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Your disordered thinking has bewitched me fair maiden

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I wish to purchase goods and services without entering a blood covenant that entitles the provider to email and text me forever and also store a bunch of my personal data that they’re going to apologize for exposing in a breach in the next five to ten years

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CHAPPELL ROAN Performing at Øyafestivalen 2025

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tonight i swore a blood oath to the minimum wage workers at my local subway

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An early 20th century postcard against the coercion of motherhood and promoting the usage of contraception.

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"This blog last posted 8 years ago"

Haha okay so 2012

"no, 2017"

WHAT

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fuck killing a victorian child by making them listen to hyperpop all you gotta do is make a white tumblr user listen to rap

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reblog if you're corny and insufferable

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do you guys think he’s mad at me because his fuck ass fash is under house arrest? or the tariffs? because i didn’t Do that. so he shouldn’t be mad at me

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Damn I guess all those drag performers I've in Belgrade over the years were a collective hallucination of me, fellow faggots and drunk straight girls

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“we need a slur for-” the word you’re looking for is insult. those exist. they can be highly effective too

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yesterday this girl in my academic writing class sits down next to me and puts 3 bananas on the desk (which was jarring by itself) and i had two bananas in my backpack so i wanted to see if she would notice if i added those to her banana pile when she wasn’t looking and when she finally looked back at the bananas she sighed and said really quietly to herself “oh my god…i have so many…” and put all five of them in her backpack

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Sir Ian McKellen will open Shakespeare play with trans and nonbinary cast

Sir Ian McKellen (known as Gandalf) will open a historic production of Twelfth Night, featuring an all-trans and non-binary cast.

The one-night-only rehearsed reading, staged by the theatre group Trans What You Will, will take place at The Space Theatre in London on July 25, 2025, and will be livestreamed globally. All profits will go to the UK-based trans charity Not A Phase.

The production reimagines Shakespeare’s gender-fluid classic through a trans lens, emphasizing themes of mistaken identity, cross-dressing, and shifting gender roles.

Director Phoebe Kemp describes the reading as an act of joy, solidarity, and protest, celebrating trans and non-binary artists at a time when trans representation is under threat.

‘Twelfth Night already toys with gender and performance—it feels like Shakespeare wrote it for us,’ they tell Metro.

The event is scheduled ahead of London Trans+ Pride.

See also: Pink News and DNA

You can buy tickets here.

You might also be interested in: "William Shakespeare’s Love for a Transfeminine Crossdreamer"

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daily reminders

no human being is 100% happy 100% of the time

being a person is extraordinarily difficult even in the best of times

this is not the best of times

someone is grateful you exist (don't argue, it's true)

a bad day does not predict a bad existence

it's gonna be okay

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addicted to sending this clip from twilight to my friends whenever they are in a situation where i think they should lie