#the penvensie

[brunhielda]

There is something here. Something about “the Holiday Lands” and “a mirror to the real world.”

“We know they effect us, but do you honestly think we can do anything to change THEM?”

“I don’t know. But I, for one, refuse to let a bunch of fickle mortals decide my fate. WE decide how we live or die! And if that means they get more holidays to fritter away on meager offerings of food and drink, then woopee for them, it’s not my problem or concern. THIS IS OUR HOME, and we DO NOT let it fall!”

Thanksgiving has fallen, crushed beneath a frosted boot. Now, All Hallow’s Eve prepares for the quickly approaching Holly Jolly Hordes. They. Must. Hold. Or all Holidays will be lost to the Bastardization of Saint Nick’s Name.

[anwhitebooks]

Narnia, and the Problem with Moralistic Literature

This blog contains spoilers for the Chronicles of Narnia. Stories centered on moral lessons have long been a part of the literary world, especially in children’s books. On the surface, there’s nothing inherently wrong with this – storytelling is often the best way to learn, regardless of age. However, there’s a web of complex issues underlying moralistic literature that can detract from the…

[kaereth]

Kofi request of a Narnia AU where the Penvensies are big cats! they're hunting together

[medievalandfantasymelee]

THE HOT MEDIEVAL & FANTASY MEN MELEE

QUALIFYING ROUND: 82nd Tilt

Ahmad, Marco Polo (2014-2016) VS. Glenstorm, The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian (2008)

Propaganda

Ahmad, Marco Polo (2014-2016) Portrayed by: Mahesh Jadu

1) Nails, hair, hips, heels, treason, fat, beard real, purse full, big bills, BITCH! He’s a BIG deal!! 2) Get yourself a man who is an evil vizier AND gets pegged. 3) Ahmad your hair is too luscious. Your plots to overthrow the khan are too farfetched. Ahmad the murder mural in your office is too detailed. Ahmad they’ll kill you!”

Glenstorm, The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian (2008) Portrayed by: Cornell John

“You watch Prince Caspian as a teenager and it’s all Caspian this, Penvensie boys that. Then you grow up and realize, this centaur is foine. Wise, badass, and he’s got that deep booming voice. Don’t you just wanna gaze at the stars with him?”

Additional Propaganda Under the Cut

Additional Propaganda

For Ahmad:

For Glenstorm:

[rebellionmoon]

💚 ILLUMI HEADCANONS THAT MAKE ME HAPPY 💚

idk but i just love imagining random facts about illumi, that don't really add to his character, but kindof do too? Maybe it's because there isn't much screen time of illumi in the anime that my brain needs to fill all that empty space of longing in my heart of what could have been.

SO HERE ARE RANDOM ILLUMI (HEADCANON) FACTS THAT SERVE NOTHING:

He drinks beer and uses his teeth to open the bottles. He used to have a collection of bottlecaps, but then he gave them to Killua. So whenever Illumi opened a bottle, the cap would hence force go to Killua. Now the jar of bottlecaps is somewhere in Killua's room collecting dust.

After finishing an assassintion, he likes to get fastfood. Something quick and indulgent, like it's a cheat day. If he was on a job with his brothers then they'd hit a bodega afterwards. Sometimes he would bring food back to Milluki too.

He can hold a burger in one hand and tear through a ketchup packet with his teeth. He dips his food so much, he rarely eats anything without sauce.

Like Silva, Illumi has had a few pets in his life. One of them being a bear. He named it Pikelet. (I'll explore this one more in my fic!)

Although murder is his trade, that shouldn't hinder his other passions, including wild life conservation! This boy grew up in the mountains, albiet privately owned. You can't convince me he isn't a goblin child at heart.

He always thought he deserved to have fangs.

When he sees a walking stick lying on the ground, he has the urge to pick it up and wield it like a sword.

When he was eight he read all the narnia books. Peter was his comfort character, but he wanted to be Prince Caspian. To this day, if you ask him why he likes Narnia, he will give you a disseration and explain why Lucy is the strongest of all the penvensie siblings. He has never had turkish delight, but believes he would betray his siblings for them, they just look so good!

He could grow antlers out of pure will power. No, literally, he can. He can and will show you. "I'm a crytid. Look at my antlers."

