#the opposite

[poppy-metal]

tashi's bluntness before you're arts little girlfriend - fully vets you - fully takes you out to get you on a birth control she likes, and when you ask why she just looks at you like, "he won't get full relief if he has to wear a condom, he likes to cum inside. is that gonna be a problem for you?" well, no. you don't question her after that - too busy thinking about art donaldson coming inside.

[just-slightly-chayotic]

pretty boy

[dirtysenner]

Funny that most of my characters have daddy issues but I have a fantastic relationship with my dad and I do not get along with my mom.

[karimationkat]

I really love the "Ready as I'll ever be" AvM videos but what I love even more is the people always giving Purple the "I'll save my home and family" line...

What home? What family?

Until KO/MT tried to save them, Purple saw KO/MT just as much as a tool to the means as KO/MT saw them.

It's just so funny and beautiful.

[overlyenthusiastic-personalblog]

[pixipoxi]

this grown ass man pulled a whole fucking temper tantrum because he wasn’t prescribed the viagra he wanted

[jeckilon]

the substance is fucking insane (as a compliment) I won’t stop thinking about this film for a while

[air-mechanical]

Catalyst Reading Continued III

Grand Vizier Amedda: You just can't stop fucking up, can you Krennic? First you get scammed and allow months of work on the battle station to be destroyed. And now your team test firing the weapon are so useless that they blew their facility up and set off a nuclear meltdown.

Krennic: None of that is my fault.

Amedda: Don't interrupt, I'm not finished. We're bending over backwards to give Galen Erso money and resources and he still hasn't joined the team. What do you expect me to give him next? The shirt off the Emperor's back? His actual shirt?

Krennic: I-

Amedda: Imperial troops aren't your personal playthings. You can't just order them about. The chain of command exists for a reason, and it's time you learnt that.

Krennic: You told me to do what it takes to get the job done and now you're bitching at me? For following your command?

Amedda: I'm sick of this shit. Focus on building the weapon. We're bringing in Tarkin to take over everything else.

Krennic: I hear what you're saying. Don't worry. I have the perfect solution to fix everything.

Amedda: Which is?

Krennic: Promote me.

Amedda: ...what?

Krennic: Rear Admiral will do for now.

Amedda: What?

Krennic: Any time today would be good, thanks. I have to get my new rank plaque coded with access codes. That takes longer than you think.

Amedda: ...you can have a promotion to Full Commander. Perhaps. And only if the Emperor agrees.

Krennic: heh heh heh

[cabeswaterdrowned]

objectively insane to equate a one night stand that may or may not have happened (but probably did but okay) with a whole emotional affair that spanned years?

[booksandgore]

this but

[hoodiedeer]

[rainingmusic]

The Smile - The Opposite

[themoskabot]

i don’t think i’ve ever seen demi moore in anything but i always recognize her if i see a picture or smth on the internet cuz i can’t get it out of my head that one time years ago someone said my mom resembled demi moore and now if i see someone who has the vaguest resemblance to my mom i’m like yeahp that’s demi moore and every time i’m right

[rittzart]

a fat fluffy femme and her scrawny little butch <3

[your-girl-circe]

it's no coincidence that men who want to succeed in life + in business keep their sexy energy to save it and spend all their energy and focus all on working to succeed. It is no coincidence that their bed is empty ! Be that man and give the energy only to a woman when you feel she won't drain you, but instead, she will respect your time n dreams by supporting you! To have common mindset is key !

It is rare to see a successful man, but all the successful men I see had this common characteristic.

G's