#the only design that is ok to me is loki and im not even just saying that as an insane akechi stan... its the only good one

[raven]

the persona designs in persona 5 are so absolutely dogshit like looking at them next to the ones from other games makes me wish i was dead. theyre so busy and not even in a good way... absolutely swagless... especially when the rest of the rest of the game does have a lot of swag. like im a severe persona 5 apologist** but i hate all of the main party personas a lot

[m1ckeyb3rry]

I laughed so hard you did Lorenzo so dirty (facts though LMAO) hideous dog LMAOOOO I get it for sure though like ugly cute (heavy on the ugly) I really only enjoy seeing him when he interacts with Barou I truly cannot appreciate that man’s features

So real someone come save chigiri and the fact that those three say that all in the same match is WILD like can the crowd hear them talking at all when they’re broadcasted?? I’d hope not LMAO

Barcha being a two man team will never fail to make me laugh but they clearly did not get a lot of plot armor AHDGJS

Speaking of legs that reminds me of epinagi Nagi’s thighs after Zantetsu first hits him in the face like??? I need me a Barou though I want those scary dog privileges

Miratoya for life guys >>> I remember some people hoping they’d have the same va too (or Aiku and Nanami lol) but the va they chose def gives me the same vibe as Toji like…

Ok that’s why im torn LOL like the Shidou lines are so iconic but on the other hand if some of my friends try to connect the dots I gotta be ready to defend myself like I swear it’s not that deep it’s just soccer pls ignore whatever comes out of this character’s mouth

LMAOO hypebro shidou always ready to cheer you on I have no idea how Loki manages them though HAHAHA

NAH FR!! I think the generally decide characters for LN based off popularity….approximately anyways because I’m pretty certain Karasu is generally more popular than Yuki on the JP side (mainly due to shipping but I digress) but according to that sort of trend I’m praying….I definitely would not be opposed to a Nanase one either though!! Tbh I think he’s so cute and I love him too it’s just we barely see him so I don’t have much to go off of (besides him being real estate to Rin) I’d like to know how Shidou spawned into the world though LOLL

MARRIAGE FR HAHAHA like give me your hand in marriage please I’ll give you kombucha!!!! Man lied straight to our faces like the way he managed to find a Yankee’s (I think that’s the term they use) house too??? Like the odds that he didn’t stumble upon some average household too but fr like the man definitely has his own savings account and stocks portfolio like there’s no way (STOPP NO NOT THE FINANCE BRO that lowk slipped my mind but that reminds me of that tiktok audio that’s like “im looking for a man in finance” LMAOO)

Bro that panel is in like my top 10 Karasu panels LMAOAOA when he’s surveying the field and Isagi’s like lol you’re leaving yourself open dumbass and then Karasu whips out his arms shshshshs he’s so gorgeous <3(yeah he kinda looks like a penguin here now that you mention it but it’s ok pretty on brand if you ask me) always appreciate a good Karasu panel though so thank you for your service hehe

Also wait I forgot to bring this up but when I first saw the like official character design references (?? Like the visuals they release on the official website that have them looking like they’re getting their mugshots taken) I was thrown so far back by the jersey colors LMAOAOA I think it looks a lot more muted in the color pages of the manga and also (like the one in your header) shidou and rin take up so much space that you can’t see the details but Karasu and Otoya look like candy canes LMFAOOO and also Yuki/Nagi’s?? I usually like blue but something about it looks so off to me HAHAHA (also their faces but wtv ig)

-Karasu anon

this dog is how i see lorenzo LMAOAAO…but i should refrain from insulting him too much because if he ends up the way otoya did i’m going to scream!! i agree though i feel like he’s really fun w barou and honestly helps him loosen up a bit (even though barou and aiku will always be my fav random ubers friendship)

i feel like the crowd probably can’t hear them just because they’re not shouting or anything and they don’t have mics!! realistically it’s like how irl we don’t hear the players shit talking each other in soccer games but that doesn’t mean it happens yk?? regardless though there was…quite a lot being said during the u20 match LMAOAOA i need karasu and shidou to start saying unhinged stuff again!! like let’s spice up pxg vs bm a bit w some random nonsense from those too 😭 although ig rin has got it covered this time

HELP i had to go back and look and omg??? nagi’s whole build is crazy to me because even before soccer he was so jacked but he literally did nothing all day?? i need that kinda metabolism fr

MIRATOYA CANON 😜 except he’s abt to get a taste of his own medicine when i cheat on him w his best friend 😦 LMAOAO i agree though aiku’s current va has very toji vibes!! he delivered exactly what i expected from aiku

shidou is just shidou the more you think abt it the worse it gets 😩 omg loki is fr a saint like i know he’s being selfish and doesn’t care abt the team as long as charles develops but honestly i have to commend him for keeping his sanity while coaching that crazy blend of characters like i can’t even blame him 😭

nanase was just the only character i could think of that hadn’t gotten a ln besides tabieita and shidou that was also in bllk since it seems like they’ve only done bllk players so far?? but maybe now that aiku is in bllk and he was mentioned in barou’s ln we’ll get one on him. agreed though i’d rather see one for shidou!! was he born like this or did he experience smth that changed his life into whatever it is now?? apparently he didn’t play club soccer pre-bllk so how did he even get scouted??? he’s such a mystery LMAO

FRR he managed to find some bigass mansion and everything 😭 honestly i can’t even blame him if some random kid i barely knew tried to follow me home i would also take the opportunity to mess w him because what 😟 HAHA he truly is a man in finance unfortunately…he was even telling hiori he plays like city planning and stock management simulator video games?? karasu please…let me teach you about mario kart and super smash bros…please…

I LOVE THAT PANEL my fav is def the one in epinagi where he’s introduced and he calls kiyora and nagi dunces hold on let me find it

he just looks so smug and karasu-like in this??? LMAO idk he’s so handsome i love this panel sm

THOSE CHARACTER DESIGNS ARE SO SILLY HAHAHA did you see sae’s neon cleats?? 😰 i think they always look a little odd w the white background though…hopefully it’s a bit more muted in the anime!! it seems like they’re going for a darker color pallet this season (based on the trailer) so i am keeping my fingers crossed 🤞🏻

[marvelstuff-n-buckyfluff]

Avengers on the day your water breaks

This may be totally scientifically inaccurate but oh well here goes

Tony 

You grunted as you stepped down the stairs, careful not to fall. You could barely see the steps over your belly so you were holding tightly to the railing as you took a step at a time. You were about to take the last step when you felt something loosen in your hooha. You looked down and your eyes widened to see a yellowish liquid on the last step. You had no idea what was about to happen next. This was your first child and you sure as hell knew the baby daddy was just as clueless as you.

