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im-not-buying-it-ether · 11 months ago

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Ta-Miu, Chief mouser of Lex Corp and beloved pet of Lex Luthor: (Plotting Krypto the Superdog’s demise) *I shall gouge that mutts eyes out with my own claws if I must, the world must be rid of these “Man’s Best Friend”*

Lex Luthor adopting a dog just so he can give it a lifetime supply of Superman chew toys.

#this cat hates dogs the same way Lex hates aliens #Lex is a very proud cat dad #cat (Claws up posters of Superman) Lex. crying ‘That’s my boy’#that cat rounds supermans cape every chance it gets #perfectly litterbox trained. unless your Superman. then you get cat piss on your boots #Lex may or may not have trained his cat to be a huge embarrassment and/or cat meme around supes #that cat is a meme with his ‘I just ate a whole lemon’ face every time Superman is near him #the one super the cat likes is Kon. Not even Streaky. just Kon #lex luthor #superman #clark kent

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