#the lil glasses omgg

[yuriyuruandyuraart]

YOOO i'm FINALLY home y'all!!! :D don't get too excited tho cause school is starting tomorrow for me so it's back to exam hell once again SOBS

i honestly missed traveling and visiting relatives but boy was this trip exhausting >:'D hope i didn't miss out on too much fun tho!! i have so many mentions in my notifications omgg please bear with my slow pace while i readjust hhh xD<33333

[maplesyrupsainz]

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pairing: lando norris x nepo baby!reader y/n (she/her)

genre: social media au

warnings: a lot of fluff as always with me!! tiniest innuendo at the end lol but literally not srs !

summary: in which the grid's nepo baby bff tries to keep her new relationship on the low but is sabotaged by her friends

a/n: idk if this is good i kind of dnt like it?? let me know hahahhhh😭😭 i feel like it's too diff to my other nepo baby one

request!!!: If you're up for it then maybe a lando version of the nepo baby fic instead of lance (*HERE*)

fc: shira.klein

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pierregasly i only want the ones from merlot

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[xotication]

okay but.. a quiet gamer boy bf kaneki that loves when his pretty girl bottoms herself out as he’s in the middle of a game. <3

you love kaneki, & you can accept that he has a love & passion for video games too but.. how does he expect you NOT to wanna sit on him when he looks so damn handsome all the time?!

he’s sat in that gaming chair with a baggy tee & a pair of grey sweats. he’ll even be wearing a pair of blue light glasses so that the constant gaming doesn’t do too much damage to his irises. nd he just looks so good with this combination!! ugh. it’s not even fair.

on this particular day, he’s playing fortnite with touka & hide after not touching that game for a couple of seasons. he’s giving call outs, talkin’ bout’ “116 to the body” “he’s 1 shot” “knocked.. dead.” “pushing up behind us” & just a whole bunch of shit that you didn’t care to try & understand..

you’re a little frustrated, to be honest. you had a long day at work nd you just wanna be all up under him. especially now that he’s on the game with some girl he used to have a fling with..?

“ken..”

“kennnn..!”

upon hearing that, he moves his headset behind his ear with a push of his shoulder & gives you a soft hum.

“when’re you getting off?”

“oh.. i don’t know, baby. probably not for another hour or so”

“another hour or so..??”

“yeah. what’s wrong?”

you don’t even bother answering. he shrugs his headset back on & continues to clack away at his keyboard. you’ve already made your way over to him, nd you watch him play for a little before you lift his arm & saddle yourself on to his lap. you’re thankful that he isn’t streaming today.

you begin to peck sloppy little kisses on to his neck, not really caring if it’s loud or not.. you’re kinda hoping it is, though :3. kaneki lifts his head a bit to give you more access. his pale skin is still displaying the hickies you had left just a couple nights ago nd you giggle a little bit at this. they look soso pretty on him!

a couple seconds pass by & you’re just slyly rolling your hips down on him. he knows exactly what you want out of him & he’s not gonna deny you from it. you slide yourself off his lap, now on your knees in between his legs & you take hold of the hem of his briefs & sweats before pulling them down to his lower thighs. it’s no surprise that ken is already hard.

you can’t blame him! he’s got a hot gf damn near humping him in his chair, what man wouldn’t be turned on?! i digress.

you take him in your hand & lick all the way from the base to the tip, you can feel him tense up & relax afterwards. you spit in your hand to act as lube nd stroke his dick a couple times before fully sticking him in your mouth. you’re left jerking whatever else doesn’t fit & you hear his breathing get heavier.

there’s a lewd gluck gluck (i’m so sorry 😭) coming from you as things get sloppier by the second. kaneki was now fully hitting the back of your throat, not really caring if it was difficult for you to handle or not..

touka & hide are noticing him paying less attention & his gameplay getting a bit more careless. i mean right now his character was on auto-run, & he had your hair in a makeshift ponytail as he fucked your poor throat! :(

“kaneki! they’re on the mountain building up.. there’s 20 left. focus up”

“fuck bro. i’m down.. he’s at least 5 bullets tho- push that”

“kaneki… push, maybe?? you’re selling”

“can you both get the fuck out my ear?”

ken let’s go of your hair nd tucks it behind your ears before giving his full attention to the game once again. you don’t know what he’s doing up there but he’s going crazy on his keyboard.

you pull him from your mouth with a lil “pop” sound nd climb back into his lap. your panties are now pulled to the side & you’re fully sitting on his dick.. this man leaves you so full OMGG. there’s an adorable bulge in your tummy >.<!

kaneki brings his attention to you for a brief moment to give you a quick couple of pecks, nd then he’s back to the game. you wrap your arms around his neck & use them as leverage to lift yourself up & down on his lap. the chair is making a bit of noise nd ken’s friends are now overly suspicious..

“the fuck is going on over there?”

“mind your business.”

touka rolls her eyes at his response to hide. she’s already knowing what’s going on nd she’s not too happy about it. you did kinda steal kaneki’s attention from her when they were talking. boohoo, so sad. you were just better!

you were getting a lil tired from bouncing up & down, so you began rolling your hips. ken doesn’t feel much pleasure from this but he knows how good it feels for you, he’s happy to let you use him.

“we have circle. camp this hill nd stay on high ground”

kaneki mutes his mic before he wraps his arms around you & snaps his hips up into you.

“ken- oh my god!”

“couldn’t wait till’ i got off, hm?”

you didn’t answer so his hips came to a full halt & you whined, like a puppy. “i asked you a question, sweetheart”

“look at me”

you met his eyes nd he just smiled, “you’re so pretty, holy fuck” nd he started fucking you again, no warning!

“kaneki, they’re pushing”

at this point he didn’t even care anymore. he grabbed you by your waist, then carefully lifting you off his lap. ken stands up, turns you around & bends you over just to slip himself back into your pretty cunny. he’s ruthless with the strokes too.

went from sucking to clapping sounds & his mic ain’t off no more. “can feel you in my stomach, ken”

“yeah? tell me how it feels, baby.”

“feels too good.. shit! i can’t-”

“you can, y/n. let’s finish what you started.” ken lifts your leg so that it’s resting on his desk, “ts’ too much!” you somehow felt him even deeper & it made your eyes roll back. kaneki was dying in the game, both friends collectively screaming at him over the mic.

“you can take it, i taught you better than that.” you’re babbling other things he doesn’t really care to comprehend. your hand reaches behind your back to push his hips away but he only grabs your wrist & yanks it back so there’s a bigger arch in your back :( he tells you to ‘stop trying to run’.

ken eventually bends forward a bit to rub your clit, it all feels so good. he’s balls deep inside you nd stimulating you just right. he’s way too good at what he does. you feel a knot in your stomach & you start clenching around him, “fuck y/n”

“ken, i’m gonna-”

“not yet, angel. wait for me, please?”

you love the way he talks to you.

you’re nodding nd he picks you up to carry you over to the edge of the bed, he sits down nd encourages you to ride him all over again.

“cmon, ‘wanna record my pretty girl” he says as he picks his phone up off the bed.

