#the kiwis and the wasps

[yanortaboi]

[yanortaboi]

intercourse is when the penis goes in a hole

interface is when the penis goes in a mouth

*pisses loudly*

[muttley-do-something]

little ladies enjoying the loofa juice

[2weevils]

perhaps i am a silly individual but sometimes i get scared that people will only know me for the most Recent intense overwhelming animal special interest and not the Other ones. i am not just the weevil Mutual i am also the eel and worm mutual!!!!!!!!!!!

[velvetfoxgames]

Hi Anna! Do you have any random or obscure facts of any of the LIs that you’ve wanted to share, but haven’t had the right opportunity to? If not please delete hehe

Alexei

Loves animals but is a little scared of horses

Can write and speak backwards

Holds pens and pencils strangely

Brooklyn

Has four types of ironing boards

Likes to doodle floral/Victorian borders on paperwork

Immune to wasp stings

Leo

Sometimes gives away free cookies at his cafe

Surprisingly good at chess

Has a super long road trip playlist but has yet to actually go on said road trip

Milo

Has a pilot's license

Eats oranges and kiwis like apples

Can fall asleep anywhere

Rory

Double jointed

Once won a poetry contest in school

First job was a bagger at a grocery store

Tobias

The only food he dislikes is celery

Sponsors foxes at a fox rescue

Knows many hand shadow puppets

[quenepacrossing]

Some other cool things that could make New Horizons different than the other games are these:

(Non Villager NPCs)

•A fruit bat that comes around at night, and sells rare fruit, such as lemons, bananas, Kiwis, lychees, and mangoes, as well as even rarer fruits like raspberries, blueberries, blackberries and strawberries.

•A llama that sells spices, like garlic, cinnamon, chili, pepper, salt, and curry powder, as well as rare crops like corn, rice, and beans.

•A yak that sells oat, almond, and soy milk, as well as cheese.

(Food)

•Mango smoothies, and other fruit smoothies like I mentioned above

•Three kinds of peppers, with

•Being able to make Gumbo with the seafood you catch(scallops, crabs, lobsters, shrimp) and vegetables(corn, carrots, potatoes,)as well as peppers for spice

•The red peppers making your face turn red and sweaty until you drink a beverage like a smoothie or milk

These are such cute ideas! I especially love the fruit bat character🥲 i need them in my life! I also like the idea of a pepper making your face go red until you have a drink, kind of like when you get stung by wasps. Here’s the thing tho: I think if we got corn or rice as crops it would all be over. like… society would peak, and what then?

Can you IMAGINE what the japanese rural town rice paddy girlies and the stars hollow fall festival corn maze girlies would do???

I can, and it’s beautiful.

[russetm]

Kiwi (my dog) just tried to play mighty hunter with a wasp and now she's sulking because I made her go in, and its like Kiwi, I too am bummed out that outside time got cut short but you are the one who was courting danger.

[charliemwrites]

ANON WITH THE KIWI OC WASP

i’m smooshing our oc’s together as besties because Kit is australian-kiwi (it’s a self insert, i can do what i like hehe) and australians and kiwis, we pack bond when overseas lmao

- vgilantee

FRIENDS FRIENDS FRIENDS

[fhannehii]

Time to introduce myself

*I've been here for less than two

years so it's time*

So

My name real is Hanna but on the internet I use my username "Fanne" and nickname "Hansha" more often.

• I'm 15 years old (born in 1 August 2009)

• I use pronouns She/her

• I guess I'm aromantic or asexual (or both, I still try figure it out)

• I'm Polish beginner artist

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Some stuff about me

• I am an ambivert/introvert

• most of the time I prefer to be alone and not have contact with people, but sometimes I go out to meetings.

• I am calm but sometimes I easly get irritated or angry

• I'm usually nice,sometimes a bit irritating and sometimes I don't think about what I'm saying, which is why I sometimes unknowingly offend others (I don't like this about myself and I'm trying to improve)

• I'm overthinker :')

• I like sleeping and listening to music

sketching and drawing too

• I like collecting figurines and reading encyclopedias about dinosaurs and collecting minerals

• I love plushies

• I like spaghetti, apple pie, peasant pot,sour rye soup and blood soup and I like to drink water,strawberry milk and lemon tea

• My favorite fruits and vegetables are kiwi, strawberries,pineapple,watermelon,apples,

tangerines and carrots,peppers and cucumbers

• I love sour jelly beans,candy caines and cotton candy

• I'm afraid of hornets, bees and wasps

• I like animals,reptiles,birds :D

I really like dogs,cats,lizards,chameleons,snakes,toucans,parrots,pigeons,chickens,ducks etc