Tony was in the kitchen, eating and working on some designs for his tech when he heard you call.

“Uhh, Tony?! Come here come here come HERE!” He scrambled off the chair, the sound of papers flying and the chair skidding on the floor, filling the room. He ran around the corner to the sound of your frantic voice and stopped when he saw you bracing your stomach. 

“Please don’t tell me-”

“Tony my water broke! Oh my god, it’s time!” You gulped. Tony remained frozen in place, his mouth gaping and eyes wide as saucers. “WHAT ARE YOU DOING JUST STANDING THERE, GET ME TO THE HOSPITAL, GENIUS!!!” You shrieked. Finally, he snapped out of it, only to say something so incredibly stupid.

“C-crap, that was today?! C-C-Can we postpone it??” You froze in your tracks. You almost missed it, and you wish you did, but you heard it. Your head whipped to the side to give him the most murderous glare you’d given anyone. 

With murder on your mind you quickly picked up a stray heel that was laying on the floor and threw it at him, making him flinch and lift up a leg to shield himself as it hit his side. “YOW! OKay okay I’m sorry! I’ll take you to the hospital!” He said, wrapping your arm around his shoulder to help carry you to the car. “Good aim by the way.” You growled at that.

“I was aiming for your neck.”

Steve

Steve had been preparing for this day for monthsss. He had drills, practicing what he’d do when your water broke and already had a list of the closest hospitals to take you to and had even prepared a plan in case you had to deliver the baby at home. You were pretty impressed at how ready he seemed.

Who knew that on the day it counted, all that would just fly out the window.

You were doing your morning stretches when you felt it break. You gasped as you felt the anxiety rise in your chest. Steve was out on his morning run, and the baby wasn’t due for another 2 weeks! You started to hyperventilate but had to calm yourself down and call Steve. This was all going to be fine.

“Hey honey, how are you feeling?”

“Steve, my water broke an I-’‘

“HHAH HHAH HHAH HHAH HHAH IM COH- IM COMING, HHAH HHAH” You winced as you heard lighting fast footsteps, frantic panting, and angry drivers honking their horns, telling Steve to get off the streets.

“St-Steve?” It was obvious that he had forgotten to hang up and was now running at top speed with his phone in his hand. “Steve you can calm down, I’m not in pain ye-”

“*BEEP BEEEEEP SKRRR! PRPHPRHORPHRPD*” You flinched harshly at the sound and your jaw dropped in shock.

“OH MY GOD DID YOU JUST GET RUN OVER?!” You shrieked. You didn’t get a response right away but you heard his footsteps thunder in the speaker again. 

“THAT’S NOT IMPORTANT JUST HANG TIGHT I���LL BE THERE IN 2 MINUTES!”

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Steve burst through the door, heading straight towards you. He picked you up bridal style and started to run out the door. Everything happened so fast you barely had any time to process it.

‘Wait Steve!!! What are you doing?!?”

“Taking you to the hospital!” He panted. He was already halfway down the street, making your anxiety skyrocket.

“WAIT YOU’RE GONNA RUN ME THERE?!”

“YES THERE’S NO TIME FOR ANYTHING ELSE.” You gasped and started to convulse in his arms to get him to stop.

“OH ABSOLUTELY NOT. WHAT THE HELL, STEVE! WE PLANNED TO TAKE THE CAR. EVERYONE TAKES THE CAR. YOU GOT RAN OVER FOR GOD’S SAKE! WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I’M GONNA LET YOU GET US BOTH RAMMED?!”

“Oh god you’re right!” He gasped, turning right back around and getting you settled in the car to be on your way to the hospital.

Bucky

You both had literally been so busy. You didn’t really have much time in the last few months of your pregnancy to talk about plans or anything. Of course, when you both first found out you were expecting, that was all you would talk about. But recently, you didn’t have time to check on him about those things. But you were kind of expecting Bucky to be ready and be doing the homework for this big change you both were about to experience. However as time flew by, you were so caught up in things that you had even forgotten you were 9 months pregnant. So feeling your water break caught the both of you by surprise.

You were silent for a few seconds, just staring at the liquid on the floor. The panic was slowly but surely rising at a gradual pace, feeling yourself getting more and more freaked out.

Bucky was on his phone in the living room, the football game playing on the tv as background noise. You called out to him from the kitchen. “Bucky??” No answer. “BUCKY!” That snapped him back to reality and he turned his head sideways a bit to yell back at you.

“Yeah?” 

“Uhh, my water broke!” You squeaked. Bucky furrowed his eyebrows and shrugged lightly.

“That’s okay doll, you can just sweep it up. Was it glass?” Your face scrunched up in deep confusion and you turned in the general direction of the living room. 

“What!?” 

“Was your cup of water made of glass?” He asked. Your jaw dropped at how oblivious he was to the situation. That alone was enough to make the panic go through the roof.

“BUCKY I’M GIVING BIRTH!” You yelled, stomping your foot on the ground. Bucky’s eyes nearly popped out of their sockets as he leaped off the couch and zoomed into the kitchen. 

“Wait WHAT? NOW!?!” He cried, running his hands through his hair and panicking. He definitely was not helping. “Ok ok ok wait! uhhh wait! just uhhh... Can you just like, hold it in?”

“WHAT THE- BUCKY!” 

“JUST UNTIL WE GET THERE! Maybe we can just like, stuff a towel in there, or like a tampon- I DONT KNOW JUST SOMETHING TO KEEP THE BABY FROM FALLING OUT UNTIL I CAN TAKE YOU TO THE-”

“DID YOU NOT READ ANY OF THE PREGNANCY AND BIRTHING BOOKS I TOLD YOU TO READ?!” You could not believe the words coming out of this man’s mouth right now. 

“I thought they were baby books to read to the baby when it came!” He cried, shrugging helplessly. Your eyes grew wide and your nose flared furiously.

“I AM GOING TO MURDER YOU!!!”

“IM SORRY-”

Thor

You were more nervous than most people for your delivery. Any little kick, or discharge you felt, you immediately cried out for the hospital. “The baby’s coming!” stuff like that. Over the course of your pregnancy you have had many false alarms. You felt like the little boy who cried wolf and you felt bad for Thor because you would always set his nerves on fire and make him freak out when you’d say it’s happening, only for it to be a false alarm. But you couldn’t help it! You were just so nervous.

You wanted to be mad at him for not taking you seriously that day, but it was honestly your fault for all those false alarms. You could had yourself to blame.

