#the pads are clean asf

[st-louis]

tonight's starter

[miles-wrightworth]

Miles and Phoenix headcanon dump

TW for self harm, abuse, disordered eating, trauma, sui attempts, scars, ableism and homophobia mentioned once

put some of your fav headcanons about them in the replies/reblogs and tell me your fav of mine!

these guys are not okay. headcanons below (not all angsty I swear)

Miles

Full Name: Miles Gregory Edgeworth

Gender: demiboy/boyflux, he/they

Appearance hcs: 

Really pretty eyes

he has many scars on his shoulder from an incident with MvK

he has some scars from a suicide attempt around his neck (ropeburn)

He has self harm scars on his forearms and thighs. Lots of them

He has scars on each of his wrists from his 1yg suicide attempt

He is VERY pasty. Like he's WHITE ASF. 

General hcs:

Has an eating disorder (anorexia-bulimia) because of MvK’s constant harsh criticism of his appearance

Struggles with self-harm (cuts on forearms and thighs)

Has tried to kill himself multiple times

When he left the ‘choosing death’ note, he meant it. He has the scars on his wrists to prove it

Trans. He hid it from MvK and has pretty much been stealth his whole life. He never goes on T, just does voice training and gets top surgery when he ‘chooses death’ in germany. He has to recover alone. (or with Void vk)

Gay. women love him, he doesn't understand wtf they're trying to do

Autistic. He doesn't understand a lot of jokes and social cues. He gets overstimulated sometimes. He has a happy stim where he doesn't flap his whole hand, just his fingers. He has a nervous stim where he grabs something or tightens his hand into a fist and squeezes. He has bled a few times from his fingernails digging into his palms from this. 

Has some internalized homophobia and ableism due to MvK >:(

Fav musical is Phantom of the Opera 

He uses Earl Grey and lavender scented cleaning products and has an extensive hair care routine. 

On that note, his hair is soft asf and Phoenix loves to pet it

Miles is an lgbtq+ icon in Japanifornia. He's a prominent political figure who is openly gay (stealth trans for a while) and he advocates for lgbtq+ rights

He is English and Japanese

He knows English, Japanese, German, French, and Borginian (after aai). He knows at least a little bit of every European language

Plays violin, flute, cello, piano

He is starved for affection (both physical and otherwise)

He hates being touched unless he completely trusts the person touching him

Hates hospitals because of DL6 when he woke up in a hospital (and because of a few sui attempts)

Is a huge cat person, but owns Pess because she’s trained to help him with panic attacks

Favorite food is German cheesecake, likes sweets a lot

Wears gay little garter socks, sleeps in silk pjs

Character development questions:

What does his bedroom look like?

Fancy queen bed with a canopy thing. Burgundy and pink bedspread with plushies secretly stashed in the closet. Has a desk with a whiteboard in front of it. Uses the whiteboard for case notes like those connection boards in police departments. Has a clean mahogany desk with a fountain pen, laptop, tasteful lamp, and legal pad on it. Post-it notes EVERYWHERE.

Any daily rituals?

Has tea at 4pm every day without fail. Gets upset if he is interrupted. Tells Phoenix how his day went every day when asked. Tends to work overtime.

Cleanliness habits?

Very clean. Has a maid when he lives alone and has Gumshoe clean his office biweekly. Once he moves in with Phoenix and Trucy, he ends up cleaning the house frequently.

Eating habits/daily menu?

Tends to skip meals, both accidentally and sometimes purposefully. Has lunch with Phoenix whenever possible. Has tea frequently. Earl gray. Likes sweets and has butterscotch on his desk and in his bag. He eats it occasionally.

Fav way to waste time?

Watching Steel Samurai, writing poetry and fanfiction, listening to music

Book genre?

Psychological horror, the DSM5, gay romance, likes stories set in Victorian era and psychology related books

Long term goal?

Use his influence to make the law as effective as possible and get justice for victims of crimes by punishing criminals

Fav beverage?

Tea. hands down. He also loves virgin strawberry daiquiris 

Coping strategies?

Self-harm (before he tries to recover). Once he marries Phoenix, he becomes comfortable going to him for help. He listens to music and watches Steel Samurai to distract himself. Has his blue cat plush that he uses to self-soothe.

Pet peeves?

Liars, slow drivers, slow walkers, has an unnatural and extreme burning hatred for child abusers/bad parents, incompetent people.

What is in his pockets?

Ornate Swiss pocket knife, fountain pen, mini packet of wet wipes, monogrammed handkerchief.

Phoenix

Full name: Phoenix Ryuichi Wright

Gender: genderqueer, he/him

Appearance hcs: 

Heterochromiaaaaa! Right eye is brown, left eye is blue

Big puppy eyes

He's pretty tan due to his partial latino heritage

He has a scar on his lip, scars on his hands, and many scars in his mouth from the glass necklace shards

He has a scar on his cheek and hand (very deep scars) from a squabble with Kris 

He has large burn scars on his side (where his kidney would be ig) from MvK’s taser

He has many scars from falling off of Dusky Bridge. Some are cuts and some are burns

He’s a chubby guy naturally. He is pretty self-conscious about it and about the fact that it makes him look more feminine.

General hcs:

Adhd. he chews his pen and bobs his leg as stims.

He has really bad abandonment issues due to his mother leaving as well as Dahlia’s betrayal and Miles’ leaving him twice

when he was around 11 his mom just dropped him at a foster center or smth and left (because she was struggling with addictions and didn't want her child to grow up in that environment and she was a single mother so she had nobody to take care of Phoenix) Phoenix grew up as a stealth transmasc in foster homes without any permanent family until he was out of the foster system at 18 and lived in a dorm

Trans. has had top surgery since he was 20. Started T at the age of 21 and got bottom surgery while studying to take the bar at 23. Mia helped him through recovering from both surgeries and she was very supportive.

His hair is naturally spiky but he gels it to make it EVEN MORE SPIKY

During 7yg he becomes an alcoholic (partially due to Kristoph’s influence) 

His alcoholism reminds him of his mother so he feels horrible about it and tries his hardest to keep it from Trucy

He has trauma from Dahlia and Kris. sometimes he can't take meds or eat certain foods because it reminds him of past trauma

Phoenix downplays his trauma or feels like it's his fault for trusting Kris/Dahlia cuz he's surrounded by people who have "worse" trauma and he's like 'oh well my parent didn't get murdered in front of me. my trauma is nothing compared to Athena or Miles' he never wants to talk about his own trauma because he feels like its invalid so he just never tells anyone and pretends its fine

He is latino and Japanese mainly (perhaps also greek teehee)

He knows English, Spanish (not as well and EG tho), and a little bit of Japanese

Can actually play piano

Love languages are touch and words of affirmation

After 7yg, he is really paranoid for a solid year or so due to Kristoph

He hates hospitals because he had to be hospitalized after Dahlia’s trial for about a month for healing his throat and stomach as well as for psychological evaluations

Wears random socks, half of the time colorful. Sleeps in boxers and a t shirt

Uses Axe body spray when 14-33, uses coconut old spice once he gets his badge back

Character development questions:

What does his bedroom look like?

Pretty messy. Clothes everywhere, a few plushies, a desk in the corner with a corkboard in front of it. He puts random files, pictures, notes, etc. on it and has some on parts of his wall. Nothing fancy. Just below a queen size bed with two pillows and a blue blanket. 

Any daily rituals?

After 7yg, he checks if the door is locked twice when he comes in the house or leaves. Always says hi and bye to Trucy as well. Always asks Trucy and Miles how their days were over dinner. 

Cleanliness habits?

He sometimes gets bursts of energy to clean. Usually tries to clean up right after he gets something messy, but forgets a lot and doesn’t clean up his dirty clothes very often. Just below average hygiene and cleanliness.

Eating habits/daily menu?

Doesn’t like to eat crunchy stuff much, but makes an exception for always getting crunchy shell tacos. He usually has an average breakfast (bagel, cereal, bacon). Meets up with Miles to have lunch whenever possible (partially to make sure Miles eats). They usually go to a casual restaurant, eat lunch for an hour or so, and then get back to their jobs. Miles, Phoenix, and Trucy all take turns making/helping to make dinner. They eat out about once a week. Sometimes to celebrate winning a case.

Fav way to waste time?

He likes drawing, annoying Miles, sleeping, and watching those dramatic stupid shows like Dance Moms and The Bachelorette.

Book genre?

He doesn’t like to read. Doesn’t have the attention span for it. But he loves comics and manga. Particularly enjoys medieval setting fictional adventure stories that have a happy ending. Occasionally reads cheesy romance novels to laugh at it.

Long term goal?

His goal in life is to be needed and remembered. He wants to help others and be remembered as a light in their lives. He wants to make a significant positive impact on the lives of the people around him.

Fav beverage?

He likes sweet tea, cream soda, and plain ol’ water the best

Coping strategies?

He tends to ramble and vent to the people he’s close to (Maya, Miles, Larry sometimes) but also tries to push them away somewhat and neglects talking to them as much as he needs to because he’s afraid he’s being annoying or clingy. He ends up pretending it’s fine even though it’s not.

Pet peeves?

People judging others, bullying, people being inconsiderate or ignorant of the needs of others, liars.

What is in his pockets?

Random trash, gum, phone, wired earbuds from a gas station, probably some random 30 cent pen.

[toxicanonymity]

How’s jailbird and her joel doing? I miss him.

jailbird - cellmate's nephew, collect calls, parole

reader's first weekend out of the slammer, they spent the whole time in bed, then made a tour around the house fucking and snail trailing on every surface. not to worry -- joel cleaned up himself. he's a man of so many talents. there's something about a dirty looking tattooed bad boy who's clean asf, imo.

this is the house jojo shares with mabel, and next to the old rotary phone, there's a pad of paper with notes scribbled on it. one of her first days there, reader noticed a note in joel's handwriting about something geography related. it turned out it was the daily double from jeopardy. mabel likes to watch it but doesn't always get to, so jojo tries to at least jot down the answers that would interest her, either to fill her in or so they can talk about it after the show if she does get to watch. so reader and jojo started watching jeopardy together, too. i would be surprised if reader didn't develop a pavlovian association with the jeopardy sound effects because jojo was going down on her during the show multiple times that first week.

and all this time later, they still can't keep their hands off each other. they went to waffle house for christmas eve. before they came in to eat, they got it out of their systems. which meant they got caught fucking in joel's suv when the line cook came out for a smoke, but he simply said "merry christmas" and gave a salute.

they can't help themselves 🖤

[enmuswife3]

CHIBI GENSHIN IMPACT X READER

A/n: I’m alive

Kaeya

Asks you for juice all the damn time. “Jewce pwease” he asks with his cup in his hands. “Kaeya sweetie you just had some” you sigh looking down at him then out of nowhere he hits you with the puppy eyes and the puckered lips quivering. “Okay okay” you sigh giving up because you can’t resist his adorableness.

Diluc

Grumpy asf cause he just woke up from his slumber. As his eyes focus he realizes that your not with him so he immediately gets sad and starts crying/screaming your name “n/n where awr ywou?” He sobs. Not even a minute later you come into his room with a worried look on your face once he sees you entered the room he reaches towards you with his grabby hands while pouting. You wipe his tear stained chubby cheeks with the hem of your shirt”it’s okay I’m hear honey” as you walk into your bedroom and lay down wish him on your stomach and drift off into a slumber.