• I have a doggo and her name is Sawa❤️

• My favorite colors are white,blue,grey,black,orange,tangerine and apple green,pear green

• I don't like math and sience

• My favorite school subjects are photography and german

• I like to make drawings for others as surprises (sometimes)

Fav films/musicals/shows:

-THE GREATEST SHOWMAN 😭🙏💖

I love this musical so much

- My Friend Hachiko

I cried over this movie 😭

- Champion (Polish war film from 2020)

I don't like bloodshed but I like listening about World War 2 so

I just like some war movies :) (let's ignore my fear of bloodshed)

- Clash of the Titians (2010)

I like Greek mythology ok

- Epic

I LOVE THESE SONGS OK?

- Moana

Just love this

- The Tarbosaurus

I mean, it's dinos

So ofc I love this one XD

- Inazuma Eleven

- Lego ninjago

- Lego Monkie kid

- Metalions

- Dinotrux

I mean, it's a masterpiece

• I love dinotrux

It's therapy

• My favorite characters are Revvit,Ty,Dozer,Waldo,Click-Clack,Hudnut, Flynt, Rexxie and Snowblazer

For villains, I like D-structs, Skrap-it and D-stroy a bit (‼️The characters, not their actions‼️)

• My favorite episodes are "Speed", "Diamond bit", "Flynt", "Vulcano", "Ty and Revvit", "Lighting" , "Liftasaurus" , "drillipedes" , "Snowblazer"

Other acc:

yt Fhanne_hi

Ig Fhanne_hi (or just Fanne idk)

tt hanne_hii

pinterest Fhanne_hi

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.

.

My main oc:

And it's probably everything I wanted to say

So

Bye

[kiwi-rebel-57-06]

Kiwi Rebel. '53 Hudson Super Wasp.

[yanortaboi]

[birdmadboyy]

all the alder-pigeon-titania kitty kitties!!!

first (alder+titania)

sage, mint, lavender, yarrow, dandelion (163m)

second (alder+titania)

oak, birch, ash, pine, maple, elm, cypress (150m)

third (pigeon+titania)

daffodil, hyacinth, delphinium (145m)

fourth (alder+titania)

thistle, fern, ivy, leaf (142m)

fifth (pigeon+titania)

oriole, raven, thrush, finch, sparrow, crow, cardinal, canary, starling (138m)

sixth (pigeon+titania)

spider, moth, bug, fly, gnat, cricket, mite (134m)

seventh (alder+titania)

amethyst, quartz, topaz, lapis, garnet (130m)

eighth (pigeon+titania)

hawk, eagle, falcon, owl, ibis, vulture (126m)

ninth (alder+titania)

rain, snow, hail, sleet (123m)

tenth (alder+titania)

daisy, lily, tulip, carnation (118m)

eleventh (alder+titania)

azalea, iris, aster, jasmine, amaryllis (112m)

twelfth (alder+titania)

rabbit, badger, vixen, deer, mouse, hound, wolf, rat (107m)

thirteenth (pigeon+titania)

willow, magnolia, sycamore, wisteria (103m)

fourteenth (pigeon+titania)

river, stream, lake, ocean, pond (98m)

fifteenth (alder+titania)

juniper, chestnut, cedar, rowan, hazel, aspen (95m)

sixteenth (pigeon+titania)

bee, weevil, butterfly, wasp, mantis (92m)

seventeenth (alder+titania)

albatross, swan, goose, condor, heron, parrot (89m)

eighteenth (alder+titania)

raspberry, peach, cherry, tangerine, apple (84m)

nineteenth (alder+titania)

burnet, celadine, mallow, fennel, sedge (80m)

twentieth (pigeon+titania)

shark, dolphin, whale, orca (77m)

twentifirst (pigeon+titania)

pumpkin, radish, garlic, onion, carrot (73m)

twentisecond (pigeon+titania)

sky, moon, sun, star, cloud (69m)

twentithird (pigeon+titania)

hibiscus, begonia, peony, hydrangea, allium, snapdragon (64m)

twentifourth (alder+titania)

cactus, eucalyptus, hemlock, holly, nettle (61m)

twentififth (pigeon+titania)

cinnamon, saffron, paprika, ginger (57m)

twentisixth (alder+titania)

almond, pecan, peanut (53m)

twentiseventh (pigeon+titania)

bramble, twig, tree, branch, thorn, thicket (49m)

