#the log

[fumblemore]

THIS IS ALL IVE WANTED FOR YEARS

[down-the-river-styx]

Hey you should tell Lord van Zieks to let me into his library next time you see him :]

-Log

His Lordship has expressed that he doesn’t want possible dangerous individuals allowed in the office… I’ll make sure to suggest you and him have a meeting about possible solutions about you want but to be in the library.

[paradise-in-k4]

Wood Metal Sign “The Log”

[object-obsession]

CoC/Clash Royale > The Log, Sparky and possibly more...?

Inanimate Object Characters List | Entry: 55

The big, solid, wooden Log~ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) and Mommy Sparky~ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) are next on the list!

Digital cookie 🍪 for you again if you got the references. Heheh.

Characters: The Log, Sparky

Those two definitely possess some degree of sentience. There's a whopping 6 emotes of the Log conveying different emotions (I need more, though - please, I'm for real) and 4 emotes of Sparky.

The Log is hinted/shown to be sentient through:

Its card description saying: "A spilt bottle of Rage turned an innocent tree trunk into "The Log". Now, it seeks revenge by crushing anything in its path!"

The emotes: Love Log, Crying Log, Glorious Log, Angry Log, Logmas, Lumberjack Logmas

Its own song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-FJQglAeVo

Christmas themed animations: [from the Clash of Clans animations "No More CLASHMAS?!"] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O__Lo2FQJKo and [from the Clash-A-Rama! episode "'Twas The Night Before Clashmas"] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCMJenY-iZI

I believe a Log called "Pam the Log" will also be a main character in the fourth installment of the book series "Books of Clash". Update on this once the book gets released.

Sparky is hinted/shown to be sentient through:

A loading screen hint saying: "Calling Sparky a trash can on wheels hurts her feelings."

The emotes: Sparky Surprise, Sparky New Surprise, Sparky Love Box, Sparky Electric Heart

The pronouns used for Sparky, which are feminine (she/her).

Animations: [from the Clash Royale animations "Clash Royale: NEW CARD REVEAL ⚡ ELECTRO GIANT"] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SXVjltC4ZGo and [from the Clash-A-Rama! episode "Go Sparky Go!"] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MiHix623sTk

And then there are a bunch of characters which I'm not sure about whether they are sentient or not.

Like, the Inferno Tower and Mortar both got emotes in which they show signs of being alive (Inferno Tower blinks, Mortar shows a droplet after failing to launch a ball well - indicating embarrassment).

Characters(?): Inferno Tower, Mortar

Just like how we got a Mortar emote conveying emotions, I need the developers to do the same for the X-Bow and Tesla. I mean, I once came across a random YouTuber's video in which they animated a dancing X-Bow emote and ever since I saw that, I NEED IT BADLY.

Furthermore, in [Clash-A-Rama! episode "Giant vs. Giant Problem"] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-KOohzZfoss, a Giant fights a Level 10 Cannon in a wrestling ring. The Cannon is referred to as "the Champ". And in [Clash-A-Rama! episode "Hog Rider Rides Again"] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUFj0fmKolc&t=464s, a Bomber interacts with his bomb. The bomb has strong, apparent anthropomorphic features. Poor bomb was cheated on. Dark.

Characters: the "Champ"/a Level 10 Cannon, a Bomber's bomb

Some people argue that all Building may be sentient, as they are not confirmed to be operated by Troops, like the Flying Machine, for example. Needless to say, I approve of this hypothesis.

Video games: Clash of Clans (2012/2013), Clash Royale (2016) | Webseries: Clash-A-Rama! (2014-2023)

The series could be ongoing, but I'm not sure of that.

[kincur]

I keep getting random bot likes on posts here and it’s so upsetting. It’s not like bots on our main blog. Even though I know it’ll be a bot, seeing notifications for this blog makes me so hopeful and that hurts.

[fairykukla]

Mood.

[retquits]

there is something so crazy and powerful about having art of your oc that was made by anyone other than yourself. like oh my god you actually exist outside of my own brain that's WILD

[peri]

spending $20 is like spending $45 which is basically $80 which is of course $100. when will it end

[thebluestcowboy]

We’re going to hear a lot of stupid bullshit over the next few days/months/years about how Harris/the Democrats failed to win over men, or young people, or uneducated voters, or those worried about the economy, or whatever….but the truth is this: this country hates women and minorities; its citizens understand fuck all about the economy; and the people are incredibly susceptible to outright lies, scams and fascist values

[389]

The Kiaat Tree (Pterocarpus angolensis, also called “bloodwood”) releases red sap when cut. Species of Pterocarpus native to southern Africa, in Angola, Mozambique, Namibia, South Africa, Swaziland, Tanzania, Zaire, Zimbabwe, and Zambia.

[down-the-river-styx]

Hi :)

-Log

‘Ello, Salve, Guten Tag!

[chappellrroan]

that man went on live television and talked about how poc are eating the cats and dogs, aliens conducting trans operations. he is a convicted felon. of 34 cases. he is a rapist. he proposed project 2025 which strips away basic rights from everyone except cis-het white men and he still had 51% popularity votes. that should anger you. that should be focus of the collective rage and disgust, not your fellow queer and poc acquaintances. please.

[snakeredbirdbatkatana]

I need in my life Tim Drake who does rely on adults but really only one and Bruce is jealous as fuck about it.

"Tim where's your spleen, why haven't you told anyone about this"

"I told Dick what you talking about"

"Tim you played baseball in outerspace why didn't you call for backup?"

"I called Dick"

Why didn't you tell us you were bisexual"

"Dick's known for years? Wym?"

You see my vision Bruce, Alfred, Jack Drake I need these adults pushing for Tim to talk to them or ask for help and this boy to just constantly be like Dick knows, I called Dick, why would I call you.

Dick's sitting pretty knowing everything not surprised by a single fact because if it's the stupidest thing or the most important guess what Tim called him.

The man knows and sees all because Tim heard once that you tell a trusted adult important stuff and well Tim has only ever trusted one.

[mylittleredgirl]

that moment when you cross the point of no return with a character should be accompanied by a specific chime i think. like 🔔 congratulations! this one has been installed in the Permanent Collection and you will never stop thinking about them as long as you live

[mashmouths]

behold my regenerative pussy blast 432Hz

[retquits]

“i can fix him” “i can make him worse” i can imagine him in little scenarios every night as i’m falling asleep