Albedo

Likes to mix random things together and see what happens. Makes you mud cakes he just like me fr. You would definitely pretend to eat it and quickly throw it over your head. “N/n wook I mwade ywo a cwake!” Ablefo says as he pads over to you with a glib of mud in a plate. “That’s looks so yummy bedo!” You say as you pick up a piece and fake eats it then throws it behind you when he saw a butterfly fly by. As you two get ready to leave albedo says “n/n why is there a pile of dirt over dere?” He looks up to you with his doe eyes.

Venti

Sleeps a lot after he drinks some hot chocolate you enjoy that he sleeps a lot because that means you get to sleep a lot with him. “N/nnnn” Venti whines as he tugs your shirt “what is it Ven? “ you slime and look down at him “miwk pwease” he asks while giving you his favorite cup even though this was his 3rd cup you were also sleepy so you decided to make some for the both of you. 30 minutes later Venti is asleep in your lap as you lay down in your bed.

Dainsleif

He’s so quiet omggg like if he were to hurt himself he wouldn’t ask you for help. Yk like a little scrape to his knee or sum he’d just suck it up. “Dain are you okay? You hurt your knee!” You yelped as you examined the blondes knee. “M’ didn’t wanna boder ywou” he pouted “awh you’ll never be a burden on my Dain! Now come here let me clean you up” you smiled as you kissed his cheek.

[kamisathoes]

i completely forgot about this thirst i sent in too omg but 😳😳 your writing is so good

i’m still thinking about thoma but with slutty maid dresses like idk but the idea of being p much exposed is for me… like thoma will spend much more time than he should scrubbing the floors if it means he gets to look up ur skirt or supervise as you do it and yeah 😭😭 he may be flushed asf but that’s not going to stop him from taking peeks

also the ayato leaks make me wanna ruin his pristine white suit as i grind on his thigh as he calls me such a bad girl for making a mess and that i’ll have to clean it off

(help i feel like all my thirsts are for thoma & ayato, i mean as they should, but still)

— 🥡

asjdjdj PLEASE i found that thirst sat in my drafts and forgot i hadn't posted it ! buT OKAY LOOK YOU CAUGHT ME AT A GOOD TIME BECAUSE I'M STILL THINKING ABOUT THAT SUIT !

ruining ayato's white suit !

warnings sub ! f ! reader, thigh riding, mean ! ayato, fingering, overstimulation, squirting, degradation, clit slapping, dacryphilia, name calling, breeding, unedited.

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he makes you get off on his thigh, letting you beg and whine for his touch while he sits proud and refusing. ayato mocks you for not being able to make yourself cum, only to flip up the hem of your skirt and start furiously playing with your puffy clit. he'll push you right to the edge, only then sitting you back and tearing off your panties.

still clad in that pristine white suit, he relentlessly plunges his fingers into your drooling cunt, callous pad of his thumb returning to abuse your sensitive bud. if you complain about how it's "too much" ayato will only bully you, reminding you of how needy you were for a release mere moments ago. fat globs of tears cascaded down your cheeks as the man made you gush multiple times on his hand, forcing you to say your thanks to him for granting you with each orgasm that he viciously tore from your body.

overstimulated and weeping, you didn't notice the jets of liquid that succeeded your nth orgasm, squirting all over ayato's clothes. needless to say, you received a couple slaps to your clit for being so messy. each impact came with a different insult, his cum drunk whore, his stupid bitch, his needy little slut.

ayato considered ruining your own clothes with his cum, leaving thick ropes of ivory decorating the fabric. yet his cock only craved your cunt, wanting to stuff, stretch, and breed you silly. his seed leaking from your used hole would have to settle for now, the pain and pleasure you'd already been subjected to acting as a means to teach you not to make a mess next time. . .

© dottorology, 29.01 — please do not repost.

[lemonpika]

ᴘᴇʀɪᴏᴅ ᴄᴏᴍꜰᴏʀᴛ

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ᴄʜᴀʀᴀᴄᴛᴇʀꜱ ɪɴᴄʟᴜᴅᴇᴅ: ᴇʀᴇɴ ᴊᴀᴇɢᴇʀ, ᴀʀᴍɪɴ ᴀʀʟᴇʀᴛ, ᴊᴇᴀɴ ᴋɪʀꜱᴛᴇɪɴ, ᴄᴏɴɴɪᴇ ꜱᴘʀɪɴɢᴇʀ, ʟᴇᴠɪ ᴀᴄᴋᴇʀᴍᴀɴ, ᴍɪᴋᴀꜱᴀ ᴀᴄᴋᴇʀᴍᴀɴ, ʜᴀɴɢᴇ ᴢᴏᴇ,

ᴄᴏɴᴛᴇɴᴛ ᴡᴀʀɴɪɴɢꜱ: ɴᴏɴᴇ!

ᴀ/ɴ: ʜᴇʏ ᴀʟʟ! ɪ ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ᴡᴀɴᴛᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴡʀɪᴛᴇ ꜱᴏᴍᴇᴛʜɪɴɢ ꜱʜᴏʀᴛ ɴ ꜱᴡᴇᴇᴛ ꜱᴏ ʜᴏᴘᴇꜰᴜʟʟʏ ʏ'ᴀʟʟ ᴇɴᴊᴏʏ ᴛᴏᴅᴀʏ'ꜱ ᴇɴᴛʀʏ! :)

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Eren

Will go to the store to stockpile literally anything you need

“Ayo, babe. What size pussy you wear?”

Will probably get all different kinds of pads because he wasn’t sure what type you meant

But he’ll most definitely buy you your favorite snacks and chocolates to make sure you’re taken care of and happy

He’ll cuddle you and rub your stomach/stroke your hair if you’re experiencing painful cramps

He won’t let you stand up to go anywhere to get snacks or anything, he’ll just bring it over to you!

You’ll spend a lot of lazy days in bed with Erem just watching movies and shows together to get your mind off of the pain

He offers his hand up to you if you ever need to squeeze it through an especially painful cramp

Armin

He’s read a lot of books on anatomy growing up so he’s pretty knowledgable of the biological aspect of your period

Very very attentive and will baby you so much

Will fetch the heating pad anytime your eyebrows knit together in pain

He’ll read you your favorite novels as you lay on his lap with a heating pad

He wants to ensure your comfort so he’ll cook you nutritious meals and prepare some tea to calm you down

For sure will rub your back if you’re experiencing any back pain

Will also reassure you that you still look stunning on the days where you feel like Jabba the Hutt

He’s the type of boyfriend to constantly be at your side whenever you’re in pain and he will not separate himself from you until you are 100% better

Jean

Another “what size pussy you got?” kinda guy

But he’ll splurge on your favorite junk food as long as you promise to share some with him

Will cradle you in his arms for hours until you fall asleep because he knows how difficult it is for you to sleep when you’re dealing with shitty cramps

He’ll make pillow forts with you and talk to you for hours just to make you feel better

Will constantly pepper you in loving kisses if you’re going through bad mood swings and will hold you until you feel more secure

Most likely will take you on hour-long cruises since he loves driving you around town

Despite being a huge momma’s boy, he’ll pick up all of your chores to make sure you can be as comfy as possible

Connie

He’ll definitely try to help you out by taking you on short walks to make sure you’re getting your body moving

Like Eren, buys the entire stock of pads and tampons bc he’s dumb asf

Will definitely cook you really nice, full-meals so you don’t have to snack so much later on

But he’ll still buy you snacks just to mooch off of them

He probably likes to make you laugh to distract you from being in a bad mood

Like, he’ll make 1,000 fart jokes if it means at least 1 will make you smile

He gives the best warm cuddles! His arms around your waist can put you to sleep so easily

Y’all would probably be binging Naruto in bed while he played with your hair

Levi

Poor guy was so clueless on how to deal with you being randomly sad

Is sort of embarrassed when you ask him to go to the store to pick up some pads but it doesn’t stop him from going

He likes to keep the room ESPECIALLY clean as to not stress you out any further

Probably checks in on you with some healthy snacks and asks if you want to sit outside with him or something

He also takes you on small walks because he doesn’t like the idea of you sulking in your room all day

He likes to brew you some tea or he looks into some natural, herbal remedies to calm your painful symptoms

He’ll definitely be a little househusband catering to your every need if you just as much as ask him to do so

Mikasa

She’ll wrap her scarf around your hips as a makeshift heating pad and rub your tummy gingerly

She knows how bad this can get by first-hand experience

Will unashamedly go to the nearest store and buy out their entire stock of your favorite chocolates and drinks

She’s been wanting to have a movie night with you anyways

Will spoon you and stroke your sides to make you sink into the couch/bed

She constantly gives you soft forehead kisses to let you know that she’s here to care for you

Locks her pinky with yours if she notices you’re getting cranky and will then try to find a solution to make you feel better

Hange

Really energetic! Will most likely make you run off the pain!

But will then treat you to a nice bubble bath afterwards and an amazing shoulder rub

Probably makes you watch/listen to musicals with them to lighten your mood!

Will also rub at your belly experimentally trying to figure out which way makes you feel the most relief

Also will take a pic in the pad aisle of the store doing somethin goofy just to make you laugh

They like to massage your legs and hips too since it makes you fall into a really comfy sleep

Will cook anything you request, and trust me, Hange is an AMAZING chef

[spectre-fivee]

Over the Moon: Obi Wan Kenobi x Reader

Rating: Explicit

Word Count: 8081 (wtf this is so close to Anakin’s secret password or whatever, also WOW this is easily the longest piece I’ve ever written)

Warnings: HEAVY smut, both male and female receiving oral, unprotected sex, lots and lots of dirty talk, heavy use of the word ‘master’, dom/sub play, slight brat taming, praise and humiliation kink, edging, slight force play & restraint

A/N: Hey yalllll I’m back with another smut LMAO this is a prequel to let me take care of you, my first obi-wan smut :DD this is LONG asf and includes a small backstory but I promise the majority of it includes smut scenes lol. I hope you guys enjoy and I love your feedback!! much love <3

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You were over the moon when you found out that you would be accompanied by General Obi Wan Kenobi on your next business trip.

Literally. Quite literally, you were over the moon. You had just coincidentally flown over Centax-3 and were now in pursuit to Coruscant's surface in preparation for your oncoming journey, and you were so beyond excited that you found it hard to contain yourself around your personal guards. Just as you entered the planet’s atmosphere, you decided you had enough of the automated briefing and muted the transmitter on your arm. You were too focused on the fact that you were going to be alone with General Kenobi for an entire day.

Well, night really. You had managed to catch that part of the briefing.

You could watch it later. As you packed, perhaps. It was fine.

Feeling like a little girl as you basically pranced back to your quarters, you lugged a small bag out of your closet and began to fill it with necessities. 

Being a senator for so many years had forced you into countless situations with General Kenobi, but never such as this one. When you met the Jedi Knight in the beginning of your career, the two of you clicked almost instantly. Over time, your admiration of the man blossomed into something...different. 