“are you gonna send it to touka..?” there’s a smile on your face & he kisses you, “course i will, she’ll never get to be in your place. you’re so perfect.. this pussy was made just for me”

kaneki stretches his arm out nd records the scene in front of him, the camera angle perfectly displays all of what’s going on; he smacks your ass just to show off too. it leaves you even more needy, “can’t keep holding it, kennie, please”

“keep going honey, i’m almost there.”

you propped your feet on the bed- in a squat, bouncing even harder. “what a fucken slut..!” ken let’s out a light laugh, he’s almost in disbelief. now he’s rubbing circles on your clit again nd you’re practically sobbing from the pleasure. “fuck- go ahead baby, i’m cumming”

you let yourself come undone; there’s heavy breathing for a couple of seconds after, you’re both just trying to calm your heart rates once again.

“i love you so much kaneki, never gonna leave, i swear”

“i love you too, pretty girl. get up & show me what we did, yeah?”

“mhm!” you slowly lift yourself off of his lap & sit next to him. your legs are spread & both your juices are flowing out of your cunt.. kaneki slips two fingers into you & you almost close your legs on his arm, “i’m sensitive!!”

“i know honey, i know..” he’s laughing now, “cmere, i wanna kiss you. say bye to touka”

“bye bye touka!” you cheese real hard & the video ends.

“gonna run us a bath okay, my angel? i’ll come get you when it’s done!” kaneki had slid his pants back on so he could make his way to the bathroom.

after turning on the water, he sends the video to touka with a little message: “my y/n wanted you to see this :)”

sosososososo feral for this man. :(((((

(this was extremely rushed + first time kinda writing something like this in full! bare with me as i try & get better <3)

[aezuria]

okay okay but like could you do hcs about Jason grace x shy/cutesy fem!reader?? It would be so cute omgg everyone looks up to Jason as this intimidating badass leader but his gf is just the cutest, softest, most adorable lil thing ever??

*ੈ✎ he don't bite! (yes he do!)

content: jason grace x reader; hcs

warnings: none?? i made this more camp jupiter based tho sorry

note: THIS REQUEST WAS SOO CUTSEY OMGGG jason is a doberman bf fr

so like yk how everyone in camp jupiter sees him as this super tough guy???

who wouldnt; he was the former praetor, son of jupiter himself, literally trained for war since he was a toddler

why is a guy like that walking around with YOU??

the most sweetest girl to ever grace the earth

how does that even happen?

jason is quite literally marching around with perfect posture, glaring at everyone (he's really just squinting cause he forgot his glasses... again)

and then he sees you!!

even with shit eyesight he knows the shape of you by heart

and his whole demeanor just?? softens? lights up? relaxes? all of the above

it was just such a rough day for him; he forgets everybody around him and just scoops you into his arms, burying his face into the crook of your neck

a bit of an awkward position with him having to bend down at a weird angle but he doesnt care!!

he just wants to hold you and have you hold him and cuddle :((

meanwhile everyones like WTF WHO ARE YOU AND IS THIS REALLY JASON

literally melts in your arms the second you hug him back

"you wanna go rest?" you whisper into the crook of his neck, to which he nodded against your shoulder. you laughed lightly and pulled away, or at least tried to. "let's go then."

he begrudgingly let you out of his arms, following behind you

everybody else is still reeling in shock btw

you guys were the TALK OF THE TOWN for WEEKS after

one of those things where youd never guess but when you know abt it, it just makes SO much sense

you guys are polar opposites in such a good way (to everybody else at least)

cuddling with you is his best relaxing thing to do

you literally had to get him a life cause the only things he knew to do were work and fight

bro has never had a day off like ever

once you two started dating, he was introduced to the most addicting drug: physical touch

he was probably really shy at first; really really likes it but feels like he doesnt deserve it cause all hes been treated with is harshness

and hes unused to being so gently handled

(someone give him a hug fr)

which is what YOU did!

now he love loves it, especially on days like these when everythings just too much and all he wants to do is unwind

runs to you like a puppy

LOVE LOVES being the little spoon even though hes shy abt it

he can do both but smth abt being held instead of doing the holding for once makes his heart heavy in a bittersweet way

would spend all day in your arms if he could just get out of his workaholic attitude (which is never, but hes doing better with you)

okay, we can all agree jason is scary when hes mad

which is USUALLY unlikely unless someone hurts his friends or smth like that

but sometimes he just looks mad and if you werent close to him, you wouldnt be able to tell the difference

but back to him being MAD mad

like, abt to beat the living (dead?) shit out of a monster mad because there is one RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU EW GET IT OFF

he just, did NOT NEED THAT TODAY HES TIRED AND SAD AND that was his breaking point

unleashes HELL on that poor monster, literally calls down a whole storm

the skies turn dark, clouds heavy with rain and the whole camp just looks up like ??? was this on the weather forecast

then it starts raining LIGHTNING and they all know who it is

and go inside and hide

was it a bit overdramatic? yes, but jason deserves to be dramatic sometimes

once he FINALLY finishes the job, he stomps back into the camp, terminus even taking note and doesnt say anything quippy

youd think he has the plague by the way people make room for him to walk

but then you poke through the crowd and spot him. "jason?"

hed know your voice anywhere, his head immediately turning to the direction he heard it

you were already right next to him, rubbing his arm and giving him your signature sweet smile

the stormy air around him seemed to part for you, like you were sun seeping through the cracks in the clouds

"y/n," he greeted you warmly, linking your arms together

what an odd sight the two of you made, but a cute one nonetheless!

[kristlewrites]

“Video Game Lover”

CW: Shower sex, established relationship, smut, unprotected sex, aftercare, fluff, nicknames (baby,mama,princess), breeding kink.

PAIRING: Eren X Blk!FemReader

WC: 1.4k

🗯️🫧: omgg, tysm for all the support on my latest zoro fic, it means a lot🩷😖sooo we’re finally here with erennn!!! I honestly had fun writing a lil needy/soft eren, lmk what you guys think :p???

MINORS DNI

(start)

“Fuck off!” Eren shouts, the familiar routine unfolding every Friday night. You on Eren's bed scrolling en

endlessly through tik tok bored out of your poor mind while Eren is hooting and hollering over the mic playing god knows what with his friends. “Yeah, eat shit!” Eren yells jumping a lil.

Impatient, you crawl towards the edge of the bed, tapping Eren's shoulder. “Yeah baby?” He asks in a tender voice almost making you feel guilty for being mad at him. He looks you in the eye, he doesn't even need you to ask the question he already knows what you're going to ask “I'll be off right after this round i promise” he adds then gives a lil peck on your cheek. Foolishly you believe him and return back to your spot, getting comfy under the covers

“WHAT THE FUCK” you jolt awake from the roar the eren caused, eyes barely open as you check the time on your phone. 11 pm ‘one more round my ass’. You look up to see he is now on a completely different game!?!? Like you cannot be serious. Taking in the situation you decide it's best if you go to bed. You remove the blanket flinching a bit from the cold of the room, and head into the shower, slamming the door just to be a lil petty.

