#the most basic guy from my mind.helllo
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here's another guy from my head
his name is Ida. he works in marketing, has only 9 fingers and thinks he's the shit (he's not). his biggest enemy is GG because she said that "we make robots" is a terrible slogan once. he threatens quitting every week but never follows through with it because his daughter is way too enamoured with walter workers and he wouldn't be able to take her to work anymore. he adresses everyone by surname but whenever the topic of his name comes up he makes up a lie on the spot. nobody knows why he was hired in the first place but everyone feels too bad to fire him now. he likes root beer 👍
happy pride month
#divorced dad man in my head#the inspirations were walter robotics rap and a promotional song for antifreeze i've written once#i'd like to think that the whole 'buy 20 roomba hats get a free root beer' promotion was his idea#also it's unbelievably funny to try to create this guy in picrew. yassified old bald man. let's go#ida spg#<- that name is typically female but yk what who cares. he certainly doesn't. king of not giving a shittt#oc#the most basic guy from my mind.helllo
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