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verdigrissoup · 2 years ago

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007 Fest Scavenger Hunt #12: Here's a little known thing about Bond: he loves writing reviews (on Goodreads, on Amazon products, restaurants, etc). Write his most scathing review of the worst book/product he's ever had the misfortune to lay his eyes on. This can be a real book/product/service, or completely made up.

If you haven't yet enjoyed what real life events this fake review is based on, let me point you to the reviews of the Haribo gummy bears-turned-laxatives on Amazon. It's a delight.

#007 fest 2022 #007 fest #teambondvillains #yall I had far too much fun with this I went all out #the minute they established that Q likes gummies he was a goner #and bond is a goner sleeping on the couch #it was nice of him to try tho #james bond #q #00q #thoughtsfromtheprimordialsoup #also love that my first fest post is about laxatives #very on brand for me

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