But you’d never admit that.

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You were digging in the pantry looking for something to munch on when you heard something splash on the floor. You cringed at the sound, still unaware of the fact that it was you. You looked around for the source of the sound and when you looked directly under you, your heart stopped. It was one of those moments where you panic so much, that you feel and act calm. So with the same stoic face, you speed waddled over to Thor, who was sitting on the couch watching a documentary. You sat next to him and looked at him with wide eyes, never once blinking. 

“Thor? My water broke.” You said. Thor chuckled, keeping his eyes on the screen, not bothering to look at you. 

“It’s fine, darling. Just another false alarm.” He hummed, patting your thigh. You shook your head as you grasped his bicep, hoping to get his attention. 

‘No, not this time, Thor. You need to believe me.” You pleaded. Thor finally looked over at you with an amused smirk. “The baby’s coming.” 

Thor scrunched his nose up and gave you an unsure smile. “Is he though??” He asked in a high pitched voice. You sighed exhasperatedly and shot up from the couch. 

“YES! HE IS! LOOK!” You yelled, grabbing him and leading him to the pantry to show him the liquid on the floor. At the sight of it and the realization of the truth, his face paled and he began to panic as well. 

“T-T-T-T-The BAby’s coming. The baby’s com-THE BABY’S COMING! ODIN’S BEARD, THE BABY’S COMING IT’S ACTUALLY HAPPENING!” He exclaimed, his voice booming through the apartment as he carried you bridal style and took you out to the car. “Uhh, where would you like to give birth, y/n? Asgard, or- or here on Midgard?”

“ARE YOU SERIOUS, THOR? ASGARD?! WHAT, DO YOU EXPECT ME TO GIVE BIRTH ON THE RAINBOW BRIDGE?! I- NO! HERE! I WOULD LIKE TO GIVE BIRTH HERE!”

“Right, of course.”

Loki

You were not expecting your water to break right now. But to be fair, nobody knows when to expect it.

You were having a casual conversation with Loki when it happened. *sigh* 

“Loki, I really don’t see the point in having a statue of yourself built in the backyard. A bit narcissistic, don’t you think?” You asked, raising your eyebrows at him. Loki raised his chin up a bit with a smirk as he continued listing all the reasons why building a “small” 16 foot statue of himself in the center of your already perfect backyard was totally necessary and completely reasonable.

“Well darling, when you’re someone like me, it’s perfectly reasonable to have a statue built in your honor to appreciate your beauty and grace and to.. accentuate the divine-

*splat*

“-dear god, what was that.” Loki asked, horror masking his features as he stared at the thing that just fell out of your hooha. You looked down to see it too and you gasped, feeling nervousness form in the pit of your stomach. You were a week early. “Oh dear. Are you alright?” He asked again, still keeping his distance. “That was.... concerning...?” He continued to ask pointless questions while you sighed, annoyed, grabbing a paper towel and cleaning the spot on the floor. 

“You’re not helping, Loki. This is your child too. Takes 2 to tango.” You reminded. Loki raised his eyebrows in surprise.

“Wait, that was our child? That thing you just wiped up?” He asked, looking horrified at the thought of that possibly being his kid. You dropped your shoulders as you turned to look at him with a dead-eyed look. 

“Are you serious, Loki?” You asked, your eyes narrowed and lips turned in a disappointing frown. Loki raised his hands defensively and raised his eyebrows. 

“Is it? I’ll be here either way, but, just asking.” He shrugged. You stared at him for a full 20 seconds before shaking your head and walking past him. 

“I’ll drive myself to the hospital..” 

Scott

You don’t know how Maggie managed to give birth smoothly with Scott there. You would say you felt bad for her but now you were going through the same exact thing. You would think since Scott already had a daughter, he’d be more experienced and ready for situations like these.

Nope.

You were fixing your hair at the bathroom sink when it happened. You gasped and immediately wobbled out to the kitchen to tell Scott.

“Scott! The baby’s coming!” You yelled as you ran into the kitchen. Scott turned around from the pantry with wide eyes and a cereal box in his hand.

“...what?” He sounded so out of it. 

“The baby! She’s coming! My water broke!” You explained again, waiting for him to act fast and take you to the hospital like you deserved. Instead, you saw his eyes roll back as he fell backwards on the floor, fainting. Cocoa Puffs flying out of the box and into the air. You looked at his place on the ground in shock, your eyes wide and brows furrowed. “Scott?!”

Knocked out. 

You scoffed. “Really Scott?! Really?! This moment is supposed to be about me! And you’re the one who faints? Scott!!” You push on his shoulder to wake him up. You couldn’t believe him right now. When you need him at his best, he just dips from life.

 You groan in annoyance and grab a cup of cold water from the fridge and walk back to him. “Damn it Scott, WAKE UP!” You yell, throwing the water in his face. He immediately wakes up with a gasp and looks around in panic. 

“What! What happened? What’d I miss?” 

“My birth, Idiot! Or you will miss it if you don’t stop fainting!” You growled, helping him up. 

“Oh god, I’m not ready. phewww.” He sighs, playing with his hands nervously. 

“Oh, having second thoughts???” You ask sarcastically, raising your eyebrows at him. He stares at you for a moment, studying your features to see what he should say next that won’t get him a smack on the head. 

“Are you being sarcastic? I feel like you’re being sarcastic.�� 

I’m gonna kill this man. “Just get me to the hospital, Scott.” 

“What do you think of the name Ant-tony?”

“Scott... I know you’re not thinking of naming our child after your pet ant.” 

[valeriethepussycats]

Assemble

Chapter 9

Pairing- Loki x Reader x Steve (one side)

Warning- cursing

Your thoughts and other characters are in italics.

Fury gathers Tony and Steve back into the briefing room everyone there has a look as if in a daze. A look of numb shock is shown on their devastated faces.

“These were in Phil Coulson's jacket.Guess he never did get you to sign them.”Nick throws Coulson's Captain America trading cards  on the table towards Steve. Steve picks them up, stained with blood.

“We're dead in the air up here. Our communications, location of the cube, Banner, Thor and I don’t know if Y/n will recover from this....I got nothing for you. Lost my one good eye. Maybe I had that coming.Yes, we were going to build an arsenal with the Tesseract. I never put all my chips on that number though, because I was playing something even riskier.” Nick told Steve and Ton. “There was an idea, Stark knows this, called The Avengers Initiative. The idea to bring together a group of remarkable people, see if they could become something more. See if they could work together when we needed them to, to fight the battles that we never could. Phil Coulson died still believing in that idea, in heroes.”