He invited you over, and he can't even get off the game for a minute for you?? You sigh while removing your clothes. Grabbing your shower cap from the shower, you make sure to grab all your carrot soap as well as your vanilla body wash. Of course you couldn't forget your music, logging into spotify you play ‘All I want is you’ by Miguel (litcherally my fave song rn so srs.) . Turning the knobs making sure the water is at perfect the temperature you step in. 

Lathering your body, in your own world. Eren walks in, halting in his track as he sees your figure behind the foggy screen. No matter how many times he's seen it,it never fails to stun him. He is completely mesmerized by the way the water rinses off the soap from your titties. In a complete trance with how your curves look behind the glass, he loves every inch of you and would never want to hurt you. Reflecting on how he treated you earlier when he was in the game, he obviously regrets his actions…I mean the game was never that serious. 

Finding his resolve, Eren knocks on the glass trying to get your attention. You continue singing completely ignoring his knocks, until you see Eren take off his clothes. ‘What is he doing..?’ you think to yourself irritated. You could never understand this nigga. The door slides open to reveal Eren dick and balls out “Can I come in?” he asks absolutely cheesin, smile ear to ear n all.

“N-no, what the fuck nigga get out” you voiced, this man is crazy.

“Oh c’mon baby, are u mad at me?” Eren pouted, ignoring your rejection he climbed into the shower. You roll your eyes and resume scrubbing your arms “Please tell me what's wrongg” he was practically whining at this point. Still facing forward you continue rinsing your body until you feel his rough hands on your hips dragging you back a little. Your ass grazing his tip. You hiccup quietly at his swift motion.

“What are you doing..” you ask looking everywhere but him. Silence. Growing irritated, you turn around looking dead at him. His long hair washed down, the trails of water flowing down his perfectly carved chest each droplet tracing down the path of his abs.your eyes following one little droplet as it paces down his body all the way to his-

“My eyes are up here mama” He says, you quickly dart your eyes back up to him

 “Why are you here?” You ask with your arms crossed covering your nipples. 

“I wanted to say i'm sorryyyyy” he sulks, with his frown quivering.

“For what?”

“For ignoring you and playing the game.” he answers, with his head down and hands behind his back. Almost like a little kid getting into trouble. “Do you forgive me?” He looks back up at you with his big green eyes staring right into your brown ones.

“Hmmm…,” you ponder. You were having way too much fun teasing him like this. “Nah”

“Please baby let me make it up to you” Eren said practically begging on his knees with his hands rubbing together.

“And how are you gonna do that?” 

His tongue shot straight into your pussy, wiggling around a little bit. “What is wrong with you?!?!” Reflexively you slap him on the forehead. He slowly stands up, giggling to himself. As soon as he reaches eye level with you he grabs your chin, brings it in closer then leans in for a kiss. Instinctively you tilt towards him returning the kiss. He reaches for your ass, lifting you up. Both arms around his neck and wrapping your legs around his waist, completely melting into the kiss. Tongues colliding with each other, swishing around. Eren pulls back and looks into your eyes with pure adoration. He is without a doubt enamored with you, he feels so horrible for what he did to you. 

“Do you forgive me?" he asks again. 

You giggle at his question, looking down at him, nose to nose. “Of course I do baby, jus dont pull that shit again.”

You can see him gleaming, wearing that contagious grin reaching for another kiss.

“Let me make it up to you, yeah?” You nod, he lets you down gently. Performing a smooth arch, with your ass facing towards him water evenly dripping down your back.  “Let me know if it hurts,” Eren says.

His penis enters slowly into your entrance. Eren nearly melts at the way your pussy just wraps him so well, your smooth velvety walls caressing his dick. It’s like you were made just for him.

“mmm” you felt every inch of him in you, moving quicker and quicker. 

“ya feel so good baby, so good.”Eren marvels at the way your ass jiggles with every thrust. He grabs your hips, slamming your ass aggressively against his balls. So loud it sounded like damn gunshots (🪦🪦😭) “Let me fill you up princess, I wanna see you full” Eren whispers into your ear

“M-mhm” you mumble, can’t even barely form thoughts let alone words. You were dazed out of your mind, the way Erens whole demeanor changes when y’all have sex is wild but you love it. “Oh baby right there!” You squeal as erens hits your g-spot. Toes curling, legs shaking, nails gripping onto whatever surface it could grasp onto, you could feel it and so did Eren.

“Cum on me y/n” Almost instantly it comes pouring down, flooding his dick. “Yeaaa, that’s right.” Eren says in a whisper, astonished. Reaching for your arms he carefully picks you, twisting you facing him with your back against the tile. Like the beast he is he continues, fucking you into oblivion. Your head resting on his shoulder, bobbing at every thrust. Your cum still lingering in your pussy making easy access for eren.

“p-puh ” you manage out, nearly numb out yo mind.

“Baby use your words or I won’t be able to understand what you want” Eren grunts, still going abusing your poor little cunt. “I’m gonna make you all nice and full”

“Eren, f-feels so g-good” you cry out 

“Yea?”

“Mhm..”you nod against his shoulder. You can feel his dick twitchin and in you 

“Hold on mama, stay with me” as he says that you feel his warm liquid cum flowing into you, sending you off into orbit causing you to release too. Panting, you rest your head on his shoulder. “You did a good job, let’s get you cleaned up.”

Eren spent the rest of the shower tidying both of you guys up, cleaning out whatever could be left and turning off the shower. Still carrying you he lays you on his bed lending you his shirt and boxers to sleep in.

“Do you want wingstop?” Eren asks, holding his phone on the door dash app. You nod, lying on his chest listening to his heartbeat.

Once the food was delivered you guys spent the rest of the night watching scary movies (the movie not the genre😭).

(love u guyss, enjoy!!)

[princessbrunette]

unfortunately, i think previous anon is right 😭 i don’t think he’ll get killed but his ass is definitely gonna end up in jail </3 and with ward being dead… he’s on his own :( it’s not lookin good for our man, i fear… i’m actually surprised he didn’t end up in jail s3!

– 🪽 anon

im ok with him going to jail ngl cos atleast he’s alive n it kinda makes him sexier idk …… id be there at visiting hours with that phone pressed to my ear gazing at him through the glass like omgg how’s jail babie i miss ur dick :( <3

rafe getting buffer in jail w the buzz cut and wife beater and orange jail pants…. faded bruise over his eye from a jail fight…. arms crossed over his chest all moody til u show up to visit him all cute in ur lil sundress and he just wants to reach through the glass n touch u up…..

winter months come and his hair grows back out to the curtains…. maybe into a mullet…. he’s wearing the prison issued grey sweatshirt and sweatpants…. still just as pissed off but missing u more than anything …….. ::///

[greattigerssimp]

Hi! I see you like my stupid Punch Out x Disney Princess idea. Maybe some headcanons if they went out for Halloween as the Disney princesses (I know Halloween is over but still 😭)

idk really stupid idea but I blame my brain lol

It's not stupid at all! Girl boss Disney princess boxers coming right up ^^

Little Mac 🟢🥊

- Went as Vanellope

- Doc Louis went as Ralph and Peter Punch went as Felix

- Highly protested against putting candies in his hair

- Kept the hoodie after Halloween, but otherwise didn't care for the costume

- Terrible at the voice

- Watched the movie for authenticity, later bullied Joe for being cut from the film

Glass Joe 🇫🇷 🥐

- Absolutely adorableeee. Bro got lots of candy for being so bonita

- He actually loooves Beauty and the Beast! It's classic French literature, after all, and he's a sucker for adorable literary works like that.

