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growthhyp · 4 months ago

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Hello! Just wondering if the garage sale might have maybe a tape measure? Not that there's anything much to measure, except maybe around the midsection (haha) but I was told measuring regularly would be good for tracking progress at the gym.

The Measuring Tape

As you stroll down the quiet suburban street, the vibrant chirps of birds and rustling leaves serve as the morning's soundtrack. You spot the garage sale, a beacon of hope amidst the mundane. Your eyes light up, not for the potential bargains, but for the Adonis-like figure standing guard over the assorted knick-knacks and forgotten treasures. The muscular man's physique is a stark contrast to your own lanky frame, a silent testament to the hours of sweat and toil he must've invested at the gym.

You've been religiously adhering to your New Year's resolution for the past two weeks, pumping iron and pushing your limits, but your body seems to be playing a cruel trick on you, refusing to budge from its familiar skinny confines. The sight of the garage sale is a serendipitous gift, an opportunity to seek guidance from someone who's clearly mastered the art of sculpting their body. As you approach, the muscular man's eyes meet yours, and you feel a sudden wave of self-consciousness, your hand instinctively reaching to cover the slight bulge of your belly.

Without missing a beat, you spill out your frustrations to this stranger, the words tumbling out in a jumbled mess of insecurities and hope. The muscular man nods in understanding, his eyes never leaving yours, a knowing smile playing at the corners of his lips. He reaches behind the counter and pulls out a dusty, slightly bent measuring tape. "This might help," he says, his voice a smooth rumble that sends a shiver down your spine. "It's all about tracking your progress. You wouldn't believe how motivating it can be to see those numbers change."

You take the tape from him, your fingertips brushing against his, and you can't help but feel a spark of something electric. He winks, and you blush, feeling both embarrassed and thrilled by his gesture. "Take it," he urges. "It's only a dollar. It's practically a steal." You fish out a crumpled bill from your pocket and exchange it for the tape, feeling the weight of his gaze on you as you do so. It's as if he's peering into your very soul, seeing the raw desire to transform into something more.

Once home, you strip down to your red shorts, eager to begin this new ritual. The notebook lies open on the bed, the pencil poised and ready to record every inch of progress. You start with your weight, stepping onto the scale with a deep breath. The needle wobbles before settling at 120 lbs. You scribble it down, feeling a strange sense of accomplishment. Then, you move to your height – a solid 5'9", not too shabby. But as you wrap the tape around your chest and arms, you can't help but feel a twinge of disappointment at the initial measurements. 36 inches for your chest, 12 inches for your biceps – it's clear you have a long way to go.

You continue measuring, each number etched into your notebook with a mix of excitement and determination. Your waist is a slim 28 inches, your legs a lean 29. But it's when you get to your neck and calves that the tape seems to tighten around your skin, revealing the beginnings of what might be considered 'gains'. 12 inches around the neck, 13 inches around each calf – not bad for a newbie. And then there's your cock – a modest 4 inches in length and 3 in girth – something you've always been a little self-conscious about, but maybe with the same dedication, you could see some growth there too.

The measuring process becomes almost ritualistic, a sacred pact you make with yourself every week. You document your stats with a fervor usually reserved for a gym enthusiast's workout log, the numbers whispering sweet nothings of potential into your ear. Each day at the gym, you push a little harder, lift a little more, all with the image of the muscular man's nod of approval in your mind's eye.

Six weeks, you've given yourself. Six weeks to carve out the body you've always desired. The first few days are a blur of pain and sweat, your muscles screaming in protest at the unaccustomed exertion. But with each ache and burn, you feel yourself inching closer to your goal.

Week 1 passes, and you eagerly strip down to compare the new you with the old. The scale reads 130 lbs, a solid 10 pounds heavier, and you feel it in your muscles, which seem to have swelled with a newfound life. You stand a proud 5'10", having gained an inch in height, and your body fat percentage has dropped to 12%. The measuring tape confirms your suspicion – your cock has indeed lengthened to 5 inches, and thickened slightly to a girth of 4 inches.

As you flex your biceps, you're thrilled to see they've bulked up to 14 inches around. The veins in your arms are more pronounced now, a sign of the hard work you've been putting in. Your chest has ballooned to 38 inches, filling out your shirts nicely, and your calves have gone from 13 to 14.5 inches. Your legs have filled out too, now a solid 30 inches around. The waist remains at 28 inches, a testament to your discipline in keeping the fat at bay. The neck measurement surprises you the most – a full inch thicker at 13 inches. It's a powerful look that screams 'alpha male'.

