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s1ithers · 2 years ago

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i always start missing da2 when the sun starts coming out again. not sure why. smth about that sunbaked dusty light in that game i think

#can't be like pavlovian nostalgia it was octoberish the first time i played it i think #couple more games i want to finish before i boot it back up tho #started pentiment despite being a known pointnclick adventure game disliker for the allure of sick typography thrills #& the same thing that always happens to me in pointnclick adventure games has happened (got stuck 😓)#not for the usual reasons tho #i'm POSITIVE it's none of these dudes #i'm going to have to get up in front of the archdeacon & ruin some guy's life and for what #i can't bear it #the mortification...#i do want to fire da back up & get the character voices back tho #i miss writing for it #still got those ask game asks brewing #thank u for those!! it's been a weird week

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krysmcscience · 6 months ago

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Call this the Whoopsie AU (it's barely an AU)

I mean. Narinder never explicitly SAID the Lamb would stay dead... :3c He probably should have been more specific. >:3c

Part Two:

Well. The Lamb tried, but...sorry, Nari, the crown hates you now. Shouldn't have been so quick to lend it out, I guess. :D

Aaaand Part Three:

'Isn't he just adorable?' -The Lamb, probably, while their followers smile and nod and internally scream at the brand new hellcat they now have to share living space with...

Anyway, nothing says 'Dead To Me' like following a person around to loudly remind them of how dead they are to you. Right? Right. Narinder's got this all figured out. <:]

#fanart #comics #cult of the lamb #cotl #narilamb #cotl lamb #cotl narinder #cotl yellow cat #this is my headcanon and i'm sticking to it #the lamb is a goofy stabby-babby goober and narinder is just a grumpy asshole who constantly velcroes onto them for hella snuggles #look - if you've been trapped in the afterlife void for over a thousand years - you are GONNA want a fuckton of snuggles #that's just science #the scribble comic i did with narinder and the yellow cat can technically work as part four i guess #only instead of the lamb Going Gremlin at the attempt to steal their other followers' devotion #they just comin' at him for Rad Cuddles OuO #someday i will draw these two with the proper height difference i imagine them having #today is not that day #today is also not the day i pin down exactly how long i want narinder's tail to be #(but i want it to be Very Long - just because)#there are inconsistencies here and there and probably some mistakes but i have been working on these for a week and i am So Tired guys #EDIT: haha yeah i forgot to color in narinder's fukken ears again #fuk :)#EDIT 2: i fixed it but it's probably too late at this point lmao #EDIT 3: THE LAMB'S FUKKEN HORNS JFC #i am not editing this thing anymore cuz i need sleep and the mistakes are already out there *dies of artist mortification*

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paging-possum · 19 days ago

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Darryl Wilson in attempt to be supportive surprises grant by bringing him to San dimas pride without telling him where they’re going beforehand it backfires spectacularly because grant then has to see twinks about to pounce on his presumed heterosexual father who keeps asking what flags mean for 3 hours when he was planning on playing Fortnite

#I think it’s beautiful how much Darryl supports grant and doesn’t care about him being gay #I think it’s even more beautiful how embarrassing he is about it. unparalleled levels of mortification #impressive stuff really #dndads

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sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog · 11 months ago

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I love a sandwich.

#my mortifications #are legion #and each night they must be enumerated #explored #and rehashed

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isbergillustration · 2 months ago

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Too Late

#artists on tumblr #illustration #drawing #sketchbook #acrylic painting #colour pencil #my art #poscas #various other species of paint marker #another one of those where i am desperate for people to see what it's about but would die of mortification if anyone ever did

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cranity · 9 months ago

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met neil this weekend and he pointed out my “i have a small penis” sticker on my phone

#he said ‘i have a small penis?! that’s not mine darling’#mi cara #not art #posting on here too bcs it’s funny now after i got over the mortification

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parisoonic · 1 year ago

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#a doctor once said the opening line to me once and i replied without thinking 'oh i'd be so lucky'...i almost died of mortification #im still stuck on pre watershed double entendre jokes im sorry everyone #team fortress 2 #tf2 heavy #tf2 medic #heavymedic #red oktoberfest #tf2 fanart #heavy is the dick in the relationship. he's a quiet guy so you know he's working on some sick burns #still getting over my art block! im...getting there slowly #tf2

