#the only 3 things thatve ever happened. god

[flockofdoves]

so cool to have a skin disease with flare ups so painful and in such inconvenient spots that sometimes it can be even more disabling than my chronic joint pain flare ups. and then to have it be a condition where every time i try to look things up its just ‘this is understudied and no one really knows how to treat it but sometimes anitbiotics are prescribed even though its not even to fight bacteria. and doctors will tell you to lose weight even tho fatness doesnt even cause it. also it has stages and tends to progressively get worse lol’

[gabessquishytum]

(this is a little role reversal-y totally on accident)

wealthy and privileged fantasy world prince dream running away from his family’s manor because he’s kind of a dramatic loser (i.e. he has capital i Issues and doesnt like that they won’t enable him). living on his own teaches him just how good he had it, but not well enough, because he ends up being chased everywhere he goes by bounty hunters thatve been sicced on him by his parents. after a rather violent encounter he runs off into the woods and is only able to shake the men off by pure luck of running into a dragon that lives in the area, who normally totally would’ve eaten him as a light snack, but is too intrigued by dreams ego, which is way too massive for just a human. the dragon (hob) would totally expect this from another immortal creature, but this from a mortal is astounding.

he thinks it’s hilarious and wants to be friends. except dream sucks and has never had friends least of all when he’s a runaway, so he clings onto hob like a lifeline even if he won’t admit it. so he tries to bring hob game and maybe reorganize some of the things he has stowed away in his cave, just trying to pay him back, because he totally would think of relationships as transactional and you can’t convince me otherwise. hob is just glad to get along with someone so…weird. who isn’t afraid of a dragon. not for any bravery reasons though, he just genuinely thinks he’s special and won’t get eaten

obviously they fall in love and dream gets to discover the appeal of dragon cock. he’d contemplate how to get hob to fuck him without dying for weeks before hob reveals he can just turn himself into a man, and dream is initially disappointed by how vanilla it is before he realizes that hob is actually very sexy like this and pounces. maybe egg clutches, mating rituals and dream being forced to be a part of hob’s hoard ensue

I love the absolute audacity of Dream, here. Even with the role reversal he still thinks he could punch God in the face and get away with it because he's special. Iconic, tbh. Hob thinks he's absolutely hilarious.

He also thinks that Dream is definitely going to get himself killed if he keeps wandering around the country acting like a little princeling, so he makes the executive decision that Dream will stay with him, at least until he gets a little more humble (this is never going to happen so Dream is probably going to end up staying forever).

There are, of course, shenanigans. Hob puts his front foot (gently) on top of Dream because he won't stop running his mouth when some other dangerous creature comes to visit (Hob: just because I decided not to eat you doesn't mean that they won't! Dream: you were going to eat me?!?!). Dream is weirdly horny about the whole thing.

When they start a romantic relationship Dream gets totally obsessed with Hob’s dragon cock. He keeps trying to play with it, even though having it even a little bit inside him would definitely actually kill him. He loves Hob’s human form too, but the lure of the dragon cock continues. Eventually Hob cums all over Dream in his dragon form, and Dream just lies there in a literal pool of it and admits that maybe he doesn't need all of it inside him at once.

(Doesn't stop him from begging for Hob’s eggs, though, as soon as he learns that that is also a thing. The hubris never ends <3)

The image of Dream bringing pretty things for Hob’s hoard, and then ultimately flopping down on top of the pile because obviously he's the prettiest thing that Hob could ever need... yeah. He's definitely getting fucked on the hoard. Or perhaps, if he's really good, he'll be allowed to fuck Hob... while Hob is in his dragon form! I'll let you guys figure out how that one works 😉

