#the ol' bait and switch

[vicshush]

Someone may have already posited this, but I think it would be very funny if one of the guests suddenly got up and left the table, right as their character is about to do something, and Erika Ishii takes their chair, and the character is revealed to be Yu, the unseelie changeling.

I don't think it necessarily makes sense with the current batch of guest players' characters, but it would be a neat "Did you forget about me? Did you think we'd forget about you, and what you did to our malleus key?" dramatic curveball.

[ask-ranma-and-ryoga]

Ha duck you *crappy edits that pic of them almost kissing to make them actually kiss* /j

Duck you, too!

[snackugaki-jestsjapesjokes]

In commemoration of this

Let us remember what Frida can do canonically

gave her the ol' Shikamaru's Kagemane no Jutsu treatment for ninpo which is fitting really since

And what's more ninja than shadow manipulation?

Just y'know, from a 90s weeb standpoint who saw how fucking obsessed U.S media was with ninja in the 80s and 90s, the earlier TMNT could have stood to be MORE ninja. The newer iterations kinda sorta have gotten "more ninja" instead of generic milk chocolate martial arts with a shiny ninja candy coating

[aikoiya]

Plot-twist: He actually didn't eff with the boy's food & it turns out to be absolutely delicious.

Further plot-twist: He knew behaving the way he is now would get the kid paranoid & upon discovering that the food ain't toxic & it's amazing, he'll feel embarrassed over it.

Which is exactly what Vlad intended from the beginning. To mess with him & embarrass him.

Ti's a devious plot, but one he can absolutely get away with. Because, what's the kid gonna do? Beat him up over making a very yummy & nutritious lunch? Behaving in a suspicious manner that ultimately resulted in nothing bad happening to him or anyone else?

No, that'd be stupid & he'd feel stupid trying to as a result.

It'd actually be the perfect, victimless power play.

they are SO mature

x

[bittsandpieces]

We lucky enough to see pics without the bush!??!

Is my one full bare pussy nude not enough for you????

[in-case-of-rain]

i love his stubby little arms 

[stars-fall]

Idea: The queer bait (and switch)

Have 3 leads, two white pretty boys with a classic ship dynamic between them (but no romance) and the third is a girl. Later on in the cannon, once the fandom eventually begins shipping the pretty boys introduce a new character, another girl. She and the lead girl fall deeply in love (of course they can't run away together, they stay on the show)

The pretty boys on the other hand, both end up having girlfriends and because fundamentally incompatible, maybe even have one leave the show to raise kids with his gf. Two of the straightest straight men to ever exist

The fandom can't even call out the show for queer baiting because well, there is actual real queer relationship explored in the show- just not the one the fandom wanted.

[visage-of-hell]

[ shoulder ] a tender kiss on the partner's shoulder

It's a cozy night at the hotel, with Visage and Alastor seemingly having the main parlor entirely to themselves. As the Radio Demon lays sprawled out comfortably upon the lounge couch, she rests atop him, her limbs entangled with his as she nuzzles her snout against his neck. His scent fills her nostrils, making her feel safe. She feels his claw tips trailing lightly up her back, the heat of his breath against her fur as he leans in to press a long slow kiss against the curve of her neck and shoulder... ...And then in an instant, she jolted wide awake, lurching upright in her bed as she clutched her sweat-damp brow with heavy breaths. "What the actual fuck was that...?!" It wasn't often Visage had strange dreams, but this...? This was something entirely new. Granted, she'd been working in close proximity with Alastor for nearly a month by that point, but it was strictly a working relationship. Did she enjoy his company? In a strange sort of way, yes. But did she see him ... that way...? Until a moment ago, she would have vehemently denied it. And yet... With a tired sigh, she grabbed her phone to check the time--about an hour until the club opened ... which meant just about as much time until she was due to meet with her aforementioned 'business partner'. Not the wake-up call she would have liked, but it would do. Groaning, she rolled out of bed and went to start her coffee machine before making her way into the bathroom to shower and get ready for another busy night. -- Straightening her tie with a cocksure smile, the lupine Overlord made her way out onto the main floor of the club, watching as patrons were already arriving and ordering drinks. Silver eyes scanned every face, checking to see if the Radio Demon was among them yet.

[doomednarrative]

PARAD TIME

[amphibifish]

christine cqnigula is so mecore

[bumblyburg]

No offense to tedbecca truthers but this makes me laugh because how are you using parallels to the comically toxic relationship as evidence that ted x rebecca is happening

[the-magic-school-bus]

i just realized my cat litters actually did follow the pattern of every other littler one kittens dies, it just took almost five months for the kitten to die this time

[mascothorrorhellhole]

I can see this vision

my evil plan is to become a content farm for media that does not exist whatsoever i mean id still put effort into those animations, so it wouldn't even be a content farm .. but the intention is still there!!! it counts!! Shmeepy Deeby's Playtime Land sad backstory part 39 Do you understand me

[thepup-maximus]

Vent post incoming, disregard...

My partner and I have been together 4 years almost. They're going thru some things rn that makes sexy stuff difficult and unappealing atm and I've been experiencing intense cock lust for ages (which my partner doesn't have one anyway) and since we're polyam I decided I'd hop onto the ol' grindr app for the first time in years and see if I can't find a D to S for shits n gigs.

I'm already p nervous cuz it's been a long time and we all know how cis dudes can be sometimes (too often), so I was up front w the couple people I chatted w like "it's been a long time for me, I only wanna give blowies, condoms are a must" and the one guy was like yeah sure of course, love that, no problem.

Asked if he had condoms and he said no so I agreed to pick some up before I went over (an hour's walk btw, in one direction) the next morning. Next morning rolls around and he wants me to come over early says we don't need a condom "if your just sucking me" and how he'll probably wanna fuck and have I done poppers cuz they make u rly horny.

At this point I'm already on the fence cuz my partner took the news of my D appt harder than either of us had anticipated but insisted I go anyway, but as soon as buddy started tryna change what all was gunna happen I basically pulled the "Im scared I want my mommy" card saying that it was all too much and I wanted to talk to my partner some more but I was open to rescheduling at a later date. After he realized I wasnt joking (not a very funny joke imo) he got pissed saying I wasted his time...

Like idk ig, but he tried to change the rules of the engagement and I wasn't confident I wouldn't be pressured into something or straight up attacked. Also when I said we'd need condoms anyway if he wanted to fuck he suddenly magically found one that previously he didn't have like BRO where did you even find all these red flags 🚩🚩🚩

Anyway I just wanna suck dick so bad and I'd prefer the dick be attached to someone I already know and trust but I know and trust exactly 2 people w bio cocks, neither of whom are viable options for various reasons...and sucking strap is hot but it's not the same :/ 🤷🏻‍♂️ idk why it has to be so difficult to give free head like damn I'm not asking for money or a reciprocal act just let me put ur cock in my mouth and don't make it weird ffs

/end rant

[scolek]

grandpa asks grandma if somebody on tv looks like she has "any chinese blood" and grandma is like yeah she looks asian why. and i was so scared. about what he was about to say.

but he was like yeah thats what this country is. all kinds of people. and then he starts reciting the statue of liberty poem.

[incoherentpanickedscreaming]

the funny thing about mainly dressing masc id that i just bought a new phone case that is super sparkly and pink so im walking around wearing mens 501s, a school sweatshirt, and slip on vans- and i pull put my phone and BOOM pink sparkles!