- Also relates to Belle a lot, mainly for her love of reading

- Gets giddy every time he watches the movie or the Broadway version

- Kinda snobby about it though, like he's all like "erm actually the Broadway version is the one I prefer" like sis no one cares, shush and continue being adorable

- If Gabby was alive in this AU, he'd dress up as Gaston. He admires him in a not-straight way lmao

- Obviously kept the dress

Von Kaiser 🇧🇪 🔩

- Wanted to go as Snow White or Rapunzel since he's familiar with them (his mom would read those fairy tales to him as a kid), but since he was the last boxer to choose who to go as, he got stuck with Anna

- Watched the film alongside Soda, and he didn't care for it (that was mainly bc of Soda singing along to each song)

- Sweating BUCKETS during trick or treating since Anna's outfit is quite warm

- Chaffed... a lot.

- Did not keep the costume, even after Joe's compliments.

Disco Kid 🇺🇲 🕺

- Was happy to go as Rapunzel, until he realized what a hassle the long hair would be

- Also hard to get groovy bc of the hair

- Has the entire films soundtrack on a playlist

- Made a remix of "I see the light" after he was done trick or treating

- Kept the dress, but gave it to April (his lil sister in my AU) after Halloween. She definitely dressed up as Flynn to match with Disco Kid that night

King Hippo 🏝 🦛

- Bonita af

- Watched the film, and got obsessed with it... the lush, tropical environments reminded him of home, which is rare since Hippo doesn't remember a lot about Hippo island

- Y'all should've seen him watching the film for the first time; he can't talk, but during the songs bro was low-key stimming- like, bouncing a bit in place, humming along, that sorta thing. Dude was in his element

- Joined Macho Man at the local beach for a Halloween swim

- Sadly lost his outfit in the ocean. Cried for 3 hours

Piston Hondo 🇯🇵🥊

- Dresses up as Mulan

- Thought the film was nice, but would much rather wear Mulan's armor than a dress she barely wore

- Heike dressed up as Li Shang, Dragon Chan later joined them during trick or treating, dressed as Shan Yu

- Even Yuki joined them, wearing a cute lil Mushu outfit

- Sadly didn't keep the outfit

Bear Hugger 🇨🇦🐻

- Went as Snow White (SO DID I OMGG?? - me)

- Most authentic portrayal of character; dude equipped himself with animals and stuff to make himself look real

- Wifey Lomasi (OC of mine) had to help him put on the dress. She would match him by dressing up as Prince Florian (would love to go as Pocahontas, but didn't want to chafe + wanted to be unique)

- Spruce (his squirrel) dressed up as an apple

- Singing the songs in a very jolly, very off-key manner.

- He's definitely keeping the costume for next year

Great Tiger 🇮🇳🐯

- Dressed up as Jasmine, but he'd really prefer to dress up as Jafar. He's more bonita (this hc was brought to you by ✨️an extremely biased Jafar fangirl✨️)

- His clones dresses up as the other characters, namely Aladdin, the Genie, and the very bonita Jafar

- Jafar Jafar jafar

- Holy frick I love Jafar smmmmm

- Okay back to Great Tiger

- He liked the movie a lot, and thought it was very funny

- Also very content with his outfit! He didn't chafe (hahaha Kaiser-) and it was nice and breezy

- Even fashioned his flying carpet to look like the one from the movie

- Keeping the outfit, but is definitely dressing up as Jafar next year (mmmm my fave boxer + fave Disney character uwu)

Don Flamenco 🇪🇸 🥀

- Dressed up as Sleeping Beauty, aka Aurora (ironic since in my Halloween hcs Carmen was Aurora and Don was Prince Philip lol)

- Carmen dressed up as Maleficent bc she doesn't want to "dress up as a dude" (oh the symbolism)

- Loves all romance stories, and Sleeping Beauty is no different. Dude 100% believes in true, unconditional love

- Joe also loves sleeping beauty, since it's another piece of classic French literature. He's going to see the play version with Joe in about a month lol

- Somehow didn't chafe; it must be his skincare routine

- Got sleepy halfway through the night and went home early

- Carmen stole the dress and isn't giving it back

Aran Ryan 🇮🇪 😈

- VERY against dressing up as Merida (a Scottish character) at first, but slowly grew to love it

- He watched the film, and related to Merida to a T (and so do I lmao)

- Brought a real bow and arrow and definitely shot random people with it (Before Sandy broke it)

- Took off the wig, burned it, and threw it at a random house

- Kept the dress and gifted it to his younger sister, Brooker (Another OC of mine) back in Ireland

Soda Popinski 🇷🇺🍾

- Watched the movie with Kaiser and really liked it! He's a sucker for winter aesthetics

- Researched more information on Elsa and went crazy learning about Elsagate

- Can and will sing "Let it go" if you either ask nicely, pay him, or if your name is Super Macho Man

- Chaffed terrible, ended up crab walking most of the night

- Spent 30% of the night w/Macho Man and king hippo, watching Macho Man do laps

- Also gifted the dress to his sister after Halloween

Bald Bull 🇹🇷 🐂

- Dressed up as Tiana, and doesn't care for it

- Very independent trick or treat night

- Was fine with the movie, but wasn't crazy about it

- A few candy givers complimented him though

- Accidentally ripped his dress late into the evening. Pray to the random group of trick or treaters that got mooned that evening

- Didn't keep the dress

Super Macho Man 🇺🇸🌊

- He's absolutely slaying the little mermaid outfit (he got first pick lol)

- Will not shut up about how he saw the movie in theaters as a kid, and will not shut up about how he knows Jodi Benson lmao

- That being said, it was very hard to move, which meant someone (Soda) had to pull him on a wagon everywhere. Dw, Soda wasn't complaining

- Decided to go to the beach to see if he could swim like a mermaid with the tail on. Yes, he could, and he did it beautifully.

- Soda also joined in his swimming. It wasn't straight at all

Mr. Sandman 💤🟢

- Very itchy dress- it did not accommodate his build at all

- He won't admit it, but he felt very bonita

- Joe started yapping about how lucky Sandman was to be dressing up as such a deep, meaningful character (bro straight up has a hyperfixation for French literature)... Sandy almost clocked him for yapping.