[lellikellyy]

i wanna tell oomf why i softblocked them@bc they really were like super sucky and it was in such a stupid hypocritical way and just bcof@that i wanna be like ???@(@:& look!! look how it didn't make sense and look how u contradicted urself and look how u didn't do what u always said u would !! look how terrible it was but i'm not going to because they're my friend and friends get softblocked off this account for a few months instead of me@maybe telling them what they did wrong and hurting their feelings <3 LOL like i would tell them if they could deal with it but they for sure couldn't and also honestly i don't even want to talk to them like i want them to be unaware of what they did so they can just hate me and keep their image of themselves and i also want to tell them what they did so they'll know why i've been ghosting them but mostly i just don't want to be around them or talk to them or remember they exist because i have a mental block. i have ..... like one of the things that made me think i have osdd was that in osdd parts have different opinions or wants and normally i'd be like whatever people can have that too just regularly but like whether u love or hate or give a shit about a persons existence that feels like a little more than just an opinion and there are a few opinions. in my brain about them... anyway idk what's going on in my brain rn but the gist of it is that whoever gives a shit about their existence is a dramatic whiny bitch and everyone else ljke Doesnt care like at all and so most of the time i don't care like at all about them either so it's like eh. just have to wait for me to be someone else maybe i'll care thenaybe i'll do something about it then. hfhhffj like the emotional amnesia is so unreal also osdd is so. weird like god like a while ago i had this weird experience where it was one of those times where i felt like i wasn't controlling my actions and it felt like i was doing just what someone else wanted me to do and i was typing a thread and i was like wait. i ... Don't care. like i don't care or think or believe any of these things that i'm typing like they have nothing to do with me at all like the person that i think i am... i wouldn't even ever think like this and it was so weird and this was when i was trying to like figure out who was all up there in my brain and i was like a littlw bit aware of like presences ?? (which i m not anymore bc i am trying to like be in denial) and i felt like. that thing ?? up there like freeze and then suddenly just retreat reallt dar god i can't even explain it but it was just so fucking weird anyway what was i even saying. so wait yeah anyway whatever that thing was they care but i haven't really seen a lot of them lately so whatever. it just kinda feels unresolved to me rn that's what i care about most like i think there's meant to be more like i'm meant to care more or something bc i did like talk to them every single day almost all day for over a year but i just Don't care and it's weird. i care more about not caring than anything tbh like it's as if i never talked to tjem@in my life that's what o feel rn like i feel like i only know them secondhand because whoever knew them isn't here at all and no one else gave a shit. ... weird. anyway. ????? like just what the fuck even you know it's just weird more than anything like i feel like i'm noy even me because the emotional amnesia is so strong like ... i've never had it to this extent before with anyone else and it's just weird idk and u know what else i'm thinking of those old tweets on this acc thatre ljke... [osdd1a GLARING SYMPTOMS] like hfhgjkfksj jesus christ and um also thinking of all the proof jusy in my life that i have it and i'm thinking of when. i... like just really glaringly obvious things thatve happened like i'm thinking of the most two things one of them i'm thinking of when i was writing a tweet thread or something and i didn't care or want to write it and i wrote in it something like "also i don't even care i'm just writing this because [memory block] wants this to be like tweeted

[vosebin-blog]

AAAHHHH *insert my longest yeah boy ever here* HOWDY i’m sophie, the writer for this cute lady here. i haven’t....watched twin peaks cause im lame but i did grow up watching the twilight zone and i think true detective is in the same vein of concept of dark and creepy so!! all about having a good time here my friends🍸✨🍸 

u know the drill: plots and tldr after the jump, app jic, stats.  send me a dm if u wanna brainstorm or give this a like and ill get to u asap! xoxo

26 y.o muhan native that had moved to seoul for college, then work. "day" job was an accountant and its only v recently that she revealed herself 2 be the ~mysterious~ writer thatd been topping the bookseller lists w her rlly icky nasty writing

to make it easy, if u want to get a good idea of her content, think gillian flynn and crank that up by 10. writing is also quite similar: blunt, unapologetic, meant 2 make u uncomfortable. cults. religious mania. murder. unpleasant women for characters galore. wrote 3 books: scratch marks, hunger of the woods, split wide

also y no one would have guessed that a face like hers wouldve written about shit so unnerving + horror / mystery genre dominated by male writers!!

