#the masks are dangerous weapons don't give them childish names

[wispforever]

one of my fav fandom headcanons for them is hidan naming the masks and treating them like big puppies

[turtletimewriting]

Very Late Tickletober Day 7: Flustered

Summary: Raph sees Leo acting funny around a certain scene of Space Heroes.

Note: Now don't tell anyone this........ but this is indeed a tickle fic. Lee Leo and Ler Raph.

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It came out of nowhere and that was the only reason why Raph even noticed it. If Leo knew how to chill out and not react even slightly then he wouldn't have looked over. But instead, Leo was happily slouched back and watching his dumb sci-fi show.

Until he suddenly shot up like someone had set fire to his shell, blushing bright red and slamming the pause button.

"Uhh, you okay there, Fearless?"

"What? Oh yeah! Totally fine. Yep! Go back to your reading," Leo practically sang as he... fiddled with the remote controller. Not actually pressing any of the buttons or even looking at the tv screen.

Raph of course then put down his comic. Looking at the screen revealed nothing. It was the usual Dorkface's team looking shocked at a bunch of aliens carrying these neon pink guns.

Leo kept awkwardly messing with the controller, not looking up.

"You can press play, y'know?"

"I know!" Leo whined as if they were ten years old again.

"Then why don't you?"

"This episode sucks anyway." Leo absolutely failed at keeping that lighthearted as he went to pop out the video.

And what kind of brother would he be if he didn't then immediately pounce on that.

"Woah, woah! Slow your horses there. An episode of this show you don't like?" Raph grabbed Leo's arm before he could eject anything.

"Yeah, so what?" Leo weakly said.

"Well then I have to see this. episode" Raph pulled them back into the sofa and snatched the controller from his unsuspecting grip.

The noise that erupted from Leo was something he would only expect from Mikey. A manic whinge as Leo cried out his name and instantly scrabbled for the controller again.

"Give it back! It's just a bad episode!"

"And I want to watch it!"

"No you don't! Raph stop being childish!"

"Childish! Me, being childish? Look in the mirror, babynardo!"

"Raph!"

"Leo!"

"Quit it!" Leo suddenly hardened and pulled out his ninja moves to start actually pinning him down. Luckily, Raph was also a trained ninja. He threw Leo's weight away from him and managed to stab at the right button on the controller.

The episode continued and Leo let out an inhuman screech. Leo thrashed around and tried to snatch back the controller but Raph kept a tight grasp.

Captain Ryan stood boldly before the aliens and ignored the other guy yelling about how dangerous the weapons the aliens were carrying were. The aliens didn't care about whatever the Captain was prattling on about- which Raph could relate to.

It was like every second that the episode played, Leo got more frantic in stopping Raph. He had long since given up on getting back the controller and was now grabbing at Raph's head to force him to look away.

But Raph battled back. His mask was getting in the way since Leo was twisting it but he still saw the scene clear as day.

The ray guns blasted a streak of pink lightning which engulfed the Captain. Only for him to fall to the floor giggling. The aliens had tickle guns. The silted awkward animation didn't really capture the act very well. The tickling only lasted a few seconds before the aliens then ran away. Not even a full ten seconds.

Raph was smirking wildly as he turned to look at Leo. He had withdrawn away from him and was hiding his bright red face in his hands.

Raph paused the tv to really hammer home how embarrassing this must be for Leo. "Really?"

"Shut up Raph!"

"Aww, is the baby too embarrassed about the tickling? Does the baby feel weird seeing his hero being tickled? The guy who kins being tickled!" Raph cooed obnoxiously.

"Raph!" Leo leapt up and slapped a hand over his mouth.

Raph laughed triumphantly and grabbed the controller again, quickly rewinding the tape. "Aww, do you wanna watch the scene in 4D An immersive viewing?" Raph would've delighted in watching his older brother squirm all over again at the scene but he had to watch and time it carefully.

The aliens came through the doors. They held up their guns. The characters reacted.

And the second the pink lightning hit Captain Ryan, Raph launched and started squeezing Leo's sides.

"RAHAHAHAHAPH!" Leo exploded.

"Oh no Captain Ryan!" Raph put on his stupidest voice yet to truly capture the spirit of the character, "The tickle rays! They're attacking you!"

Leo at this point was just trying to run away. But Raph pulled him into his lap by his shell and scribbed his fingers all across his stomach.

Despite the tickle scene itself only lasting a few seconds, Raph made sure to really capture what it must've felt like for the captain to be tickled like that.

[hyenapriest]

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credits for the pic @anxiouscervidae & @artsycervidae

Hyena belongs to many universes but the new main is Honkai Star Rail universe.

More specifically:

He is aligned with the masked fools, he thinks he is one, but as far as things go, he is actually just the favourite toy of an actual fool. Due to his family he is tied in with the IPC too.

also noteworthy which I mentioned but somehow forget to add:

he's only half human, the other half is Katican

he has lived a rather long time on Sigonia-IV, thanks to his mother

he has a rather trademark laugh

Ingame wise: Path of Destruction; Wind Element, don't ask me about the kit because I'm not settled on that yet.

Important visuals (besides the picture):

- Hyena comes with a mask that covers the lower half of his face. Styled like a snout with vicious looking sharp teeth stretching into a grin, the mask gives the blonde a set of hyena ears which even move according to emotions, they just don't align with his body language - or his expression. For as long as he wears the mask the ears can even be touched, and he feels that too. The mask also comes with a voice changer and wonky shield supposed to help with keeping him at a comfortable temperature. The thermolayer created by it gives him the illusion of patches of spotted fur.