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archerdepartures116 · 21 days ago

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LQG probably braids his hair into twin braids sometimes. Either for his sister or because it's good hair care. Bonus if really pretty ribbons are used lol

It’s bonding time for them

#archerdoodles #myart #liu siblings always make my heart swell with fondness #they will distract me from the mortification of today #liu minyan being the best sister ofc by making sure her brothers hair remains in tiptop condition

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chinelacanta · 7 months ago

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i was not immune to fem law after all

#messing around w poses a bit :333 #i still suck!! but i had fun #save me fem law #she’s so handsome it was such a tragedy it was short lived #thankfully it happened away from nami like. imagine her going ‘HAYAAA WOMAN’ at law only for him to turn back and the mortification set in #male law is girlfailure. but girl law is maleboss. is this anything #trafalgar law #fem law #one piece #my art!!

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flowertab · 9 months ago

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Congratulations to the professor and to all Layton fans—we have much to celebrate! 🎉

#This is late by the way because I FORGOT #*lowers imaginary hat in mortification*#professor layton #hershel layton #luke triton #fan art #PL 17th anniversary #flowertab

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carnivalcarriondiscarded · 1 year ago

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people practice w Them <3

#posting this and then shoving my head into a hole Bye #i am! Not Confident!!! in my people scribbling abilities!!#but im trying!!! im fucking trying!!!#i already see improvement #not enough to make me go 'wee the masses are gonna love this'#but enough that i can fathom posting. i can handle it. i can do this #if i dont do it now then i never will!!!!#im still gonna scream into a pillow rip it apart and then eat the stuffing!!!!#ah... the mortification of Existing... of Being Perceived...#it is ever present and inescapable! youd thing id be used to it by now!!!#ill be on my death bed asking people to leave the room so that i can die w/o feeling horribly self conscious and Seen #no seriously every time i think about my potential death and or coma should that happen #i prematurely cringe at the Attention. people potentially crying at my bedside Eugh No Thank You Please Do That Elsewhere #either call me a loser and drop off a single flower or leave me be <3 #THIS IS A WELCOME HOME SCRIBBLE POST. IM SORRY I FORGOT #scribble garnish #uh um uh so uh wally and barnaby am i rite fellas-#in my mind they're picking up takeout for dinner <3 #yeah no im not tagging it with a fandom tag. i dont want to be perceived As We've Established #im somewhat satisfied with that first wally.... swag <3 #& do i have major gender envy for barnaby? yeah #im not used to drawing people but i should be... i need to be...#THERE ARE GUYS I WANNA DRAW! mine and others!!! ngl mostly mine!!!

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krysmcscience · 7 months ago

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these were supposed to be quick scribbles and they spiraled vastly out of control, THEY HAVE FUCKING BACKGROUNDS NOW??? THAT IS NOT SCRIBBLING???? OTL

Anyway, Narilamb compilation of relationship texts/posts I found suitably fitting and/or hilarious. :D I waffled on whether or not I should keep the 'human rights violation' bit or change it to 'animal rights violation', but then I decided I was overthinking it and stopped giving a shit. :D

Here's the texts/posts in question:

I couldn't resist picking out unique robes for each of them; Leshy gets the jester costume (obviously), Heket has the evening frock (I just think it's cute on her, okay???), Kallamar gets the fancy robe (because let's be honest, that boi has GOT to be fancy), and Shamura has the modest robe (since it looks nice and comfy but with a nice spicy hint of gothic). Narinder, meanwhile, obviously gets the night shirt, because its description is literally, 'A MOODY ENSEMBLE, PERFECT FOR LURKING', and if that ain't Bastard Cat material, I don't know what is.

