#the old guard hc

[novadragoness]

A builder who totally understands where X is coming from, collecting all those shinies for Coco, because she also likes shiny things, and has been secretly leaving pretty rocks on Unsuur's porch for weeks now.

[delusionalmultifandomwriter]

Being on The Clone Wars Tumblr for the first time ever.

First of all, Codywan is slay!

But since when do we simp over Fox!? I thought in 2014 we all simultaniously agreed that we hate him because he shot Fives?! Da fuck!

Disclaimer: I do not mean to attack anyone with this post, i am sure you have your reasons. Please enlighten me.

[devilsrecreation]

Rating headcanons on the Outlanders made by a character hc generator pt 2

Okay hear me out….if Brutus and Nero from The Rescuers can play the organ, WHY CAN’T KIBURI PLAY THE PIANO????/hj

No but honestly, I can see Kiburi playing the piano as a secret talent of his in an au. Is he Beethoven? No. Does he do it often? Nah. But can he? Yeah, why not? 6/10

Literally hc the same thing cuz he’s that stupid. He’ll flirt with someone but be completely oblivious if that same animal flirts back. 10/10

Personally I hc him to have abandonment issues. Baby boy has lost a lot of friends and his mom at a young age so he’s always with someone. Even if he didn’t appear in “Beshte and the Beast”, I like to think he stuck with Neema. Agree 100% 10/10

I’M CACKLING HE PROBABLY WOULD JDHFHRGRG

I can see him “borrowing” his roomates’ (aka his float’s) clothes and just…never giving them back. Maybe he doesn’t realize, maybe he only does it out of spite, any way, I can see it. 7/10

AHAHAHAHAHAHA EMO VULTURE

4/10 just cuz it’s funny

Ndhdhdhdhddgdh?????

Although it’s funny to think about, I can’t really see him in any au having a diary, let alone a glittery pen. 2/10

And as a treat, I did it with Makuu, Hodari, and Pua

YOU KNOW WHAT? HE PROBABLY HAS JDHFHFGDG. Bro likes to pretend they don’t exist. If someone were to find his yearbook photos, he’d adamantly deny that kid was him. Who is that? That’s not him. He was never that scrawny. Now put that away and get back to training!

8/10

Hodari being the type to make oc’s is really interesting to me. I’m gonna go ahead and give it a 5/10 cuz it could go both ways. He could make an oc but at the same time, maybe oc’s wouldn’t he his thing. But if he did, he’s BOUND to have at least one

Yes you do, old man. Yes, you do/aff

10/10

[immortalmuses]

The Summer Olympics are here once again, so I am once again thinking about The Old Guard Summer Olympics AUs

Nicky in multi-event sharpshooting, including 50 meter rifle three position, 10 meter air rifle, and 25 meter rapid fire pistol

Quynh in Women's and Mixed individual Recurve Archery, 70 meters

Andromache in (yup, you guessed it) the Equestrian sport of Three Day Eventing, individual and team. She fucking hates the Dressage phase (don't blame me, I'm an eventer too), but she's also got the steadiest hands and the quietest seat in the sport, so good luck getting a lower score.

Joe in.... Football? Rugby Sevens? Maybe Fencing? the Man is too multi-talented, I am open to ideas.

Booker is another likely candidate for Football. Or, interestingly, Handball? Apparently France is like the four-time European champions of Handball. 🤷‍♂️

Nile is another multi-talent, but since Team America is known to dominate in Athletics (344 gold medals!), let's consider her for 110 or 400 meter hurdles, pole vault, maybe high jump? Anyway she's a badass, she could do the Decathlon and make it look like a walk in the park.

Obviously they are all great friends that get up to a variety of shenanigans in the Olympic Villages (of which they do not all belong to the same ones, because who puts Equestrians with Sharpshooters and expects the place not to burn down?). There's shit-talking, romance, broken carbboard beds, you get the idea....

PLEASE SEND YOUR THOUGHTS SO I CAN WRITE SOMETHING

[laviejaguardia]

I am curious about the fic starting "the bar is not as crowded as Joe expected it to be...", can you tell more about it?