- Ironically had to go home to midnight, not because it was late, but because his glass shoes broke under his weight, and he had to go home and pick shards of glass from his feet

Bonus HC: All of them definitely recreated this scene:

OG post from @flamingoprincess25 ://www.tumblr.com/flamingoprincess25/765906549064482816/to-the-punch-out-fansmy-halloween-special-is?source=share

[twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat]

ARII HII

I cannot for the love of god stand the satoru cheating allegations 😭😭😭

Some brain dead redditors are so annoyingg omgg they keep bashing our perfect lil boy toru like they keep forcing him to be some sort of a heartless cheater who cheats continuously and hops from woman to woman??

They keep using this one gege interview as evidence to back up their brainless claims where gege said that “satoru wears his glasses when he goes out to see/pick up women”

AND IM LIKE??? Okay is that the only thing you have to backup all your bs (it’s other idiotic crap too) 🤦‍♀️

Like Gege might’ve said that to troll the gojo fans, or even if let’s say that statement is true it can be interpreted as him having like short-lived relief from his title as the strongest like maybe a one night stand but he would feel really shitty afterwards BECAUSE HE CRAVES GENUINE RELATIONSHIPS AND CONNECTIONS NOT HOOKING UP AND FLINGS 🤦‍♀️

It’s written everywhere in the manga that he needs to be understood and not some temporary relief by hooking up which is not something he cares for so idk why gege said that (the sunglasses woman thing) it doesn’t align with his character ☹️

ALSO DONT GET ME STARTED WITH THE MISTRANSLATION LINE 😭💀💔

ahhhhhhhhhhhh the cheater gojo allegations……. my old friend……………….. (<- said with exhaustion)

to be clear !!!! i have nothing against anyone who likes cheater!gojo, it just . isn’t for me/doesn’t align with the way i see him!!! :’3 realistically i don’t think it’d be easy for gojo to be in a committed relationship, but that’s because he’s bad with intimacy/sincerity, NOT because he would cheat on his partner. it just seems silly to me!!!! gojo is a good guy at the end of the day, the worst he’ll do is ghost you 😭 and even then it’ll be with both your best interests at heart, yk? he isn’t cruel.

… i will also add that . ace!gojo is real to me lmao so i just don’t see him . liking sex that much 💀 definitely not enough to cheat, anyway. so this take just… isn’t for me in a Lot of ways </3 i don’t think he’s the type to hook up with people at all because sex is something that demands a level of intimacy. one that i frankly don’t think gojo is comfortable giving. idk virgin!gojo is canon to me i can’t lie to you anon…

BUT. in regards to the akutami thing!!!! i think the jjk fandom is absolutely awful when it comes to spreading misinformation/bad translations 😭😭 and this little tidbit is a common example!!!! the interview that you’re referencing is this:

this translation is by @/soukatsu_ on twt!!! i highly recommend checking them out because their translations are always very accurate and thoughtful :3 i’d also recommend reading this, where they explain this q&a answer in particular!! but tldr: this answer is foreshadowing for the hidden inventory arc, where satoru meets riko (and is wearing glasses). it doesn’t have any bearing on his actual character and his ”tendencies to pick up girls” or whatever 😭

and even assuming it isn’t foreshadowing, akutami is literally just saying that gojo might wear shades when meeting a girl. meaning — he wears his glasses when he wants to make a good impression/connect with someone!! again, it literally does nothing to imply that gojo meets girls often, or that he’d cheat on them, and etc. there’s no actual evidence for that take in the manga. people are free to make what interpretations they want obviously!! but. yeah. not for me <33

[anachronistic-falsehood]

WHISKEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i need ur thoughts & notes on visual appearances for all of the greats!!! what do they all look like out of costume & what r their costumes & vibes like & everything................ wgat would u want to see in art of them etc......... for no particular reason........... kicks clip studio paint under my desk.........

HIIIII HIHIHHIHIIII <3 omgg ok. alright. ok this is gonna get long i am SO SORRY in advance my ass is gonna RAMBLE

STRIDER!!! i have a very clear image in my head of him ok. short king. like 5'2. dark skin, lots of scars from various incidents, keeps his hair in cornrows bc he does not want it to be loose and long bc during his trigger event it was grabbed and pulled a lot while he was getting beat up!!! briefly debated cutting it all off but he did just start growing it out after being made to keep it short in foster homes and he doesn't wanna reset that progress ANYWAY after joining the greats he usually still wears hoodies and jeans, but now he's finally got a little bit of Spending Money so he wears some techwear stuff sometimes, and he might throw on some simple jewelry like thin chain necklaces and the occasional ring or two. no piercings tho, does not want things people could yank out of his skin!!!! the simple jewelry does make him feel like he actually stands out a lil bit more. also V IMPORTANT he finally gets some fucking mobility aids after joining the greats!! he wears a knee brace on his right leg sometimes and he also has one of those sword canes!!! it's got a poignard dagger hidden in it!!! his hero costume is like. fantasy rogue shit. black cloak with a hood, scarf over his lower face, and he wears combat boots EVERYWHERE no he doesn't care if they dont go with his outfit GRAYSON, they're good fucking boots and they're COMFORTABLE dammit!!! may occasionally wear platforms. he likes 2 feel tall

grayson!!! honestly i feel like i'm doing him so dirty w the image of him in my head bc he's a tiefling in canon but here he's just a basic fucking white guy. basic as shit kind of nerdy looking white guy. there's practically nothing to work with in canon for grayson all we know if that he's described as stoic so i'm taking that as hes autistic as hell and doesn't know how to fucking Talk to people. nerdy ass white boy obsessed with medieval shit!!! he's got curly brown hair and has glasses and wears like button ups and shit like that. his costume is a full suit of armor with dragon motifs and he fights with a two sided polearm!!! i have decided tho i would like him 2 have some vaguely inhuman traits??? idk how traits like that work in worm yet tho, like idk if it's a cauldron case 53 specific thing??? i don't think it is but PLS correct me if im wrong!!! i just want him 2 have tiny horns or maybe other small tiefling traits like a tail or something if that is in any way possible without him being a case 53. just as a Nod to what he is in canon bc if i just make him a white boy with no inhuman traits whatsoever i would be like That's Not Grayson who tf is this cracker!!!

RAM MY BELOVED. ok. this guy is straight up jesse mccree. idc that mccree's name has changed i haven't been invested in overwatch in a while but anyway ram just straight up looks like jesse mccree 2 me im SORRY!! like. he is not Muscular like mccree is, he was def skinnier in college and then after joining the greats he put on some weight that he def needed. he's latino, he's from texas, he's got that mccree haircut and scruffy facial hair, he wears cowboy boots and jeans and plaid shirts and OFC a cowboy hat!!! sometimes wears sunglasses when his extreme perception is Too Much for him. he's got a couple tattoos prbably, just random shit he got in college that he thought would look cool, like skulls or knives or some shit. his hero costume is kind of like in canon where he wears a poncho and cowboy hat and all that western shit, but he also wears a bandanna over his lower face. basically when he first joined the greats he was a skinny mexican/texan college kid with Trauma and Depression and a really bad vyncent sol style soul patch and then he got better and turned into a bear <3

min ily!!! she's a halfling in canon and i cannot imagine her as anything but Short As Fuck. like under 5 ft. like 4'6 or somewhere in that range. LITERALLY so fucking tiny!!!! squish her like a bug!!!! i always imagined her in canon with sailor moon ass purple pigtails so i think she's got purple hair. maybe she's the reason virion dyed his idk idk!!!! out of costume she dresses like she shops at claire's tbh. mabel pines but grown up. silly shaped earrings and pants with rhinestones on them and silly graphic tshirts and comfy cardigans!! girl WHAT are you even wearing!!! in costume she is SO different though. she has been underestimated bc of her appearance so she wants to make sure people know she is Not To Be Fucked With. i am so bad at cape costume design so idk exactly what it would look like but im picturing like. black bodysuit with bright blue spiky armor that looks like ice over the vitals, the arms and legs of the bodysuit are cut off to leave them bare because she's transforming her limbs into water and ice in battle more often than not, and her head is wreathed in ice to cover her face and hair. she WILL change her legs into tall ass ice spikes and walk around towering over everyone with her featureless spiky ice head. horrifying thing to see coming at u!!! like slenderman but elsa flavoured