Your confidence is soaring, and it's not just in the gym. You've noticed that you're holding yourself differently – shoulders back, chest out, and chin up. You've started to command attention when you enter a room, and it's not just because you're taller. It's like the extra muscle has pumped life into your very essence, turning you into someone who can't be ignored. You catch yourself staring at your reflection in every mirror, admiring the way your newfound muscles ripple and dance in the light.

And the jerking off…it's become something of an obsession. Every night, after a grueling session at the gym, you can't wait to get home and let your hand do the work your exhausted muscles can't. The sensations are more intense than ever before, and you've discovered that you have a knack for edging – bringing yourself to the brink of climax, then pulling back, only to repeat the process over and over again. It's a sweet torment that leaves you gasping and your cock begging for release. Sometimes, when you're feeling particularly wild, you'll sneak into the gym's shower and let yourself go, the hot water cascading over your shoulders as you stroke your now 6-inch length to a powerful orgasm.

Two weeks have passed, and you find yourself back in front of the mirror with the measuring tape. The numbers are in, and they're nothing short of astonishing. You've packed on another 30 pounds, shooting up to 160 lbs. You've grown another inch, now standing tall at 5'11". Your body fat has dropped to a lean 10%, making every muscle pop out in sharp relief. Your chest has blossomed to a massive 40 inches, your biceps are thick slabs of meat at 16 inches around. Your calves have bulged to 15 inches, and your legs are now a sturdy 31 inches of pure power. And your neck? It's a thick, unyielding column of muscle at 14 inches.

But it's the last two measurements that really get your heart racing. Your cock has grown to a proud 6 inches in length and a hefty 5 inches around. The girth is what really gets you – the way it fills your hand, the weight of it hanging between your legs. It's not just the size, though – it's the feeling of power and virility that comes with it. You can't help but stroke it, feeling the newfound sensitivity that seems to come with every workout. It's as if your entire body is waking up to new possibilities, and your libido has gone through the roof.

You've started to feel an insatiable hunger, not just for food, but for attention. You strut around the gym, flexing in the mirrors, watching the other guys steal glances at your bulging biceps and thickened neck. You've even started to catch the eyes of some of the girls who frequent the place, their gazes lingering just a bit longer than before. It's intoxicating, this newfound allure, and you find yourself craving the gym more and more, not just for the gains, but for the way you feel when you're there – powerful, desired, and in control.

Week 3 rolls around, and you're eager to see what the tape has to say. You've been pushing yourself to the limit, your workouts now a blur of pain and pleasure. You're up to 180 lbs, a full 60 pounds heavier than when you started. You've shot up another inch to 6'1", towering over many of the people you used to look up to. Your body fat has plummeted to a mere 8%, leaving every muscle stark and defined. The numbers on your notebook's pages are a testament to your transformation – 42 inches around the chest, 18 inches for your biceps, and a neck that's thickened to a formidable 15 inches.

But it's your legs that really get you going now. They've gone from twigs to tree trunks, each one a monument to your dedication. Your waist is still a respectable 30 inches, but your cock has outdone itself – now a stunning 7 inches in length and a thick 6 in girth. It's a weapon of pleasure that you can't help but admire in the mirror, your hand almost trembling as you wrap the tape around it. The sight of your swollen package sends a bolt of excitement straight to your core, and you realize that you're not just getting more attractive – you're becoming a beast in every sense of the word.

You've started to notice changes in your appetites, too. Your hunger for food is insatiable, your fridge groaning under the weight of protein shakes and chicken breasts. But it's not just food that fuels your desires. Your thoughts are consumed by sex, the need to claim and conquer. It's a primal instinct that's been awakened. You've found someone who appreciates the new you, a gym buddy who's more than happy to help you burn off some steam. You've been hooking up after your workouts, sweat-drenched and pumped full of endorphins, pushing each other's bodies to the limit in a different kind of workout.

Your voice has transformed into a velvety bass that seems to resonate with every word you speak. You command the room when you speak, your words carrying an authority that wasn't there before. It's intoxicating, the way people hang on your every word, eager to catch a glimpse of the new you.

Week 4 has come, and with it, a new set of measurements. You're now a hulking 200 lbs of solid muscle, the kind that makes other guys at the gym look like they're playing dress-up. Your height has stretched to a towering 6'2", and your body fat has dropped to a minuscule 6%. You flex in the mirror, watching your chest balloon to an unbelievable 44 inches, your biceps swelling to a ludicrous 19 inches around. Your waist has filled out to 30, not with flab, but with the kind of muscle that makes your abs look like they've been chiseled from marble. Your legs have become a pair of sculpted pillars, each one a work of art at 33 inches around. And your neck? It's a thick, powerful 16 inches that screams 'don't fuck with me'.