Hi nonnie!! Thank you for the ask 🥰

So this one is a JoeNicky fic inspired by Got Me Good by DNCE bc "But you left with the sun / On some kind of mission / I gave you a meal / You left me with dishes" just really stuck me lol

The concept is a canon divergence spanning quite a few years where Joe and Nicky failed to stick together after their first death. Nicky met Andy and Quỳnh but Joe kept on wandering alone. Joe and Nicky (re)meet in 1970s Malta and sleep together, it's an instant connection but Nicky gets called away the next morning (hence the song). The rest of the gang is actually searching for Joe but have no way to locate him and have little to no idea who and what he looks like.

(I'm still trying to figure out how Booker met him, and if I want Nile's arrival to be what brings Joe into the fold or if it happens before, if the betrayal happens, how evident do I wanna make it that they're all immortal, if there's an overall bigger plot, how the truth is revealed, if I want them to have met before on a few occasions, and a whole lot other stuff 😅)

Here's an expert if you wanna check it out!

The bar is a hole in the wall as these are likely to be. There are posters against imperialism, communism and capitalism, explicit scenes and sexual safety tips. He’s been here before a couple times and the staff no longer regards him with distrust. There’s the bartender with half a shave. A tall woman chatting with a friend, the fairy lights on the ceiling that make Joe feel a little silly. The unfamiliar music on the speakers and the low hum of chatter. The crowd varies little on such a small island but Carnival is approaching so the tourists are starting to come in and new faces are finding their way into the chairs.

Joe takes a sip of his drink and breathes in deep, lets it out in a gust.

“Tough week?” a voice asks him from the side.

Joe turns on reflex and finds a man leaning against the bar next to him. The bartender slides him a drink just then and he pays generously with cash. Joe admires his timing, after he admires his roman nose, long hair, mediterranean sea eyes and wide shoulders under his leather jacket.

The man lets him look and looks right back.

Joe’s mind finally descends from its limbo in sync with his eyes sweeping down the line of the man’s body.

“It’s still Thursday,” he relays his latest finding.

The man cocks his head to the side and takes a sip of his drink.

“Is it? I was convinced it was already Friday.” He doesn’t look very disappointed at the news.

“So did I but alas.” He waves his drink, the orange liquid swirling inside it. “Explains why this place is so deserted.”

The man quirks his lips into a small smile, like he’s about to impart a secret or a private joke. He leans forward and Joe imitates him, hooked and reeled in by an arrow from his cupid bow lips.

“I think this place has just the right people.” And there go his eyes again sweeping down Joe’s body, which is starting to remember why it’s here.

There’s no better way to come down from an artistic haze than to get laid thoroughly in Joe’s book. There are certainly easier ways, gentler ones, slower ones, but they’re not as... enjoyable.

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So, if anyone wants to lend me their ear for brainstorming and feedback on this one 👀 wouldn't mind it one bit 😊

[reanimatedgh0ul]

honestly the idea of newton and lance both ending up w gfs is funny to me only bc ik the two of them would have COMPLETELY DIFFERENT reactions the moment they realize they're in love w the girl they're now dating

basically newton's reaction vs lance's reaction

[jewishcissiekj]

Castle Ventress and Fortress Vader are an Asajj-Anakin parallel to me

[athenastits]

ever think about Nile asking anyone if they have vintage clothing with the 60s or 70s in mind until nicky whips out some medieval armour and a Victorian sock

[darkestrellar]

The energy stored in the Shadow Crystal isn't even palatable to Ghost-types anymore. The Shadow Crystal itself has gotten too far developed in its weird state for that. They might be drawn to it, but they aren't able to consume any of that energy for themselves.

Originally in the system as it was in the beginning, all Dark Stone should have been a safe and passive containment for excess negative emotional energy, wicked away from the surface where the majority of it was generated. It was contained so that it couldn't form excess numbers of ghosts or affect the environment; it also provided an easy food source for any Ghost-types who ventured in a place where it formed.

Due to various tragedies in history, that system received a disproportionate influx and grew very close to the surface in places (the primary example beneath/within the Chroma Ruins in Almia).

