#the much easier explanation is that he fell out the window. doesnt discard murder as a possibility but like | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

milfbro · 10 months ago

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gonna do my upper body workout listening to P.I.M.P. so that I can get the strength to push my garbage failhusband over the ledge while holding a very large piece of wood and htting him over the head with it to his death

#my mom watched anatomy of a fall and we were talking about it #she doesn't know pimp by 50 cent but I recognized it right away and I was laughing my ass off quietly in the theatre #he's playing loud music so she can't do her interview with the sexy student your honor execute him #that blood splatter expert was so funny btw he was so confident in his really stupid thesis #the much easier explanation is that he fell out the window. doesnt discard murder as a possibility but like #lifting him up over the high ledge while holding a heavy piece of wood and hitting him on the head #that's absurd thank you

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