Tony gets up and walks off, not wanting to hear it anymore.

“Well, it's an old fashioned notion.” Nick finished.

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Thor walks out far into the meadow. He looks down. Mjölnir.

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Banner wakes up, in human form with Y/n words echoing in he’s head. He looks around and sees he is in a pile of rubble and looks up at the open ceiling he crashed in and is completely naked. A Security Guard stands there, amazed. “You fell out of the sky.”

“Did I hurt anybody?”  Bruce asked coming to.

“There's nobody around here to get hurt. You did scare the hell out of some

pigeons though.” The Security Guard  answered.

“Lucky.” Bruce replied.

“Or just good aim. You were awake when  you fell.”  The Security Guard told Bruce.

“You saw?”

“The whole thing, right through the ceiling. Big and green and buck ass nude. Here...”  He throws Banner a pair of big pants. Banner pulls on his pants. “I didn't think those would fit you  until you shrunk down to a regular size fella.”

“Thank you.”

“Are you an alien?”

“What?” Bruce asked.

“From outer space, an alien?” The Security Guard wondered.

“No.” Bruce answered.

“Well then, son, you've got a condition.”  The Security Guard disclosed.

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Barton is strapped down. Natasha watches over him as Barton tries to shake off Loki's mind control.

“Clint, you're gonna be alright.” Natasha told him.”

“You know that? Is that what you know? I got...I gotta go in though. I gotta

flush him out.”  Barton stated.

“We don't have that long, it's gonna take time.” Natasha stressed.

“I don't understand. Have you ever had someone take your brain and play? Pull you out and send something else in? Do you know what it's like to be unmade?” Barton questioned.

“You know that I do.” Natasha replied.

“Why am I back? How did you get him out?” Barton asked.

“Cognitive recalibration. I hit you really hard in the head.” Natasha answered.

“Thanks.” Barton stated then Natasha unfastens the restraints. “Tasha, how many agents?”

“Don't. Don't do that to yourself,  Clint. This is Loki. This is monsters and magic and nothing we were ever trained for.”  Natasha explained.

“Loki, he got away?” Barton wondered.

“Yeah. I don't suppose you know where?”  Natasha asked.

“I didn't need to know. I didn't ask.  He's gonna make his play soon though. Today.”  Barton answered.

“We gotta stop him.” Natasha declared.”

“Yeah? Who's we?” Barton questioned.

“I don't know. Whoever's left.” Natasha replied.

“Well, if I put an arrow in Loki's eye socket, I'd sleep better I suppose.” Barton  remarked.

“Now you sound like you.” Natasha sits next to her partner and friend.

“But you don't. You're a spy, not a soldier. Now you want to wade into a war. Why? What did Loki do to you?” Barton  asked.

“He didn't, I just...”

“Natasha.”

“I've been compromised. I got red in my ledger. I'd like to wipe it out.”

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Y/n is in Coulson’s office or more like he’s room trying to calm the raging storm inside of her revenge and anger is never a good combination with her. She Angrily swipeseverything off of his desk breaking the laptop. Automatically feeling guilty Y/n been down to pick up the laptop and sees a briefcase under the desk Curiosity taking over her she pulls the briefcase out and sees that it has her name on it.

“What are you?”

Y/n opens the briefcase and see A sticky note that says play me. Y/n then moves the sticky note and play on the video. At first all you could hear is rumble and the  screen is black. Giving up on the video Y/n  moves to pick up the stuff she knocked off the deck. 

“You should cover up because it’s going to Rain.” Said Coulson’s voice.

Y/n turns to look back at the briefcase and see Coulson on the screen.

“No um time to bundle up because it’s going to rain no. Ohhh how about the  Red Wing Black bird soaring through the sky. Get it  because of the color of the wings  it reminds me of you and the Phoenix....The point is I had this uniform made for you because your a hero and every hero needs to dress the part and have a name. Now go save the world.”

The video stops an a Second part compartment from the briefcase opened up revealing a bodysuit that’s Blue, Red, with a Yellow. It’s like Funky and Radiant. The base of the suit is blue and it’s had a red vertical line going down the middle and two yellow diagonal lines on each side of the vertical line, and the sleeves and legs have the same design as the stomach but the sleeves go all the way down to Cover the two middle fingers. The top of the suit makes an ‘x’ separate each side of the chest, leaving the neck and a little cleavage showing.

Oh Phill this is beautiful

When Y/n turns the suit around to look at the back she see a Metal plate on her upper back.

What are you for?

Just as the thought ran into Y/n’s mind a small Wood sheath attached to the Metal plate. Y/n gaps in shock. She knows exactly what that is

Y/n goes to pull the handle of the Sword out of the Wood sheath  and see a small dagger that slowly start to unfold into a 65 cm Katana Sword.

“Oh my god...how could he had this made.” Y/n wondered as a slow smile creeped on to her face. She knew she could do it and so did Phill.

Red Wing has a nice ring to it

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Tony look at the hatch. He stands not saying a word. Steve walks in.

“Was he married?” Steve asked.

“No. There was a uh...cellist, I think.” Tony answered.

“I'm sorry. He seemed like a good man.” Steve  answered.

“He was an idiot.” Tony remarked.

“Why? For believing?” Steve asked.

“For taking on Loki alone.” Tony stated.

“He was doing his job.”  Steve voiced

“He was out of his league. He should have waited. He should have...” Tony said looking at the spot where  Coulson die.

“Sometimes there isn't a way out, Tony.” Steve started.

Tony walks away from Steve. “Right. How did that work for him?” Tony asked sarcastically

“Is this the first time you've lost a soldier?” Steve asked.

Tony turns around sharply. “ WE ARE NOT SOLDIERS! I am not marching to Fury's fife!”

“Neither am I! He's got the same blood on his hands as Loki does. Right now we've got to put that aside and get this done. Now Loki needs a power source, if we can put together a list...”  Steve trailed off.

“He’s in Manhattan and if I’m not mistaken I think he’s at your tower Tony. It’s the only power store in Manhattan that I can think of.” Y/n chimed in.

Tony and Steve turns around and see Y/n standing in the door waring a black and white suit.

“Y/n.” Steve said staggered.

“What do you think Phil had it made. I’ve never had a suit of armor before but this is kind of bad ass.” Y/n proclaimed while she was checking herself out.

When Steve saw Y/n’s suit he had to check himself. He know of Y/n’s powers before the rest of the team so he knows if he let’s he’s mind wonder it would go to ungentleman like place  and Y/n could pick up on that and he doesn’t want to make things awkward between them. Steve can really see Y/n being an important person in his new life. Steve clears his throat then asks. “Where you going?”

