#the opium cough drop one tho thats the biggie

[tweedfrog]

Time travel to do list:

1. Stop the British East India Company from ever forming to prevent the rise of the 2 greatest evils this world has ever known: Biritsh People and the Stock Market.

2. Punch Leo Tolstoy in the face (this one is for u Sophia Tolstoy)

3. Purchase a bottle of the 60 drops of opium cough syrup

4. Befriend that one ancient farmer from babylonia (??? I think???) who was requesting water for his field and basically wrote the first ever "per my last email" and "cc-ing _____ for visibility!!!" In the history of mankind