He's still a Goosebumps kid at heart. When autumn rolls around, he he lays in bed and watches his favorite spooky shows (scooby doo, goosebumps, are you afraid of the dark?, tales from the crypt)

When he was little, he used to play in the forest by himself ALOT. One time, he crawled into a log, but the log was at the top of a hill and it began to roll down with him in it and then it rolled into a pond. He was able to escape, but he almost drowned and never told anyone what happened. He was a little mortified to tell anyone because he almost died doing something stupid. He'll tell you he has done alot of stupid things in the woods, but won't divulge more than that.

He's actually kind of good at acting and loves watching movies. This is part of why he is so good at diguises, he studies the actors in movies lol Sometimes he repeats lines from movies randomly in the house. Out of nowhere, he shouts 'BILBOOOO BAGGINSSSS' in a gandolf like voice. It's okay, just accept it.

Illumi has rehabilitated many opossums in his life.

He owns an animal rescue ranch, under a different identity of one of his disguises, that rebahilibates injured animals and prepares to release them back to the wild. His current disguise is an old man, but Illumi plans to 'die' and come back as his son/heir. Yes, he has worked out an entire line of succession for a rescue ranch. Did he have to do this? No, but he did anyway.

Once Illumi officiated the wedding between a frog named Freddie Lime to another frog named Emily Spinach. Oh, he was also high, but the wedding was beautiful, and Milluki fished him out of the pond afterwards.

There's a deer in Kukuroo Mountain that is fond of Illumi. If it sees him, it will run up to him. Illumi doesn't know what the forest calls the deer, but he calls it Thimble. He gives Thimble treats, and Thimple lets Illumi pet him, the arrangement has worked out very well so far.

Kukuroo Mountain is self sustainable, and alot of the food they cook they grow themselves. There's also a farm, with cows. Illumi would just be chilling on a hamick and then suddenly killua runs past him, and then so does a cow. Illumi goes back to napping, this isn't his mess to clean up.

"Concept: I will continue to bottle up all my emotions until I snap."

Moss.

Here were some facts! I have more stuff, but those are spoilers for my fanfic (where shadows touch), My obsession might be unhealthy but it's delicious and i love it so I'm not gonna stop.

[ajwild220]

Lucy's Cordial imagine

I have a thought about the wounds that have been healed by Lucy's cordial. True, they are invisible, no trace has been left where the wound once was, but I wonder...what about when they come back to our world? The magic of the cordial still runs through their veins. What if, where the wound once was, is left a small sliver of gold, but only in strong England sunlight.

Perhaps Susan had an art class over the summer holiday, and as the sun poured down on the students as they sketched in the garden, something odd happened. A small circle about the size of an arrow tip began to almost glow on Susan's arm. Her friend saw it out of the corner of her eye before turning to an oblivious Susan. Could it have been a reflection? The girl turned her head, looking for anything that could cause it to no avail. She couldn't help but stare for a moment, perplexed; the spot was almost beautiful, too beautiful to be from the sun from our world. She was about to ask Susan when a voice came from above,

"Miss Lenix, is there a good reason you have abandoned your sketch to stare at Miss Pevensie?"

Thoroughly embarrassed, the girl immediately resumed drawing, and when she finally had the courage to look again, the spot was gone. Yet another mystery about Susan Penvensie.

Or perhaps Peter had decided to go swimming with his chums in the river. All of them laughing and messing around, pushing each other over, and play fighting in the water. The sun is shining down brightly as they all begin to exit the water, still laughing merrily. However, when Peter comes out of the river all smiles and golden hair, dripping from head to toe, it is almost as if someone has marked a line all the way from his shoulder blade, wrapping around him to just under his ribcage. It shimmers in the light. Golden like a pot that has been shattered and pieced together with precious metal. Beautiful and dazzling, magnificent. Everyone who saw thought surely their mind was deceiving them. A trick of the light, they convinced themselves. And when Peter finally replaced his loose cotton shirt, the incident was quickly forgotten.

Perhaps Lucy was climbing a tree in their backyard in Finchley barefoot, small legs swaying in the air, perfectly happy as the sun filtered through the leaves. Her mother sticks her head out the window to call in her youngest for a glass of lemonade when a glint catches her eye. A sliver of gold runs the length of Lucy's leg, from her thigh to her ankle. It radiates as if filled with pure light and magic. Very odd happenings for Mrs. Pevensies household.