Oftentimes the general would escort you from the Senate Chamber itself all the way to your office on the third floor. He had always been so well spoken and full to the brim with witty charm, enough to make you feel like a total schoolgirl when you locked yourself in your office, squealing and jumping up and down after your encounters with him. Sometimes, you would accompany Obi Wan on walks both inside and outside the building. One time, he was kind enough to show you the gardens outside the Jedi temple on Coruscant. Other times, you were simply by his side in the senate halls, holding your stomach as you just about died of laughter. It was all you could do to keep yourself from absolutely melting when he looked at you with those glittering blue eyes, his lips curved up into a smirk.

Butterflies swarmed in a vicious frenzy as you packed your bag, your cheeks so hot you thought you might explode just at the thought of General Kenobi. You looked up when you heard a soft knock at your door. “Come in,” You had said before a guard stepped inside and informed you that you were leaving earlier than the time scheduled. You nodded and rose to your feet swiftly with a polite smile.

“That’s alright, I’m already prepared.”

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The only thing you had forgotten was to finish watching the automated briefing. 

Which, arguably, should have been at the top of your list. But somehow it had just slipped from your mind. Now, you were positioned in between General Kenobi and his commander, CC-2224, but you knew him as Cody. The two men remained quiet and Obi Wan tapped through the data pad in his hand. When you glanced at Cody, you couldn’t tell what exactly he was looking at or if he even had his eyes open under his helmet, he was so quiet. Either way, you cast him a polite smile when you glanced his way.

You felt kind of awful, really. This was, on your part, a mission regarding humanitarian aid, and you were the Galactic Republic’s representative in this instance. You didn’t know anything about this planet you were traveling to, only its name - Lelroth. You didn’t know the people’s conditions nor how much territory the Separatists occupied, that is, unless the citizens had decided to stand their ground.

A clone trooper’s voice came over the intercom of the transporter. “We’ll be arriving shortly.”

You tried to peek at Obi Wan’s data pad in hopes of receiving any information. “Have you ever been to Lelroth?” You asked.

He glanced up at you. “No. Frankly, I have no idea what to expect.”

“Well, that makes two of us.” You muttered quietly. His eyebrows quirked up as he stared at you.

“What?” You asked.

“You...received the briefing, correct?” He asked, and immediately your palms began to sweat.

“Of course I received the briefing.” You responded a little too defensively. He gave you a small grin before looking back down at the tablet in his hands.

You glanced over at Cody nervously as if expecting a response. You felt stupid after your eyes fell onto his yellow helmet, hearing Obi Wan step away and enter the pilot’s cabin.

“You didn’t watch the briefing, did you?” Cody asked, his voice hushed and amused.

“No.” You said. “No, I did not.”

You heard his chuckle through the moderator in his helmet as heat rose to your cheeks. You couldn’t help but smile and punch him playfully, giggling slightly. He leaned closer and began to fill you in quietly, and all jokes fell aside when you learned of the planet’s condition.

Few months prior, Lelroth had fallen under separatist control after the population had been forced under Count Dooku’s submission. The Republic Senate had been receiving reports of just about anything you could think of to describe a humanitarian crisis. You stumbled into Cody a bit as the ship landed.

“We’re here.” The pilot announced as the hatch lowered with a loud, steaming noise.

You squinted as bright sunlight poured into the cabin, raising a hand up to block the sun as Obi Wan stepped out. Lelroth’s atmosphere was thick and humid as you followed him, listening to the dirt crumble beneath your feet as you stepped out. You gazed around the enclosing woods with a small smile, the saturation taking you by surprise after being stuck on Coruscant’s smoggy surface for so long. Though it was muggy, the air felt clean and fresh as you took in a deep breath. You swore you could almost taste the moisture on your tongue.

“Preferably tomorrow morning, yes. I’ll be contacting the council tonight and…” The general’s voice came in and out of earshot as you glanced over at the assault carrier you arrived on. You watched as the clones nodded swiftly at the Jedi’s words, saluting him one last time before the hatch closed and the ship descended through the trees. It was gone almost as quickly as it had arrived.

Obi Wan sighed and pulled the data pad back out of the abyss of his dark cloak before tapping at the screen again. “Let’s make this quick, shall we?” He murmured.

You laughed slightly. “Is my presence such a bother?” The tablet still held his attention as he flashed you a grin.

“Oh, yes. That’s definitely the reason.” He joked.

A sickening feeling started to grab at your stomach after hearing Cody describe the condition on Lelroth. You were unnerved, and regardless of the fact that you had a Jedi Knight as your company, you two were members of the Galactic Republic isolated on separatist territory.

“We should get going.” You murmured. “They’ll be expecting us soon.” you watched Obi Wan pull his large hood over his head as he murmured something under his breath, stepping forward and heading deep into the thick forest with you on his tail.

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The Lelrothians were a kind people. Their reaction to your arrival with the general was rather pleasant - they went so far as to throw a feast in you and the general’s honor. After meeting with the chief of the village you would reside in, you finally got a real understanding of the Lelrothians’ situation. You and Kenobi shared a grimaced glance as the chief went on to describe the state of his village alone.

He explained how a large percentage of the newfound members in his village were forced to flee the capital city after falling under a dark hand. You assumed the state of the capital was even worse than this small village as he reported substantial amounts of depleted resources. Running water had been cut off to many families and citizens could no longer supply food on their tables. The chief even mentioned the punishments some experienced for resisting - you weren’t surprised in the nearest after hearing tales of the wicked actions of General Grievous and his clanker army, but still...it was hard to hear.

“We were neutral ground,” You gazed over the chief’s descending head tails as he spoke. Dinek Kev was a twi’lek himself, his account thick and common amongst most of his species. When you glanced around the table, there had to be over fifteen different species in just the room alone. Sullustans, Ithorians, even a few Gungans and a Wookiee occupied a seat at the table. You smiled to yourself and returned your attention to the orange skin of Chief Dinek as he spoke.

“A peaceful people. Nearly everyone in this room is an immigrant or comes from one, somebody who was seeking peace. Other pacifist planets such as Mandalore seem to have been fine as they’ve remained neutral.”

“Believe me, Chief - Mandalore has been experiencing a great deal of their own internal conflict.” General Kenobi spoke.

“Forgive me, Jedi.” Dinek murmured quickly. “I’m just...desperate. I would have never taken the role of chief if it weren’t for Grievous and his army - I only want to protect my family and my home.”

You reached out and took Dinek’s hand, staring into his eyes sympathetically. “I’ll open it up for discussion in the senate as soon as I return to Coruscant. I promise you, Chief Dinek, we’re going to provide Lelroth with humanitarian aid and drive the separatists out of here.”

“I’ll speak with the council tonight.” The hood of Obi Wan’s cloak hung lazily around his neck as he murmured, stroking his beard in his typical fashion. His delicate blue eyes were glued onto his empty plate. Dinek squeezed your hand and began to thank the two of you profusely. You bit your lip, hesitant to discuss the requirements in order for any agreement to come through within the senate.

“Chief Dinek,” You started. “The villagers are going to have to learn to defend themselves.”

All you got from him in response was a simple blink,  a common reaction among those the Jedi come to aid. Most planets that fall under separatist control hold peaceful populations, those who don’t believe in waging war and therefore seeing no need for a military. You desperately wished it didn’t have to be this way. It was heartbreaking seeing simple, innocent lives dragged into the Clone Wars, and one day, you hoped that the galaxy would evolve into one where war could be completely evaded.

“Defend ourselves? You mean train us to fight?” Dinek asked.

“Yes.” You replied.

“That is why we’re here.” Obi Wan explained. The chief finally slid his hand from yours and seemed to recoil at the words spoken. “The Jedi can only aid so much, Chief. The Lelrothians need to learn to defend themselves in order to be sure of complete safety from the separatists.”

After a moment of watching the chief calculate in silence, he looked up at you two with an entirely different expression on his face. He glanced around the dim room and gazed over his people with a small smile curved upon his lips. His eyes darted to yours before Obi Wan’s as he spoke.

“You’re right. The Lelrothians are never going to evade this if we don’t take matters into our own hands.” You smiled at Dinek’s words.

“Good.” Obi Wan stroked his beard again.

“I’ll leave for Coruscant at dawn and begin discussion in the senate.” You announced.

“Yes, and that is when training will begin. Tonight I will get an idea of when reinforcements will arrive on Lelroth. We’ll have a very short timespan to train, I suspect.” The general uttered.

“General Kenobi and I will stay in contact and you’ll be the first to know the senate’s decision.” You concluded. Dinek took your hand again and smiled/ 

“Thank you. Thank you so much.” As he spoke, music began to sound from the instruments held by those up on a small, makeshift stage. The villagers began to cheer and rose to their feet, clapping along to the tune that billowed out from various horns. You grinned as the chief stood and joined his people, taking a woman’s hand delicately and spinning her in delight.

You looked over at Obi Wan with a smile. He looked up at you and met your gaze with the rise of an eyebrow. “What?” He asked.

“Wanna dance?” You giggled. He merely scoffed.

“That would seem a bit unprofessional.” You rolled your eyes with a smile.

“Oh, lighten up, General. They threw an entire feast in our honor, surely we can dance with them.” 

He smiled at you sarcastically. “I’ll pass.”

“C’mon. You know you want to.” You pressed, nudging him playfully.

“I don’t know what you’re talking about.” He answered simply.

“Just relax. It’s not like you’ll get kicked out of the order or whatever. It’s just dancing!” He glanced up at you in his seat as you stood, grinning down at him.

“You can be very nagging, did you know that?” He asked. You offered your hand, the same stupid grin plastered onto your lips. He scoffed again and reluctantly took it, rising to his feet slowly.

“I’ll take that as a yes.” He muttered with a grin as you pulled him over to the crowd and were instantly submerged by cheers, laughter, and celebration, having the time of your life with Obi Wan at your side.

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The celebration soon came to an end and after a brief escort from Chief Dinek and a few of his men, you and General Kenobi arrived at the motel you would come to stay at briefly. The neon lights of the vacancy sign cast a bleached hot pink color onto the gravel beneath your feet. It crunched and crumbled as you stepped, tuning out of Obi Wan and Dinek’s conversation as you were led into the cramped lobby.

The wallpaper was faded and chipping in the room surrounding the front desk. A small Sullustan woman sat in an organically shaped velvet chair with a book open in front of her. Dinek stepped forward and quickly informed her that you and Kenobi were the reinforcements sent from Coruscant. You listened as she told the chief that there was only one room available, in which you and Obi Wan shrugged off. She thanked the two of you, passed over the room key and sent you on your way. As you trudged up the wooden stairs that led to the second floor, you heard Obi Wan sigh.

“Tired from all that dancing, General?” You chuckled. “You sure know how to get down.”

“Yes, but you on the other hand…” He trailed off, and when you looked back at him with a dramatic expression on your face, he chuckled.

You smiled and swiped the key card through the slot outside the door. “Whatever.”

The two of you didn’t think much of the fact that there was only one room available. It didn’t matter to either of you, because all motel rooms generally contain two separate beds, right?

Wrong. Apparently, all hotel rooms except this one contained two separate beds. Your jaw wanted to hang open at the sight of it, really. Obi Wan froze in his tracks when he entered the compact room.

“Not even a sofa?” you commented. The door still hung open behind you when Obi Wan turned and met your gaze almost frantically.

“There has to be a mistake.” He said.

