#the only modern verse i have for my ladies is for lizzie since she's i.mmortal

[curseconsumed]

"i didn’t need your help." from river to one of your ladies *snorts* it can be a historical or modern verse. dealer's choice.

@retrograderesemblance

"Indeed?" An unimpressed smile tipped the corner of Clara's mouth. "Well, if that's truly the case, then I suppose I should get Harrelson to turn this vessel around. Perhaps we can even fetch those soldiers who were clearly tailing you? Because if you don't need my help, I'll more than happily bring you back to the dire straits you were in before careening like a ninny into the side of my carriage."

She lifted her paper fan from her lap, idly wafting a breeze beneath her chin. With a hum, she said, "I think you should be nice to me, Mr...River, was it? You're not only astonishingly bad at lying, but you seem to be a bit lacking in the cranial department."