“To stop Loki but first I’m gonna find Thor.” Y/n answered.

“What about Banner?” Tony asked.

“I sent Bruce to Manhattan.” Y/n answered.

“Are you sure your ok to do this?” Steve asked in a  concern voice.

“Yes. Im 75% sure I can do. I just  had to take some time to clear my head because before fighting Loki To keep my emotions in check.” Y/n answered.

“Or you’ll  go Super Saiyan got it.” Tony remarked.

“I am so sorry about that...” Y/n trailed off.

Steve waves his hand. “It’s ok we understand anyone would be upset finding out that kind of news.”

Y/n smiles at Tony and Steve then opens the hatch. Clueless to what’s going on Steve and Tony backs up from the hatch.

“What the hell are you doing?” Tony questioned.

Y/n smiles. “You guys need to suit up I’ll see you there.”  

Y/n jumps in the hatch then it closes behind her. Steve and Tony look at the hatch wide eyes and their mouths slightly open.

“Did she just?” Steve asked.

“Yes. Yes she did.” Tony answered.

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Erik works around the CMS device that has already been set-upon the rooftop of Tony's tower.

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Steve walks in full uniform. Natasha looks at him, unprepared.

“Time to go.” Steve announced.

“Go where?” Natasha wondered.

“I'll tell you on the way. Can you fly  one of those jets?”  Steve asked.

Barton walks out of the restroom. Looks at Cap. “I can.”

Steve looks at Natasha and she nods her head to confirm Barton's on their side.

“You got a suit?” Steve asked Barton.

“Yeah.”

“Then suit up.”

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Y/n is flying in the sky searching the ground to see where Thor landed until a massive lightning bolt all most hits her, Y/n flys out the way and looks down and see Thor.

“Really you couldn’t killed me!” Y/n shouted as she flys down to Thor who is standing in a meadow of flowers.

“I know about Phill.” Y/n said with a hint of sadness.

“I’m sorry. I know he meant  the world to you.” Thor said as he gives Y/n a hug then placed his forehead on her for a moment of silence.

“I’ll deal with Loki I gave you my word.” Thor declare.

“What happens if you get hurt?” Y/n asked.

“You will not risky your life me Y/n not again.” Thor disclosed getting upset for his friend.

“I won’t but I won’t yet you get hurt knowing I can help...come on I know where Loki is.” Y/n voiced leaving  no room for an argument.

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Captain America pulls on his Helmet and Shield. Tony welds his Iron Man helmet. Light slips down over Iron Man's eye holes. Black Widow attaches a glove gauntlet  with her rounds on her wrist and a blue light charges. Hawkeye slips on his quiver of arrows.

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Cap, Widow and Hawkeye walk towards and into the Quinjet. A Young Shield Pilot looks and stands in their way.

“You are not authorized to be here...” The Pilot stated.

“Son... just don't.” Steve told the The Pilot.

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Fury looks the window of the ship, contemplating. Agent Hill

walks up to him, knowing. “Sir.”

“Agent Hill?”

“Those cards, they were in Coulson's locker, not in his jacket.” Agent Hill disclosed.

“They needed the push.” Nick said  holding Coulson's cards.

A loud noise screeches. Fury looks out to see Iron Man flying off as well as the Quinjet.

“They found it. Get our communications back up, whatever you have to do. I  want eyes on everything.” Nick ordered.

“Yes, sir.”

Part 10

Kuddly Krab: @aesthethickks​

[chthonicgodling]

Skiophoros & Korakinos, daughters of Epiales and Alastor

Kaia, daughter of Loki and Giselle

I MEAN with such a large cast of characters, whomst are constantly intermingiling and populating the palace with babies, arent you tired of me only ever drawing older!Neo & older!icy next to their kiddy counterparts?? how about for once i growup/glowup some of the OTHER kids???? gOD!!

ok mostly just wanted to draw older!Skio for the first ever time (and Kora, technically) and then thought maybe lets turn this into a teeny tiny series???so added a Kaia who ive only ever drawn the grownup version of once!

the Skio design IS based off of @fenixethekid‘s ye olde doodle of her grownup self from 2016 that ive had saved on my phone for 5 years (which im sure u dont even reemmeber at this point in time lmao) UMMMMMM EPI AND TORY OFFSPRING HAIR SUPREMECY HOW ABOUT??? MY GOD.

would like to continue this with some more of the kiddies! IDEALLY with like, raz and lenore&the Japhi kiddes, idk, might go ahead and just. draw the latter but holding off on a more canon design NOT from me for raz - MIGHT also do Pho & Vryk even tho ive def drawn pho uh.... lots. OR I MIGHT DO NONE OF THESE THINGS, KNOWING ME, so, heres this for now uwu

Skio & her Sentient Shadow Twin Sister Kora belong to @fenixethekid ; Kaia belongs to @waywardfangir1!!

[starrysence]

ralbert for the hc. . thinv. g

ok these are kinda all over the place????? like the ones where theyre not dating yet arent necessarily before the ones where they are dating. its just kinda. scattered. oops sorry 

warnings: 100% swearing. if its ralbert you can basically guarantee that theres swearing

●ok so theres this period of time where nobody can tell whether al and race are dating or just doing bro things like they always do