“She said this was the only room available. Dinek said this was the only lodge in the village.” You mumbled, finally shutting the door.

“Right, well.” The general uttered and stroked his beard once again, beginning to pace as he did so. “I guess I’ll sleep on the floor.”

You rolled your eyes. “Oh, don’t be ridiculous. I’ll sleep on the floor, you have to train in the morning.” You watched as he traveled over to the chairs seated at a tiny round table in front of the window. They were a brilliant orange in contrast to the faded, once flamboyant green walls.

“No. The chair will do.” He said as he sunk into the cushion. “See?” He planted his feet onto the stem of the table, pushing it back so it allowed him to stretch his ankles over the surface. You only stared at him with your eyebrows raised.

“It beats the floor.” Obi Wan shrugged. You shook your head, smiling as you sat on the edge of the bed. You were facing forward, looking at the painting that hung on the wall before you. The sheets on the mattress were an ugly plaid that was laced with oranges, reds, greens and browns. It was very dated, but at the same time it almost felt...homey.

“We’re adults, aren’t we?” You chuckled. “This is only a business trip, General. Stars, if we have to we can just build a pillow wall between the two of us.”

When you didn’t get an immediate response, you glanced over at him only to see the amused expression on his face. But it was the kind of amused look that nearly belittles you and makes you feel completely and utterly ridiculous.

“Yes, and a business trip it will remain.” He uttered. “I do hope you’re joking.”

Your cheeks grew hot in flustered embarrassment. “Uh - I mean, yeah. Totally kidding.” You darted your eyes to your feet and began to swing them back and forth childishly. You heard chuckling from the general’s end but didn’t dare look over at him. You didn’t need to, you already knew he was sitting back and staring at the data pad again.

Moments passed and you had nothing else better to do than sift through the dusty magazines that sat below the bedside table. The lamp atop the metal surface cast a warm, dim yellow light through the room. It made you feel almost cozy as you flipped through the old pages, reading the articles and gazing at some of the most beautiful alien models you had ever laid eyes on. “Wish they had a holonet in here.” You muttered, bored and wishing for some kind of noise instead of this awkward silence that hung in the air.

Time continued to drag on and it grew late enough for you to decide to head into the bathroom to change your clothes. You turned the handle and listened as the faucet began to run while staring at yourself in the mirror. The general seemed grumpy after your comment, and you weren’t sure why. It was easily played off as a joke, you thought...besides, you only wanted to save him from a little back pain and stiffness in the morning.

You were only trying to be polite. And, well...you were secretly hoping for a little more than that.

As you splashed warm water onto your face, you heard Obi Wan’s voice from the other side of the door and watched as his figure cast shadows across the tile you stood on. The automated voice of Master Yoda and Master Mace Windu echoed around the small room as the general began to discuss with the council.

When you stepped out of the bathroom and crawled under the covers, you tried your best not to eavesdrop on his conversation. You stared at the magazine in your lap blankly.

All he was doing was pacing, it was rather distracting. You wished this place had a radio or something, or that it was safe enough to take a short walk. The meeting between Obi Wan and the other Jedi Masters seemed to last eons as you found your eyelids growing heavy. You stared at the cover of the magazine, it showcased a twi’lek woman posing in front of a ship. You yawned, cast it aside and allowed sleep to take over completely.

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When you woke up, it was still dark outside. The lamp beside your bed had been shut off by Obi Wan, but the one hanging above the chair he sat in remained lit as he set down the data pad with a sigh. You weren’t sure what had woken you up, and as you gazed at the general while you laid on your side, you didn’t really care. 

You could tell he was weary as he blinked slowly and ran his fingers through his hair. Glancing away, you felt slightly creepy as you stared at him for so long. But, I mean, could you really blame yourself?

After moments of silence, Obi Wan was the one to break it. “My apologies. I didn’t realize that the meeting would take so long.” His voice was deep and a bit croaky as it came out.

“It’s okay.” Was all you said as he reached for the light above him.

“Get some sleep,” he murmured.

“Are you sure you don’t want to share the bed?” You made sure it was apparent that you were joking as you smiled and chuckled, gazing at him as you did so. He paused for a moment, staring at you before his lips curved up into a grin.

“I see that pillow wall is still up for discussion?” He teased, and you laughed again.

“C’mon, it won’t bite. Besides, I’m only trying to save you from a little back pain.”

“Senator, are you implying that I’m old?” He chuckled.

“No, but I do understand that the dancing was already a step over the line for you.” You giggled, smirking. “Hurry up with that decision making please, I’m tired.”

Obi Wan laughed slightly before reaching up and turning off the light. To your disappointment, he didn’t stand up from his chair. You sighed softly and shut your eyes, letting go of the situation as you focused on falling asleep again.

Just as your mind began to wander, you felt a weight sink into the mattress beside you. Your eyes flew open as Obi Wan climbed into bed next to you, only to stare at the complete darkness that surrounded.

You grinned. “Did you change your mind?”

He sighed as he settled in. You could feel him, mere inches away from you as he relaxed. “Don’t make me regret it, Senator.”

You chuckled as darker thoughts began to consume you, reminding yourself that this was a business trip - strictly business. You wondered if Obi Wan thought the same, but you shot that down with another reality check as well.

You wanted to say something, but you didn’t. You couldn’t. You were worried that Obi Wan was actually trying to sleep, and you didn’t want to disturb him, or worse - make things even more awkward like earlier. Now, more than ever, you knew you were never going to fall asleep with Obi Wan Kenobi lying next to you.

“Are you alright?”

“Hm?”

“I can practically feel how restless you are at the moment.” He murmured.

“Am I moving too much or is it your spooky voodoo magic?” You asked. He began to chuckle softly.

“Do you mean the Force?”

“Yeah, that.”

“It doesn’t take a Jedi to feel you staring at me.” The grin in his voice made you feel even more embarrassed as you rolled over onto your opposite side, your eyes squeezed shut.

Obi Wan hesitated for a moment before murmuring, “I never said stop, darling. I don’t mind.” His words ignited a spark that released trillions of butterflies swarming in your stomach, and you couldn’t stop the gigantic smile that was forming on your lips.

“I’m sorry, what was that?” As you responded, you felt the general’s weight shift behind you.

His voice came from above you now. “Oh, you didn’t hear me clearly?” You felt his hot breath against your ear as he spoke his next sentence. “I said, I don’t mind your staring. I just wish you would stare at me when I could see you doing it.” His mumbling spiraled into your ear and descended down your body, pausing right in between your legs. You crossed them tight in instinct, nearly gasping.

“I thought you said this trip was strictly business, General.” You breathed.

“Like you said, I already crossed the line when you forced me to dance.” He joked. “Besides, I think we’ve both waited long enough for this moment.” His voice was hushed and gravelly and Stars, sexy as it rumbled into your ear. You turned until you felt his lips were hovering over yours in the darkness, the mattress creaking as you did so.

“You didn’t seem to think that way earlier.” You mumbled, a fat smirk on your face as you teased him. He sunk himself closer to you and you swore you felt his lips brush against yours for a second.

“Nobody needs to know,” He whispered. A moment of silence passed before he dove his lips into yours, drawing out a small sound of surprise from you. You felt his forearm come down beside your head and he let out the tiniest of groans. You knew this was coming judging by your previous dialogue, but you were still in shock. For a moment, you seemed to be dead weight as Obi Wan crawled on top of you. The only thing that moved was your lips against his until realization finally kicked in.

It started with your hands, which rose up swiftly to grab the sides of his face. His beard felt scratchy beneath your fingers in the best way as you hooked your legs around his waist. You had always wanted to touch him like this, to feel and move with him as your mouths were connected and one was on top of the other. It was something you could only fantasize about for the longest time until you had to tell yourself it was never going to happen. But now, it was happening.

His lips were as soft and welcoming as the pillows beneath your head as he kissed you. It was deep and passionate and almost aggressive, and that alone confirmed to you that Kenobi wanted you just as much as you wanted him. 

Following your hands came your tongue as you pressed it between his lips gently, silently asking for entrance into the warm cave of his mouth. He granted permission and you felt his hand entangle in your hair when your tongues met. You sat up slightly, pushing yourself into him further as you dragged your teeth across the pink valley of his bottom lip. The grip nestled in your hair tightened in reaction and you giggled softly into him.

He tasted of fresh mint, and you found yourself wondering if he had brushed his teeth mere moments before this. He was dominating and absolutely thrilling as he rolled over, allowing you to straddle his waist and dip your chin down to his neck to leave a series of pecks down his flesh.

“Someone’s eager,” he commented, and in response you bit down slightly into his skin. He made a small startled noise in response before chuckling, abruptly flipping you onto your back. He left you breathless as his lips collided into yours again, and he groaned when you arched into him. His hands were absolutely everywhere. They ran from your jaw to your neck and then down to your forearms, back up to your shoulders and down to your breasts, down to your waist to grab at your hips...seemingly all at once.

He squeezed his fingers into the meat of your thighs and you groaned, raking your own through his hair. You felt like his touch was all you needed as your tongue slid against his. 

Darkness still engulfed the two of you. Obi Wan’s skin was on fire when he caressed you, the heat between your legs was set ablaze as he dipped his chin down, his lips traveling down your neck slowly. You wanted to see him, his face when he looked down at you, his blue eyes clouded with lust. You wanted to look into his eyes and absolutely moan his name, you wanted to -

Obi Wan’s lips left your skin just above the hem of your shirt. He paused for a moment, holding himself before you and panting. “What is it?” You asked.

“Take off your clothes.” He commanded. You felt him lean to the side and squinted when the lamp was switched on. You didn’t respond as your eyes adjusted to the light, you only peered at him rather dumbly. You watched when he dragged his tongue across his lower lip. His eyelids looked heavy when he stared down at you.

“Did I stutter?” He asked. Your heart picked up pace and you grinned when you grabbed the neckline of his robes and yanked him forward.

“Why don’t you take it off for me?” You mumbled, blinking innocently. You felt your wrists fly above your head, elbows bent slightly as they tied together under an invisible grasp. You were confused for a moment as the general began to run his hands underneath your shirt, caressing your sides and traveling over your breasts briefly. It took a moment before it finally dawned on you that he was using the Force as your restraint.

He slid the fabric up ever so slowly and stared at your stomach when it was slowly revealed. He continued, his big warm hands sliding up your skin and pausing just as your breasts were revealed. He murmured something inaudible before tightening his grip around your waist and pulling you down on the mattress so his lips were level with your nipples. You moaned quietly, biting your lip as he began to kiss them. Your cunt was throbbing at this point and the muscles in your arms grew tired from being in such an unfamiliar position. You shut your eyes, but all at once the sensation on your breasts was removed as Obi Wan straightened his posture and finished ripping off your shirt. It came over your head quickly and was tossed to the side as if it were nothing.

“Can I have my hands back?” You giggled, breathless as he gazed at you.

He left soft, sweet kisses on the inside of your arms, his eyes twinkling as he had you paralyzed by the Force. “Not yet.” He said, and you didn’t have time to read the expression on your face before his lips were on your breasts again. You pushed your hips up against his chest as he continued, whining as he bit down gently onto your nipples. His lips descended down the center of your stomach, leaving slow, wet kisses on your skin before pausing just above the waistline of your pants. His blue eyes finally blinked up at you, and he was smirking.

