#the perelyan is just too goddamn strong

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Have we talked about how like. the Knights of the Round Table aren’t married?

 It seems obvious, but like-

There’s no way the Queen’s incredibly handsome, multi talented, knight brother wasn’t the hottest property in Camelot with every noble trying to betroth their daughter to him

You’re telling me that the First Knight of Camelot who’s in his mid thirties by the end of the show isn’t married out of something other than his own choice?

The writers actually wanted us to believe that this group of extremely eligible bachelors were still single after five years because of... what? 

It is, of course, because they don’t give a shit about the knights or anything making sense, and they hate women so much that they couldn’t STAND to have more of them in Camelot, but it does have some excellent side effects. 

Because really, the only way none of them have wives by now is because they’re either not interested in that sort of thing, or because they’re already in love with people each other