#the kaito kobayashi poetry saga

[tamblrtrain]

kaito's personal poetry (he's very repressed)

do you know what goes bump in the night?

mandatory @overlymetaromantic tagging because i. dunno. i am going to release my demons via kaito. i'm scared of myself. also side note kaito does not look at the poetry after he writes it he is ashamed of himself and if karin ever finds it he would jump into a pool (headcanon: kaito cannot swim for shit. bathtub too deep? he'll drown)

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Pull my hair and make me scream

Down in the night where no one hears

Tear off my clothes right from the seams

Kiss me hard and bite my ears

Spend your time on every inch

Swear I'll fulfill your every wish

I'm begging, pleading, give me more

Make me hurt and make me sore

I'll do whatever for your smile

Know I'll go every extra mile

In time, the world will start to feel

Like we're the ones that make it real

Lock the doors and hold me tight

Whisper sweet nothings through the night

If you want, I'll put up a fight

You're the only thing bringing me delight

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first two stanzas had me reeling........... that is peak horny right there. god line 8 had me fucking dying. ueeeeeeh. kaito get it together i don't want to torture myself like this. also you could solidly sing this.

honestly this is probably better than what kaito would actually write but i go hard on poetry so. y'know

i mean as long as you could see kaito reading this and crying about it because it describes his carnal desires that's a win