The Shadow Crystal itself has developed even further, which is why it's as dangerous as it is. It's not exactly an entity in itself, it doesn't have its own consciousness, you can't interact with it, but it has an almost primal subconscious wish to absorb more energy, generate that energy somehow, and as it is the amount of energy concentrated in it is enough that it influences others who are just nearby it.

(Again I think how Blake Hall built the Incredible Machine to amplify the Crystal's power so he could use it, so effective that he could control Darkrai with it, only to put it onto Level Dark for no real reason at all and immediately get sucked into Darkrai's void when it stopped "listening" to him. Who or what was influencing Darkrai's actions then? Because it clearly wasn't Blake and it also wasn't Darkrai itself.)

If a Pokémon like Darkrai is susceptible, then an ordinary Ghost-type would be even more susceptible. They wouldn't have a chance to "eat" its energy; if drawn to it, it would only result in them becoming the Crystal's guard. The Crystal wouldn't want its own energy to be consumed when its one main "desire" is to generate and absorb more energy.

[elegyofthemoon]

idk why it took me till ascending serval the last time to realize her ascension material is the silvermane badge and 😭

[pyrrhicpaths]

Talcott- Noise-Induced Hearing Impairment HC1

It’s specifically a noise-induced hearing loss in his right ear.

Got tinnitus in both ears at the age of 9 from being constantly exposed to loud noises like Cid’s weapon machine, the outpost generators, being near the hunters’/glaives�� training area where the use of firearms is allowed, etc. In that first year the high-pitched ringing in his ears came and went occasionally and hardly bothered the boy so he initially never addressed it as an issue, until it worsened over the next few years.

Tagging along one day with a hunter/glaive who wielded firearms caused the beginning of Tal’s hearing loss at the age of 12. While another case of tinnitus happened in both ears lasting another few weeks, it was only his right that experienced the gradual hearing loss. Dustin was the first to find out about his being hard of hearing when the man was near the boy’s right side, almost yelling Tal’s name out and still couldn’t get his attention. By age 13 his hearing is completely gone in his right ear. 

Fearing he may lose hearing in both ears eventually, Tal had Iris teach him Galahdan sign language during their free time (since she’d learned it thanks to Axis Arra) and over time he’d also gotten quite good at lip-reading-- which actually helps him greatly during most social interactions because he embarrassingly struggles with looking people in the eyes. He finds signing with close companions incredibly helpful during hunts and assignments, too, especially when they need to keep noise to a minimum.

These days if people are unable to sign to him during conversations, he makes sure to stay on his companion(s)’ right side if possible so that he doesn’t miss out on anything they say. It’s different being the driver in his truck, though, since the cabin of the truck is small and enclosed, he can still hear the those on the passenger side with his left ear, so long as they speak out clearly over the vehicle’s noises.

[goinxtodomystuff]

One of Ozzy's favorite bits around folks he considers company ( sometimes around a would-be target of his or someone he's meeting with ) is to stick a severed hand of a victim of one of his little games into his coat sleeve in a way so that when they go to shake his hand, it pops right out and he can play up hysterics as if they'd yanked off his actual hand.

[shnowyfox]

Custody conflict + some decepticon shenanigans

Idk how but I think Bee and Megatron convince him and Elita to allow weekends. Or at least every other weekend.

Also hc that bee is just as much of a geek for the high guard as d-16 was or megatronus prime. Stuck in a place where he can't see the sky, then some old files fall down the garbage chute telling of the tales of an army of jets who ruled the skies during the quintesson war, flying free and fighting the good fight? Yeah, Bee was absolutely a fan.

The only way to get him to shut up? War stories. Literally he is so fascinated by everyone there. He can't talk if he wants to hear all the juicy details!

[wcbblife]

Paige as a mom HCs

a/n: so, I'm just going to drop this here and act like I didn't just stop writing for like months. Sorry people... I'll try and get some stuff out but it's so hard to write these days. Excuse any errors!