But it's not just your body that's transformed. Your cock has become a thing of legend among those who've seen it – 8 inches of throbbing power, with a girth that could make a pornstar weep. It hangs heavy between your legs, a constant reminder of your newfound masculinity. You've started to enjoy the way people look at you now – the awe, the envy, the lust. It's a drug, and you're addicted. You spend hours at the gym, not just working out, but parading your body for all to see. You've become the poster boy for physical perfection, and everyone wants a piece of you.

Your experiments in the locker room have become more frequent and more daring. You've discovered that with great size comes great opportunity. You've had your pick of the gym's most attractive members, each one eager to feel your newfound girth inside them. The whispers and glances have turned into outright propositions, and you've found that saying 'yes' to every offer has only made you crave more. You've become a sexual god, and the altar is wherever you happen to be at the moment.

The echo of your deep, commanding voice reverberates off the cold tiles, sending a shiver down the spine of anyone within earshot. It's a sound that demands attention, a siren's call that no one can ignore. You've noticed that people listen to you more, your opinions hold more weight, and when you speak, everyone seems to lean in, as if eager to soak up the very essence of your power.

Week 5. The moment of truth has arrived, and with it, the promise of unbridled growth. You stand before the full-length mirror in your gym, the chilly air causing the hairs on your chiseled body to stand on end. You're a monolith of muscle, a testament to your unyielding dedication. The scale groans under your weight, the needle settling at a staggering 300 lbs. You're not just fit; you're a force of nature. The measuring tape stretches and constricts around your Herculean form, each number whispering sweet nothings of triumph into your eager ears.

Your height has shot up to 6'6", making you the giant in every room you enter. Your body fat is a mere 3%, so low that it's practically non-existent. Every inch of you is pure, unadulterated power. Your chest has ballooned to an astounding 50 inches, a monument to your relentless bench pressing. Your biceps are now a ludicrous 22 inches around, bulging like boulders beneath your skin. Your calves are a marvel at 17.5 inches, each flex a silent declaration of your lower body's might. And your waist, a tight 31 inches, is the envy of every man and woman who dares to look your way.

But it's your cock that truly sets you apart. 12 inches long and a staggering 9 inches in girth, it's a beast that could make even the most experienced adult film star quake with trepidation. The mere sight of it has become the stuff of legend among the gym rats and the whispers of the regulars. It's not just the size that's changed; the way it feels is different too. The veins pulse with a newfound vitality, and the head is now a dark, swollen cap that demands attention. The feeling of power it brings is intoxicating, turning every encounter into a conquest waiting to happen.

As you flex in the mirror, the muscles in your neck and jawline ripple, a sign of the testosterone coursing through your body. Your deep laugh fills the room, the sound of it echoing with a newfound authority that sends a shiver down the spine of anyone nearby. You've become the embodiment of lust and desire, and the gym has become your playground. Your eyes scan the room, seeking out the next challenge, the next willing participant in your quest for physical dominance.

The whispers of the other gym-goers reach your ears, a symphony of envy and admiration. You revel in it, knowing that every pair of eyes on you is a silent affirmation of your power. You've started to crave the hunt, the thrill of the chase that comes with being the biggest, baddest wolf in the pack. And oh, the places you've been. The locker room, the sauna, even the benches outside – you've left your mark on every inch of the gym, each encounter more intense than the last.

You've become a legend, the kind of guy that newbies whisper about in awe. The kind of guy who could bend steel bars with his bare hands if he wanted to. The kind of guy who could make anyone – man or woman – beg for mercy. You've learned to wield your new body like a weapon, and the effect it has on people is undeniable. You've had flings with the most popular girls in the gym, leaving them breathless and trembling with every thrust of your massive cock. You've also found that some of the guys have started eyeing you with a mix of admiration and something else – something you're more than willing to explore if they can handle it.

Week 6, and you're eager to see just how much more you can grow. You stand before the mirror, the cold light of day caressing your colossal form. The numbers on your notebook read like a fantasy come to life – 320 lbs of pure, unbridled power. You've shot up to a towering 6'8", making even the basketball players look up to you. Your body fat is a minuscule 2%, so low that it's practically invisible. Your cock has reached a mind-boggling 15 inches in length and a monstrous 11 inches in girth – a beast that could make even the most seasoned pornstar quiver in fear.

