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Vintage Dior mermaid slip

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crazy how “vanilla” has become synonymous with the boring, unaltered version of something when vanilla the spice is an expensive flavor derived from mesoamerican orchid seed pods with an extremely distinctive and unique taste and smell

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so crazy how people in 2017 were called batshit crazy for being tumblrinas and sjws but we needed them and now more than ever i need bitches dying their pit hair blue and screaming i hate men and arguing with bigots loudly in public this soft nice shit is getting us no where

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actually you know what that's exactly it i would rather someone add 5 parantheticals after every sentence than use tone indicators it's 1. accomplishing SO much more in terms of clarity 2. extremely funny to look at depending on how they're used

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ive just decided that life is going to be so beautiful forever

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unfortunately it appears that i'm some kind of insane person

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Shout out to Linda. The he/him asexual woman from my psychology quiz from a few years ago

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i keep seeing this cut off but the preceding “yessiree” is vital to it imo

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Fake claimers are a much bigger threat to disabled people than fakers ever will be.

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Zionists not wanting to be compared to nazis is amazing maybe if you didn’t practice ethnonationalism and endorse genocide you wouldn’t be compared to ethnonationalist genociders

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'you are not serious people' is a phrase that has done so much. thank you logan succession

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Did you hear about Daniel Molloy?? No, not the Parkinson’s thing. No, not the vampires are real thing. No, not the twink thing. HE’S WEARING ACRYLICS. I’m talkin like ALWAYS a full set

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the catholic church has just canonized its first fujoshi saint

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are people allowed to say kys here

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In love with this random guy who had a lock slapped on his storage unit for not paying its rental and not only did he ignore management and took his stuff out without paying, but also chose to steal the lock itself and send it to the LockPickingLawyer along with a confession letter

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keep seeing commentary on elon morks nazi gesture questioning wether hes just being immature troll or actually has fascist belief. this analysis is the classic 'EVIL OR DUMB?' dichotomy (are they evil, or are they just dumb?) but these commentary folks fail to grasp the obvious answer: elon is both