Your cunt was throbbing so damn hard you wondered if he could feel it at this point. “Please,” You breathed. “I want to touch you.”

“Not yet,” Obi Wan repeated before curling his fingertips around the hem of the fabric and dragging it down your thighs.

“This...isn’t fair.” You grunted as you tried to pull your wrists from their restraint. It was no use, it felt like your arms were paralyzed in this position. Your pajama pants were now being thrown to the side just as your shirt was, and the general was leaving small pecks up the length of your legs whilst holding strong eye contact.

“Please, general - “ your cunt felt like it was on fire when he lifted his chin to look at you.

“Did you...seriously just call me ‘general’ in this setting?” He paused, chuckling.

“Well, I - “ you were flustered and frustrated at this point. “I don’t know, what should I call you?!” You had snapped. He only grinned with a shrug before he continued, pulling at your skin with his teeth. 

He dug his fingers into your sides, and in between slow kisses, he said, “Doesn’t matter...whatever feels...most...comfortable.”

You thought about it for a moment. Yeah, you supposed referring to him as General Kenobi was a bit strange as he was actively stripping you of your clothing. But it still didn’t feel right calling him Obi Wan, either. You weren’t sure why.

Your wrists were finally released as his lips reached the corner of your inner thigh just below your flaming heat. Your panties still hugged your hips when Kenobi glanced up at you, seeming like he had forgotten to hold your arms in place.

Without giving him any chance of reaction, you slid out from under him and pounced on him like a fucking animal. You giggled and he shared your smile as you sat on him and began to rid him of his robes.

Once they were off and you finally got to shower every possible centimeter of his skin with kisses, but he was quick to flip you back over so you were trapped beneath him again. You struggled to get atop of him with a grunt, but it was useless. He was already pinning your wrists to the sheets again and barricading you with his own weight. 

“Behave.” Again, his voice rumbled right into your ear, hot and thick as he nipped at your earlobe. In response you arched your back into him and whined, digging your fingernails into his back.

“Let me touch you - “ you grunted. “I want to...to make you feel good. I can make you feel so good, Master.” You moaned, letting the words fall from your mouth without even a second thought. In an instant, his fingers were around your chin and you were being forced to look into his pretty eyes.

“What did you call me?” He asked.

You giggled. “You heard me.” 

A minute went by before he moved his hand from your chin downwards, slowly tightening around your neck. “Say it again.” You smiled and tilted your head back, shutting your eyes and moaning the word again.

“Master.”

He let out a sound similar to a growl before he rolled over, positioning yourself on top of his lap. You could feel his large erection beneath you, and it was in the perfect spot as you rolled your hips forward and crouched down, allowing your lips to meet his.

He kissed you aggressively, placed one hand on the back of your head and forced you into him while the other snaked underneath the fabric of your panties, finding your clit almost instantly. You whimpered against his lips and continued to grind against his cock before using your own hands to remove yourself from the barricading fabric. 

You were so desperate to feel him inside of you. He grabbed your chin again and forced your lips to part, staring at you with dark eyes and a wicked grin as he pressed the pad of his thumb to your lower lip. “So desperate for it, aren’t you?” He mumbled. 

You huffed and tossed your underwear to the side before pressing your lips against his ear and murmuring, “Can you feel how wet I am for you, Master?”

He grunted and moved his hands to your hips, forcing them down onto his cock. You rocked them forward, letting the tip slide over your clit and through your slick folds with a moan. Fuck, this felt good. You lapped at his earlobe and giggled before continuing. “Just imagine how good it’ll feel when you put it in, so warm and wet and tight - “

“You’ll want to shut that pretty little mouth before I put it to work.” He growled, and a wild grin spread over your face before you positioned him below your entrance. 

You took him in slowly with a long moan and straightened you back, your breasts high and prominent for him to see. “Fuck,” you moaned. Your eyebrows furrowed as he filled you up.

Obi Wan grunted. “Stars, can’t you go any quicker?” He was frustrated as you giggled again.

“I think this feels fucking good.” You moaned again. “Your cock is so - “ you were cut off by his hand on your throat, forcing him down to his own face. He didn’t say anything, just silently forced your lips against his. It made you lose control of your pace, plunging down onto his entire length at once, drawing moans from both of you as you kissed.

“That’s better.” He mumbled against you. “Now do it again.”

You brought your hips up once more and slithered your tongue into his mouth, allowing them to fall back down, your cunt swallowing him whole in one stroke. Just as you started to kiss his neck again, you were flipped onto your back for what felt like the thousandth time.

“Would you just let me - “ The familiar grip on your chin cut you off, and your eyes were forced into his. With his other hand, he brought your knees to your chest and positioned himself at your entrance. He absolutely rammed himself inside of you without any issues, and your eyes widened when you gasped. 

“I thought...I told you...to behave.” Obi Wan grunted in between his thrusts. Your fingers found their grip in the sheets beside you. Your back arched and you moaned while he pumped himself in and out of your wet cunt.

“If this is what I get for misbehaving…” you panted, tears pricking at your eyes from them being shut so tight. “...then I guess I’ll have to do it more often.”

General Kenobi let out a low groan as he continued thrusting into you, remaining his quick, hard rhythm. Your eyes met his as the two of you moaned, and his hand found its way back into the roots of your hair as he muttered, “Say it.”

“Master,” you mewled as he tugged on your hair, his cock hitting the perfect spot as he thrusted into you. “Master, your cock feels so good - “ his thumb was on your lip again when he interrupted you.

“Such filthy words coming from this pretty little face,” he murmured. “You like being dirty, don’t you? You enjoy being choked when you misbehave, hmm?”

You didn’t respond, your eyebrows only curved up when you moaned. His hips rolled forward and his cock was still sliding in and out of your folds. “Answer me,” he demanded.

“Yes,” you breathed. “Yes, Master.” Your hand released its grip on the sheets and traveled down in between your legs to gently play with your clit, but Obi Wan stopped you, removing your wrist sharply.

“If you want it, beg for it.” He said slowly.

“Fuck,” you gasped. “Please play with it - Master, please just touch my clit and…” you trailed off with whine as you felt his thumb slowly circling around it, agonizingly slow and so, so hot. You whimpered and rolled your head back into the pillow, tangling your hair against the cotton.

“Does that feel good, darling? Tell me how it feels.”

“Yes, fuck, it feels so good,” You panted, your eyes squeezing shut again. “It feels so fucking good, I might...I might cum,” you continued in between whimpers and moans. “Master - please let me cum.”

“Good girl.” He rasped before removing his thumb completely. You let out a sob as he pulled his length out from you, watching as he began to stroke himself when he lowered his head between your legs. “Such a good girl, asking for my permission.” He murmured before sliding his tongue up your heat ever so slowly, stopping at your clit to circle around it.

You whined, bucking your hips against him, grinding on his face as you babbled. “Fuck...this feels so good, your tongue, shit, I want your cock again - “

“You’ll have to wait for it,” he mumbled against you. Whining, you sat up and propped yourself on your elbows as you panted. You were a mess, and you continued to plead with him until he had enough of it and grabbed you by your shoulders. He forced you onto the floor, sitting on your knees as he sat on the mattress in front of you.

“If you won’t shut your mouth, I’ll just have to do it for you.” He muttered before pushing your head down onto his large cock. You let out a satisfied moan and made sure he was staring at you, remaining eye contact. You lifted a hand to stroke the base as your tongue swirled slowly around the tip, bobbing your head back and forth steadily.

Obi Wan moaned and shut his eyes. “Stars.” He murmured.

You released the tip with an audible pop, allowing a string of drool to fall from the edge of your lower lip. “It feels good, doesn’t it Master?” You planted your tongue to the base of his shaft and slooooowly dragged it up prior to rolling it over the tip and taking him into your mouth again. His breath hitched in his throat.

“You’re so filthy, do you know that? You’re so...good at this, you must have...had - practice...Stars, pretty girl...how are you so good at this?” He mumbled, grunting and moaning between the words that spilled from his mouth.

Again, his shaft left your mouth and you spit on your palm before using it to stroke him up and down. You blinked at him all innocent and doe-like. “I like it when you talk to me like that. Will you cum on my face, Master?”

Obi Wan blinked and grunted, thrusting his hips up into your palm. “You’re obscene.”

“But you like it, don’t you?” You planted a kiss on his tip before gliding your hands along his thighs and rising to your feet. You leaned forward and lifted his chin using your index and middle finger, smiling. “You like seeing me like this. You like making me your dirty little slut, don’t you, Master?” You blinked again and smiled sweetly before swinging your leg around his lap, straddling him.

He was absolutely mesmerized. “Don’t give me that look.”

You did it again, smiled softly. “Or what?” You challenged.

Just as your cunt was about to swallow his length again, you were thrown onto your back strongly and the general’s hand was once again tightened around your neck. His lips were on your ear and his fingers were dancing around your clit as he rammed himself inside of you. Your eyes filled with tears when you cried out, savoring the sudden sensations engulfing you. You moaned, feeling your voice vibrate against his hand.

“I like punishing you, you know.” His voice was low, and you moaned as he licked your ear. “You’re such a good girl when you want to be.”

“This isn’t...much of a punishment.” You grunted. He bit down onto your earlobe and you whimpered.

“Oh, we haven’t gotten to that part yet.” He rasped into your ear. His pace quickened and his fingers felt glorious against your clit. Your movements synced with his perfectly. You could feel yourself quickly approaching your climax as he kissed the skin on your neck, hitting all the perfect places when he pumped into you. It was as if he knew exactly what you wanted and how you wanted it.

You felt yourself caving in and desire dripped from your tongue as you moaned, “I’m gonna cum.” Just as the words fell, everything stopped. Obi Wan’s fingers and his cock left your cunt all at once, and you let out a cry just before his eyes met yours.

“Like I said before,” his lips brushed against your own as he purred into your mouth. “We hadn’t gotten there yet.”

You already had come down almost completely from your previous euphoric state when his fingers glided inside of you. You writhed and moaned under his touch and Stars, this man sure knew who to put his hands to work. When he lowered his lips back down to your clit, you thought you would just about lose your mind. “Fuck.” You moaned. “Please, Master. Let me finish.” You pleaded.

“Quiet.” He muttered before continuing. You obeyed and only continued to moan under his force, biting your lip and rocking your hips against his face as he pleasured you. His free hand slithered up your body and intertwined his fingers with your own as he worked in between your legs. You squeezed his hand so hard that you thought it would just about snap off. Obi Wan finally paused, blinking up at you from in between your legs.

“Are you going to behave now, darling?” He asked, still slowly working his fingers in and out of your cunt as he spoke. You nodded quickly.

“Say it.”

“Y-yes. I’m going to behave, I-I’ll be a good girl for you.” You said then added, “Master.” The general chuckled before instructing you to get on your elbows and knees, to which you obliged and rested your front end onto a cushy pillow. You arched your back, ass raised, and giggled when you received a slap on your ass before Kenobi positioned himself.

He grabbed at and pulled your hair, raising your head so you could see him out of the corner of your eye. He planted a kiss onto your temple before murmuring, 

“Pretty, pretty girl.”

