#the pesto ravioli with sausage ? bitch

[stabbingandorbeingstabbed]

its not endearing that im a 31 year old bachelor completely mystified trying to figure out how to make pasta for the first time but it IS funny. to me

[lovemesomesurveys]

1: when you have cereal, do you have more milk than cereal or more cereal than milk? I always filled the milk a bit over the cereal. 2: do you like the feeling of cold air on your cheeks on a wintry day? Yeah. Way better than feeling the miserable heat. 3: what random objects do you use to bookmark your books? Paper, receipts...whatever is available that I can use. 4: how do you take your coffee/tea? I like my coffee with flavored creamers or half and half and sugar. I like my tea with sugar. 5: are you self-conscious of your smile? Very.

6: do you keep plants? No. 7: do you name your plants? 8: what artistic medium do you use to express your feelings? Writing. I do that through these surveys. 9: do you like singing/humming to yourself? Sometimes.  10: do you sleep on your back, side, or stomach? My side. 11: what’s an inside joke you have with your friends? No friends to have inside jokes with. 12: what’s your favorite planet? I’m cool with earth. 13: what’s something that made you smile today? My doggo. 14: if you were to live with your best friend in an old flat in a big city, what would it look like?  I don’t know, something nice and cute. 15: go google a weird space fact and tell us what it is! Nah. 16: what’s your favorite pasta dish? Pesto spaghetti, regular spaghetti, tortellini and pesto, stuffed ravioli.  17: what color do you really want to dye your hair? I like dying it red. I really need to get it done again soon, ideally before my birthday next month.  18: tell us about something dumb/funny you did that has since gone down in history between you and your friends and is always brought up. Meh. 19: do you keep a journal? what do you write/draw in it? This is it. 20: what’s your favorite eye color? Blue or green. 21: talk about your favorite bag, the one that’s been to hell and back with you and that you love to pieces. I like my big Star Wars purse and my little Minnie Mouse cross body bag.  22: are you a morning person? I’ve become more of one this year, which is odd because I was always someone who slept past noon. It started when I got really sick back in January and my sleep schedule was especially messed up and I was getting up early all the time. It just became the norm after awhile. 23: what’s your favorite thing to do on lazy days where you have zero obligations?  So everyday? I like to Tumblr, do surveys, watch TV, watch YouTube, rest, read, color, check social media. 25: what’s the weirdest place you’ve ever broken into? I’ve never broken into anywhere. 26: what are the shoes you’ve had forever and wear with every single outfit? My Allstar Adidas.  27: what’s your favorite bubblegum flavor? Spearmint. 28: sunrise or sunset? Sunset.  29: what’s something really cute that one of your friends does and is totally endearing? Uhh. 30: think of it: have you ever been truly scared? Absolutely. On several occasions. 31: what is your opinion of socks? do you like wearing weird socks? do you sleep with socks? do you confine yourself to white sock hell? I like socks. I wear them all the time. I prefer to just wear black ankle socks, but I do have a few pairs of “fun” ones. 32: tell us a story of something that happened to you after 3AM when you were with friends. Out driving on this levy in my friend’s pickup truck. It was actually kind of scary because he was driving fast and obviously at 3AM it was very dark. 33: what’s your fave pastry? Donuts, cupcakes, muffins. 34: tell us about the stuffed animal you kept as a kid. what is it called? what does it look like? do you still keep it? I had a lot of stuffed animals, but I wasn’t the kid who had one they carried around with them everywhere. 35: do you like stationary and pretty pens and so on? do you use them often? I do, even though I’m not an artsy/crafty person. I just loved getting that stuff for school. 36: which band’s sound would fit your mood right now? *shrug* Something alternative. 37: do you like keeping your room messy or clean? I like to keep it clean. 38: tell us about your pet peeves! Eating/chewing sounds lsjlsjfslk. Ice hitting against a glass. People pretending to poke/putting their finger in my face/poking me. People mocking me. Being told to just “calm down” or “chill.” 39: what color do you wear the most? Black. 40: think of a piece of jewelry you own: what’s its story? does it have any meaning to you? I have a very pretty college class ring with my birthstones on it. 41: what’s the last book you remember really, really loving? I’ve read a lot of good books. 42: do you have a favorite coffee shop? describe it! I just go to Starbucks. Yeah, I’m a basic bitch. 43: who was the last person you gazed at the stars with? No one. 44: when was the last time you remember feeling completely serene and at peace with everything?  Anytime I’m at the beach. For those few hours nothing else matters and I actually feel calm and relaxed. I was last there this past Thursday and it was great. 

45: do you trust your instincts a lot? Yes. 46: tell us the worst pun you can think of. Hmm. I love puns, good and bad. We got my dad a Father’s Day card with a cartoony hot dog that says, “I have never sausage an awesome dad” or something along those lines and on the inside it said, “Frank you for all that you do.” lol so there’s some lame hot dog puns for you. My dad loves to grill up hot dogs a lot, so it was fitting for him. 47: what food do you think should be banned from the universe? Just cause I don’t like it I’m not gonna ban it from the universe. 48: what was your biggest fear as a kid? is it the same today? Bugs and the dark. Bugs are definitely still a big fear of mine. I’m scared of the dark still, but not like I was as a kid.  49: do you like buying CDs and records? what was the last one you bought? I haven’t bought a CD in years. 50: what’s an odd thing you collect? I used to collect rocks.