GOD im sorry this is so long. jesus. anyway chungus!!! im changing his name btw his name is gus and chungus was just a shitty mean nickname he was given in school. i CANNOT take his ass seriously with a name like chungus so im changing it. anyway!! u thought ram was a bear??? well chungus is like. a fucking BEAR. ram is like a cub and gus is a Real Bear. Large Hairy Man!!! genuinely fucking huge. tall as hell too. u know hafthor bjornsson?? that fucking guy but fatter and hairier probably. he's like over 6ft. has long hair that he keeps pulled back. sometimes he lets min or virion braid it <3 doesn't rly care about fashion!!! lots of athletic wear!!! in costume he wears a lot of dnd barabarian type shit. always shirtless. wears small pieces of armor like shoulder guards and stuff just for aesthetic reasons but doesn't fucking listen to grayson when grayson's like PLEASE wear some proper armor to protect your vitals shoulder guards aren't gonna do shit!! put on a shirt at least!!! and u know those art pieces of ctechnoblade with the pig skull over his face??? gus wears a skull as his mask!! not sure what kind of skull yet. idk. boar maybe so he's got tusks. sick as hell

points at alphonz. white boy. whitest of white boys you have ever seen. before his trigger event he was like. blond prettyboy. good little catholic boy <3 button ups and khakis and nice shoes. and then he went thru The Horrors!! he let his hair grow out after joining the greats but he doesn't really like. maintain it well. min often brushes it for him bc shes the only one who can get close to him in his super bright super heated breaker state. that's not even important 2 his appearance but its important 2 me that you know that. ANYWAY he puts on some muscle after joining the greats and doing physical training with gus!! also doesn't really care about what he wears anymore so it's a lot of like. wearing whatever someone else has left lying around. strider's graphic tees and gus' huge sweaters and grayson's button ups. likes wrapping himself up in ram's poncho and sleeping on the couch. would wear min's cardigans if they weren't too small to fit him but he does wear her jewelry sometimes. he doesn't really. have much of his own. and doesn't really want to get things of his own because it could all be wiped away in a second if another endbringer attacks. yk. GOD IM SORRY IM RAMBLING JESUS his costume is full paladin armor. elaborate as shit with like a cloak and stuff. grayson had a lot of fun making it for him it was like an art project <3 in his breaker state his entire body looks like it's made of light. glowing like a christmas tree!! and ofc yk he's got wings made of light in his breaker state. that simurgh shit stuck w him!!!

ANYWAY. yeah. tbh they all share clothes a lot. gus can't rly borrow anyone else's clothes bc he's the biggest and this saddens him but to rectify this sometimes the others will purposely buy very oversized stuff to wear as pyjamas so he can steal it and wear it. min can and will steal everyone's shit because she's the smallest. she's got a hoard of sweaters and shirts in her room and she only gives them back when she wants to steal something else. they're family your honour

[benevolentcannibal]

UR HEADCANONS FOR THEM ARE SOO GOOD OMGG

Big big fan of Ichiji taking the longest baths, sleeping like a corpse and being an observer during sex and then going last, that's how I see him too...he's a beautiful stoic and fierce babygirl to me✨

The glasses and goggles hc for Ichiji and Niji are so funny to me omg I always thought Ichiji wore glasses so people didn't see that he cares So So much and Niji wears goggles because he's visually impaired or smth from the his electric techniques but I'm adding ur hc to my brain bc Niji being fucked up and high as a kite and Ichiji being like "Fuck the Sun man" is just too good 😭💖 I love these dudes sm

ABOUT THE EYE COLORS!!!! BIG BIG SAME I MENTION THAT ALLLL THE TIME TOO I ALSO AGREE ABOUT THE HAIR!!!! I always thought Sanji had pretty deep brown/almost black eyes growing up and then I found out he was a blue eyed man...made me gasp so loud. I'm a blue eyed Sanji denier tbh like I think they just made that up to hurt me 😔

BUT HUGE FUCKING SAME ON THE HAIR TOO THO!!!! If they ever became blonde in canon or smth I'd be crushed...one blonde blue eyed man is Enough I can't afford to love a whole family of blonde people it would make me cry (plus yeah design wise they are just sooo much better candy colored!!! I am so so glad they are not blonde omg) if they ever become blonde for real I would deny it ever happened and draw them with colored hair no matter what

The nsfw hc are all So Real to me esp Sanji being a pillow fucker bc that's always how I've seen him too...just a family of dogs in heat and I love them for that💕

THANK YOU FOR SHARING THESE HC THOUGH I LOVE THEM ALL SM 😭💞!!!!

💖♥️💙💛💚

😉 He's gotta find some silence some time or he'd go crazy. Dude also likes taking care of his body. I know he has a long ass 30 step morning care routine. He's a lil freak like the rest of the crayon box he calls twins 😌

Sanji does have sweet brown eyes like a golden, Oda told me himself. I trust and love brown eyed Sanji.

🤝 same thought their super sentai aesthetic would be ruined for nothing if they were blonde. I trust Oda won't do that he's way more creative than just turning blonde. Can't wait to see them again! 🥺

It's also funny thinking of him wanting body pillow cases but would rather die than be found out. Gotta settle for plain body pillows but his nakama are worth it

No problem u w u my brain is very large and I'm always thinking thoughts🥰

[bananacufflink]

I see Grover’s kid being a girl, with Curly hair and glasses like her dad.

your so right OMGG funny enough, besides a fanfic i was requested a bit ago (unsure if you are the same anon or not ) i was working on the lil shop of horrors au! just some design concepts 4 now! b u t after thats all done id wanna do something with this idea too :)

[b1mbodoll]

ALSO WDYM YOURE NORMAL HEIGHT YOURE A BABY I THOUGHT YOUD BE LIKE AROUND MY HEIGHT (~5'4'') and stOP TALKING EVERY LITTLE THING YOU SAY MAKES ME WANT YOU MORE ???the piercings in combination w the glasses must look sO gorgeous omgg??? especially bc i just know that youre already way too pretty to handle like 😮‍💨😮‍💨 just kiss me already 🙄����

<🫧3

u r makin my pretty lil head inflate and there r pink little hearts in my eyes rn!!!!! i’m in love with u…

i’m not a baby!!!!!!!! i’m normal average height :D cant believe ur taller than me im sick rn i curse u, 🫧 anonie!!

we need to kiss and get married right now bc ur sweet lil words have me kickin my lil feet around n gigglin like a dummy 😵‍💫 i’m srsly swooning rn thank u for thinkin im pretty :3 i think ‘m a little bit cute n ‘m kissinf u rn!!!! with tongue <333 i bet ur drop dead gorgeous >:]

[murdertoothpick]

Congrats on 501 followers omgg!!!! can i ask for the song prompt "talk too much" by coin with tech pls? gn!reader, fluff. its such a tech song omg i cant-. thx sm and congrats again!