twentieighth (alder+titania)

lemon, pomegranate, honeydew, watermelon (44m)

twentininth (pigeon+titania)

porcupine, vole, otter, opossum (39m)

thirtieth (pigeon+titania)

rattle, cobra, adder, viper, python (36m)

thirtifirst (alder+titania)

silk, velvet, satin, lace (32m)

thirtisecond (alder+titania)

kiwi, pineapple, mango, fig (28m)

thirtithird (alder+titania)

beech, larch, fir, spruce (25m)

thirtifourth (pigeon+titania)

cyclamen, lupine, bluebell, tansy (22m)

thirtififth (alder+titania)

hibiscus, allium, phlox, indigo, lilac (17m)

thirtisixth (alder+titania)

bear, moose, squirrel, coyote (14m)

thirtiseventh (alder+titania)

lizard, frog, toad, newt, iguana, salamander, turtle, chameleon, gecko, tortoise (10m)

thirtieighth (pigeon+titania)

amaranth, foxglove, lotus, heather, oleander (7m)

thirtininth (alder+titania)

shine, glow, glimmer, twinkle, shimmer (2m)

[honey-minded-hivemind]

For the 🐾Animal Witch🔮 AU, What Animal Hybrid Would Y'all Possibly Like Reader To Be??

For mammals, there are cats, dogs, foxes, bears, opossums, goats, sheep, deer, cows, mice, rabbits, squirrels, chipmunks, minks, ferrets, raccoons, badgers, martins, seals, sugar gliders, bats, etc. ...

For birds, there are owls, cardinals, crows, ravens, peafowl, hummingbirds, kiwis, hawks, parakeets, budgies, swans, doves, magpies, cranes, seagulls, penguins, orioles, titmice, bluebirds, etc. ...

For amphibians, there are salamanders, frogs, toads, axolotls, and newts...

For reptiles, there are snakes, turtles, tortoises, geckos, lizards, monitors, komodo dragons, tuataras, etc. ...

For fish, there are eels, tangs, angelfish, dories, pufferfish, remoras, sharks, clownfish, octopi, squids, cuttlefish, lionfish, bettas, etc. ...

For insects, there are bees, wasps, hornets, moths, butterflies, beetles, crickets, katydids, cicadas, mantises, dragonflies, etc. ... Not to mention the arachnids, such as spiders and scorpions...

Even mythical creatures, like sirens and mermaids and dragons and hydras and kitsunes and unicorns and alicorns!

So the possibilities are endless!

[chaifootsteps]

You condemn transphobia when it involves Vivziepop but you use sites like 4chan and Kiwi Farms. Two sites that want nothing more then to see trans people "un-alive" themselves. I get that they archive things but as long as they shit on Vivzie what they say is fine?

You can say kill. It's not TikTok.

And no, Kiwi Farms does not want to see trans people kill themselves specifically because they're trans. 4chan probably does, but part of the reason Kiwi Farms keeps being deplatformed is because they tore into the person who was trying to get Chris-chan to kill themselves, and said person's dad is a fed. You can't make this stuff up.

(Clarification: Kiwi Farms very frequently wishes unpleasant shit on specific people, some trans and some not, but no more than anyplace else. If you get caught harassing someone directly, you'll be laughed at or banned.)

I'm fascinated by surviving pockets of old internet like Something Awful and 4chan and Kiwi Farms. I'm fascinated by them the way you might be fascinated by abandoned buildings, or a species of parasitic wasp or itchy plant.

[mockiingbirdx]

𝑴𝑼𝑺𝑬 𝑳𝑰𝑲𝑬𝑺 / 𝑷𝑹𝑬𝑭𝑬𝑹𝑬𝑵𝑪𝑬𝑺 .

𝐟𝐚𝐯𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐟𝐫𝐮𝐢𝐭𝐬: satsumas, passionfruit and kiwi. 𝐟𝐚𝐯𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐞𝐬. he may not be keen on it but he likes trying new things. 𝐟𝐚𝐯𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐟𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐬: tulips, hellbores, asters, dandelions, and colciums. 𝐟𝐚𝐯𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐬𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐨𝐧: winter. 𝐟𝐚𝐯𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐬: picasso bug, cuckoo wasp, and golden tortoise beetles. 𝐟𝐚𝐯𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐦𝐚𝐥𝐬: giraffes, sloths, dogs, (samyoed) and bush babies. 𝐟𝐚𝐯𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐠𝐞𝐦 : peridot. (light green) 𝐟𝐚𝐯𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐚𝐲 : day time.

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