#the n.flying shananigans have begun

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Here we have The Nation’s Crackhead Sir Jaehyun yeeting his drumbstick off the rooftop uwu!

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WHY DID THEY PUT SEUNGHYUB IN SUCH TIGHT PANTS AND WHY DID MY EYEBALLS FIND HIS PEENER? Oh I know, cause I’m a slut uwu! No but damn that ass and his legs wowie. Also tho Seunghyub reminds me so much of Illhoon when he raps but also a little of Wei. Like he has Wei energy? Idk. Also the way he looked at Hwesung? It is Hwesung right? But the way he looked at him like he was so proud to see Hwesung perform so well for his first showcase as an N.Flying member uwu!!

OK TUMBLR THIS LITERALLY HAS NOTHING BAD IN IT IF A REAL PERSON WATCHED THIS VIDEO YOU WOULD SEE NO NAKED MEN FUCKING EACH OTHER OK TUMBLR? Now be good and let me post it. Thank you.

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Wait this mv is so hilarious I genuinely never laugh at mvs but this shit had me crying omggg the pure crackhead energy and FNC literally put “food is running low, the boys are acting strange�� and it’s just Chahun and Dingo having a pillow fight omgggg AND THEN THE LAST PARTS OF THE MV GOT WILD. They threw Hwesung in the water as bait oh my god. They sacrificed him to the fish jesus. And the mermaid IS FUCKING MOONBOK I COMPLETELY SCREAMED AT THAT OMGGG

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The crackhead energy N.Flying has is definitely on another level. Also I now officially dub Sir Jaehyun as The Nation’s Crackhead. Thank you for coming to my Jaehyeong Talk

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Ima fuckin say it. I’m FUCKIN SAYIN IT BRO. Getting into N.Flying after that shit with Dingo went down and IT FEELS SO FUCKING GOOD TO WATCH ROOFTOP AND SEE FOUR MEMBERS AND LISTEN TO THEM JUST BE FOUR. I’m sorry if that sounds harsh as Dingo was a member and sure he provided guitar things but they sound so fucking great without him. Like, the whole time I was yeeting shade towards him and I got excited to watch Rooftop and it’s just an odd feeling cause usually when a member leaves a group it’s sad but not with Dingo. Also I just find it funny how all the bands under FNC, not including AOA, I’m talking about CNBLUE, FTISLAND and N.Flying all had a member do shit. I find it strange that it was one member from 3 different bands that happened to be under the same company. Anyway, I know probably no one wants to hear this again but N.Flying just sounds so much better without Dingo and I just wanted to say that I’m glad FNC finally took their trash out. And I’m so excited to hear new music from N.Flying as five with Baby. I hope this new N.Flying lineup can make great music together for a long time.

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I’m sorry to say this but Chahun is hot hot hot. Like, his hair like that is hot alone but the rose in his mouth, and his voice for this cover. I’m sorry I thot out to so many idols but they are just so hot and when they do sexy things with their voices I just *horny chef kisses*

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Why am I just seeing this now? (Not at the fact that I’m just now watching N.Flying things) but I thought Jaehyun was a little sunshine WHY IS HE ACTING LIKE A FUCKBOY? Put that tongue back in your mouth. Idk how to respond to that bro. Also also, since I do everything on vlive I’m questioning why their debut mv is not up on vlive? Like, the teasers came out in May of 2015, first of all how crazy that they’ve almost been around for 6 years and I’m now getting into them, but the first mv that was put up on vlive was Lonely? and that came out in October?

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Ok I now know why I didn’t like N.Flying’s debut mv. I don’t think it was so much that Seolhyun was sexualized it was more of the fact that her fucking shorts were too damn short. Like, I’ve seen idols with short shorts but they always cover their asses, or they get safety shorts. The shorts they gave Seolhyun did not cover her ass. She had her butt fangs hanging out and no safety shorts. And maybe it’s not even that, maybe it’s because out of all the AOA members Seolhyun seems to be sexualized the most. And I know female idols get sexualized a lot and I definitely know that on my blog literally all I talk about is wanting to plow all these idols but this stuff actually gets to me and I always feel so bad for female idols. They need to be protected, especially the younger female idols. Like, as an example, and this can go the same for that cameraman rant I had, but like I said one one that I could see Lou’s bulge on idol radio. But there’s a clear difference between seeing Lou’s dick through his pants from far away and a cameraman literally placing to view of the camera on his dick. There’s a difference between me looking for the bulge vs having the bulge shoved in my face because the cameraman is a disgusting and disrespectful cunt. There’s a difference between a girl group having a sexy choreo and the cameraman zooming in on the female groups asses despite that stage not being part of the sexy concept. Does that make sense? I just feel bad that Seolhyun is sexualized so often. I get that some idols do enjoy the sexy concepts and some female idols feel really good about the sexy concepts and are comfortable with it but I always worry about the ladies and them having to wear tight clothes and shorts with no safety shorts underneath or low cut tops. Like, any idol, female idols especially can be sexy without showing skin or without wearing tight clothes. Anyway, getting back on topic I think the reason why I didn’t follow N.Flying was probably because I assumed that’s the concept they would keep. And that’s not fair to not give a group a chance just from one mv but I’m checking out more of their music now. And Awesome is catchy but also kinda cringey with the English words and some of the repetitiveness. But it is a debut mv and debut mvs have to be a little cringey right? Also wtf was that thing at the end where Seolhyun takes out the trash and she looks to her left and acts surprised yet there’s nothing there and then the mv ends? Like ok.

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FUCK YOU TUMBLR THIS IS CUTE. Look at them doing a lil intro to themselves and a lil dance and yelling at each other uwu!

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Yeah the fucking pole is in there for a reason but that doesn’t mean you need to pop that cake out Seunghyub. Rude ass bitch. Also love that Chahun just stood by the pole for extra effect

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I always thought it was just Day6 that didn’t know how to dance but I understand now why bands are bands and groups are groups and they don’t mix unless you’re AOA and Gun. Members in bands can’t dance, with the exception of Jaehyun’s interpretive dance. I mean, they have moves but not necessarily good ones

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This is hot and I don’t know how to respond to this. Also their vlive channel only has three member teasers out

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That poor woman was being swung around like a rag doll by the dude behind her. Like yes you’re excited for N.Flying and the song is a bop so you wanna vibe to it but his hands were gripping her shoulders and arms and shaking her around like a dog with a chew toy. Be gentle dude, the poor woman could’ve threw up. Also what even is this set up? The audience is 6 people because N.Flying was practicing social distancing a long time ago. They are staying safe during the predebut pandemic uwu