Beach days are a must for her. She loves to collect seashells with her kid so that they can make necklaces or even decorate their fishtank back at home.

“Mamma check this one out!” Paige cranes her neck back to see the huge seashell held way too close to her face. “Woah baby. I think that one’s way too big to take home.” She watches as Mia pouts, head dropping low together with her shoulders. “But... I guess we could make an exception.” Paige opens the small bag in her hands, smiling as she watches Mia waddle over to her and drop it in with the rest of them.

Unprompted 12 am trips to buy snacks with her kid.

“Mamma we’re out of string cheese.” Mia pouts, pressing on the dispenser at the top of the can, hearing nothing more than the air inside the tin. “Awe dang it.” She matches the pout on her lips, halting her hand currently opening the packet of salted crackers. They stay in silence and a smile settles on her face. “You wanna go with me to buy some? "Can we do that?” She leans in, whispering, as if she were afraid to get caught. “Sure we can,” Paige shrugs, “But you have to be quiet. Mommy is sleeping.”

Videogame house tournaments that always end up with you eliminated first.

“Mamma, I’m gonna beat you this time.” She squeezes her controller, little face twisted in concentration. “In your dreams, princess.” Paige chuckles, choosing her character on smash. “My money’s on Mia.” You mumble from the floor, currently situated between Paige’s legs. “Hey.” She hisses, squeezing your sides softly with her legs as Mia lets out a string of giggles.

She actually gets sad whenever she thinks about her kid moving out for college even if she's still a baby.

"Paige?" You call out from your room. You swear you've searched the whole house for her and no matter how much you call out you're met with silence. "I'm in here." She mumbles into the hallway from the nursery. You're quick to walk over, creaking the door open slowly. Paige is sitting on the rocking chair, baby in her arms. Even with your presence in the room, she can't seem to tear her eyes away from her daughter. "You ok baby? I've been calling you." Careful not to wake your daughter, you shuffle over to her, leaning down to whisper. Paige turns to look at you and that's when you see it. Her eyes are red, dried-up tears reaching all the way down to her chin. "You've been crying?" Instinctively, you reach over to cup her chin. "What's wrong?" A few seconds pass and Paige looks back down to her babygirl. "She's going to leave us." Confused, you freeze next to her. "What?" "Mia. She's going to grow up and leave one day" You chuckle, suddenly feeling a bit more relieved. "Baby, Mia's only a year old. You'll have some time between now and then." Paige's lips quiver again as the tears start to come back. You smile, bending over to plant a kiss to the crown of her head. "I'll make you some coffee sweetheart."

Her whole team is obsessed with Mia.

"Mia, come here." Paige calls for her, almost exasperated. No matter what she did Mia just didn't seem to listen. "You want to do press with me?" "Brink!" Mia shrieks, running over to the center with her arms extended upward. The blond smiles, bending over to scoop Mia up into her arms. "I can take her, Paige." Before Paige can get another word out, Cameron cuts in. "Seriously dude. I got her." Paige sighs, "Thanks, Cam." Cameron walks away into the other room and Paige sees the team huddle around the center to coo at her girl.

Paige's favorite thing is picking up her kid from school.

Paige watches as the teacher walks over to Mia, tapping on her shoulder softly and pointing where the guard was standing. Immediately, Mia drops the crayon on her hand, rushing over to Paige and hugging her knees. Paige picks her up, covering her face with kisses, enjoying the way that Mia giggles. "I got you something." Mia stops laughing, cheeks red from laughter. Paige shows her a bad, filled with cookies from her favorite shop. Mia hugs Paige's face, tiny hands barely circling around Paige head. "Thank you, mamma."

[world0fmadness]

HONEY AND ROSCOE

lewis hamilton x wife! reader x ( platonic! ) oc daughter

♡ a look into the relationship between winnie and roscoe!