You flex your chest in the mirror, watching the muscles swell to an unbelievable 55 inches around. Your biceps are now a ludicrous 25 inches of bulging, veiny steel. Your calves have ballooned to 18.5 inches, each flex a testament to your tireless work ethic. Your waist has remained a tight 32 inches, a stark contrast to your massive thighs, now a staggering 39 inches around each. And your neck – oh, your neck – it's a thick, unyielding 21 inches that could crush a watermelon between your colossal traps. And your feet – a size 17 now – have grown to accommodate your newfound bulk, the very ground seeming to tremble with each thunderous step.

Your cock has become the stuff of myths, a 15-inch monster with a 10-inch girth that would make even the most seasoned porn star quake with fear. It hangs heavily between your legs, a constant reminder of the power you wield. The locker room whispers have turned into full-blown conversations about the legend of your size and stamina. You've become the gym's resident Casanova, the man everyone wants a piece of – and you're more than happy to oblige.

As you strut through the gym, your voice booms with a deep bass that could rival the sound system. It's a sound that commands attention, and everyone seems to hang on your every word. You can't help but laugh at the sheer absurdity of it all, your teeth gleaming in the fluorescent lights as you flex your 28-inch biceps. The veins in your arms pop like a roadmap to pleasure, a stark contrast to the lean, veiny forearms that had once been your only source of pride.

You catch a glimpse of yourself in the mirror and can't help but feel a sense of gratitude towards that muscular man at the garage sale. His simple advice had sparked a transformation so profound it was almost unbelievable. The measuring tape had become a symbol of your growth. Each week, as you measured your progress, you felt a newfound respect for your body and the power it now wielded.

#muscle growth stories #jockification #personality change #jock tf #male transformation #ai generated #nerd to jock

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vvniceday · 11 months ago

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if josh hart was out there he would’ve swung the chair

WHAT IS JALEN BRUNSON DOING ON SMACKDOWN

#bring out all the knicks!!!!#revenge for the playoffs!!!!!!#wwe lb #new york knicks

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afrotumble · 6 months ago

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Wilton Norman Chamberlain

Chamberlain made his NBA debut on October 24, 1959, starting for the Philadelphia Warriors.

He was listed as 7 ft 1 in (2.16 m) tall and 258 lb (117 kg).

He became the NBA's highest-paid player when he signed for $30,000 in his rookie contract.

In comparison, the previous top earner was Bob Cousy of the Celtics with $25,000, the same sum Eddie Gottlieb used to buy the Warriors franchise in 1952.

In the 1959–60 NBA season, Chamberlain joined a Philadelphia Warriors squad that was coached by Neil Johnston. All five starters were native Philadelphians: Chamberlain, Tom Gola, Guy Rodgers, Hall-of-Fame forward Paul Arizin, and Ernie Beck. In his first NBA game, played against the New York Knicks, Chamberlain scored 43 points and grabbed 28 rebounds.

In his third game, Chamberlain recorded 41 points and a then-career-high 40 rebounds in a 124–113 win over the visiting Syracuse Nationals.

#wilt chamberlain #nba #legends #basketball

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jaydeemainmansblog · 3 days ago

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The fact that Hartford or heartland whatever your name is.. you can't bring us into Dallas after the arguments were rendered in Colorado after all all was said and done you can't bring me into Dallas and resurrect some word that that triggers black you can't bring me back into Hartford and resurrect some word that that triggers Black's hearts... I did then of course the instances in Jacksonville how the blacks responded to the word Jacksonville... So you can't bring us in into the cities and and blame some some word for triggering the blacks rather than the satellite triggering the blacks again with the word you know the the two-way flash card to the subliminal flash card and then video satellite communication....

Hope you guys are hiding your black skin girls for me you guys are hiding your black skin girls for me of how Hartford was hiding their blacks and girls for me Jacksonville was hiding their black skin girls for me you know this is why I called your black skin people out I said you know what for free to need me to treat her as a white girl to treat her with hope and hopes and dreams.... No the problem is we had it Hartford it was called yesterday she should have never had hopes and dreams and and working at neighborhood Walmart or or McDonald's to to have the momentum to have the energy to throw punch at me...