has been accused over the yrs for misogyny and misandry thats apparently “present” in her work. if u bring this up to her she will probably laugh u out of town 

only had 1 press conference, and that was 2 announce a sudden retirement + reveal her identity ( tho its rlly an.....indefinite hiatus but anyway ) and thats really that for seoul

but to those at muhan, shes probably just known as the girl who returned right when her mothers gone missing. coincidence??? i think not

except theyre not entirely wrong lol but with how carefree and relaxed shes been theres been a certain reputation thats been tacked onto her since game start

which she fully embraces, stereotype by stereotype, bcus its funny. creepy writer aesthetics? shes got it buddy, from the rickety rocking chair on the front porch near the mouth of the woods 2 that anne sexton ~flair~ for storytelling. 

keeps a pleasant exterior, but lmao the bitch vibes r thereeeee 200%. nice to talk to, but not a nice person i can promise u that. maybe makes up for it a little for being self aware and not being fake about it???

if u were in highschool wit her or were of acquaintance, then u most likely got a taste of it loool. was that 1 friend ( frenemy?? enemy??? ) who held nothing back, insults or otherwise

real reason y shes back here is only to pay back wtv huge ass debt mama accumulated and ran away from....but no one knows that except those friendly debt collectors thatve been coming around lately. shes working on it, but the bigger issue is having to face the demons of living in ur childhood home where youve left buried in the yard till now

long story short: sebin and mom had an extremely, extremely dysfunctional relationship. complicated history of envy, hatred, emotional abuse, vicious fights, gaslighting, understanding and family love. ultimately shit happens when ur left as a single mom banished to the side of the woods and have 2 give up everything to raise a kid u didnt even want. its not pretty, its not cute but its the 1 thing that shes known to be real all her life and it means something. writing ( obscured as it may be ) has helped her deal with it and in a way, its almost confessional. she hasnt disclosed any of this with anybody and doesnt plan to

given that, shes turned out ok?? as in, she kind of embraces the person shes been shaped into rather than reeling from shame

pet peeve is when ppl think they have her ~all figured out~ to which shes like.....ok....its not that deep lmao pls kindly fuck off sherlock holmes

should probably add that mom ran a little apothecary that raked in a decent amount of money but not enough. sebin just recently sold it 

thinks church is pointless, isnt all that aware of the cult but would prob think its stupid as fuck too. someone, be it god or satan or anyone else, pls save her...or dont LOL

dresses all ~casual chic~ ankle boots, lightwashed jeans, loose dress shirts. lotsa cute scarves

drinks too much. smokes too much. its a problem but she dont think so

find her @ the casino playing bridge or at college being a guest lecturer when shes not chilling at her house 

some plots / prompts

someone to have clever banter with

fan or admirer of her work that wont pipe the fuck down or relax and kinda makes sebin snap

bible thumpers who think shes a disgrace to the ~esteemed~ image of her mom

cult members who think that she’d be a good addition to their crew

mutual sexual ~tension~ or the classic will they wont they with a twist

her writing hit hard @ something rlly personal and it makes u rlly uncomfortable and u rlly just cant feel easy around her as a result

friends, exes, frenemies, classmates, childhood playmates

u thought her mom was an absolute darling and got along with her well so when sebin comes along and sells her shit right after the lady’s disappeared it strikes a nerve

someone shes met in seoul and / or uni

sebin just highkey scares u and she gets a kick out of messing witchu

let me show you my darker half, and i’ll show you mine. intense. honest. maybe even a little frightening. not so idle conversation late at night

u try to hit on her but shes just not gonna let u in so easy buddy

rainy night and u need somewhere to stay so u come by her house

‘why do u have.....all those knives........and guns.......and taxidermy......’