▪probably bc these two have always been so physically affectionate???? there isnt really a noticeable change after they start dating▪until jack and finch see them making out against a wall and decide to just leave them be without making any noise▪but yeah thats 100% how the boys find out▪"you guys didn't know we were dating????"▪"no wtf you've always acted like a couple we just thought it was the typical Bro Behaviour" ▪they all bust out laughing at that one●race LOVES the snow which is 100% ironic bc he gets cold so easily (can you tell im trying to do as many snow hcs as possible)▪albert doesnt like the snow. he doesnt. understand. race. ESPECIALLY because race gets cold so easily▪"baby why dont you just come inside i can just make hot chocolate and we can binge watch hallmark christmas movies a month too early,,,,,,,"▪"nOo Oo al the snow is so pretty"▪"youre prettier"▪"nice try but im not coming in"▪"aw damn"●has race stolen albert's sweaters during the winter??????? Absolutely ▪has albert cared??? of course not. look at his boy. he looks fucking adorable. he cant take that sweater away from race even tho hes already stolen half the sweaters in al's closet▪one time race was half-asleep on the couch when al got home late from a graphic design workshop and he was in one of albert's sweaters▪al thought it was tje cutest thing hes ever seen▪he didnt want race falling asleep on the couch tho so he Scooped him up and put him down on their bed▪"youre so sweet albie,,,,,,,,, i love you"▪thats the first time either one of them has said i love you since they started dating?????? albert is Shook bc it feels so different now▪"love you too, racer"●these two 100% went through a taylor swift phase together and You Can't Change My Mind▪it includes the ones a lot of people know like shake it off, blank space, etc. but also so many other ones▪they have a whole ass taylor swift playlist but they never really delete it after they get past their phase???▪so al absolutely brings it back when race is going through a breakup▪so here they are. two teenage boys, singing/yelling along to taylor swift songs. ft. like 6 tubs of mint choco chip ice cream and 8 boxes of tissues▪race feels so much better afterwards????▪gives albo a lil kiss on the cheek ▪"thank you, albie"▪albert dasilva? blushing????? pshhhh. nahhh (read: absolutely 100%)●yall Best Believe race can bake like nobody's business and albert Lives For It bc he can barely bake a batch of cookies▪however, the only food race can cook w/o nearly burning something down is italian food▪so usually albert cooks▪but baking???? yall this boy CAN BAKE▪thats actually the reason albert starts falling in love w/ him LMAO ARE U REALLY SURPRISED▪literally theyre like 13 or 14 right? and race has baked a batch of brownies and albert is in HEAVEN when he tries one▪"i think im in love"▪"hahaha with me or the brownies?"▪".....the, uh,,,,, the brownies, duh"▪lol no its race AND the brownies but he doesnt totally know that yet●if youve read my more recent fics u might remember race's sisters▪if noT, he has 4 sisters ok. two older, two younger. he is the middle child. What A Life▪siblings from oldest to youngest: veronica, ilia, race, rosetta, elsie▪albert and race have been best friends since childhood so albert and race's sisters know each other really well. theyre all Pals▪literally???? race's sisters Love Him▪when they find out race likes albert they do not let it go. for a second. race is Actually terrified theyll expose him in fromt of albert one day▪best believe they go WILD when they find out race and al are finally dating ▪the first time albert comes over after theyre dating all 4 of race's sisters TACKLE HIM▪"HELLOOOO FUTURE BROTHER-IN-LAW"▪albert is so absolutely stunned afterwards and race is crying w/ laughter●these two swear. so much. its really funny yall▪once jack dared them to go a whole week without swearing and they didnt realise how hard it would be▪"albert you fu----- fabulous human being, you"▪"stop being such an a----- aDORABLE person, race, my heart cant handle it"▪its actually very wholesome but the week is hell for those two▪the next monday theyre both like "FUCK yes we can fucking swear again thank goodness"▪its a very swear-heavy week to make up for the last one. the boys are Really Amused●race is so full of energy all the time its actually kinda weird for albert to see him tired or drowsy before nighttime▪but he knows if he gives race any form of caffeine or sugar the boy will practically be bouncing off the walls▪so he chooses to enjoy his time w/ sleepy race while it lasts bc while its pretty unusual its also absolutely adorable▪race is even more cuddly than usual when hes tired/sleepy ngl and i mean,,,,,, albert isnt complaining▪al lives for the lil smile race has on his face when hes tired and albert has just kissed his forehead or something. its so cute he swears hes gonna explode●albert is Wonderful at poetry yall cant try me on this i will take it to my grave▪race has no idea about this until they have to write a poem for english▪very open-ended assignment. a poem of any style about anything you want to write about▪albert says his is about one of the best gifts hes ever received and it turns out▪the poem is abt race▪and its REALLY well written half the class is saying 'awwww' and the other half is near tears and smiling▪race is part of the other half. except he starts crying. did i mention hes emotional as hECK●shsjjfjgs amusement park dates▪these boys live for them (also i rlly just want an excuse to write about amusement park dates)▪kind of chaotic bc race bruises really easily AND hes really clumsy so if he and al have to part ways for a bit he might look like shit when they reconvene and albert is like "do i have to fight somebody or did you just do something dumb and get yourself hurt again"▪"........the latter"▪"jesus christ, race. youre such a disaster. but i love you"▪"love you too albieeeeee"

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sahjkhdks i love them so much. i think i got a bit carried away with all of these lmaooo so i hope you like them!!

-sanj 💕

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[ramabear]

If it's ok, 28, 40 and 5 for the ask thing?

5) If you had to choose a favourite out of all of your multi chaptered stories, which would it be and why?

my current favorites have to be Brotherhood and Observer Effect. Brotherhood is still good even after all this time and every time i read it im like “shit i need to keep working on this” but i always end up reading it again when im workin on other stuff so it gets put to the side again :/ 

Observer is my current multichap fic and when it was less than 100k i was probably reading it once a week? now i just backread the latest few chapters once a new pair of chapters goes up. they’re deffos my favorite two

28) What is something you wished you’d known before you started posting fanfiction?

I’ve probably been posting fanfiction for close to 13 years now. the only thing i really wish i had started back then, so i’d bee like an absolute monster about it now would be to wait to post. its so nice to finish the chapter and immediately post it, but it’s even better to have the thing nearly done and just be posting as you wish. it allows for you to have days where you don’t write enough/at all and gives you time to look over things and edit. if i could, i’d tell younger me to have patience when posting. im still working on it now :/

40) Do people know you write fanfiction?

yeah they do. lmao every day at work my coworker comes in for an ‘update” on what loki is up to in my MCU fic. she’s declared she’ll read it when it’s finished and she wants a printed (and signed) copy. she’s a graphic designer and offered to make a cover for it, so lmao, im gonna have a mcu fic book made someday. hopefully around the end of the year? its...getting to be such a long fic...

but they didn’t always know- or at least i didn’t always admit it. god the years i spent just hiding the fact that i knew abt fic for Reasons that just seemed to disappear after a while. idk. after a certain point i was like “look, this is what i do for fun. some people play video games. some people watch the same shitty shows over and over. i rewrite things. same pot, different stew”

[lycanthrology]

ok im only 1.5 hours in but it’s 10:30pm (11:20 now it took me a while to think and write this up) we’re stopping for tonight so here’s my halfway thoughts (spoilers + long)

- It feels very fake and sort of cheap. I don’t know how to explain it. It feels like everything is. off. ever so slightly. I can’t seem to get into it. It felt like that in Shang-Chi too (I enjoyed that one a lot lot more than this one so far) maybe it’s because I’m not familiar with the characters but it doesn’t have the same charm the older mcu films had. Maybe that’s nostalgia. Idk

- Too many characters. it’s very hard to warm to anyone in particular because there are so many different people. It gets boiled down to main woman, main man, child, funny guy, sad guy, insane woman, big boss lady (dead), cool guy (dead) but i know mcu fans love that stuff. Tropetastic.