Right what's the point of being born white when they can be born 6 ft and 7 ft tall 1 lb turd and black skin.... They're only happy because they are skinny

So anyways you brought me here to this 2/3 little girl 3/4 little girl how that we dictated it was better listening to a black skin boys opinion a young black man's opinion we would have gotten more as as men you know I I love this girl but the point is she she has no she has no room in my life for her you know fantasizing on how to hurt me and dreaming I had to hurt me on every corner seeing what what I'm doing I'm making moves oh go shut down the bathroom oh go take his grocery off his groceries off the store little knick knacks at that that the family told her again to use a little tools to make my life worse and and again she's too in brown skin or she's 3 foot in in white skin this isn't the girl to to make the answers here you know free to have brought me here again intentionally with these smaller girls I will call it in

You guys needed these two for the 3-ft white skin girls again of the alliance to agree with these blackskin men I wish which you know the joke has gotten stale and and old I free guys not have corrected it and maybe had an isolated case or I'll bring these little girls into a small sanctuary City whether it's junction whether it's Hartford weather it's Pensacola for for you to have that to be where they live the smaller girls black skin men we have a problem with you guys bring me here to to carry a negative statement a derogatory statement towards blacks and again once again I did I did call you guys out for the Christian black skin School in Houston I think it I thought it was a great idea I said if you guys want to customize these little blacks girls and boys and send them to the next country to stand up for the statement to keep the statement for them not to have a chance to escape the statement or denied a statement you know if that's what they ask you know I'm not going to I'm not going to put my head in but you can't every minute follow me around with all these people you know child molesters and and failed homos again with one picture of of one Christian black skin school downtown Jacksonville

Right you can't bring me here at 24/7 and it only message you you want you know you're setting up your young black boys and young black men to to carry the statement that black man don't have a daughter that's at black men complain every minute and and again are you using are these blacks and integrated them I can see it very clearly that you guys are integrating them okay that that it's not their fault but what you're blaming and and accusing these young black boys and young men of standing on a corner doing what they're told and then the statement release they're saying that black men don't have a daughter they're saying that black men complain

So again I for you guys not to have corrected these two foot and 3 ft white skin girls on on every corner and continue to stockpile weapons of mass destruction 6 ft and 7 ft Black skin men I don't feel comfortable leaving here again of making a derogatory statement about black skin boys and men or or black boys and men and girls and women..

Yeah so if there's no more if there's no more cities to see like the train in Houston or or does the river and in Pittsburgh or or that set black skin Christian School in in Jacksonville and if there's no more tricks for you to framework these black boys and girls okay maybe you guys should lay off of the the stigma and stereotypes of insulting them....

Right for you guys not to have corrected leaving a City full of two foot and 3 ft white skin girls you know around 6 ft and 7 ft Black skin men are three guys not to correct it and obviously someone lets you I obviously is the other country that's killing for the statement the other country that every time that b******* cracker or a n***** shows up but they were in a car and the other country attacking someone teasing someone for you guys to have allowed them to have a blank check on on the way on the way that they murder there and you want them to be tricked into murdering to be brought here to perform for this satellite family of being kept outside for days and weeks bleeding out or starving or hungry it's your guys's why the other countries is allowed to work and in a lot to live that way it's your guys's fault again of them you know you guys are the only ones in in the game that have a waiting list where you can wait years and years before you guys got to start killing your own people....

I called out Jacksonville Florida I called out Pensacola I called out Washington I called out Tennessee I said you you guys are just waiting on me to show up and you guys have a list of of cold cases a giant stack of of trials and tribulations to be held and you guys can wait and and hold them all all day while the rest of the country is is in feminine and and driving around with swamp ass and and everyone doesn't like being set up or being forced to murder

So if there's no more sites me besides the train in Houston or or the River inn in Pittsburgh again or or that that black skin Christian School you need to stop farming around with the derogatory statement towards black skin men of you know child molester or don't have a daughter you need to stop carrying this this mantra I'm going to be because if it's not true if you guys don't want to fix it you want to keep your city with brand new white skin girls 2 ft and 3 ft tall you know virgins or or so called you know teenagers and you don't want to fix the size of the ratio and you want to continue making fun of black boys and men then that's your own intuition but you you guys can't need black hair white skin boys you guys can't do this because you're shivering and shaking of the black hair whites can camp in the other country

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whatthehali · 10 days ago

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HOLY SHIT DOUBLE UPSET - THE EAST SURE ISNT BORING NOW

#nba lb #knicks pacers ECF would be so funny

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berylcups · 4 months ago

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My insane list of answered OC questions: Pt 2

Notes: Sorry for the radio silence. I’ve been out sick with the flu and now I have a double ear infection and sinus infection because fuck me. 🙃 I know nobody asks for these but I need to post something content related so this is it!