Then, he rammed into you so hard and unexpectedly that you gasp and cry out his name. He clearly doesn’t catch it, and you shut your eyes as a single tear falls, continuing to cry out and whimper beneath him. Fuck, it’s amazing, and it’s everything you had ever fantasized it would be. You swear you see stars as he continues, pumping in and out of you again, again, and again...this position seems so much better than before, you thought. His grip is so tight on your hips that you think it may leave bruises, but hell, you love it. You want him to leave marks on you.

You think of all the times before that were filled with nothing but harmless flirting and charm. Now, everything will be different. You giggled at the thought of changing in the morning and seeing the bruises he left on your skin. You could feel yourself approaching your climax just at the thought of knowing that in this moment, you were his.

You almost didn’t want it to end, but you were so desperate to finish after having it ripped from you at the very edge. You were sweating, panting, and groaning the word “Master,” over and over again. “I’m gonna cum,” you said heavily.

“Go ahead.” Obi Wan seemed to gasp. Another tear fell down your cheek and you cried out louder than ever before as you crashed down onto him, all around him, everywhere. Absolutely fucking everywhere, and if it weren’t for the Jedi’s weight holding you up, you would’ve collapsed down into the mattress already. It hit like a fucking train wreck, and he remained his steady pace as your walls closed in onto his cock. You assumed he could feel your shaking, and when your breath heaved in and out of your lungs as you slumped against the pillow beneath you, you smiled a lazy smile.

The sound of Obi Wan Kenobi grunting and letting out a long, high-pitched moan as he came undone inside of you was just about the sexiest thing in the entire galaxy. He collided into the bed beside you, panting as he stared at the ceiling. You finally allowed your hips to fall and rested on your stomach, you head turned to face him. Beads of sweat rolled across his skin when he looked at you, and your thighs still quivered against the sheets.

He dragged two of his fingers softly underneath your chin. “Beautiful,” was all he could make out as he huffed beside you. You shut your eyes, that lazy smile still plastered to your face.

“Do you...think anybody heard us?” You asked, opening your eyes again. You gazed over his beard and his strong features as he peered at you.

“Oh, without a doubt.” He began to chuckle.

“Whoops.” You giggled. He rolled over and pressed his lips to yours briefly before responding.

“If I’m being honest, I really couldn’t care any less.” His voice was husky when he smiled as you pulled him back down, kissing him again and again until you fell asleep in your blissful state.

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[tsukasalvr]

; 𝙬𝙝𝙚𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙞𝙧 𝙨/𝙤 𝙞𝙨 𝙤𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙞𝙧 𝙥𝙚𝙧𝙞𝙤𝙙

𝗔𝗻𝗶𝗺𝗲/𝗳𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗼𝗺: 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗗𝗶𝘀𝗮𝘀𝘁𝗿𝗼𝘂𝘀 𝗟𝗶𝗳𝗲 𝗼𝗳 𝗦𝗮𝗶𝗸𝗶

𝗖𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗮𝗰𝘁𝗲𝗿𝘀: 𝗦𝗮𝗶𝗸𝗶 𝗞𝘂𝘀𝘂𝗼

𝗔𝗡: 𝘆𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝗿𝗹𝗹𝘆 𝗮𝘁𝗲 𝘂𝗽 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗵𝗮𝗶𝗸𝘆𝘂𝘂 𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝗼𝗺𝗴𝗴𝗴 𝗶 𝘄𝗮𝘀 𝗶𝗻 𝗰𝗹𝗮𝘀𝘀 𝘄𝗵𝗶𝗹𝗲 𝗶 𝘄𝗮𝘀 𝗴𝗲𝘁𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗻𝗼𝘁𝗶𝗳𝘀- 𝗯𝘂𝘁 𝘁𝘆 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗹𝗼𝘃𝗲 𝗯𝗮𝗯𝗲𝘀<𝟯

𝗪𝗔𝗥𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗚: 𝗜 𝗗𝗢𝗡𝗧 𝗣𝗥𝗢𝗢𝗙𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗗

; 𝗞𝗨𝗦𝗨𝗢 𝗦𝗔𝗜𝗞𝗜˚*✧˚*•̩̩͙✧•̩̩͙*˚✮

Mans would get you anything that you need

Uh oh. Ran out of pads or tampons? All of a sudden you have some in your bag

Need snacks or pills? Dw theres some in your locker and bag:)

Even Saiki seems like he rlly don’t give a fuck

He rlly cares about you:(

So seeing you in pain or distress is a big no-no

If you accidentally stain a seat in school,

Dw !! Saiki will clean that up, although he might be a bit disgusted,,, he will:))

Cus he wants to save you from the embarrassment he would say to you (but it’s also cus he just loves you)<333

If you have really bad cramps,

He’ll use his powers to warm you up

He just really loves you

(I mean like,, he loves you sm that he trusts you enough to know about his psychic powers)

This man would do anything for you in a heartbeat 😩❤️❤️ (although he would never admit it lmao)

People who like, reblog or follow= hot asf💕😍

[angelthebedsheet]

“clean you up”

peter b parker x reader

x female reader

a/n: since my last pbp oneshot was angsty asf we gon turn up the lovin in this house and show our favorite himbo. reader is a lil shorter than peter!

contains small injuries, cursing (duh), kissing, pbp is a whipped bastard ❤️, friends to lovers, i didnt really like how this turned out? but hey its alright

lets get it!

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“Jesus fuck, Peter!” Y/N exclaimed as Peter crashed onto her balcony. She watched as he scrambled to stand up straight and dust himself off. He pointed at her balcony door. She groaned and got up, adjusting her box braids back into its messy bun. She unlocked the door and slid it open. “What the fuck, Peter?!” She exclaimed as she pulled him inside. She closed the balcony door before turning to look at him. “Heyyyy, bugaboo.” He said sheepishly as he took off his mask. Y/N gasped as she looked at the cuts on his face. “Okay so don’t freak out at first!” He exclaimed.

“I-How?? Pete you look like you got mauled by a cat!” She said as she grabbed an oversized sweater and sweatpants she had. “It’s not that bad!” He whined. “It’s not that bad my ass! If it wasn’t bad you would’ve have brought ya goofy ass over here.” She grumbled as she pushed him into the bathroom. She placed the clothes ontop of the counter. “Off with the suit.” She said as she rummaged through her cabinet, grabbing the first aid kit. “I didn’t know you wanted me like that.” Peter commented as he started to shimmy out of his suit. “No you horny himbo. So I can patch you up.” She said, making him look away. “I knew that.” He mumbled. “Mhm. Just like how the sky is currently black.” She said.

“Really?”

“It’s 4pm, Peter.”

“Oh.”

Y/N huffed out a small laugh as Peter, in his comedic heart boxer briefs, leaned against the wall. “I appreciate this, Y/N.” He said as she sat on the counter. He walked to her already knowing their routine. “I haven’t even done much, Spidey.” She commented as she dabbed peroxide onto the cotton pad. “You don’t need to do much for me to appreciate the things you do for me.” He answered. “This’ll hurt, hun— I do this because I care about my best friend.” She said as she gently pressed the cotton pad against his cheek, making sure her acrylics didn’t accidentally poke his eye out. “What would I do without my bugaboo?” He joked, wincing at the burn of the peroxide. “Probably still have a fucked up face. You’re lucky I’m in the medical field.” She said, wiping the blood away. He hummed as he admired how her sweater engulfed her form. Her glossy lips shined under the bathroom light making them look kissable.

“Why can’t you, oh I don’t know, swing onto my balcony carefully? One day you’re gonna bust your ass.” She said, moving to clean the other cuts on his face. “I’m Spider-Man, Y/N. Don’t ya have any faith in me?” He said with a smile. “Little to none.” She deadpanned, earning a whine from him. “Y/NNNNN....” He whined as she snickered. “You’re like a giant man child, Petey.” She said gently patting his cheek. He pouted as she continued to clean up his face. He continued to admire her face before she looked up into his eyes through her lashes. “What are ya lookin’ at, Parker?” She mumbled before looking back at the task at hand. “You’re pretty.” He mumbled with pink cheeks. She snorted and pretended to tuck her hair behind her ear. “Y-Ya think so?” She asked. There was a couple beats of silence before they bursted out laughing.

“God what the hell was that, Y/N?” Peter asked as he chuckled. “Pulled a Debby Ryan on ya.” She said, booping his nose. He shook his head with a smile. “I really meant it though. You’re beautiful, Y/N.” He said as he looked at her. She felt her cheeks heat up, thankful for her darker skin hiding any type of pigment. “A flatterer you are, Peter. Keep sucking up to me and maybe you’ll get a sweet treat.” She joked. “Would that sweet treat be a kiss from you? I mean, god, Y/N. I really want to kiss you.” He blurted out. She looked up at him. “Really?” She asked. He nodded. “Well who’s stopping you, Peter? The law?” She said with a smile as she placed the cotton pad and peroxide down. “Oh thank fuck.” He sighed before bringing her into a kiss. She wrapped her arms around his neck as he held her waist. They both sighed out of relief as they pulled each other closer.

He pulled away and pressed a kiss against her neck. “Mm Peter we should be responsible adults.” She sighed. “Right.” He mumbled against her skin. “And you should take a nice shower.” She said as she tilted her head. “I should.” He said before pressing another. “T-Then change into those clothes.”

“Mhm.”

“And I’ll make popcorn.”

“That sounds nice.”

“Then we can sit on the couch together.”

“How close?”

“Cuddling close.”

“Oooh.”

“A-And we can go on Netflix and watch Avatar.”

“Which season?”

“The first one of course.”

“Ah.”

“Then we can relax.”

“No making out yet?”

“Mmm. I don’t know.”

He whined. “Y/NNNNNN.” He dragged out as he pulled back to look at her. She chuckled and rolled her eyes. “Just a lil making out.” She said. He hummed happily. She pulled him back. Their noses brushed against each others. “We’re responsible adults.” He whispered. “Very responsible.” She whispered back. “No silly business.” He said while pressing a kiss against her lips. She hummed. “Absolutely no tomfoolery.” She said. “Nothing from the circus.” He chuckled. “That’s right.” She said with a smile. They looked into each other’s eyes. “How about some silly business. Just a lil?” She mumbled. “Oh yeah.” He said before they dove in to kiss again.

[indigomez]

Peter Parker -Spiderman pt.2

When you find out Peter parker is spiderman.

A/n: the second part to the first. Kinda smutty because why not;> @drakesfiance @@tylerrose931617 @scottyisthatyou @hollandxvoid

With his right hand caressing your face and you holding onto his arms for dear life. You noticed all the cuts and bruises cascaded on his skin.

'...we...we should clean you up,' he huffed, pulling you in by your waist, 'I'll be fine... that's not why I'm here.'

'Then why...?' His gaze didn't dare to move from yours. Afraid your mind would change if he did.

Unintentionally, his head moved closer to yours his knees slightly bent due to your height differences, you didn't move either.

You two never had your first kiss despite dating for two months. Both of you were nervous asf

Never wanted to push one another into something they didn't want to do. But this time.

It was different.

The look in his eyes was different.

Your body language to him was different.

And yall ain't mad at it,

'Peter... i... what are we doing?' He lightly shrugged, pulling away. You lightly pouted, anticipating the kiss as you looked up at him.

