#the other is fuctional and his boyfriend so hes kacchan

[izucrew-bakusquad]

I found a jungle and I got excited-

BUT THERE WAS NO BEES

BNHA AS MOD VIOLET PLAYING MINECRAFT

Aoyama: What am I doing? …That’s not a lotta beans.

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Ashido: You wanna be a whore, go be a whore.

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Tsuyu: I dunno where that first one went, but I think it’s drowning. It’s not my problem.

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Iida: Walking is a bad idea.

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Uraraka: Oh, I need to eat.

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Ojiro: Go away, you fuck.

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Kaminari: Welcome to my life. I’m fucking incompetent.

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Kirishima: What the fuck? 

Kirishima:

Kirishima: Ohhhhhh, okay.

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Kouda: I think I found a jungle, which would make this worth it.

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Satou: What the fuck is happening anymore.

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Shouji: Is it worth it to go fishing, just to get a cat?

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Jirou: I’m glad you died.

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Sero: How do I get you on my shoulder… aha! I’ve got you! Wait, can they not go on your head?! Fuck this! Bug report!

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Tokoyami: What the fuck are you doing? Why are you drowning, bird?

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Todoroki: My parrots are bastards.

Also Todoroki: I’m scared I’ll lose my parrots.

Also also Todoroki: Parrots are devils. Stop making creeper noises, you little bitch.

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Hagakure: Oh, you’re pretty.

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Bakugou: I’m gonna fight an Enderman. This is a bad idea– OH SHIT OH FUCK!

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Midoriya: Get… the boat? *tilts head like a puppy*

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Shinsou: There are so many cats. How many fuckers are there? There’s lot’s of fuckers. Oh my god. Do you think they’re gonna perform a ritual? They just circled around me. Should I be scared?

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Yaoyorozu, defeated: Found more melons.

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Toga: Come here, you slut. I’m trying to harass you.

Dabi: Don’t touch me, you bitch.

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Shigaraki: If I don’t find bees, I’m gonna cry.

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Twice: My parrot! Get back here, you beautiful bitch!

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Kurogiri: They’re going crazy because it’s raining, and they don’t know how to deal with it.

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Mr. Compress: Aight, I’m gonna try and tame a cat. Will this work? I have no idea.

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Spinner: Oh fuck, my birds.

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Aizawa: I found a fucking panda before I found my fucking cat.

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Present Mic: Have some more bamboo, you little bitch.

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All Might: Go away, you parrot fuck. Unless you’re mi– OH, IT’S MINE!

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Cementoss: Get on my shoulders you stupid whore.

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Fatgum: My parrot just died, and you have the audacity to come at me?

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All For One, gesturing to an injured Best Jeanist: I’m not sorry for killing your brother.

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Overhaul: Unless I happen to stumble upon a cat, I don’t care. This is how I di– BERRY BUSHES!

Overhaul:

Overhaul: they’re thorny.

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