What might an acquaintance think is a good gift for your character?

⚔️ - A big jar of lingonberry jam, A bottle of frizz control shampoo/conditioner, a parasol

🫖 - strawberry chocolate, a decorative or unusual tea set, a fluffy travel pillow

🦑- an energy drink, cat vest carrier, a pair of leather combat boots

🍭- lollipop, a Dino arm grabber(mean but useful), a sewing kit

What does your character most enjoy shopping for?

⚔️- sports wear, gardening supplies, and stationery for calligraphy

🫖 - Ceramic & porcelain artwork, crystals, fine art supplies

🦑- Shoe shopping specifically German boots, celestial Knick Knacks for the home, fragranced personal items (lotions, body oils, eau de parfum/cologne, body washes)

🍭- clothes, fabric for clothing projects, and the sweets/bakery section of the supermarket

Is there an item your character is embarrassed they own or want?

⚔️- A popular magazine with an article about attracting the man of your dreams highlighted. Hánná will take this secret to her grave but she’s finally hit that special age where she’s wanting to find a man and settle down. She might have found the one but refuses to admit it. Her pride won’t allow her to be vulnerable but that doesn’t make her immune to daydreaming.

🫖 - A sketch book full of drawings of Katherine’s favorite anime characters and her OCs kissing. Katherine is a video game weeb and has crushes on all the villains she faced in the JRPGs she owns. She refuses to show her drawings to anyone because she says she sucks at drawing the men.

🦑 - a vibrator… Despite being demisexual, everyone around calamari is too stupid to comprehend the fact that being asexual doesn’t mean “no sex EVER”. If anyone were to find it, it would not only be embarrassing but painful to explain to the idiot that was snooping around in their room.

🍭 - A series of Photo Booth photos of her and her father, Rubber Soul being silly in front of the camera. The pictures have the both of them acting super cringey, but it’s on purpose so that’s not why Dolce hides them. It brings up memories of her and her dad before he left and how much she misses him. Not to mention that she absolutely has a grudge against him for potentially abandoning her if he didn’t die.

What celestial body would interest your character the most?

⚔️ - Hánná is completely enthralled by Jupiter. It’s the largest planet, and decorated with stripes. The red storm is deeply enchanting and she wonders how violent and power the storm can be to last so long and to continue long after humanity.

🫖 Pluto would intrigue Katherine the most. Don’t even try and tell her it’s not a real planet. She has a soft spot for the underdogs and the misunderstood. Black cats and dwarf planets make this woman very happy and she’s going to defend them with her life.

🦑 Uranus interests Calamari the most. It’s the most unique and rotates on its side. It’s unapologetically the most enigmatic of the planets. It has the most extreme seasons and like Calamari, they have the most extreme mood swings.

🍭 Dolce would be interested in Saturn the most. It is the most iconic of all the planets and has beautiful rings accessorizing it.

What animal would your character say best represents them?

⚔️- Hánná feels a strong connection to the Eurasian Eagle Owl. Hánnás hair somewhat resembles the massive owl! Her side fringe tufts out no matter how hard she tries to brush and style it. 🤭 they are also very strong. The eagle owl has the power of crushing 700 lbs per square inch in their talons. 😰 Hánná is doesn’t have a grip THAT strong but she sure can bridal carry any one of the boys! But refuses to do so…unless medically necessary and if their lives are on the line. We have Polnareff begging for “uppies!”(piggyback rides) eveytime he feels winded or his feet get sore. He really needs to lay off the cigarettes 🙄

🫖- Katherine sees herself in the Black Bear. They’re not the most violent of the ursidae but like the brown bear, if Katherine feels threatened enough, she’ll get aggressive. She’s mostly like a big teddy bear. 🧸 She loves to hibernate with the big bears. Eating a bunch and then take a big night-night? Hell yeah! Even better if she’s cuddling with a friend or lover. She just isn’t a huge fan of salmon…too fishy. Give her some fish n’ chips instead. 🐟

🦑- Calamari identifies with the Cheetah. They look intimidating but what calamari doesn’t want you to know is that they are more afraid of you than you are of them. 😓 Calamari can bolt off like a cheetah if they want out of a situation or if they’re chasing a prey down through their stands black holes… Cheetahs can’t toss you around like a ragdoll though…but they can eat gazelles. That’s pretty threatening.

🍭- Dolce feels best represented by the monarch caterpillar. These little guys are strikingly beautiful and toxic to the touch. They also have a MASSIVE appetite! Dolce can’t eat 200x her body weight like the monarch caterpillar can but they both have big dreams and are working their way towards a beautiful future. 🦋

What is a habit your character has that others might find cute?