Also have this bonus doodle with a quote from David Cronenberg's 'Consumed':

~So Romantic~

~It's TRUE DEVOTION~

with caveats

#fanart #cult of the lamb #cotl #narilamb #cotl narilamb #cotl narinder #cotl lamb #cotl bishops #cotl leshy #cotl heket #cotl kallamar #cotl shamura #cotl mystic seller #True Devotion #everyone just ignore the fact that i forgot to color in narinder's ear in the mystic seller one k thx bye gonna go die of mortification now

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canisalbus · 1 year ago

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Is that canon!?! Was Machete just really naive/didn't really understand the implications of his relationship to Vasco? Did his mentor ever find out about them or discuss such things with him? I assume bc he didn't have parents, he kinda didn't get educated on sex or anything. Was it a big shock to realize he was "sinning"?

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#eh I was just exaggerating it for comedy because the page was so unintentionally funny and fitting #he might've been a little bit naive but was painfully aware he was in a relationship with a man and that it was forbidden #his mentor was all about asceticism and mortification and extreme self-denial #and had drilled it into his head that practically all romantic feelings let alone sex were foolish and sinful and should be shunned #so his feelings about the whole thing were complicated but in the end Vasco was more important #not to sound corny #but there was a hole in his heart that he had desperately tried to fill with god that never seemed to care about him #and once he got some of that love he had been aching for #from another living person #he had to do what it takes to make room for that in his belief system #how could such a tender fulfilling and healing thing be wrong #answered #anonymous #his mentor did eventually find out about them and wasn't very happy about it #to put it mildly #but by that point Machete had managed to mostly inch his way out from under his heel #he was graduating and getting ordained and wouldn't be going back to Naples #if it were up to him he'd never want to see him again

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lemonsdaily-artdump · 11 months ago

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And it worked

#my art #curse of strahd #d&d art #kasia of st andral #strahd von zarovich #d&d oc #d&d oc art #she's blushing out of mortification of asking not because she actually likes him #not featured is the dead body being dragged away #or the fact she just got sick from watching him curb stomp her friend's skull in #he's just like “ah she's a freak i see”

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i3utterflyeffect · 3 months ago

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cursor selkie sc (due to some unlikely plot contrivance) in god with a bag of groceries au would be so funny...bystanders watching god pass by with a bag of groceries, followed by tiny god with a packet of cookies. adorable.

ANON... YOUR MIND..........

#tommy's foolery #selkie sticks au #tommy's stickmen tag #tommy's aus #pitch's art #i can only imagine what bystanders must be thinking. just. big scary cursor followed by the littlest of guys #i imagine that knowledge that humans aren't just cursors isn't too common #(or at least not something the average stick who hasn't looked into would know)#so it's confusing but weirdly cute?#any stick who knows that humans aren't just cursors though would be like '??????????????? THE FUCK?!?'#i think they'd only visit the outernet if they had the CG with them tho #it's really funny to imagine the CG sneaking onto a computer in hopes of getting to a safe place‚ making friends with SC #and then refusing to leave when alan tries to shoo them out #sorry sir. your child adopted these random kids as their siblings #god. that only makes it funnier because chosen wouldn't see him in the outernet until he's already adopted everyone #chosen follows him to the desktop and a bunch of kids pop out and hug him #as well as this tiny little cursor who is just. munching(?) on a cookie #just. What The Fuck #furthermore when you ask them if he's been mean to them at all they go '? no he's our dad'#and the cursor proceeds to squeak in mortification (they can do that?) and grab whoever said that and begin (gently) shaking them #because DON'T CALL HIM THAT HE'S NOT YOUR DAD........ STOP THAT #the cg all think alan reacting like this is very funny even though chosen is extremely concerned #anyway SORRY this is just so funny to me. thank you anon for blasting me with this image

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slipperyskell · 28 days ago

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MORTIFER RISUS

“Oh, don’t be such a party-pooper, my friend! That little songbird was just ITCHING to die!”

Edit: updated stats and character background now that I've actually started my first Dark Urge playthrough as this silly little fella.

#Mortifer #Mortifer Risus #Baldur’s gate #Baldur’s gate 3 #bg3 #the dark urge #dark urge #durge #bg3 dark urge #bg3 durge #bg3 the dark urge

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