#the knocking
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coolfinnishblog · 2 years ago
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Koputus (The Knocking) 2022,  Joonas Pajunen & Max Seeck
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astronnova · 2 months ago
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yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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sunbentshadows · 9 months ago
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Hey all, you know how internet searches suck now? When the results are awful, full-of-AI, death-of-the-internet levels of bad?
Start appending date constraints to your searches - "before:2023".
My results have gone from 90% AI bullshit to ~60% usable - which frankly at this point is a huge improvement.
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hvlthgxth · 11 months ago
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Deadlifted 405. 3 reps 8 sets.
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thunderon · 11 months ago
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“long hair on guys doesn’t make them less masculine. think keanu reeves, jason momoa, danny trejo, or the guy at your local dive bar who rides a motorcycle”
*the crowd nods*
“so long hair doesn’t necessarily determine masculinity”
*the crowd, more hesitant, still nodding*
“butches can have long hair—“
*GUNSHOT*
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wizardnuke · 6 months ago
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like you really aren't allowed to say shit about southerners until you have firsthand seen how people live deep in the appalachian hollers because it is fucking tragic. the poverty and the food desert and the lack of resources in general is so bad. the drugs. yall dont understand
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queermasculine · 8 months ago
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ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to miss the application window
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paintedcrows · 5 days ago
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*through tears* HER LITTLE POG CHAMP
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nero-neptune · 1 year ago
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“Who the fuck does Ang Lee think he is, man?”
KNOCKED UP (“Brokeback Mountain” Deleted Scene) | 2007 | dir. Judd Apatow
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dilfosaur · 6 months ago
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mr. chucklefuck sir just one chance
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foldingfittedsheets · 1 month ago
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I was a pretty sickly kid. I'm a pretty sickly adult too I guess. But one of the issues I had was constant ear infections. I almost went deaf because I just had near continuous swelling and inflammation going on. I had tubes in my ears twice because they fell out the first time.
If you're unfamiliar that's where they put a tiny gauge in your inner ear to help force it open. It's meant to stop water getting trapped back there. I had to put wax in my ears before contact with pools, baths, showers, anything, for years, to prevent water from slinking through that narrow channel and festering long enough to spawn bacteria.
It was miserable. To this day my inner ear is blighted with so much scar tissue that every single ear exam the doctor goes, "Woah." You never want to hear a doctor say woah. It's never good.
Eventually my constant rounds of antibiotics and misery was pinned on my tonsils. A doctor declared there was just too much ick hiding out in there and they had to go. I was about five or six at the time. Having surgery as a little kid is already pretty scary but I was determined to be brave. I'd already had vacuum suction tools used on my inner ear weekly a practice so painful it's banned now. I was also promised a coveted troll dinosaur for good behavior.
So I walked tremulously into the hospital to have an organ removed. By all accounts I comported myself admirably. Afterward I was coming out of anesthesia quite slowly. The nurse was carrying me back to my parents when I rasped a whispery, "Knock knock," at her.
She paused and looked down at me, "What?"
A little stronger I repeated, "Knock knock."
She was shocked her tiny patient was trying to tell a joke while higher than a kite but dutifully said, "Who's there?"
"Adam," I said in a wavery little voice.
She leaned closer to hear me, "Adam who?"
I bellowed through my raw throat, still freshly bleeding from surgery, "Adam my way, I'm gettin' outta here!"
The nurse had to stop she was laughing so hard and she was in hysterics when she delivered me back to me parents, repeating the whole episode to them, turning their anxiety into delight that their doped up child was a comedy genius.
No one knew where I'd learned the joke, but it was a staple story throughout my childhood.
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coolfinnishblog · 2 years ago
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Koputus (The Knocking) 2022,  Joonas Pajunen & Max Seeck
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lesbianshepard · 1 year ago
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most insane reddit comment i've gotten is someone saying that they had a brief catholic phase because "sex should be for procreation only" just seemed "right" to them. And then they realized they were an atheist but had a breeding kink.
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isawken · 3 months ago
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was recently having talks about saving up for a several-week vacation with my partner and he said something that i seriously cannot stop thinking about and i need to Ask The Audience
this is not cumulative, you must have spent over 14 calendar days outside of your hometown in one stretch to be able to hit Yes
i’ve never asked for this before but if you could rb for reach that’d be cool, this is a straight up potential worldview-shattering revelation right here and i need data if im gonna shatter my dang worldview
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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses · 9 months ago
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but how did the walrus knock
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