As far as personality goes:

Hyena seems to have a very childish personality. He gets overly excited way too easily, speaks his mind - often without thinking twice – and switches his moods on a whim. Breaking into fits of laughter or even tears is not unusual for the priest. However when taunted or threatened too much his demeanor changes completely. Most of his usual personality disappears and he takes on a very cold, dark and cruel tone. Hyena himself isn't sure anymore where his true personality ends and the parts he made up start.

And in a fight? . Because he will try to fight you

Unless prepared for a fight Hyena's fighting style is close and personal, in almost complete disregard for any defense besides quick dodges. He giggles and laughs, taking obvious deranged fun out of the situation – may it be the suffering of his enemies or his own. He isn't afraid of guns – or any weapons – in the slightest. Some might say he fights like the devil, without any regard for his own safety, since he isn't afraid but eager to get hurt. If you hadn't believed him to be dangerous before, you might as well do after witnessing him in a brawl.

What was that about IPC?

Mr. Crishan is an alias Hyena uses to get up and personal with suits. The name is linked to a wealthy family who – ironically – trades in wine and other alcoholics. The persona is known to be calm and collected if somewhat eccentric and unapproachable. If you manage to get his attention he turns out to be quite witty and bright. Unsettle him enough and Hyena's personality will break through. His ID states that he runs a small security company ever since he dropped his profession as priest. Since he is – officially – on vacation most of the orders are redirected to his second in command, who goes by the name of Heath. Rumors say that Sasha Crishan is the heir of the family wealth, however - out of unknown reasons - this hasn't been confirmed yet.

Noteworthy important NPCs that will be mentioned (+including why):

Heath plucked Hyena from the wasteland which they visited with their group on a whim. Fascinated and entertained by the delusional beliefs of the kid, they decided to unleash the future priest unto the multiverse. Hyena thinks of Heath as his most important person. Heath however likely views Hyena as their own personal theatre show, a never ending joke. A wonderful entertainment for them - and the likes of theirs. In a twist on the story Heath somehow grew attached.

short version:

Heath

is the masked fool and Hyena their pet project. At least that was how it was supposed to be ingame: Heath specializes on debuffs and intrigue, so they best fit into the Path of Nihility (ice element)

Kitten

was taken on along the way. She never talks, she can't. She is the reason Hyena bothered to learn ASL (and Aslan) cursing his hands to always spell the truth. Because while he could spit lies he'd never lie to her, giving away the real story with his hands along - however vaguely it would be without the help of lip movement. She's the first person Hyena ever vowed to protect. Pulled in by her scheming, he became her loyal guard dog. Kitten is without a doubt using the priest as a guardian. Viciously lashing out at the first person who allows her to.

Hawkes

is an exception to the rule. Hailing from the same planet that Hyena was rescued from, he belongs to a tribe of people the blonde despises with an unreasonable unfettered passion. Any chance Hyena gets he'd use to utterly ruin those people. Hawkes however, accidentally, managed to circumvent the rules and not only gain the priests friendship but devotion. He most certainly isn't prepared for all that it entails.

my Aventurine:

short version; they can't stand each other, some people do not like looking into the mirror.

And last but somehow really important:

Hyena perceives pain as pleasure, he isn't a masochist in the traditional sense but he will do anything for his thrill. He is on a road to self destruction. (he does somewhat count as a masochist)

A very short breakdown on rules:

he won't know who you are unless you tell me that he knows you. For what's it worth he can't even ID the fools besides Heath.

I can decide what he does by myself, thank you

I'm not big on ships, mostly because I don't wanna hurt myself or others; and he's likely never gonna be what you want him to become. Really I mean it, you don't know what being with Hyena entails, the powers over him you'd get and how any offhand comment might destroy him.

In the same vein – please don't feed and befriend him unless you are prepared to talk him down from shredding anyone that upset you.

Anything romantic would also have to involve his other partners, so if you're not polyam you might be out already.

I'm terrified of people and therefore hate dms with a passion

no nsfw here, I might make an extra blog

if you have a problem with trans folks you can fucking leave and get hit by a car for all I care

I'm slow (work, gaming, real life), from europe and over 30+ years old

general tumblr rp lingo:

I am not mutuals exclusive

on here I also don't care if you are of age, there's not gonna be anything more than suggestive too but I count on you to wager if you wanna click on those readmores

I will have favourites, it's a human thing to do

I'm a fan of OCs, so come at me

I'm independent

in the spirit of favourites I might find mains, those will be the people meant if any muse is ever mentioned in a thread. That's not first come, first served. (-insert saltiness of 12years rping on here- as if that was even an option for OCs)

And last and least the Mun:

I'm not a good person even though people that know me will disagree

Boy am I ever salty about tumblr rps obsession with canon chars, especially when just having a canon name is enough.

I agonize over everything I say and then it still comes out wrong

for someone usually rping muses with people skills I am AWFUL at it

I'm overthinking everything, I get anxious about anything and I wish any of my muses would just share a tiny bit of their fucking ego bc I sure could use it

I'm 10k undead rats in a trench coat who somehow constitute a Lich named Skullbert, or Skully, for friends (that is actually a former self insert character who is now a very OC thing)

I'm also a guy and if you ever find me anywhere else and see a muse of mine pls never assume them to be straight.

Now I should have scared of any terrible people, right?

and verses!

The only important one for now, aka relating to star rail, is:

tumbling down the stars