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Koputus (The Knocking) 2022, Joonas Pajunen & Max Seeck
#horror#koputus#the knocking#finnish film#horror movie#dailyhorrorgifs#moviegifs#red#cinemography#finland#suomi#nordic movie#nordic#fantasy#dark fantasy#horror fantasy#joonas pajunen#max seeck#pekka strang#inka kallén#saana koivisto#international horror#european movie#european#horroredit#drama#mystery#mythology#filmgifs#scary
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yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
#🧻 sharts#gravity falls#dipper pines#mabel pines#smokes a fat blunt. knocked this one out inbetween hw ive had this sketch laying around for AGES#edit: to the people pointing out they arent holding a bass#i am so sorry#LMFAOOO i used a free model online as a reference and figured electric guitars & basses looked similar#i dont play either of those instruments so …. my apologies ..
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Hey all, you know how internet searches suck now? When the results are awful, full-of-AI, death-of-the-internet levels of bad?
Start appending date constraints to your searches - "before:2023".
My results have gone from 90% AI bullshit to ~60% usable - which frankly at this point is a huge improvement.
#information death of the internet etc#legit this has been SO SO helpful#shout out to mastodon infosec server for this one#before 2022 we did not really have the AI-content-farms because. the tech did not exist to the public.#and you can knock back the date if need be#obviously this does not FIX the problem but#me.txt
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Deadlifted 405. 3 reps 8 sets.
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“long hair on guys doesn’t make them less masculine. think keanu reeves, jason momoa, danny trejo, or the guy at your local dive bar who rides a motorcycle”
*the crowd nods*
“so long hair doesn’t necessarily determine masculinity”
*the crowd, more hesitant, still nodding*
“butches can have long hair—“
*GUNSHOT*
#the tedtalk i would give if i could#if i see ‘they’re not butch because they have long hair’ one more time i will flip a table#frustrating frustrating frustrating#also this is NOT in any way a knock on my short haired butches ily#op#bestof
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like you really aren't allowed to say shit about southerners until you have firsthand seen how people live deep in the appalachian hollers because it is fucking tragic. the poverty and the food desert and the lack of resources in general is so bad. the drugs. yall dont understand
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ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to miss the application window
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“Who the fuck does Ang Lee think he is, man?”
KNOCKED UP (“Brokeback Mountain” Deleted Scene) | 2007 | dir. Judd Apatow
#(i'd like to apologize to everyone in advance for (giffing and posting) this)#knocked up 2007#moviegifs#fyeahmovies#doyouevenfilm#filmgifs#userfilm#userbbelcher#chewieblog#dailyflicks#userrobin#userconstance#userstream#usermarina#usersavana#cinemapix#filmtv#jonah hill#katherine heigl#myedit#don't misunderstand me! i love brokeback mountain just the way it is! ang lee is my friend#yeah there's also something to say about the movie being made in the early 2000s#and the double standard when portraying gay relationships onscreen as compared to portraying straight relationships#(if you're interested in that topic you should watch the documentary 'this film is not yet rated')#but i mostly giffed this bc i thought it was a funny deleted scene! and it goes on for longer than just this but i wasn't doing alladat!#(hence the link to watch the scene in full. mirror screened tho? idk but dailymotion's version is the right way round if that matters)#don't ask me how i found this clip in a better quality. it was hard. i was bored. i did it for the bit.
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mr. chucklefuck sir just one chance
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I was a pretty sickly kid. I'm a pretty sickly adult too I guess. But one of the issues I had was constant ear infections. I almost went deaf because I just had near continuous swelling and inflammation going on. I had tubes in my ears twice because they fell out the first time.
If you're unfamiliar that's where they put a tiny gauge in your inner ear to help force it open. It's meant to stop water getting trapped back there. I had to put wax in my ears before contact with pools, baths, showers, anything, for years, to prevent water from slinking through that narrow channel and festering long enough to spawn bacteria.
It was miserable. To this day my inner ear is blighted with so much scar tissue that every single ear exam the doctor goes, "Woah." You never want to hear a doctor say woah. It's never good.
Eventually my constant rounds of antibiotics and misery was pinned on my tonsils. A doctor declared there was just too much ick hiding out in there and they had to go. I was about five or six at the time. Having surgery as a little kid is already pretty scary but I was determined to be brave. I'd already had vacuum suction tools used on my inner ear weekly a practice so painful it's banned now. I was also promised a coveted troll dinosaur for good behavior.
So I walked tremulously into the hospital to have an organ removed. By all accounts I comported myself admirably. Afterward I was coming out of anesthesia quite slowly. The nurse was carrying me back to my parents when I rasped a whispery, "Knock knock," at her.
She paused and looked down at me, "What?"
A little stronger I repeated, "Knock knock."
She was shocked her tiny patient was trying to tell a joke while higher than a kite but dutifully said, "Who's there?"
"Adam," I said in a wavery little voice.
She leaned closer to hear me, "Adam who?"
I bellowed through my raw throat, still freshly bleeding from surgery, "Adam my way, I'm gettin' outta here!"
The nurse had to stop she was laughing so hard and she was in hysterics when she delivered me back to me parents, repeating the whole episode to them, turning their anxiety into delight that their doped up child was a comedy genius.
No one knew where I'd learned the joke, but it was a staple story throughout my childhood.
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Koputus (The Knocking) 2022, Joonas Pajunen & Max Seeck
#horror movie#nordic movie#finnish horror#koputus#the knocking#finland#horror#movie#finnish#suomi#mystery#drama#moviegifs#filmedit#filmgifs#dailyhorrorgifs#gifs#finnish film#joonas pajunen#max seeck#pekka strang#inka kallén#saana koivisto#horroredit#videos#fantasy#dark fantasy#mythology#european movie#european horror
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most insane reddit comment i've gotten is someone saying that they had a brief catholic phase because "sex should be for procreation only" just seemed "right" to them. And then they realized they were an atheist but had a breeding kink.
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was recently having talks about saving up for a several-week vacation with my partner and he said something that i seriously cannot stop thinking about and i need to Ask The Audience
this is not cumulative, you must have spent over 14 calendar days outside of your hometown in one stretch to be able to hit Yes
i’ve never asked for this before but if you could rb for reach that’d be cool, this is a straight up potential worldview-shattering revelation right here and i need data if im gonna shatter my dang worldview
#i have traveled so much and lived in several places that it just fucking. knocked the wind outta me#to learn he’s never been away from this city in his ENTIRE LIFE for more than 2 weeks#when he saw my shock he said he thinks it’s more common than i’m assuming#so i’m very curious to see how accurate that is#kenposting#poll#tumblr polls
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but how did the walrus knock
#did it just slap slap slap the door?#i like to imagine it tapped lightly with the tip of its tusk...#i don't think the fairy COULD knock actually#i think the fairy is the size of a hummingbird and had to ring the bell by bopping into it midflight
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