THANK YOU. HERE'S A LIL PIECE.

talk too much

Tech x gn!Reader; fluff and first kiss! | w/c: 689

501 follower prompt list - [40] talk too much - coin

You could listen to Tech talk for hours. And you probably have with all the time you've spent around him. You hope he doesn't notice the way you always gravitate towards him, how you always try to slip little comments into his rambles just so he can pause, look at you, smile, nod in confirmation, and then continue verbalising his train of thought.

You love the way he strings together those thoughts, things not always necessary to share, but always nice to hear when you're sitting across from him. You're curious as to what goes on in his mind: the way his eyes light up when he encounters something new, or when he gets to speak to strangers in their native tongue. So you find yourself grasping to everything he says, every syllable, every waver in his voice, every breath, every emotion.

And his voice has a distinct sound. Sure, the Bad Batcher's have very different voices, all standing out in their own way. But there's a certain youth in Tech's voice that draws you in: a youth rooted in general curiosity and a desire to know and learn and listen and share. A voice that is welcoming and open and doesn't make you feel iced you out like you might've felt from Crosshair's, or is as loud and sometimes overwhelming as Wrecker's, though you love them just as much.

Okay. Maybe not as much.

It's for that reason that one day you're unable to really listen to anything Tech is saying, the words going through one ear and going out the other. You sit there though, perched on a crate as he stands in front of you and recalls the details of a mission undergone before you met the Batch.

You look at him with stupid doe-eyes that you don't even notice you're showing, and surprisingly enough, Tech is too oblivious to notice either. He talks, on and on, not letting himself pause for too long in fear that you would hear the inhuman rate of his heartbeat if he had, or maybe Hunter would from another room. His sentences blend seamlessly with each other, every coherent thought pronounced clearly and sure to draw attention away from the fact that his brain almost short circuits every time he meets your eyes.

Damn this man, you think. With his pretty fingers that make his rants all the more theatrical with elaborate but clearly communicated hand gestures. Damn his eyes and the way they subtly crinkle through his goggles when he smiles.

'...Unfortunately the Kaminoans were not intelligent enough to engineer the clone army without Jango Fett's allergies. It was a surprise when we landed on the planet and Echo was sneezing incessantly. He told us that all the regs were allergic to its grass in particular and that it was probably why we were sent instead of another squad.'

Damn him and the way his lips move.

'We had to—'

'Tech,' you interrupt before you can process what you're doing. You widen your eyes at him as he stops mid-sentence.

'Yes?'

'I - uh,' you smile sheepishly, fiddling with your fingers in your lap.

'What's wrong?'

'Can I...can I kiss you?'

He freezes for a moment, eyes widened as he processes your words before he's quickly composing himself and pushing his glasses up his nose.

'I would like that.'

You beam at him, standing up from the crate and moving so that you're standing in front of him. He closes his eyes as you zero on. Your hands are held together behind your back as you lean forwards to place a chaste kiss on his lips. It's quick and innocent, and when you pull away you have to keep yourself from giggling.

Tech almost splutters when he speaks this time. 'Was that because I talk too much?' he muses, but you sense a little anxiety with his question.

'No,' you hum, of course not. You lean forward again, giving him a better answer, 'I like when you talk.'

He nods, returning the soft smile on your lips, and a truth of his own, 'I like it when you kiss me.'

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[spenciebabie]

a lil blurb for @spencereidshoe:

“omgg can u do a blurb where the team knows you and spence r together but get u drunk and u start spilling the tea on ur VERY unaverage sex life and emily and pen are cheering u on and jj is like SCARRED 👁👄👁”

Here’s the pic I’m referencing

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It starts off on innocent enough. The team is just out for a few drinks to celebrate a closed case. The guys have wandered off somewhere leaving just the ladies gathered around a booth.

Which could get dangerous, it always ended up in some kind of explicit territory, and it was usually Emily’s fault.

Most of the time you didn’t mind, you’d just fill them in on your latest one night stand. But this time was a little different, this was the first team night out since you and Spencer had told everyone that you were actually together.

So naturally the girls had some questions.

“Is he big— wait do I wanna know?” Penelope pries right off the bat. And you’re so many drinks deep that you don’t even feel shy about answering.

So you nod and bite your lip. “God Pen, he’s so big, and he knows how to use it too.”

The looks on their faces are more socked than horrified, and you can tell they’re more curious than anything else about the boy genius that they’ve known for so long.

“Well, where’s the weirdest place you guys have done it?” Emily pries this time. But you sort of don’t want to answer that one, because you know what it is instantly.

“You don’t want to know” you say and hide behind your wine glass.

“No c’mon!” Emily yelps, like it’s not fair, “Just think of all the sex stories I’ve told you over the years.

“Fine, but you’re not gonna like it” you say, preparing yourself by taking a deep breath, “It was at the BAU” you say, not giving too many details.

“Oh my god! Where at the BAU?” Penelope leans in, but you don’t answer, and her eyes blow wide, “Where at the BAU Y/N?”

You visibly cringe before you speak, “On the round table”

Penelope and Emily look terrified for a second before they’re laughing.

“Didn’t think the kid had it in him” Emily giggles. You all look over at JJ who’s been awfully silent this whole time, and she’s just sitting there, looking down at the table in horror.

“JJ? You alright? Are we in a little deep for ya?” Emily shoves her gently but she shakes her head.

“No, it’s not that” You follow her gaze and finally notice what she’s actually looking at, you’d left your phone next to her on the table with the screen facing up.

“Oh god” you snatch it from her side of the table to check the screen but before you can, Penelope has plucked it from my grip and starts reading off the texts.

“Spencer says, ‘I’m still thinking about this morning. How about a repeat when we get home?’ what happened this morning Y/N?” She asks teasingly, “Oh wait, I don’t have to ask, he’s sent a picture”

“Pen don’t! You’re gonna regret it” she just giggles and unlocks your phone, of course she knew how to do that.

And the picture she finds is one that you’d taken that morning. Spencer was fucking you with one hand on your throat, and the other teasingly putting his fingers in your mouth.

“Oh my god” Penelope giggles, “Boy Genius is kinky”

“You don’t know the half of it” you sigh.