"Lucy, dear do hurry in please." she calls out, a hint of concern in her tone.

Lucy jumps down from the tree with ease and skips through the yard, followed closely by the eyes of her mother. There the line remains almost a beautiful ornament to its small keeper. However, when Lucy enters through the squeaky kitchen screen door to receive her lemonade, no such mark is to be found. Nothing out of the ordinary, just some small scrapes and muddy knees. As Lucy sits on the counter happily drinking lemonade, her mother can't help but watch her and ponder what strange happenings have come to her household since her children went away.

And just perhaps Peter and Edmund are trying to explain to the girls a play of rugby they learned. The whole process went haywire from the start, but all four were enjoying themselves immensely. Lucy was being of no help; no matter who had the ball or what was happening, she tried to tackle Peter, which always led to a giggling mess. Susan actually tried for the sake of her brothers. Edmund tended to use Peter's generally incapacitated state to make a new play through the chaos. However, as the sun beat down and they continued on, Ed tried to make it between Peter and Susan, who promptly took him down. Lucy hopped on the pile, adding to all the ruckus. When his siblings finally chose to heed the cries of "Get off of me! Peter's squashing my ribs!" they all sat back, smiling and breathing hard. Edmund's shirt had crept up above his stomach, and a fascinating thing happened before their eyes. It was like a beam of light had come from inside, shining with life. They all knew what it was without it being said. The wound from the witch's wand glowed brightly in our world. Wordlessly they looked at one another, but instead of horror, a strange feeling overcame them all. One of peace and light, for the magic of Narnia, flowed through all their veins and shone with a light our world could only dream of.

[herbs-and-spices-and-flowers]

Dalv meets Peter Penvensie

[daisyslife]

YES! I totally agree with you and personally believe that they went through all stages of grief (mostly Peter, considering that he was the high king and how he behaved on the second movie).

I hate how in the movies they simply smile at the professor, as if fifteen years were nothing and they didn't just leave behind most of their lives, their friends and a country that would probably go into misery without it's kings and queens.

Imagine…

Lucy falls out of the wardrobe and just sobs. She can feel it, that it won’t open back up. Everyone they loved is on the other side of a wall, but there’s no way around it. She hugs her knees to her chest and wishes she was anywhere else. She is grieving.

Susan steps into the Spare Room and immediately feels sick. Her body doesn’t fit right anymore. Her legs are too short and her head is so light because her hair is gone. She gives dry sobs and scratches at her skin. It’s like putting on a shoe that’s too tight or a dress that’s too short; she feels both tied down and exposed but she has no idea how to fix it. She is in pain.

Peter takes one step out before he runs back in. He rams the back of the wardrobe with his shoulder over and over and over again, until hot frustrated tears stream down his cheeks because he cannot be a boy again, he can’t. There’s no strength in his body anymore, but when the wood starts to creak he gives up. He slides down the wall in defeat and reaches to tug on a beard that isn’t there, to rub a scar that’s melted into his skin. He is defeated.

Edmund stumbles onto the floor and just heaves a great sigh. He did not want this, nor did he expect it, but he should have. He does not weep, he does not tear at his skin, he does not force his way back home. He simply stands up, and thanks Aslan for the second chance at life, even if he does not want it. Edmund is not happy to be back in England; his heart is, in fact, cleaved in two. But he knows the power of plans that are not his own. He is hopeful.

[buckedmundo]

i don’t care about maurice and lucy penvensie give me my irene and maurice slow burn

[noctenia]

masterlist of all my crushs (still uptating!!)

Diego (ice age)

Kovu

Gryf

Guy (Croods)

Shang (Mulan)

Buzz lightyear

Blu (rio)

Vegeta

Nod (epic)

Jay (Ninjago)

Moïse (the dysney movie)

Zuko (avatar)

Flynn Rider

Dylan O Brian

Will Turner

The Beast (the beauty and the beast)

Anakin

Gomez Addams

Kristoff (the frozen)

Balto

Hercules

Hiccup

David Kewena (lilo and stitch)

Beast Boy (teen titans)

Tristepin (wakfu)

Esteban (the mysterious cities of gold)

The apostle in the Chosen

Frodo

Julien Sorel

Jake Sully (avatar)

Peter Penvensie (Narnia)

Ben Shapiro..

