#the number of people who willingly give wade their phone number is surprisingly small

[hemlock-dreams]

Deadpool doesn’t know Peter’s identity right? How differently does he act with Spider-man? And how does he find out? And how does he react to it?

Deadpool has no idea Spiderman and his favorite bartender of all time are the same person. In fact, it doesn't even cross his mind- because there's something else that's bothering him.

Like the fact that Peter's story just doesn't make sense. For one, there's literally no trace of him. There isn't a single iota of proof backing any of his backstory- not a single prison in the greater New York area that has records of him, no family, no acquaintances...it's like he just didn't exist before he started working at St. Margaret's.

Of course's there's other things that tickle Wade's senses.

There's that time Wade followed him into a dead-end alleyway, only to find it empty. There's also that time Peter was able to dodge a piece of thrown glass faster than Wade could see it.

Then that other time(s) he was spying checking in Peter's apartment only to feel like he just narrowly avoided getting killed. Do normal people have eye-shine like that, or was it just the trick of the light?

He's just a mystery. And Wade's fucking obsessed with mysteries. Especially when they come in a package that looks and sounds and tastes (god willing) as good as Peter Parker.

Which means he does his absolute best to worm into Parker's personal space. He just wasn't expecting Parker to let him in. And he's so nice and funny. The simmering undertone of repressed violence is fucking hot too. It's not long before he's fucking smitten.

As for Spiderman, it starts off as a hit meet-cute! The issue is that Spiderman wasn't supposed to survive him. Spiderman was also not supposed to be so violent and fun and competent.

Peter Parker and Spiderman are just ticking all his boxes left and right...Wade's never had someone who just matches him, let alone two people.

So if he's gotta kill a few assassins to keep Spiderman's contract to himself...that's what he calls a bonus. And if he's also spending way more time taking jobs in the city just to be near Peter Parker, that's just a neat coincidence :)))