[tommydarlings]

Can I request for a Peter x reader where the reader has elemental powers and they have twins, Peter babysits the toddlers and each twin have powers of their own the reader knows but peter doesnt!! CUDDLYYY dad peter omgg

Thank you for the Request darling! :) 

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Help me, the babies went insane 

pairing: Peter Parker x reader 

warnings: none expect for fluffff 

w/c: 0.6k 

Requests: OPEN

Summary: y/n got elemental powers and her lil babies that she has with peter got some too... what happens when peter is home alone with the toddlers? 

masterlist 

Peter and I have been together for 4 years and married for almost 2 years. 1 year ago we got our two little treasures called Laura and Sarah. The two girls are our one and only, they just mean everything to me and Peter.

I have elemental powers, and Peter also knows what he doesn't know is that the two little twins also have some. But that will soon change.

"Peter, I'm leaving now!" I scream to my husband. "See you later, baby!" he shouted back before I walked out of the house and made my way to my best friend. My best friend and I didn´t  had time alone since I have the twins, so we meet again today.

Peter was now alone at home with the two girls and honestly didn't know what to do right now. Suddenly Laura started screaming. "What do you want princess?" Peter asked with a nervous voice. But Laura did not let loose and only got louder. After a while Sarah started with it too and Peter freaked out.

"What do you want? Are you hungry? Are you thirsty girls?"

Peter was suddenly interrupted when Laura suddenly had her soother in her mouth, which was just a few seconds ago at the other end of the room. Sarah suddenly had her baby bottle filled with milk in her hand and drank from it.

"WHAT THE HELL?!" yelled Peter. "HELLO, IS ANYBODY HERE?! IF YES, THEN I DARE TO COME OUT! "he shouted throug the house.

"I AM A SPIDERMAN AND I WILL KILL YOU WHEN I SEE YOU!"

"Wait, nobody should know my identity," he whispered to himself.

"I'M NOT  SPIDERMAN BUT I KNOW HOW TO USE A COOKING SPOON AND I´M NOT AFRAID TO USE IT" Peter shouted but obviously no answer came back. Therefore the girls have now calmed down Peter has gone to the kitchen and has filled a glass with water. When he wanted to put the glass, however, he looked at the two little ones in their small bed and missed the table where he wanted to put the glass, but it never touched the floor. No. It was floating in the middle of the air. Peter looked at the two little girls again and noticed the two with a strenuous look, looking at the glass. He carefully took the glass and put it on the table and went to Laura and Sarah.

"What is wrong with you?" Peter whispered to himself, but apparently the two little ones heard it because they started screaming again.

"No, that's not what I meant, I'm sorry," Peter told the twins. But the two did not stop and suddenly the house began to wobble.

"WE ALL GONNA DIE" screamed Peter at. Suddenly, the cabins opened and glasses and plates were flying in his direction, but before anything could hit him or the baby´s, you got through the door and were able to stop the glasses and plates with your powers.

"COME AND SHOW YOURSELF YOU MONSTER OR I WILL-y/n?" Peter said to you. "Are you all right?" you asked and went to your husband and the twins. "What happened?" I asked Peter.

"There was some crazy one who wanted to throw glasses at us!" Peter said with a nervous voice. "Did you see him?" I asked. „No! I think he was invisible! " But then I realized that he doesn't know that Laura and Sarah have powers...

"Peter, Laura and Sarah did all of that" I said with a quiet voice. "WHAT?!" my husband shouted. "Yes, the two have the same powers as me..." "Oh, now it makes sense" Laura and Sarah started giggling and Peter lifted them both up into his arms. "Now you get your punishment!" Peter shouted with a baby voice and put them on the couch and started tickling the two. The two only laughed harder and after a few minutes Peter sat down on the couch with Laura and Sarah on his lap and cuddled with both of them. He kissed Laura's and Sarah's head before the three fell asleep together.

I love my family.

a/n: Hope you like this one!  I hope i made it the right way... ily, liz <3

[handwritingpractice-no-ririchiyo]

for when kouhai’s finished inu x boku ss (anime)

i said i’d clean this up but snepai;s lazy so like @sherlocked-hobbit-in-gallifrey

- omg ririchiyo shinya cafe au (the latte thing!!!) (the *wears glasses while saying “perfect” while making coffee* thing!!)

- fkfhkfhfkh sorinozuka

- fksjdhbfkjsbdhalf sorinozuka and nobara

- no comment on kagerou

- "im hurt” “you know that bunnies don’t lie” “no breaking bunny promises!”

im glad u picked that one up^^ (bunny promises)

ep 7

- the last line omgg i love (yep peak mamo...)

- why does it feel like the anime is like the bsd wan of inuxboku ss

ep 8

- the parrot looks different ;-; okay fine the manga birb was a blob with an eye

- don’t tell me this is the fucking. coffee arc. 

- it is

- one of the first anime i watched and the “i know” scene... damn that got me good (idk if its in this ep i mean... maybe this is the climax of the whole anime....)

ep 9 

- OHHHHHHMYGODDD 0:26

- the end bit lmaooo im love the animation and zange, zange...

- “who could be playing this prank?” “isn’t it you?” translated so well from the manga THANK YOU RINA TO MIYAMIYA

- hnn zange

ep 10

- fukc i remember how this [anime season] ends now

- AHHHHH AMAZING SO “KAGEROU” MEANS HAZE AND THAT@S WHY EP 11 IS CALLED HAZE AMAZZINIIGGGGGG waaaa they translated the title to “haze” so like its not “Kagerou” but it’s kagerou aaaaaaaaaaaaa

ep 12

- read the manga 

Kouhai’s chara ranking? lets go

- watanuki (short, angery, flompfs into a tanuki with a LIL LEAF ON HIS LIL HEAD)

- mamomiya bunny with dazai merch bandages

- karuta bc karuta... nom nom

- batanuki (yknow but banri but tanuki)

- bakanuki (yknow like when snepai spells her portmanteaus right and doesnt have to find a serendipitous explanation like the one above)

- ittan-momen (u literally said his name not even once i bet u forgot it how dare u he is my CHILD) (u mentioned him 4 times by yokai name and twice u just said “stuff him into a shredder” or “turn him into a paper rag”) <-- wait that last one was about him right? im a fake fan

- u secretly love kage because we all do

- wait no ur an anime-only maybe u hate him

- u look up to miketsukami bc we all do (except shinya? maybe? wait how tall is he im guessing 192cm. oh he’s 186... gureshin are 183...)

- i have no idea how u feel abt ririchiyo

- maniac?

ne ne ne guess mine

Not spoilers, but vague manga comments

- it’s good. u should read it. my fave volume is volume 4 (though the cover ... is a bit ... uhh ... but still i was able to get it on holiday in spanish so uwu.... it has my bias and i just generally love it.) also we stan how there are omakes in the middle of the volume LMAO

- i love how sometimes in chapter cover photos and group shots, zange’s looking at the reader like breaking the 4th wall... bc his ability (which i don’t forget... unlike dazai;s...) 

- don’t look at them now unless u want spoilers but the cover art of the volumes are SO PRETTY they make me cry actual tears