୨୧ just a little expansion adding onto the relationship between winnie and roscoe in honey hamilton! some of this is based on stories my mother told me about me and my childhood dog! you guys deserve this fluff after that filth i posted last night lolol <3

♡ related smau available here, related hc available here and here | view my formula 1 masterlist here

reading music recommendations: hope by daughter - my light heaven by ben babbit

♡ when you were pregnant with winnie, roscoe was so protective of you…

୨୧ whenever someone other than lewis came near you, he’d let out a gruff bark as if he was telling them “ keep your distance ”

♡ you and lewis thought it was SO sweet <3

୨୧ whenever you were sitting down in bed or on the couch, roscoe was right next to you, resting his head on your bump, raising his head everytime winnie would kick as lewis would talk them both

“ feel that roscoe? that’s your baby sister in there! you’re gonna look after her when she comes, aren’t you? ” ( roscoe let out a huff, as if agreeing )

♡ when you guys first brought winnie home from the hospital, roscoe was all over her, sniffing her as you held her down to him whilst lewis held him by the collar, making sure he didn’t hurt her

୨୧ they were inseparable since day one, roscoe would sleep at the foot of her crib like a guard dog, making sure she was safe

♡ there was a short period when winnie was a baby where she just could not stop crying…

୨୧ you and lewis were obviously freaking out, wondering if she was sick or something was seriously wrong

♡ as you’re sitting on the couch, lewis moving to another room to call a doctor and ask what you should do, roscoe approaches winnie as she’s held on your lap

୨୧ as soon as roscoe is in her field of view, the crying stops, as if a flip had been switched!

♡ she starts giggling so loud as he sniffs her slipper covered feet, chubby little hands reaching out to pet his face

୨୧ you immediately call out for lewis, telling him not to call the doctor for now…

♡ he’s confused but as soon as he walks into the living room and sees what’s happening, a huge smile breaks out across his face

“ oh… were you just wanting to see roscoe, honey? ” ( he comes over and sits next to you on the couch, calling roscoe up so he’d be closer to winnie )

୨୧ she doesn’t cry for the rest of the day, always having her eyes on roscoe who stays by her side, nuzzling her every once and a while

♡ when she’s a toddler, she definitely lays on his back, juice cup in hand, watching cartoons, roscoe not minding one bit, sleeping peacefully as she idly pets his head

୨୧ whenever roscoe does something deserving of a treat, lewis always calls winnie over to be the one to give to to him just because he knows how much she loves giving roscoe treats

♡ when winnie is old enough to have her own bed instead of a crib, she refuses to sleep in it without roscoe up there with her <3

୨୧ he sleeps at the bottom stretched out by her feet, head hanging off the edge and snoring the loudest you think is possible for a dog

♡ roscoe ONLY plays fetch with winnie now, he treats you and lewis like chopped liver…

୨୧ if you try to throw him a ball, he’ll watch it fly through the sky and hit the ground but won’t even think about going to fetch it

♡ but when winnie has the ball? he’s running for it before she’s even had the chance to throw it!

୨୧ you guys let her hold roscoe’s leash on walks when she’s old enough, you and lewis on either side of her just in case you need to step in for whatever reason

♡ but it’s like roscoe knows he has to be soft with her, he walks even slower than usual and occasionally stops to look back at her as if checking she’s still okay…

[gay-dorito-dust]

Domestic fluffy things you say? I’m here to hopefully help with that!

Can we get some cuddling hcs with the Lin Kuei trio? For example are they big on cuddling, favorite cuddle position, how is it like cuddling with them, ext. Just a lil idea I had and thought was cute and simple and classic also I hope you have a better day :)

Tomas Vrbada

Is MASSIVE on cuddling.

He loves it, lives for it, craves it. Cuddling to Tomas is therapeutic and gets his mind off of things that would normally disrupt his ability to get proper sleep.

It helps ground him and redirects his mind to focus on you and how your presence gives him comfort, reassured him of his insecurities and daily stresses, bringing him into a more relaxed state.

His top 3 would have to be;

Honeymoon cuddle

Sweetheart cradle

Good old fashion spooning

They’re all very self explanatory so I ain’t going to go into details. The man just likes holding you okay?

Cuddling either Tomas is bliss. Utter bliss.

He made you forget about everything that had ever concerned you, everything that had caused you pain, fear, anger, despair. He made you believe that everything was alright because you were within his loving embrace and that nothing else should matter.