- Soooooo much exposition. my parents couldn’t keep up at all and ngl neither could I really. there were so many special names and people introduced in an opening scrolling text that were never fully explained. BUT there was another big big infodump section when the big red guy tells sersi theyre all clones but I’ll talk about that next coz it was so nuts

- THE REVEAL?????? happened like less than an hour in right and its so so stupid imo like what? so basically the planet is an egg right and there’s a Celestial in the egg and the Eternals were created by the Celestials to conserve the native population of the planet so they can draw on the life energy and hatch out the egg. This will explode the planet and let the Celestial out. The Eternals think Earth is their first mission but actually they’ve had their memory wiped a lot of times and they’re all clones. i really like street level heroes okay im not prepared for the egg planet movie

- OKAY SO it shouldn’t matter if they die. Gilgamesh and the boss lady die but it shouldn’t matter because the Celestials could just send another copy of them down hello? why is this an issue at all

- The Deviants (which is very confusing because the guys from alternate timelines in the loki show are also called deviants and these guys are entirely different they should’ve thought that through) are very nicely designed the creature design is very good imo. They were created by the Celestials to kill the apex predators that hunt humans so humans are able to evolve BUT the deviants evolved too and started killing people. Anyway like why does it matter that the energy the egg is taking is human? Why do humans even need to evolve it never says the egg takes exclusively human life force iirc

- The bad guy is a Deviant that sucked the energy out of an eternal and took on their powers so basically its the same plot of age of ultron but with knock off avengers who are actually real historical figures. Yeah.

- i really like druig he’s the only one i like he’s funny and his morals and reactions to situations are hashtag relatable and overall he’s a very compelling character. I think it’s great that he stands up against the others and he’s a little bitch about it too which is kind of funny. Dad says he’s too self righteous and slappable which yeah I guess but at least he isn’t a cookie cutter ‘hero’ guy like the others. he controls people’s minds so the others think he’s a freak with a god complex when in reality he’s the only guy who’s actually taking their job (protecting humans) seriously. I loved his existential breakdown and how he’s the only one that has a valid reaction to being told their whole existence is a lie again like i said he’s very hashtag relatable and belongs in a movie much better than this one. (guy that only talks about his ocs voice: getting a lot of aidan vibes from this guy)

- The inventor one is gay and he has a husband and a kid and he gets to gay kiss his husband. love wins. ikarus and sersi turn up at his house and he makes up a name for ikarus and calls him isaac and ive never felt more embarrassed in my entire life i HATE when characters have my name more than anything ever it’s always been that way i feel like my life is withering away. Also there’s a no capes joke (rip to marc)

- It’s a bit dodgy about the whole real world history stuff but I’m going to wait until I finish fully to form an opinion on how they handled it. It isn’t my place to say anything really considering the events they’re talking about don’t effect me and I’m sure other people have explained why this is bad far better than i ever could

Im watching eternals erm. thoughts to come

[mattelektras]

hi jessie do you have elektra and daken headcanons?

of course i do and its fake that theyre not canon and that elektra hasnt met logan’s kids

he’d try the pheromones thing but he’d fail because when elektra had to fight kilgrave she literally just held her breath for the entire duration. and also she would know EXACTLY what he was up to. she’d just be like….. you’re logan’s son you’re like the weird nephew i didn’t ask for of course i don’t wanna sleep with you

she’d maybe try to defend logan to him and obviously that wouldnt go so well. theyd probs end up fighting but when she sees how Deeply Fucked Up he is and when he sees that she could kick his ass and deserves his respect… they would MAYBE put the sharp things away

theyd have some very interesting conversations imo because like.. elektra saved logan from his beserker side and taught him to repress it. and daken always talks about how he’s not logan because he’s smarter and less animal

the natural ‘do wrong by laura and i will shove your fancy claws up your ass’ talk. that bit in thor 2 where the warriors 3 tell loki theyre gonna kill him if he betrays thor??? that is everyone @ daken re: laura 

theyve both been dead twice and theyve both been incredibly dramatic about it. them being dramatic together would be too powerful 

daken would be pretty intrigued by all of the hand stuff. he probably knows a fair bit already even if just from logan. his natural approach would be hmm im gonna take over for power because thats what i do but idk i think he’d eventually see them for the threat they are that cant be controlled and theyd go on anti hand missions

‘‘daken meet elektra shes a very good friend’‘ ‘‘wow i cannot believe all these people that shower so regularly are friends with you’‘

at the end of the day tho she would absolutely not tolerate daken’s logan slander because he’s very important to her and he’s only ever done right by her so there would be a lot of arguments re: that. elektra knows logan’s a bit of a mess but the basis of their relationship is that they dont hold stuff against one another so she would be KNIFE EMOJI 

both have a connection to the mothers they never met and probabaly should have died whilst in the womb so there’d definitely be some understanding there?? more on elektra’s part i guess because daken has the emotional intelligence of a spoon when it comes to himself 

undercover missions w both of them in the most expensive designer clothing they could find. the hottest and most powerful murder team

theyre both pretentious and smart. elektra would start reading some deep philosophy book to kill the time and daken would arrive with opinions. both of them are literature snobs and neither will back down

disaster bisexuals that fool people into thinking theyre distinguished bisexuals

he’d play the matt card at some point to try and get under her skin but she’d just be like…. nice try do you really think you’re the first person to try that one

as much as she would be fighting logan’s corner i think she would also to some extent GET why he is the way he is??? like he tries to oppose himself to his father and not be his father and elektra has something like that too in a way. she tries to distance herself from matt and her past and neither of them really can no matter how hard they try. so that’d be an….. interesting topic. naturally she’d be the more reasonable one like “yeah we can’t get away from all that shit but we also don’t have to be tied down by it” “yeah i’m still gonna kill wolverine tho”

he’d bring up her daddy issues the SECOND he found out abt them and she’d just look him dead in the eyes like….. “bitch do you of all people want to talk about daddy issues” “…that’s fair”

if she explained what she did for logan re: getting him out of his beserker mess he’d probably get her to do the same for him in a way??? like as a contingency because he’s so anti being anything like his dad. she’d just teach him to chill the fuck out and think about things instead of being all anger and emotion because like he DOES think he thinks a lot he’s very smart but when certain buttons are pressed he becomes a huge dumbass and dedicates all of his functions towards murder. where elektra doesn’t have that like someone could roast her right to her face about everything that hurts her but no one would ever KNOW that it hurt and like i said he’s smart as fuck so he wouldnt turn down the opportunity to learn

she’d be like logan in that she’s not afraid to say anything to him like he thinks he’s great and brilliant and beautiful and he is but he’s also a lil dumb!!! and he’s been manipulated!!! and he would NOT like that at all. but it wouldn’t be in a particularly malicious way or just trying to get a rise out of him it’d be like “these are your issues i have the same ones but i know how to deal w them” and he’s logical and he might not like getting help but i think EVENTUALLY he’d be like…. ok lets see what you can do for me