⚔️ - Her insistence on being independent. “No no. I’m holding the door open for YOU. You don’t have to always open the door for me, you know. I’m not your damsel in distress!” “No thank you! I appreciate it but I can carry all these groceries myself!” “I can handle this stand user myself! This will be easy as crumb cake! Just you boys watch and learn!”

🫖 - practicing her poor Arabic with middle eastern and North African citizens. The poor girl tries to read(Katherine please…it’s a cursive writing style . 😓 you’re not gonna find any words going from left to right!) everything backwards and her accent is insanely thick. “A-Salam Alaykum! Wait a minute…I’m not Muslim…am I allowed to say that? Ahlan? ahlan wa sahlan! Kéf halak?” “What do you mean I’m good at reading? I can’t read that Avdol. Oh yeah! Right to left… mustashfaa—that means…hospital? Yes! I did it!”

🦑 - Attracting cats over and baby talking them “oh black cat with 3 babies. I’m gonna call them over. Kitties~ Ks ks ks ks ks…. Come here. Ks ks ks… Ja~ that’s right~you love those ear scritches yes?” “Illuso. We are taking them home whether you like it or not. Why? The mama cat outranks you and I’m naming her Phyllis. She has a smokers meow, that’s why I’m naming her Phyllis. You can name 2 of the kittens. Take it or leave it bitch. You can always go to the mirror if you hate the kitties soooo much.”

🍭 - Always sucking on a lollipop- “why do I always have a lollipop in my mouth? Well.. why not? They’re tasty and they’re quick portable fuel for Lollirot. Think of being permanently pregnant and you're trying to please your baby~. Ew, do NOT compare my stand to a TAPEWORM! It’s nothing of the sort. You’re a tapeworm, Mellie. Pfft—take that. Yes it was VERY MATURE of me to spit my lollipop stick at you. Hope it gets stuck in your hair~.”

What is a topic your character would be excited to talk about?

⚔️- Fencing and Swords/weaponry- Hánná gets so excited about anything to do with sharp objects that she can barely contain herself. She saw an Arabian Scimitar on display at a bazaar and begged and begged for Joseph to buy it for her. Sadly he did not. 😭 After the Anubis incident, no one wanted her to have such a threatening blade on her person. She and Polnareff will get into friendly but somewhat heated debates on who’s the better fencer. Usually it ends up with them having an impromptu battle using random sticks, pool noodles, pens, rulers…whatever they can get their grubby hands on before someone stops them. 😓

🫖 - Celtic astrology and video games - Katherine loves astrology likes to compare and contrast the astrology she grew up with (Celtic & Pagan) with Avdol's Egyptian astrology. Kakyoin is also another friend she enjoys geeking out with about her favorite video games. He’s also a good source of knowledge to seek out when she has questions about the cultural significance of stories, certain characters, symbols, and areas in their favorite games.

🦑 - forensics and art - Calamari is a go to guru on evidence erasure and body disposal that they’re on speed dial on many phones inside and outside the hitman team. Those tips and tricks aren’t for free though. Hitman teammates only have to pay up with a single energy drink or a coffee. Outsiders have to pay a couple thousand euros….that’s IF Calamari trusts you enough. And with the approval with Risotto and expecting a cut of Callies payout. 😒 Calamari prefers to not talk about work 24/7. They like talking about art. Making it and critiquing it. They do a lot of sketching and watercolors and oil painting. They do cityscapes and recreate macabre crime scenes. They contrast and compare their work with Illusos. They enjoy verbally abusing each other about their artwork. He doesn’t know how difficult that watercolors are so his opinions are invalid to them. It’s a very peculiar way how the 2 show affection to each other. 🤨

🍭 - Fashion designs and shopping - Dolce always goes on a roll about fashion designs. Materials and brands… she loves to talk shit about some of the ridiculous avant garde designs on the runway and gauge Ghiaccios reactions as he is more practical minded rather than artistic.

“Oh MY God—did you see that last model??? She looked like a walking refrigerator. What kind of dress was THAT? You couldn’t pay me to wear that! How embarrassing!”

She also likes to talk about shopping. “I GUARANTEE YOU that there are a million more wallet friendly brands that look super classy-unless you’re going to rob a hit don’t even BOTHER with buying a Rolex! Uh that’s easy— there’s Seiko, Oris, Omega,Tudor, IWC, Tag Heuer, and—hey don’t fucking cut me off! I’m the one helping you not spend an arm and a leg you hammy old fart!”