'I want to kiss you so bad, I... but I don't want to hurt you more than I already have,'

He looked at his feet as a light tear fell from your eyes. 'Are you serious?'

'Y/n... I mean everything I say to you, when i tell you that your beautiful I absolutely mean it because. Well! Look at you! I love how your eyes beam with life when I see you. I love when your skin turns red when your blushing or when your sick, it's so fucking adorable I cant. And don't get me started on your lips... y/n you've made me feel things, I never thought I would feel. And made me do things that's out of my comfort zone, but for you? I don't mind at all.'

He leaned in closer, your heart beating against your chest violently.

You want it

'Y/n... I will do whatever it takes for you to believe me...'

You couldnt take it.

You stood up on your tippy toes and pecked his lips. His eyes widened,

And all of a sudden, all of your confidence.

Plummeted

"Peter i-im so sorry-'

He pulled you in, his lips locked on yours. You closed your eyes and embraced the feel of his soft lips.

At first, you both were too timid to move.

Well duh because it's your first kiss

But you lightly gasped as he bit your lower lip, tugging it a little before going back it. Tilting his head to the right as his left hand started to roam up and down your body.

You snaked your arms around his neck to deepen the kiss.

His arms wrapped around you, protectively. Warmly.

As you two pulled away, you opened your eyes as you caught your breath. Along with Peter,

'Go... go take a shower, then I'll help you with your cuts.' You utter, careful as to not ring the beautiful peace. He nodded, dreading that he has to let go of you.

You grabbed some of his clothes from your drawer.

Because all girlfriends like to steal their boyfriends shit but Peter absolutely adored you in his clothes.

After showering, and healing his wounds, you two sat there. On the floor, just enjoying the sounds of the wind through your window.

Watching the white curtains flow in the wind as they hugged a cold mint blue from the moonlight.

'I...I'm sorry, about everything. Especially about the thing with liz.' He started.

You shrugged. 'I don't care... I mean... for all i know shes not gonna be around school soon so.' He scoffed. You had a point, even if he was to date liz and be with her. Shes always three grades ahead. And of course Peter can always catch up with her.

But just the fact that he can slow down, be a kid, hang out with friends and go to band pratice is what kept him there.

Especially you.

'Your right... I don't know what I see in her.'

'Some pretty senior pussy.'

'Y/n!!' You laughed at your cruel joke.

Oh God your laugh

He loved everything about your laugh, the way your dimples show as your smiled, your face radiating joy and laughter as you continually laugh, it was such a pure sound that could never get old in his ears.

He watched as you laughed. Smiling fondly, he loved seeing you happy. He wouldn't miss it for the world to see you smile. Let alone be able to make you smile.

Good God was he lucky... what was he thinking as to try and hurt you?

After your little laughing fit, you looked at him. Instantly knowing what's going on in his head, you cupped his cheek. Rubbing the pad of your thumb against his soft warm skin.

'I don't blame you for what you did, you did it to protect me. And I also cant blame you for being spiderman. It's what you love.'

'Yeah, but I also love you. And... and I should have thought about a better way to-'

You couldnt help it. You kissed him, reassuring him that it was all over. Said and done.

He lifted you up, lightly gasping at his strength, he sat on the end of your bed, sitting you on his lap.

Ohhh God his thighs

Though he was only wearing a long sleeve shirt and some sweat pants. You should have taken note of his beautiful body figure. Sus

You placed your hands on his shoulders, his hands on your hips as the kiss deepened,

Peter moaned as you pulled his lip, you opened your eyes. Letting go of his lip. He slapped his hand over his mouth.

That was the most beautiful sound I've ever heard

'That was the most beautiful sound I've ever heard...' you blinked, just realizing what you just said.

'I bet yours is better.'

PEtEr BeNJimAn pArkER YOU SLy FUcK

'Weirdd flex Peter but alright-'

He laughed, pulling you back in. This time more rougher, that's all you eve ranted.

His hands roaming the beautiful curves of your body, your lips, swollen by the rough kissing.

You lightly yank on his hair, his head thrown back as you kiss his neck. 'Y/n, p-please'

You went right back to his lips. Feeling the cold shivers down your spine as he licks your lower lip.

His tongue fought for dominance as his hands graced your bottom, in between your shorts and panties, as if hes teasing you.

You were lost in ecstasy, his soft lips against yours as his hands roam the curves of your beautiful temple. What more could you ask for.

But when he moved his leg up, you moaned into his mouth, turning red as a tomato you cover your mouth as he slowly opened his eyes. And once you met his you whined and covered your face.

He chuckled, 'see? I told you. Everything about you is so damn cute.'

'Stawp it peter...'

You moaned again when he moved your hips forward, looking up at you for your reaction.

It felt good, really good.

He kissed your neck, bit your earlobe and moved his hands up your stomach,

You tangled your hands in his soft curly hair as he sucked on your collarbone.

You quickly place a hand on his chest. Looking at him with fear laced in your eyes. 'What about aunt may? Wont she get upset if your gone?'

'I told her I'm staying over at your house... she said it was fine, I didn't tell her about the... the fight... or about...'

'You being spiderman?' He nodded his head no, he placed his head on your chest, sighing so his hands feel from your stomach to your waist. His long arms wrapping around you.

'I... I cant tell her, after everything shes been through. She doesnt deserve it.'

You nodded, understating his thoughts.'but if you dont tell her Pete. And you don't come home one day God forbid... then what is she gonna do?'

You were right... but he didn't want to think about that right now, so instead. He moved his leg up again. Smiling devilishly as you moaned into his ear. Sending chills down his spine

'God I live for your moans y/n.'

'Shut up before you start something you can't finish.'

He looked up at you. Cocking an eyebrow

'Oh really? You wanna play that way?'

'Yeah. I do!'

He webbed the tv remote, catching it in his hand as he turned on the tv. You looked at him in question. 'What's that for?'

'Well, I certainly don't want anyone else to hear you.' You blushed, under the dark. Beautiful moonlight he smiled as he could vividly see the burning blush cascading on your face.

'Come here' he growled, you both moaned into the kiss.

His hands straight onto your bottom under the two layers of fabric. Pulling and letting go of your panties, letting out a little help as it slapped against your hot skin.

You moved your hips, forwards and backwards as you ached for some friction.

And maybe, doing this gave you guys a little too much.

Your kiss grew hungrier, as his hands moved your hips. Gripping them tightly as his knuckles turned white.

'Oohhh fuck y/n please don't stop.' He whined,

'Peter... peter~'

Ohh God when you moaned his name, he swore he could jump from the moon and back. He let you push him down against the bed, still grinding your hips on his.

'Good God y/n.' He lightly chuckled, seeing your face. Your head thrown back in ecstacy as you rolled, grinded, and moved your hips in ways he couldnt even imagine.

Lord what a sight

'Peter... i... I'm gonna.' He grabbed your hips once more, moving along with you. His head thrown back against your mattress as he moans along with you. You two stopped, the feeling crashed and waved through your bodies, he sat up. Kissing you one last time before implying. 'I love you so much... we should do this every weekend.' You two laughed. And laid in your bed cuddling. While watching the tv as the night went on 💖

[bara-sen]

plz- I litrally could not, like........idk men just come up with even more fucked up ways to bother women these days. and stfu to anyone who says ''but its not all men'' its not all but its most of yall.

NO AND STOP. I FEEL LIKE SANITARY PRODUCTS SHOULD 1) BE ALOT LESS EXPENSIVE OR 2) BE FREE AT THIS POINT. bcs i find it sooooooo funny how protection is just so cheap while sanitary products are like super expensive theres a study that shows how much money a women waists on pads and stuff and it says that in a womens life span till the age of 33 its about $5,544 (x)

but ya, it sucks that alot of house holds that expressing pain or discomfort or just talking about periode is like rlly bad. Personally my female relatives have always told me to be more discreet about my periode but i personally find nothing wrong. i mean why cant i say ''ow my stomach hurts coz im on my periode'' or like ''oop cant pray im on my periode'' like cmon periodes shouldn't be a taboo topic. its just ur vagina cleaning itsself. grow up.

Fr i always hate those kinds of people. Like ma'am we aren't hating everyone, people like kakucho do exist but most of them are like sanzu which is pretty bad.

I completely agree LIKE TF THOSE ARE LIKE NEED THEY'RE IMPORTANT AND COMPULSORY FOR WOMEN SO WHY TF DO WE NEED TO BUY THEM? JUST MAKING NO SENSE AND WHY TF IS PROTECTION SO CHEAP YET SANITARY PRODUCTS SO COSTLY?! They don't raise women pay and then give make their need expensive asf like make it make sense homie.

DEADASS WHY DON'T WOMEN SUPPORT OTHER WOMEN IN PERIODS- today i had a test, and we all were giving test and this girl had her period so she took her whole bag and ran to the washroom with teacher's permission. So my other friend was saying how she should've been more discreet and now all of the boys know(we have two boys in that class) that she got periods like tfff???? So you're saying that the girl should've stayed their in pain?

It's so sick of people to think of periods as some demonic sexual energy, like we get pain of a heartattack dawg it's more sad than embarrassing 💀

[cringynessatitsfinest-blog]

This needs to stop

Hi! Hello! Yeah, you there. I don’t know if you stumbled across this post or you follow me but I have to rant.

I’m usually  a very, happy and optimistic hedgehog and I bet you’ll see that side in the near future but today I got a bit mad so I have to say this.

So listen up! I’m completely against misogyny and misandry but it might seem like it right now. Again you’ll see how against it I’m in the near future.

So I was sitting at home like any normal day, scrolling through my Facebook feed when I saw that someone posted a 12 page essay about how women are noting more than a man’s slave. WELL LISTEN UP YA FOOLS! STOP IT!

Here’s a few things I noticed women are bashed about and are constantly corrected for.

• Periods

Now listen up. Periods are the fucking worst don’t even try me on this. As an owner of a uterus and a vagina I can tell you it’s not fun. BUT YALLZ DON’T GET IT DO YOU.

The definition of a period put in SIMPLE WORDS is: ~This all starts during a time called PUBERTY. Now you probably don’t know what that is so I’ll quickly explain it in a few quick and easy to understand words. Puberty is the time you change from a child to a full grown adult. 

Girls and boys go through different types of puberty.

During puberty girls start developing earlier. It starts between ages 8-13. During this short amount of time girls change a lot. 

1. BOOBS! Every girl has them. It doesn’t matter about how big or small they are and you shouldn’t care about that. 

2.PERIODS/MENSTRUATION! It happens, it’s natural and everyone gets it sooner or later. Girls get this because their body is ready to create a baby BUT THEY’RE FUCKING 12 SO HOW WOULD THEY HAVE BABIES!! It lasts 3-7 days. We use pads, tampons or menstrual cups. We get periods because as I said the uterus is ready to make a baby and blood and tissue builds up on it’s walls, but because you’re young asf and you can’t have babies that blood and tissue leaves the body through the vagina. These periods end around the age of 45 and that’s when your uterus gives up on life and stops shedding blood.

3. BODY HAIR! We grow it everywhere. We’re basically mammals. Do we care? NOPE! It’s our choice if we shave/wax it which is fucking painful. PROPS TO ALL THE GUYS WHO HAVE THE PATIENCE TO SHAVE/WAX AND NOT CARE IF A GIRL HAS BODY HAIR!!

