#penguin justice is served cold by hard beaks
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poke-me-with-a-stick · 1 month ago
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More Prince Fluff au, not because anyone asked for it, but because it's infested my mind :)
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Danny let out screeching laughter, echoed by the penguins around him, as he watched another white suited moron fall back down the slope. Another hand came up over the edge, hauling the body of a man over the edge, only to be met with Danny's beak to his stupid face. With a shriek, he let go of the ledge to hold his not bloody forehead, sending the man tumbling back down. Danny couldn't help the extra loud screech as his body bowled straight into three of his teammates, knocking them over like pens.
From far behind them, the scientists watched in a mixture of fascination, hysterics, and concern. This was new behavior, something they had never seem the flightless birds do in the wild before. They seemed to be having fun, torturing the men who disrupted them every day and had even attepted kidnapping their giant baby. It seemed the birds had a strong sense of Justice.
Robin and superboy stood with them, cheering on Prince Fluff and what they had been referring to as his kingdom as they drove more men into the deep snow at the bottom of the slope. Superman might not approve of his son encouraging this behavior, but not even he could dictate the actions of a wild animal.
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