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Tuesday, October 22, 2024 Canadian TV Listings (Times Eastern)

WHERE CAN I FIND THOSE PREMIERES? THE ABSENCE OF EDEN (Paramount+ Canada) FBI (Season 7 Premiere) (Paramount+ Canada) FBI: INTERNATIONAL (Season 4 Premiere) (Paramount+ Canada) FBI: MOST WANTED (Season 6 Premiere) (Paramount+ Canada) 1000-LB BEST FRIENDS (TLC Canada) 10:00 PM

NEW TO AMAZON PRIME CANADA/CBC GEM/CRAVE TV/DISNEY + STAR/NETFLIX CANADA:

AMAZON PRIME CANADA THE BIKERIDERS CRUEL SUMMER (Seasons 1–2) GAME 7

CRAVE TV ACTING GOOD (Seasons 1-3)

DISNEY + STAR WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS (Season 6, three-episode premiere)

NETFLIX CANADA HASAN MINHAJ: OFF WITH HIS HEAD

NHL HOCKEY (SN/SN1) 6:00pm: Capitals vs. Flyers (TSN2) 7:00pm: Rangers vs. Habs (TSN4) 7:30pm: Leafs vs. Blue Jackets (SNPacific) 8:00pm: Canucks vs. Chicago (TSN3) 8:00pm: Jets vs. Blues (SNEast/SNOntario) 8:45pm: Bruins vs. Predators (SNWest) 9:00pm: Hurricanes vs. Oilers (TSN5) 9:00pm: Sens vs. Utah (SN1) 9:30pm: Penguins vs. Flames

NBA BASKETBALL (TSN) 7:30pm: Knicks vs. Celtics (TSN) 10:00pm: Timberwolves vs. Lakers

CHUCK AND THE FIRST PEOPLES' KITCHEN (APTN) 7:00pm: Chuck heads North to the Wendat community of Wendake to meet Isabelle Sioui and hunt porcupine the traditional way; Isabelle has hunted porcupine since childhood and she sells its meat and beautifully handmade crafts to keep traditions alive.

THIS HOUR HAS 22 MINUTES (CBC) 8:00pm

TODD TALBOT BUILDS: THE PASSIVE HOUSE PROJECT (Cottage Life) 8:00pm

THE GREAT BRITISH SEWING BEE (Makeful) 8:00pm (SEASON PREMIERE): Britain's best home sewers are tested on their sewing and dressmaking skills. No lie, one of my favorite shows.

STILL STANDING (CBC) 8:30pm: Smith Falls, ON: After the closure of Smiths Falls' Hershey factory, Ontario's "chocolate capital" reinvented itself as place where new recreationaland service sector businesses can thrive.

LITTLE BIG COMMUNITY (APTN) 9:00pm: Nicknamed the Gathering Place, the Hawaiian island of O'ahu is home to many Kanaka Maoli cultural and linguistic revitalization initiatives; Pohaku and Manu embrace the ocean knowledge of their ancestors and guide youth to a brighter future.

HYSTERIA! (Showcase) 9:00pm (SERIES PREMIERE): When a beloved teenager suddenly goes missing, the quiet neighborhood of Happy Hollow is turned upside down; a local high school metal band goes from being invisible to being grist for the gossip mill and becoming the hottest ticket in town.

FLY (Nat Geo Canada) 9:00pm: Three couples defy gravity by BASE jumping off cliffs, planes and bridges.

IT'S NOT FUNNY ANYMORE: VICE TO PROUD BOYS (documentary) 9:00pm: How the audacious Canadian behind left-leaning Vice Media creates the extremist right-wing group 'The Proud Boys.'

THE NEW WAVE OF STANDUP (CBC) 9:30pm: Canada's new comics gather for one hilarious night of standup at the Just For Laughs Vancouver festival, featuring Myles Anderson, Tamara Shevon, Rachel Manson.

100 DAY DREAM HOME (HGTV Canada) 10:00pm (SEASON PREMIERE): After 20 years of international deployment, a Black Hawk helicopter pilot and his wife are eager to touch down and finally settle in their Florida hometown; they're calling on Brian and Mika to fit their European tastes into a forever family home.

A GOOD GAME (APTN) 10:30pm: Creighton Sanipass takes John to his community of Elsipogtog, New Brunswick to show him how positive influences shape a better tomorrow; a new generation of Mi'kmaq youth is taking the lead in their community through education and sports.

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