#the noob

[rin-henricov]

[captain-price-unofficially]

“Tell the people im good at Diablo or you never see your kids again”

[sketchywasteland]

regretevator chars in my style :]

[rin-henricov]

Don't know in what way my headcanons can be considered strange, but...

1. I'll ship Finn and Dove a little. In my headcanon, Dove has only platonic feelings for the shooter, while Finn has repeatedly tried to ask her out, but failed each time. Moreover, at the beginning of their relationship, Finn might have sent her a million photos of his naked torso without any proper context.

2. If a Noob wanted to capture the adventures of his idols on paper, he would do it in the style of Sonichu comics.

3. The empire is home to as many native Cyclonians as native Moscow residents. For context, here is an old russian anecdote: "From the new genealogy of the domestic car industry: the native Moscow resident turned out to be a hereditary Chinese"

4. On Terra Bogaton, there is no tradition of celebrating birthdays, because their culture is dominated by the mantra that the passage of time does not matter much. In addition, due to the busy pace of life, raptors do not have permanent resources that could allow for such celebrations. However, they can determine the age of a raptor not only by his life experience, but also by the size of his body and tail. The larger the body and longer the tail, the older the raptor is considered.

5. Merbs react very badly to alcohol. Yes, it's very strange, considering that in my headcanons they are Russian. But opposites are known to attract the most, aren't they? Just one shot of champagne can cause them to spend the whole day in bed in a semi-comatose state, but some of them have a special immunity to liquors, beer. Guess which category my Hector falls into.

6. Stork has a basic understanding of the breeding process and knows how and why people get pregnant. But his books are so out of date that he's unaware of more advanced knowledge about this. He doesn't believe in the myths about storks bringing children, though. On the other hand, I imagine the Storm Hawks would be surprised when at some point Stork suddenly demonstrates his knowledge of how to properly deliver a baby, lol. It may seem that I'm attributing more unthinkable interests to him, but let's agree that the merbians have a very good memory :'D

7. Stork knows some type of surgical knowledge, but he'd need the proper equipment to do the surgery. I think it would be at least unpleasant for him to perform an autopsy on a human body (after all, this is an unfamiliar organism for him), but he could give basic medical advice and help with less invasive procedures. Although given Stork's squeamishness, it's logical to assume that he wouldn't want to touch someone else's body on his own initiative.

I'm bored; what is your most out of pocket headcanon for storm hawks? A.K.A. one that has no root in the show?

I'll go first because, well, info dumping is fun <3

-Both Dark Ace and Aerrow are ambidextrous

-Ravess can't cook whatsoever and has been banned from the kitchen both by Snipe and Dark Ace

-Cyclonis likes tragic musicals

-Snipe likes operas

-Dark Ace has a sweet tooth and has a high spice tolerance but can't handle bitter food

-Aerrow has a picture wall for loved ones (from his teammates to the talon academy kids he met with once) (just to remember them by)

-Piper also likes tragic musicals (also normal ones)

-Finn has the biggest clothes collection in the condor

-Junko has very weak taste receptors (even for wallops)

-Stork prefers sleeping in the infirmary

-Radarr gets more chicks than everyone in the world

[ramburger]

Phone doodles

[the-scrombler]

Origins

[ninten-draw]

Those who snow

[cannibalisticklown]

Just moved over here since tiktok got banned and someone suggested it! I'm still tryna figure out everything here.. i think i'm getting the hang of it

I plan on trying to make more fanart/videos for other fandoms, but I will mainly be doing Forsaken stuff :o]

[yeuc-c]

This is important foreshadowing

It's cool

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

real talk having the 2nd worst new years eve yet 🤢🤢🤢 (throat infection, twisted neck, banged-about-foot, ego AND the rest o' me all bruised like misjuggled peaches 🍑🍑🍑)

im bent outa shape and suspectin the universe owes me 8 buck if anyone wannsa chip in

[arinqiart]

Some other Sub Zero Bi Han pieces i made(ft Noob)

Posted them on twitter long ago (these are not new) but forgot to put it in tumblr too. Idk if i'll ever finish the last pic tho 😭 (IM STILL UPSET AT HIS WRITING)

[opikiquu]

my unlikely trio Nobody will understand but me i think

[alphavivi26]

[chochotraaaiiinn]

Seconds before the disaster.

Boo >:B

[ilikerobotsandfish]

in-character “it will be okay” banners (∗ᵕ̴᷄◡ᵕ̴᷅∗)՞ part one

part two

[sp00kydeshie]

WAFFLES PANCAKE!!!