TLDR on the surface i think theyd maybe a lil petty w sly digs at one another because flirting wouldnt work on her and threats wouldnt work on him so they’d be kind of at an impasse but ultimately they have more in common than either of them would think?? theyd HATE it but theyd grow to respect one another. begrudgingly 

[hot-topic-for-vikings]

Camilla’s Best Quotes #2

Session two, otherwise known as The Gang Gets To Know Each Other and Is Forced To Deal With Delusional Shopkeepers. We saw some mild jealousy drama between Dancer and Tuile, sock-related suffering on the part of Heskan and everyone yet again forgetting to actually have their characters introduce themselves to the rest of the party. Oh well, next time perhaps?

1. No surface is safe

Tuile remembers that one stayed behind somewhere in the room, right... under the table. She walks up and bends down, looking for someone sleeping under there but founds nothing. Well, she does find something - drawings have been carved into the wood under the table, penises in different sizes covering the surface with almost no space between them.

Tuile: "Interesting."

2. So alcoholism isn’t the final boss anymore? 

Hamster Master (GM): yeh...im going to leave belloth and tuile with the wolf now for a bit

Cravin Raisins: fair

Belloth: this wolf corpse is the final boss

Eff Off: knew it

3. *MUSIC STARTS SUDDENLY*

Camilla S.: nice tunes

Eff Off: man that startled me

Cravin Raisins: hell yeah

Belloth: lol

Hamster Master (GM): xD 

Hamster Master (GM): we need them tunes

4. More music shenanigans 

Camilla S.: ooh, spicy

Camilla S.: is this wii music

Hamster Master (GM): it sounds like zelda

Briar L.: it sounds like wii music

Hamster Master (GM): ya know...when u enter a weird shop

Belloth: it sounds like zelda im glad im not the only one

Briar L.: it reminds me of mario on the wii

Hamster Master (GM): like..i swear ive heard it

Eff Off: i love this

Cravin Raisins: nice dnd vibes only

Eff Off: thank you for this gift

Briar L.: ive never played zelda though so idkCamilla S.: I'm feeling like animal crossing

Hamster Master (GM): i swear this is like...it...its zelda

Hamster Master (GM): WELL ANIWAI

Camilla S.: yeah lol let's move on

5. “Hot Topic For Vikings”

shopkeeper: We got a bit of everything. Shiny decks of cards. Broken brushes. Cloaks.

Eff Off: i think you just walked into viking hot topic

Cravin Raisins: god i wish that were me

Briar L.: i've never been to a hot topic so i have no idea what that means

Cravin Raisins: viking emos 

6. Designer socks

shopkeeper: well here are some socks. some have holes, i charge extra for those

Eff Off: oh my GOD

shopkeeper: i spent a lot of time on them

Eff Off: i'm crying LEKDJGSKFDGKJDF

Briar L.: i cant even

shopkeeper: do you want left or right? both, or maybe two right ones? or two lefts? some holes or no holes...there's a lot to choose from

Couch: buy them all

7. It follows...

Corva: "Okay, so, everyone. Let's get down to business."

Briar L.: to defeat the huns

Hamster Master (GM): to defeat..dmit

Camilla S.: I knew someone was going to say that

8. When members of your group skin a giant wolf shortly before you visit the local nobility

left guard: Oh sure. These look like guests fit for a lady.

Eff Off: (dancer kinda does tho)

Camilla S.: two of us are covered in blood

Eff Off: dancer is covered in jewellery

Eff Off: but yeah you guys aren't helping

9. PARTY DISPUTES

Shadowdancer: "Please don't bring the bloody wolf head into a mansion."

Tuile: "Well why not?"

Shadowdancer: "We're guests, not barbarians."

Corva: "It's foul."

Belloth: "I say it shows character!"

Tuile: "She'll think it's cool."

right guard: you have to leave it outside the door

Corva: "Let's just go”

Tuile: "..."

Tuile sighs

Belloth pats Tuile in reassurance.

Tuile: "Fine."

Belloth: "I would have let you keep the wolf head."

Tuile: "Thank you, I appreciate that. SOME people have taste.”

Corva: "Come on everyone, let's calm it down."

Tuile: "I am very calm."

10. *side-eyes*

Shadowdancer checks out Mari.

Tuile notices and elbows Shadowdancer

Eff Off: YOU GOTTA ROLL TO NOTICE

Cravin Raisins: DAMN YOU

Cravin Raisins: smh i gotta roll to shame ppl??

Belloth: yes

Eff Off: damn right

Tuile rolls well.

Eff Off: fuck

Cravin Raisins: HA

Belloth: she been knew

Shadowdancer smiles.

Shadowdancer: "Jealous?"

Tuile wipes blood from her cheek onto Dancer's clothes and walks ahead.

Corva sighs.

Shadowdancer will remember this.

Tuile hopes so.

Camilla S.: ominous

Eff Off: you don't KNOW that

Eff Off: gawd the metagaming

Tuile has no idea what Dancer remembers.

11. Stop humiliating her!! She’s doing her best ok

Corva: "Well, first we should pay a visit to the black market, I guess.”

Shadowdancer laughs.

Shadowdancer: "'Visit' the black market. Good one!"

Tuile: "Can you physically go to the black market?"

Frida laughs too

Corva: "Oh, you know what I mean!"

Corva looks cross.

12. Larryyyyyyyyy (the missing chicken)

Camilla S.: i feel bad about larry

Eff Off: justice for larry

Hamster Master (GM): theres time to find him

Cravin Raisins: IM TRYNA FIND HIM OKAY IM GOING TO THE BAKERY

Eff Off: we all are

Cravin Raisins: for clues and justice

Hamster Master (GM): im so happy i added the larry quest

Camilla S.: J U S T I C E

Camilla S.: F O R

Camilla S.: L A R R Y

Cravin Raisins: BEST NPC

13. Prostitution? 

Briar L.: also the shopkeeper was great

Eff Off: if i can't fuck loki i will fuck the sock keeper

Eff Off: :))))

Hamster Master (GM): they'll probs charge u for it

Eff Off: i'll save up 

Eff Off: and i will pay

-- camilla