4. ACNE! We all get it. GET OVER IT!!

5. CRUSHES! Hormones work k hun?

Now for boy’s puberty. During puberty they experience:

1. SHORTNESS! Boys are usually short during puberty, but when it kicks in..OH BOY THEY GET TALL!!

2. DICKS/ERECTIONS! We all know yallz have dicks ya don’t need to hide and if you see a fucking ankle you get hard.

3. MUSCLES! But this one is only if you try to get them.

4. AN ADDAMS APPLE! It’s the little blob on your neck.

5. DEEP VOICE! This happens to everyone.

You read that all, right?

Ok good, now go back and read the period part again. Menstrual blood is the only clean blood that is’t shed by murder yet it’s the only blood you get grossed out by.

And you use periods and PMS as an excuse to ask someone if they have it in an argument.

• The overused words ,,slut”, ,,whore” and ,,hoe”

SORRY I HAD TO!!!!!!

But these words are so overused in two situations:

1. Kinks~Which is ok, but like maybe whoever you’re calling that feels uncomfortable with it.

2. When a girl sleeps with more than one guy/Has lost her virginity before marriage~This is fucking stupid. Why do guys get rewarded when they sleep around, but girls get punished, get called names and told they’re dirty when they did nothing wrong.

• Calling them names and telling them they’re worthless when they refuse to have sex

Like why would you do this? You can like hang out and stuff WHY DO YOU WANT YOUR DICK STUFFED INSIDE OF SOMETHING ALL THE TIME OMFG!?!?!?

• ,,She was asking for it”/,,She asked for it”

Look, it doesn’t matter about the length of the skirt or what she was wearing. KEEP YOUR FUCKING DICK IN YOUR PANTS!

• It doesn’t hurt to be pregnant, it’s enjoyable

It’s not easy at.all. literally! You wait 9 months, then all the pain from the nine periods you missed comes back so you can push out the baby and not to mention YOU CAN DIE!

So like there’s more I wanna talk about but it’s getting pretty late here and I’m getting sleepy. I promise I’ll keep posting frequently and as much as possible with all my school stuff and I promise I’ll be a happy and optimistic hedgehog. Let’s hope people understand the pain of being a girl.

I love you all. Stay strong, stay happy, stay positive and if you ever need anything my asks/dm’s are open anytime!

Lots of Love

~L

[sequoiann]

❧ b.sk | roommate!au

pairing; seventeen seungkwan x reader

genre; bulletpointed, roommate!seungkwan, humor (loads of this), fluff (loads of this too)

✎a/n; i’m eggcited for this wewew hope ya’ll enjoy thiss !! psps. i’m probably gonna do this on a lot of other members so do leave a msg in my inbox to let me know who you’d like to see a roommate!au on ;))

UWAKK I CAN ALREADY PICTURE THIS

ok so so sO!

seungkwan

boo seungkwan

as a roommate

you seriously won’t know whether to thank all the gods up there for sending you such an angelic patootie 

or to curse the devils for sending you one of their kind

bc not gon lie but seungkwan is a real mix

the story of how the two of you ended up in the same dorm room is really simple tbh

according to school protocols ;; male dorms and female dorms should be far apart

like really far apart

bc no one wants ehEM EHEM to happen right?

wrong lol 

the university gives no shit about that man

they just mix whatever they want

but most girls and guys willingly stick to sharing a room with the same gender since it’ll be less awkward

but you transferred to the school around midterms 

and the girls’ dorms were full

or at least that’s what they told you

so they decide to put you in the guys’ dorms

“you don’t mind, right?” 

“of course not. everything’s alright.” 

“great. here’s your key. eleventh floor, room five.” 

ok you minded

a lot.

like you pretty much have to live with this guy now?? and if he’s messy and disgusting and—

oh my god you didn’t even want to think about it

you kinda resigned to your fate and went straight to the dorms, to your room, bc you had a shitload of luggage to park.

when you got in, you were pleasantly surprised

the place was really really really clean??

like there were no random trousers hanging everywhere and the floor felt really dust-less

and you felt that ray of hope that this plan wouldn’t be so bad after all

and like juST before you were about to unpack

the door opens

//grand music plays

seungkwan enters

but at that time you didn’t know him yet so you just awkwardly scramble to your feet

and bow slightly since you were aware that your roommate was a year older

and do your formal introduction of ‘hi i’m y/n please take care of mi’

you look up and notice he’s cute

like cute as in

the baby kind of cute screeeeches

and he looked nice and quiet

HA ‘QUIET’ WHAT WERE YOU EVEN THINKING

ok so he introduces himself as seungkwan 

and the start was really awkward tbh 

the both of you were just literally walking circles around the room and staying on opposite ends bc awKWARD !1!!

you weren’t one to start a convo so yeah this time was no exception

but seungkwan actually initiated one and you were so relieved bc you were literally suffocating from this awkward air

he was like “so, um, you’re a year younger?” 

“yeah”

“do you need help, er, unpacking?”

you turn to your heavy ass luggage and overflowing clothes and laughed

“yeah, i guess?”

seungkwan looked excited bc he internally wanted to do sth so ya’ll can get over this ice cold thing

so ice ice baby ok i’m sorry let’s continue

and he literally bounces on two feet and like goes over to you and hE LOOKED LIKE AN ADORABLE PENGUIN ASDFGHJK

he helps you get your clothes out and like a lot of them got unfolded so he kindly folds them back and stacks them neatly

then he like opens the empty side of the closet which he wasn’t using and helps you load your clothes in there

and he hangs up your coats before coming back to you 

who was struggling with the cables you had put in your bag bc they tangled up real bad

meANWHILE

seungkwan decides to unzip a ‘hidden compartment’ of your luggage 

and vOILA

he bursts into laughter and you had no idea what was going on

then you notice the unzipped compartment and you just

“SEUNGKWAN !!!?!??!?!?” 

and he was literally a laughing mess on the floor like his ears were red and he was rolling about trying to catch his breath but it wasn’t working

bc,,,, you kept your bra and undies in there

and seungkwan saw it

zE eMBArrASSmENT 

seungkwan manages to choke out an ‘iM soRRY’ before he continues dying in his own laughter

and you can’t help but laugh too bc his laughter was contagious asf

and bc of this incident ,,, ya’ll became really really close

it’s like a ‘he already saw my undergarments on our first meeting what worse can happen’

so yall became very open with each other

like after four months or so ya’ll bFF MAN

he even knew where you kept your pads

bc there were those days where it just comes unexpectedly and you don’t know until you strip in the toilet for a bath

so you just scream for seungkwan to pass you one like

“seUNGKWANN”

“YA”

“WILL YOU BE A DEAR AND—”

“YA SURE” 

that was great to you tbh like it made life so convenient

but the downsides of having seungkwan as a roommate 

lolol 

so many many

seungkwan’s in the school choir (which surprisingly accepts both boys & girls)

so he claims he needs his personal vocal practice

every.

single.

day.

and the room turns into a freaking opera theatre istg

like you literally hear him go do re mi fa SO LAR TEE DOHHHHH

while you’re there just trying to get your shit tgt

and you sometimes suspect he’s just trying to annoy you on purpose

bc he goes wAAY out of tune just to hit the extra extra high notes

and he even screeches sometimes and oh god your goosebumps just ploop

 “ seungkwan. ”

“ SOLLLL “

“ boo “

“ LAAAAAAA “

“ seung “

“ TEEEEEEEEEEE”

and you dont even bother to say the last syllable of his name and you just glare at him and he just shuts up and laughs really loud like his eyes squints together and he just drops onto the bed

adorable

he’s also really childish at heart so

he likes messing with you when you’re in the shower

he would turn off the heater and/or the lights

and the first time he turned off the lights you freaked out really badly bc you were afraid of the dark and you genuinely thought there was a blackout

and you shouted for him but he didn’t know you were scared so he just silently snickered outside

but when he heard you sob on the other side of the door

oHhHHhhH GOOD GOD

he quickly turns the lights back on and like when you come out he was so damn apologetic like

“i’m so sorry i didn’t know omg”

“ i h8 YOU “

but no you didn’t lol you loved this squish

and he made up for it by literally being by your side for the next few days

and cuDDLE SESSIONS BECAME A THING

i mean

ya’ll were roommates

cuddling is the most normal thing to happen

so aft that ‘blackout’ incident ,,, that night ,,,

you couldn’t sleep lol

you guys had a really wide bunk bed if that made sense??

it was almost like a second story on the upper deck

seungkwan had been taking the bottom deck so when you moved in you just took the one at the top

and thAT NIGHT

you just kept tossing and turning and like the bed would shake a little every time you move

so seungkwan can’t sleep either since the bed just keeps wobbling

“you can’t sleep?” he says,, just staring up

“…yeah.”

and then there’s this short silence.

“you up for cuddles?”

and another silence.

bc ngl you lived for cuddles

but you would get really insecure about everything bc like your cuddle partner would be sososo close ?? ya’know??

but before you can reply,,

seungkwan literally just comes up and pokes his head to your deck and grins and you just laugh

aandddd he just scurries to your side and plonks down 

“ you’re not against this, right? ”

he just doesn’t want you to feel uncomfortable or anything uk

“ n-no, i’m not. ”

seungkwan would like laugh at your nervousness,, but he just wraps his arm around you and just stroke your hair and stuff like that 

and it calmed you down a loooot.

he was so warm and comfy you honestly just wanted to stay in his arms forever lolol

so this cuddle thing became a very natural thing since it happened often aft that

and when the two of you actually fall asleep

it’s a totally different thing in the middle of the night 

you would accidentally jab him in the eyeballs since you move q alot when you sleep

and he just jerks awake like whO IS YOU WHO AWOKE ME FROM MAI BEAUTY SLEEP

then he sees you with your arms sprawled everywhere and he’d just laugh quietly before tucking you back under the covers

and the next morning he’d complain all about it

“ Y/N ”

“ ?? whAT ”

“ YOU NEARLY TORE MY EYEBALLS OUT OF THEIR SOCKETS YTD ”

ya he exaggerates a lot

and you’d just laugh bc you are aware of the fact that you are kinda violent when you’re in dreamland

but seungkwan honestly doesn’t mind lol bc other than that,, you were a good cuddle buddy

oK MOVING ON

can you imagine when ya’ll have to order food

HAHAHA it’s like tug of war

like you like fried chicken

but he likes seasoned chicken

and you guys can’t buy both bc you guys were supposed to sneak it into the dorms

and two packs of chicken would be like bringing a freaking mountain into the dorm

so you two just start throwing random stuff at each other

“ you broke my pen ytd?? ”

“you dropped my compact powder and it got everywhere.”

“ya but u made me clean the entire room bc of that.”

“but we got seasoned chicken in the cafeteria”

“horrible ones.”

“yoU TURNED OFF THE LIGHTS THAT DAY”

“no, okay, but —”

“YOU MADE ME CRI”

seungkwan just gives up and 

“fiNE FRIED CHICKEN OK”

//internal evil laughter

“love you seungkwannn”

//finger guns

seungkwan just shakes his head and places the order and turns away from you to let out his smile

ok ya so all in all

seungkwan would just be a really soft and annoying roommate 

and the two of you would be like the bickering best friends

heartheart