#the mainewash vision

[karvviie]

i need more people to understand my vision [originally posted in 2020]

[rocketboots564]

Even MORE of my notes/reactions to the Red Versus Blue Seasons!

Season 8:

I took a while to type this… embarrassingly enough

Epsilon’s god complex era has me on my hands and knees! 🙏😫

worshipping him that is…. what were you thinking?

Man, can we have more sermons performed by Caboose? Shit was having me praise the lord! I WANT CAKE

Love Epsilon/Church’s mental break downs it terrifies me for what that means.

Anyways, Grif’s first girlfriend was either trans and/or intersex or a really convincing drag queen? Lucky….

Ooooh… so this is Mainewash? I see the vision…

DOC KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT GOOD GOD

“This metal rod isn’t exactly in a comfortable place” damn epsilon didn’t get his prostate update.

WHO WAS GONNA TELL ME SARGE HAD BBC SHERLOCK POWERS?

Mount Rainier is the biggest landmass in Washington? Huh… Sarge taught me something! I can tell this season’s gonna be good.

Epsilon… what are you up to?

Washington you are NOT that scary. Cool maybe… but not scary.

Why does half of their plans always have “accidentally make a bomb” as one of their setbacks?

GRIF I NEED YOU TO PAY ATTENTION TO THE SIGNAL. HONEY IT WAS “shot gun” THAT WAS AN EASY ONE

HOLY SHIT THE BUDGET IS BUDGETING✨😫

the animated cutscenes already EAAAT I am LOVING THIS

DOC THIS IS WHY YOU LISTEN TO THE PROFESSIONALS!

Simmons listen to me right now… RUUUN BITCH RUUUUUN

god the amount of stuff those warthogs have gone through so much it’s insane.

Epsilon is so fucking funny to me, especially when he’s teasing the Meta/Maine

What’s funny to me is that logistically… Grif has the body type I’m most attracted to

I guess me and Simmons have more than one thing in common–WHO SAID THAT?

WOAH WOAH! EPSILON REMEMBERS WASHINGTON?! We might be a little bit fucked…

Oh he remembers Tex doesn’t he.

THE DIRECTOR! Also Epsilon maybe it’s best to not gaslight your own fellow AI kind…

Also yaaay we get a fun little tour guide with F.I.L.S.S. who’s also maybe Sheila(?)

Is Sheila a copy/fragment of FILSS similar to Church and the other AI’s or is it like a weird sister situation?

I love the Doc in the wall saga it’s great.

NOBODY tell Caboose about Build-A-Bear Workshop he could barely handle the best friend store.

I take that back I want to take Caboose to Build-A-Bear so bad

TEX REALLY SAID “Is any body gonna run up?🤨💅”

TEX STOP YOUR BEEF WITH GRIF’S BALLS SIMMONS AND I NEED THOSE THINGS INTACT!!!

Washington… I feel like you should really know the full extent of what your armor can do…

“Why don’t I just make you a woman. It’s just a checkbox, and we could always use more diversity on our team. I know Tucker will be happy” Simmons, you sure we’re just talking about Tucker?

The FILSS and Tex beef is real…

“I really don’t like it when girls pay direct attention to me,” Simmons…. Is there something you wanna tell me? 🤨🏳️‍🌈?

Washington used to wet the bed? Pfft…

Ummm… what’s up with those dairy entries?

EVERYTHING HAS BEEN A SIMULATION? THE ALIEN PREGNANCY WAS SCENARIO 3?! 3??!!!

NO BECAUSE SIMMONS IS RIGHT!

IT SHOULD BE THE FACT THAT I KNOW THE INFORMATION NOT HOW FAST. BECAUSE THAT PROMOTES MEMORIZATION AND NOT ACTUAL LEARNING

awww… sad, existential crisis Sarge makes me want to give him a hug.

I LOVE Caboose’s blue base. I want blankets too!

TEX!!! THE BETRAYAL?! AGAIN?!!

WHOAH! “You can’t even help yourself! That’s why you made me Church. You made me to take on all the things you can’t handle.” That feels… a little too real.

That also feels like it was meant for the Director, and not just Epsilon and Church (alpha)

What did the real Leonard Church do?

No Washington… Doc was NOT overthinking it… you guys are screwed

HELL YEAH SARGE!! LETS FUCKING GOOOO! WE’RE GOING TO WAR! FUCK YEAH!!

HOLY SHIT THE CHOREOGRAPHY?! THE MUSIC?! THE ANIMATION?! THIS SEASON IS THE ABSOLUTE SHIT!

Yeah I am not surprised at all that Rooster Teeth are the guys behind that one RWBY show… this shit rocks. Maybe I’ll watch that when I finish RVB.

“That is the second worst throw ever… of all time” BAHAHDJELSNSNKWLFNB

TEX! NOOOOO!!! META YOU ABSOLUTE SHIT!!

RED TEAM, and also Tucker and Caboose, ALL OF THEM FOR THE WIIIN HELL YEAAAAHHH

GRIF WE TALKED ABOUT THIS! SHOT GUN!!

Goodbye Meta, or Maine? Whatever’s left of you in there… you were a great villain, it’s a shame you were also a piece of shit…

Epsilon… what are you doing? NO NOO

EPSILON NOOOO! FUCK NOOO!!!! DONT GO PLEASE NOO!!! WHY WHY WHY GOD DAMN IT AAAAH

“And I mean hell… if you have to live the rest of your life in a memory, you might as well make it a good one,” AND IT’S HIS TIME SPENT IN BLOOD GULCH AAAAAHH

Conclusion: AAAAHHH THAT ENDING! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU ALL?! I COULD NOT HAVE BEEN LESS PREPARED

So recently I decided I would start Red Vs Blue and binge the whole series….

And then proceed to find out that Rooster Teeth was shutting down, as I live under a rock

…but despite that, I’m still gonna document what I think about each season in small little increments ! Cause honestly… this show is really damn good.

Anyway, here are my thoughts

Season 1:

Whoever told me that Midsummer Night’s Dream is the best Comedy of Errors has NOT seen this show.

Also… I thought Caboose was the dumb one, but he’s not that dumb? Does something happen to him oorrr?

I take that back, getting horrifyingly traumatized by Sheila’s death and dealing with Tucker might ALSO give me slight brain damage.

At first I joked and said “ha! What if Tex and Church were gay for each other, and that’s why he lost his girl,” and like… I was kinda right! I mean they weren’t gay but they were (are?) in love with each other!

Also she’s a girl! Kinda expected it later but still, pretty neat!

DAMN DONUT HAS GOT ONE HELL OF A THROWING ARM!

Conclusion: I bet Sarge whimpers….