#the only sane person is K.K.

[crimson-lair]

Been reading too much ancient lily novels that my mind couldn't help but thought about the whitestone trio Ancient China AU, as merchants / bandits (self proclaimed)

One day you woke up from a deep sleep, only to find yourself in unfamiliar place. As you start to take in your surroundings, you notice that you've been kidnapped by a trio of bandits merchants. One of them starts to approach you with a sly smile on her face, "Hey you, you're finally awake."

But before the seemingly leader tries to sell you her latest "miracle elixir" that she claims can cure any ailment. K.K. managed to get Bai Yi to be quiet and turned to you, "Sorry about that, we really didn't mean to scare you."

Che, the still half asleep bandit merchant, just nodded along.

Bai Yi grinned and said, "Yeah, we're not going to hurt you or anything. In fact," she paused for dramatic effect, "we'd like to make you a deal."

K.K. groaned, she knew what was coming.

With a grin on her face, Bai Yi began to spout off a sales pitch, while the lazy man Che, gave a thumbs up along to the spouting nonsense. "Hey hey! Look what we have here. A--!"

Just as Bai Yi was about to continue, K.K. slapped a hand over her mouth. "Don't listen to her! She's just trying to scam you."

K.K. continued, "I promise that we won't hurt you. We're just a group of.. um, well, we're not exactly bandits."

"Yeah, we're bandits," Bai Yi chimed in with muffled voice. "But not the bad kind!"

Che nodded in agreement. "Yeah, we're not the ones who murder and pillage. We just, you know, scam people and stuff."

The only sane person rolled her eyes. "Ignore them. They're idiots. Anyway, I'm K.K., and those two idiots are Bai Yi and Che."

[kaleb-is-definitely-sane]

🕊🥰A Little Bit About Me😘🙏🏿

Currently Reading: Persuasion by Jane Austen Currently Listening To: Positions by Ariana Grande Always taking Book and Song Recs <33

Formerly: i-live-you-die-i-tell-your-story and indulging-in-love-or-rage and akwardly-adorable-binosaur Currently: matching with @jordie-is-definitely-sane

Hi! My name is Kaleb but I also go by the following

K.K.

Oreo (Silvy only; and yes I'm proud of it. Racists can f off ✌🏿)

Krish (only Indu can call me this 😘)

Lover Boy

Moony (Ellie only 🤭)

Laughy Taffy

Awkwardly Adorable Binosaur (thank you @morally-gayy for the url inspo)

(King) Kabob

Lovesick Moron

Hopeless Romantic Lover Boy

Kae Bae

Angel of Happiness

Now for bio info:

Name: Kaleb

Birthday: April 23

Age: minor

Gender: He/Him

Race: Human

Religion: Christian (side b) (side blog: @the-bible-study)

16 Person: INFP (Introvert, Intuition, Feeling, Perceptive)

Hufflepuff 💛🖤

Apollo Cabin ☀

I'm desiblr's personal therapist. But siriusly everybody reading this please go get therapy. Thank you

I'm a wannabe writer, an aspiring actor, a hot tempered pacifist, a helpless romantic, a hopeful Romantic, an Oreo (World's Fav Cookie), an ambivert lean introvert who can't help but befriend people despite the fact that i treat my books better than I treat people.

Dear Mama,

If you’re reading this, please leave. Respect my privacy please and thank you. I love you. But leave.

I have the honor to be your obedient servant,

— K.N.

PS. Srry for the Hamilton joke there at the end. I couldn’t resist 🤭. Also bake some cookies please 🥺