/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=) <- P will take every opportunity to stick a camera in Maya’s face…moments like this included. Couples that have banter always stay together!

(https://www.instagram.com/reel/CiCLV1HD3AY/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=) <- I think a P x Maya photoshoot would be goddamn beautiful, and if Maya actually woke Phoenix up at 4:30am, he’d jokingly say “I’m so tired, these photos better be worth it.” and they are.

(https://www.instagram.com/reel/CVyENv5I80D/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=) <- self-explanatory. I wrote a whole drabble about this for Valentine’s Day earlier on in the year and I think it’s the only piece of work that I’m proud of asdfghjkl.

Angst time!!: so, y’know the whole, ‘my friends wanted to kill you, I didn’t, they obviously didn’t go through with it but I kept it from you’??? So, yeah, that whole fiasco — I imagine P and Maya going through a whole downward spiral individually without the other actually knowing. Cool, calm & collected P is definitely rattled & it’s weird because…even though they gave their all in past relationships they’ve never felt this…lost and somewhat broken. So now with the girl that they’re not even with and P’s spiralling…yeah, they’d feel a little fucked up…and magic spells just wouldn’t come off like they normally do, like that’s how fucked they’d be.

Okay, brotp but for P and Kirsten. Last hc, it relates to the angst, so you know the Golden au where you said that Phoenix would be Kirsten’s closest friend: so I imagine P going to Kirsten like “I really hate that I hurt her.” And P wouldn’t want to chat about it with B because a whole load of emotions for them to deal with and B didn’t tell Maya either. P wouldn’t want to talk to A and K about it because he’s low-key pissed off at them both so yup, Kirsten it is (in an au where the whole killing thing was never suggested or she forgave B). So, yup, I’d imagine that friendship would be a lot stronger afterwards.

I said last one for the last one, but I needed a brotp for Maya and Kaidan because in denial idiots have to stick together. Post the whole killing idea, I imagine K and Maya chilling one night and they have like…a huge heart to heart. Like didn’t expect to have it, it just happened and then K goes “come on, rich kid, you are one of the best things that happened to me.”

Hope you enjoyed my word vomit. Ilysm <3

THE WAY THESE THREW ME IN A ROLLERCOASTER OF EMOTIONS

FIRST HEADCANON IN AND IM ALREADY CRYING SCREAMIJG THROWING UP DONT MAKE ME FALL DEEPER IN LOVE WITH P 😭😭😭 no cause maya would keep every single one of those notes :((( she would be so giddy every time she rereads them and pls when phoenix is away like he needs to meet the team for a bit, by the time she comes across the third note, she starts to go on a little hunt for more notes and she’ll text phoenix live updates like “four post-its down, how many more to go?” and i just KNOW in my heart phoenix will immediately reply like he’s been waiting for it saying “that’s a secret ;)” and a few minutes later maya will send another text: “found another one! i love u so much <3” “i love you too. keep looking :)” and etc and they’ll both be giggling at their phones and UGH GOD l I FEEL SO SINGLE

AND THE CHILL DATES OMG LISTEN one of the things that maya absolutely loves about being with phoenix is the simplicity of their relationship. her whole life revolved around her family’s money, status, etc and her parents did very little to boost her self-esteem as just maya and not maya quimby. so she always thought her worth was tied to being rich—which is also why she flaunts her expensive things. and then phoenix swoops in sweeping her off her feet and takes her on these not too fancy lowkey dates like library and museum dates or picnics and coffee dates or at home dates or bike rides and flower shopping and she’s never felt more valued. like maya just feels like the luckiest girl in the world having phoenix love her so immensely for who she is and sometimes she still feels so undeserving

also. maya can’t cook. that tumblr post that says smth like “you cook while i sit on the counter” etc is literally about her so after the date where phoenix did all the cooking, she would lowkey feel bad so she’d most likely beg her personal chef to teach her how to cook and it would be so obvious to everyone in the house especially walter that she’s suddenly acting like this because there’s this guy….. 🤭

oh and i don’t think i ever mentioned this but maya’s close to walter he’s one of the very few reasons she’s grateful for in her life <3

ANYWAYS SILENT LOVER P!!!!!! i’m this🤏🏼 close to shipping myself with p fr 😖😖 no cause like pre relationship stage where they very clearly like each other and their feelings are no longer just a crush, maya will definitely ask phoenix “why me?” and LORDDDD i just know how prepared he is to answer that. i need him right now i’m so in love with him

AND PLEASE the camera headcanon is so funny to me because maya will 100% try to snatch the camera from phoenix so she can delete the pictures but she’s only 5’ so phoenix just has to raise the camera above his head and it’s already out of her reach 😭😭😭 a little pro tip for phoenix: just steal a kiss on her forehead, nose or lips and she’ll let him keep the pictures. “but if you show it to anyone i will strangle you” -maya

thinking about them doing a photoshoot in time for the sunrise…….. and because they both have light blonde hair and striking blue eyes, when the sunlight hits them they would look like ANGELS 🥹🥹🥹 LOMLS THEYD BE THE PRETTIEST

and omg the valentine’s drabble………… let me go check that one 🫣

sigh. okay. the angst part…….. i remember reading this ask for the first time and i was giggling and kicking my feet then i got to the angst hc and my heart SHATTERED

I imagine P and Maya going through a whole downward spiral individually without the other actually knowing

MILA STOPPP AND THE WHOLE MAGIC THING GETTING OUT OF CONTROL NOOOOOOO I DONT WANT THEM TO SPIRAL I DONT WANNA IMAGINE THAT

no cause when phoenix comes to kirsten it would be one of the rare times that kirsten doesn’t have a tinge of softness in her expression. she would be so evidently upset but at the same time she tries to empathize because she’s seen the way he looks at maya and the killing thing was not an easy thing to admit. she can tell phoenix felt trapped between protecting his friends and keeping it from maya :( and please p being pissed off at a and k about it… my heart is not strong enough for this shit

and you didn’t ask for this but speaking of kirsten, my revelation hc for her right now is that she would be too stunned to speak but she would be visibly hurt and confused because she couldn’t come up with anything she might’ve done that made a and k wanna do it to her. when she finally finds it in her to say something, the first thing she does is look at blaze and ask “why didn’t you tell me?”

but yeah. anyways back to maya SKWJJSJS

blaze would be the one she’d be the least mad at so he’d be the one she’d most likely make up with first. so if blaze checks on her from time to time, she’d most definitely check on phoenix through him and when she learns about phoenix not doing well himself, she would feel so conflicted because she couldn’t go through this shit again but at the same time she loves him so much so yeah </3

but also omg kaidan and maya having an unexpected heart to heart. one sarcastic flirt and one snarky rich kid finally breaking down their walls and truly opening up to each other UGH THATS THE GOOD SHIT <3333 kaidan was the first person maya felt like she could be herself around with no reservations so if he told her she’s the one of the best things that ever happened to him maya would LITERALLY cry (again) like full on ugly crying. she would feel so loved and accepted and her sappy ass would be like “pinky promise me no more secrets” and kaidan would roll his eyes but it would be out of affection for her and he would say “pinky promise” HNFGGG I LOVE THEM SO MUCH PLEASE THEYRE EVERYTHING TO ME

MILA THESE COULD NEVER BE ANNOYING IM LITERALLY SMILING FROM EAR TO EAR <3333 no cause your hcs helped me developed my ocs especially kirsten because i was having a hard time trying to figure out her personality then you sent these scenarios and it just started playing in my head how she would deal with certain things ugh THANK YOU my golden girlies and i love you 💞💞