Even his evened out breathing made you feel calm as it focused your mind onto his breaths, reminding you that lying beneath you was a living, breathing man who’d do anything you could ever possibly ask for and request for nothing in return. Tomas heart was too kind for most people, even you didn’t feel deserving of something so pure and beautiful despite everything he’s seen and done in the past, you were surprised that such a man still exists in this day and age.

So as a solemn vow, you swore to have this every night, not just for you but for Tomas too, where the both of you would be able to shed the worries and daily stresses. Only to eventually forget all about them as you fortified yourselves within the comforting arms of the other; Sleeping more peacefully than either of you had in ages.

Bi-Han

Isn’t massive on cuddling, he doesn’t like anything that might portray him as weak or soft in the slightest.

A mindset he’s developed overtime, repressing any and all childish wants and desires he might’ve had at the earliest convenience. Not wanting any distractions on his road to power. Plus he’s cold in more ways than one because like Kuai Liang, due to his body temperature, it makes something seemingly easy as cuddling difficult all of a sudden.

Even if you did ask hypothetically what his favourite cuddling positions, Bi-Han would probably say ones that requires the least amount of contact on his end:

Back to back - so he can feel that you’re still there.

Back cuddles- you’re the one cuddling up against that broad back of his.

Shoulder to shoulder - same reason as back to back; knowing that you’re still with him.

Cuddling Bi-Han is…something and I don’t mean this negativity but it’s Bi-Han, what else can I say other than cold, rigid, and a little awkward? The man is on guard even in his sleep and cuddling him the way you do doesn’t necessarily help.

Besides that there’s some semblance of companionship when you press your back into his own. It felt as though you had each made a nonverbal pact to have each other’s back in your most vulnerable states; Something that naturally comes with a sense of trust being put in the other and Bi-Han isn’t one to trust blindly.

Cuddling Bi-Han maybe awkward and a little finicky due to the walls this man had put up in order to protect himself from everyone else, he oddly enough made you feel safe, he made you feel guarded and warm, which was weird considering how abnormally cold he was in every possible way. Yet you knew he held honour- or his version of it at least- highly, so you didn’t feel like you’d have to second guess his every actions because that wasn’t the type of man Bi-Han was…

Even though cuddling him was obviously something he wasn’t attuned to, he nonetheless made you feel regarded in his own special way.

Kuai Liang

Kuai Liang runs extremely warm, which could be considered overwhelming or perfect depending on the type of person you are, so whilst he likes contact; he likes to keep it minimal unless told otherwise.

He prioritises your comfortability over his own and understands that his abnormally body heat can be a bit too much at times. Outside of that he’s more than accepting of cuddling.

Kuai Liang’s top 3 favourite cuddling positions would have to be ones that were less on the physical context but unlike Bi-Han, it typically ends up with him cuddling you in some form of him protecting you:

Leg hug- incase you get overwhelmed by his body heat and need space but also wanting to keep touching some part him.

Face to face - this one’s a personal favourite of his because he loves waking up and falling asleep to your face.

Chest rest -the one where your heads on his chest and he’s keeping you in place with his arms.

Cuddling Kuai Liang is warm and secure because when you’re in his arms, feeling his warmth deep into you just as his arms tightened their grip, you’ve never felt more protected in your life then you did in Kuai Liang’s hold.

You never had to worry about being hurt, especially when Kuai Liang was there to shield you from all possible forms of harm; nor the way he always had his back facing towards the door so that if something were to happen then he was able to keep you safe with his body.

It was his duty to protect you, as he would often say whenever you asked him why this was.

You couldn’t act as though his declaration didn’t have your heart melting into a puddle.

So now you just allow his warmth to consume you like a thick, warm, weighted blanket that blocked out any and all cold that threatened to try and get to you; all the while you snuggled closer into him because despite every last part of you touching every last part of him wasn’t enough, you needed to be even closer to him. You wanted your souls to touch and feel the presence of the other but since you physically couldn’t do that, you settled for forehead touches instead. It was just as intimate after all.