#the magical mister mistoffeles

[veryhuman-artblog]

His ass DOES care for a cuddle

[goinggoats]

Watching cats for the first time and no one told me magical mister mistoffeles had a boyfriend who hypes him up his whole song

[dilfslayer9000]

hey guys im an outrageously bisexual rock star. heres a song about why my boyfriend is the best

[zaritarazi]

Cannot wait for when the zaris switch out again and dr gwyn mistoffeles whose character seems to be coming up behind rip hunter for the 2021 clinical depression gold is suddenly confronted by the most beautiful modern perfect woman who is immediately going to look at him and go "oh thank gd john aged poorly i won" and magical mister davies is going to pass away on the fucking spot

[rice-pudding-slaps]

Ayo continuation of this and this

@cutest-armadillo

Yeah you are very correct

Misto is probably never coming back. Or at least in a long long time. They check every house, every den, every corner and even convince Mungojerrie and Rumpleteazer to go search with Macavity. But there is no trace of Mistoffelees anywhere. He probably is in another dimension hiding of the Jellicles.

Tugger is never going to forgive himself for doing this to him.

And Quaxo?

Quaxo feels so guilty. He's only been alive for less than a year and he drove what he considered his brother away. What did he do wrong? Was he not supossed to be nice? Wasn't that what Mistoffelees has wished for? Someone with a nice heart that didn't care about people's imperfections?

The moment that everyone started calling him Mistoffelees, he started to feel so weird. At first he didn't pay much attention, thinking that it was a faint confusion. Then he started correcting people on it. He wasn't Misto, he was his brother!

But it had another weird side effect. He could feel his coat sparkle more and more. And one day, without wanting to, he shot electricity out of his paws. He wasn't meant to do that. He wasn't meant to have magic. Yet he could.

And when he that Maine Coon started singing to him "Oh, well, I never! Was there ever? A cat so clever as magical Mister Mist-" he felt a tingling sensation inside. Something weird and powerful. He could feel himself growing with magic.

And when Mistoffelees vanished from thin air. He felt that worse and worse.

Suddenly he was more and more connected to the magic inside him. Without Mistoffelees to be a vessel for magic in this world, someone had to take his place. And Quaxo was the perfect candidate. A copy of Mistoffeles, just with a nicer face.

He has nightmares every night. Demons talk to him. He teleports unwillingly. And he tries so hard to keep it hidden. So hard so that no one notices. He doesn't want to be vanished too. He doesn't have anyone to talk to. And the magic sometimes shakes him to his core and hurts him. Because he is not used to it. And he cannot search for help. Not if he doesn't want to be categorized as a cryptid and vanished too.

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

Mister mistoffeles (idk how to spell, the magic cat from Cats), Diego Hargreaves and Jason Todd

ah, the holy trinity of (respectively) ‘I just think he’s neat,’ ‘I’m morosexual,’ and ‘baby!!!! baby boy!!!”

[chaostheparrot]

HELLO I AM SO FUCKING GAY FOR THE MAGICAL MISTER MISTOFFELES

[theoutermenace1986]

If you need further proof that The Magical Mister Mistoffeles is gay af ---

I had a cat named The Magical Mister Mistoffeles.

Yes. That was his name on his certificate and adoption papers.

He was my best buddy, my mom's chosen pal, and the light of my father's life.

And you know what? HE WAS GAY.

He had WAY too much sass, flair, and fashion sense for a lil man to have. He would grab my dad and I by our faces and shower us with kitty kisses...then try to shove his tongue in our mouths (YES. HE TRIED TO MAKE OUT WITH US. I WISH THIS WERE A LIE.)

If you had hair - he would dress it for you. He'd comb his little claws through it and pamper you because that is how he did.

He pranced when he walked.

He would do dancer-like leaps from the top of the fridge to your shoulder.

He was the best friend you could cry to and he'd listen to everything you had to say and then purr to make you feel better after you vented.

His favorite things were lacy panties, glittery scarves, and pretty jewelry - namely necklaces or bracelets that he'd drape around himself and parade like the Queen he was.

He passed away at 13 years old in 2010 and my father can't even watch CATS without looking at Mister Mistoffeles and saying "that was my buddy boyfriend".

So in my mind, in my heart, and deep in my soul ----- I will ALWAYS see Mister Mistoffeles as a sassy gay kitty. My dad will even tell you he's gay. To make him anything other than a happy, fuzzy lil gay is a crime.

My boy - may he rest in his singular magical powers - approves this message.

[Speedpaint]

mistoffelees and tugger were so obviously in a gay relationship in the og 1998 musical and the fact that they had the GALL to make mistoffelees incompetent and straight is exactly why tom hooper shouldn’t be allowed to direct musicals anymore, in this essay i will-

[dilfslayer9000]

theres just no heterosexual explanation for magical mister mistoffeles 

[sportacringe]

I'm sorry but that one kitten that Sportacus always has to rescue growing up to be The Magical Mister Mistoffeles is the best take

Cats (1998) // LazyTown (2004)