#the penguins are done with the giw's shit

[poke-me-with-a-stick]

More Prince Fluff au, not because anyone asked for it, but because it's infested my mind :)

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Danny let out screeching laughter, echoed by the penguins around him, as he watched another white suited moron fall back down the slope. Another hand came up over the edge, hauling the body of a man over the edge, only to be met with Danny's beak to his stupid face. With a shriek, he let go of the ledge to hold his not bloody forehead, sending the man tumbling back down. Danny couldn't help the extra loud screech as his body bowled straight into three of his teammates, knocking them over like pens.

From far behind them, the scientists watched in a mixture of fascination, hysterics, and concern. This was new behavior, something they had never seem the flightless birds do in the wild before. They seemed to be having fun, torturing the men who disrupted them every day and had even attepted kidnapping their giant baby. It seemed the birds had a strong sense of Justice.

Robin and superboy stood with them, cheering on Prince Fluff and what they had been referring to as his kingdom as they drove more men into the deep snow at the bottom of the slope. Superman might not approve of his son encouraging this behavior, but not even he could dictate the actions of a wild animal.

[ao3feed-brucewayne]

The Business of Family

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/PYb48Bv

by Spaced_Ace

Jazz remembered the way their parents loomed in the living room as they’d laid out that verdict. Ever-present weapons gleaming, standing in such a way that they blocked access to both the front and back entrances. Their eyes had been what struck her the most of that horrible tableau. What made her stomach fill with jagged stones and drenched her back in a frigid sweat. The way they looked at her little brother, their gazes cold and hollow and -

Hungry.

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Things are not well in Amity Park.

With the GIW getting more and more aggressive and their parents becoming ever more suspicious of Danny each day that passes, Jazz knows that they're running out of time. It's not safe, and their options are painfully limited. Out of sheer dumb luck or a little intervention from Clockwork, she manages to discover a distant relative that just might be their salvation.

If asked Oswald Cobblepot would say that it's just good business. Adopting a few kids had done wonders for Bruce Wayne's reputation, why not his? It's not like he can't afford to put them somewhere out of the way if they get to be a problem. It's just business. Nothing more.

(His soft heart says otherwise.)

Words: 1294, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Fandoms: Danny Phantom, Batman - All Media Types

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: F/M, Gen, M/M

Characters: Oswald Cobblepot, Danny Fenton, Jazz Fenton, the goonion, Amity Park Residents (Danny Phantom), Jason Todd, Tim Drake, Bruce Wayne, Batfamily Members, Other Character Tags to Be Added, Guys in White (Danny Phantom), Jack Fenton, Maddie Fenton

Relationships: Oswald Cobblepot & Jazz Fenton, Oswald Cobblepot & Danny Fenton, Danny Fenton & Jazz Fenton, Amity Park Residents & Danny Fenton, Amity Park Residents & Jazz Fenton, Jazz Fenton & The Goonion, Danny Fenton & The Goonion, Jazz Fenton/Jason Todd, Tim Drake/Danny Fenton, Other Relationship Tags to Be Added

Additional Tags: Penguin adopts Jazz & Danny, Protective Oswald Cobblepot, Parent Oswald Cobblepot, Protective Jazz Fenton, Protective Danny, everyone is protective of each other in this one lol, Jack and Maddie's A+ Parenting, Bad Parents Jack and Maddie Fenton, Implied/Referenced Child Abuse, Residents of Amity Park know what's going on, And would like to get the Fenton children out of there thanks, The Iceberg Lounge, Jazz works for the Iceberg Lounge, Danny runs with the Goons, Oswald thought this was going to be a PR stunt but oops now he's a dad, Good Sibling Jazz Fenton, BAMF Jazz Fenton, Liminal Jazz, Good Sibling Danny Fenton, Danny Fenton is a Little Shit, Jazz Fenton Needs A Hug, Danny Fenton Needs A Hug, honestly everyone needs a hug they all got trauma, Protective Tim Drake, Protective Jason Todd, BatFam is very concerned that Bruce's adoption problem is spreading, Other Additional Tags to Be Added

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/PYb48Bv

[ao3feed-brucewayne]

The Business of Family

by Spaced_Ace

Jazz remembered the way their parents loomed in the living room as they’d laid out that verdict. Ever-present weapons gleaming, standing in such a way that they blocked access to both the front and back entrances. Their eyes had been what struck her the most of that horrible tableau. What made her stomach fill with jagged stones and drenched her back in a frigid sweat. The way they looked at her little brother, their gazes cold and hollow and -

Hungry.

---

Things are not well in Amity Park.

With the GIW getting more and more aggressive and their parents becoming ever more suspicious of Danny each day that passes, Jazz knows that they're running out of time. It's not safe, and their options are painfully limited. Out of sheer dumb luck or a little intervention from Clockwork, she manages to discover a distant relative that just might be their salvation.

If asked Oswald Cobblepot would say that it's just good business. Adopting a few kids had done wonders for Bruce Wayne's reputation, why not his? It's not like he can't afford to put them somewhere out of the way if they get to be a problem. It's just business. Nothing more.

(His soft heart says otherwise.)

Words: 1294, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Fandoms: Danny Phantom, Batman - All Media Types

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: F/M, Gen, M/M

Characters: Oswald Cobblepot, Danny Fenton, Jazz Fenton, the goonion, Amity Park Residents (Danny Phantom), Jason Todd, Tim Drake, Bruce Wayne, Batfamily Members, Other Character Tags to Be Added, Guys in White (Danny Phantom), Jack Fenton, Maddie Fenton

Relationships: Oswald Cobblepot & Jazz Fenton, Oswald Cobblepot & Danny Fenton, Danny Fenton & Jazz Fenton, Amity Park Residents & Danny Fenton, Amity Park Residents & Jazz Fenton, Jazz Fenton & The Goonion, Danny Fenton & The Goonion, Jazz Fenton/Jason Todd, Tim Drake/Danny Fenton, Other Relationship Tags to Be Added

Additional Tags: Penguin adopts Jazz & Danny, Protective Oswald Cobblepot, Parent Oswald Cobblepot, Protective Jazz Fenton, Protective Danny, everyone is protective of each other in this one lol, Jack and Maddie's A+ Parenting, Bad Parents Jack and Maddie Fenton, Implied/Referenced Child Abuse, Residents of Amity Park know what's going on, And would like to get the Fenton children out of there thanks, The Iceberg Lounge, Jazz works for the Iceberg Lounge, Danny runs with the Goons, Oswald thought this was going to be a PR stunt but oops now he's a dad, Good Sibling Jazz Fenton, BAMF Jazz Fenton, Liminal Jazz, Good Sibling Danny Fenton, Danny Fenton is a Little Shit, Jazz Fenton Needs A Hug, Danny Fenton Needs A Hug, honestly everyone needs a hug they all got trauma, Protective Tim Drake, Protective Jason Todd, BatFam is very concerned that Bruce's adoption problem is spreading, Other Additional Tags to Be Added

source https://archiveofourown.org/works/45528841