Rio (good girls)

Ross Poldark !!

Lucius Hunt

Ed Warren

Matthew McConaughey

Remus Lupin

Eddie Redmayne

Benedict Cumberbatch

Adam Driver

Carlisle Cullen

Jason Statham

Billy Butcher

Mads Mikkelsen

John Bates

Bradley Cooper

Justin Harley

Dwight Enys

Edouard IV (max irons)

Jake Gyllenhaal

Daniel Craig

Mr Darcy

Matthew Crawley

Getalt of Riv

Henry Cavill (necessary to say twice)

Theo James

Cillian Murphy

Thomas Shelby (yes I'm re adding him)

Néo (Matrix)

Keanu Reeves (yk)

Ryan Gosling

Indiana Jones

david tennant

crowley (good omens!!!)

(honestly atp any men that look extremely mean (and that are) but they tolerate me (i bewitch them body and soul) bonus point if look dangerous in literaly any aspect like blud makes me feel scared n safe)

deleting when I'm married😼

[chaos-with-a-twist]

apparently twitter thinks that since greta gerwig will make two narnia movies they WILL be about the penvensies and NO ya'll say all the time you dont want another reboot or remake and then you are like "YES PLS i want a remake of an already GREAT movie !!!" doesn't twitter know there are still 4 narnia books that havent been put to screen yet with amazing stories?? and it would be so incredible to see those adapted to screen. let the penvensies REST

[moonchild-in-blue]

Thank you so much for tagging me Melie Wellie ✨

My 4 favourites (i am an indecisive bitch so have a real people vs animated characters)

Mr Darcy (this one specifically) | Loki (not immune to a sad man with green eyes and dark hair) | Bennedict Bridgerton (just because i just finished it and he's been my fav since day 1) | Troy & Abed (they're adorable and do come as a pair like Bert and Ernie)

Yes I do have a type. When I tell you my taste in men is sad wet cat pathetic guy with Trauma, I am NOT exaggerating. Shout out to my boy JD from Heaters (the og Christian Slater one).

Levi Ackerman (my old man, yet another sad wet cat type) | Lemongrab (acceptable 😌) | Tina Belcher (she's me) | Daria Morgendorffer (she's actually me hence the name)

So I cheated but who cares. These are my blorbos, hi hello 🥺

Free Tag Free Tag Free Tag 🏷️🏷️🏷️🏷️🏷️

Tag Game

Thank you @cloudofbutterflies92 and @kaitaiga for tagging me!

My top four current fictional crushes are as follows! ♡

Albert Wesker, Tony Stark, John "Soap" MacTavish and Smoktunovsky!Hamlet my beloved.

Tagging: @sleepyconfusedpotato @alypink @alexa-mwll @caelums-fate @mutantthedark @pricescigar and anyone who wants to do it!

[mylordguildford]

10 fandoms 10 characters 10 tags

RULES: How to play: name 10 of your favourite characters from 10 different fandoms, then tag 10 people to do the same.

Tagged by Ann @lightasthesun on @/haydanakin. Thank you lovely!!

Lizzie Bennet from pride and prejudice

Anne Shirley-Cuthbert from Anne with an E

Merlin Emrys from Merlin BBC

Anakin Skywalker from Star Wars

Edmund Penvensie from Chronicles of Narnia

Percy Jackson from pj and the Olympians

Belle from Beauty and the Beast

Demelza Poldark from Poldark

Hetty from Ghosts (2021)

Hera Syndulla from Star Wars: Rebels

Tagging: @queenophelia @sithskywalkerr @whitesunlars @este @maria7potter @abrahamlincolns @pegsccarter @eleveri @padme-amidala @frodo-baggins

[losticaruss]

i just heard someone say they "remember narnia" like. oh you guys don't think about it constantly? you don't have the penvensies in your head all the time? okay. freak.

[mysticaltwoface]

From the Narnia verse, who would you RP?

-RadiantShadow

A full au of Susie penvensie(don't judge me for misspelling)

@radiantrpshadow

[quarkscooljacket]

if it was teen or adult fiction this is accurate but imo it'd be marketed as middle fiction, so the first book would be Lucy Penvensie and the White Witch

So sorry to become someone who steals tweets but this is so funny